all 98 comments

[–]chillybruh 123 points124 points ago

Martin Freeman says it best.
Youtube link

[–]RedRaine84 44 points45 points ago

Martin Freeman on the Colbert Report was one of my absolute favorite episodes. The back & forth with those two was better then anything a writer could have ever scripted.

[–]workaccount3 8 points9 points ago

You could tell Colbert was impressed, he wanted to shake Martin's hand when he said that.

[–]Meraxes26 15 points16 points ago

That whole week of the Colbert Report was my favorite.

[–]pist_thera 23 points24 points ago

Imagine my surprise expecting Morgan Freeman and getting Martin.

[–]Aragorn_Telcontar 9 points10 points ago

You know, Stephen Colbert... has my sword

[–]chillybruh -1 points0 points ago

Relevant username.

[–]codychro 2 points3 points ago

Twas the joke.

[–]sugarfalls4eva 2 points3 points ago

I was so incredibly disappointed that I did not see Morgan Freeman. LEGLESSLEGOLEGOLAS

[–]hylianholmes 3 points4 points ago

I came here to post that link, but thankfully someone already did.

Good job, stranger.

[–]MinneapolisNick 18 points19 points ago

I, too, watch the Colbert Report.

[–]5TYL3 22 points23 points ago

LevitatingLeglessLegoLegolas

[–]kinsmed 4 points5 points ago

If I tried to take that, Martin would say, "LeggoLeglessLegoLegolas".

[–]leglesslegolegolas 86 points87 points ago

...and a new username is born.

[–]skyman724 10 points11 points ago

bows

Oh shit, that might be offensive............

nods head

[–]The_ToonCaptain 3 points4 points ago

God damn you radiant angelic bastard.

[–]Legless_Lego_Legolas 1 point2 points ago

Neatness is key...

[–]monkey3d69 12 points13 points ago

Leglesslegolegsleg.. Fuck it.

[–]MTK67 13 points14 points ago

He should look into suing whoever's responsible. May I be so bold as to suggest Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?

[–]NonSequiturEdit 4 points5 points ago

How do you think he lost his legs to begin with? It was when Bob Loblaw lobbed that law bomb.

[–]MTK67 2 points3 points ago

Bob Loblaw's lobbed law bombs lop blocks?

[–]Nonjing 2 points3 points ago

MAKE IT STOP

[–]NonSequiturEdit 1 point2 points ago

No aplomb for legless Lego Legolas's leg-loss by Bob Loblaw-lobbed law bomb?

[–]skyman724 -2 points-1 points ago

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

Now that's a tongue twister!

[–]_ajayy 6 points7 points ago

Probably the work of Gimli.

"Who has the most kills now?!"

[–]zephyrdragoon 10 points11 points ago

THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS TWO!

[–]rofltoaster 6 points7 points ago

[–]rollingonariver 4 points5 points ago

He's still beautiful.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 5 points6 points ago

This was on memebase earlier today. Why OP.

[–]Conanator 5 points6 points ago

Even though memebase is notorious for reddit reposts, I have to agree that this is indeed stolen.

EDIT: link. this was posted 4 days ago on memebase.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 7 points8 points ago

Conformation on OP's sexuality requested.

[–]Conanator 6 points7 points ago

Confirmed, OP is a faggot.

[–]hockeystar711 1 point2 points ago

So then... The picture you just linked to has never been posted anywhere?

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 1 point2 points ago

It's a paste-in for an OP is a fag thread.

[–]hockeystar711 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was really funny, I'm just proving an insignificant point.

Up voted you even though you down voted me, just because I'm a nice guy and this argument isn't important.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes since you're not an arrogant dick. Carry on.

[–]207Islander 2 points3 points ago

*levitating

[–]bulldozer1 0 points1 point ago

LevitatingLegoLegolas

[–]CaDoran 2 points3 points ago

What was written: leglesslegolegolas

What i read: legoslegoslegoslegos

[–]Tatatee 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]voltaek 2 points3 points ago

He should post on Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

You should have several of them, build the lego blocks out of beans, and actually sign a contract with whoever owns LOTR to do it.

Legal legion of legless legume lego Legolas.

[–]thomsos 5 points6 points ago

Actually, I was playing LEGO LOTR the other day and ironically this happened.

[–]codychro 4 points5 points ago

Coincidentally*

[–]Ragnalypse 6 points7 points ago

What about that is ironic?

[–]Damadawf 10 points11 points ago

Normally it gets pretty frustrating about how anal reditors are about the definition of the word, but in this instance you're right...

[–]Nimcenzo 1 point2 points ago

Most of the time I see people being anal about it is when the instance is in no way ironic. I think it has to be the most misunderstood term out there.

[–]afuriouspuppy 6 points7 points ago

Legolas

Legolass

Legless

[–]Old_Thrashbarg 3 points4 points ago

I was thinking because op's picture kind of looks like Lt. Dan ain't got no legs.

[–]hypertown 0 points1 point ago

Some people confuse irony with coincidence.

[–]Sick_Storm 1 point2 points ago

So would this still count as 1? Or .5?

[–]HusePuse 1 point2 points ago

The number of legos checks out.

[–]whalebonner 1 point2 points ago

My mouth had a seizure after seeing that.

[–]HogwartsNeedsWifi 1 point2 points ago

lelegglesslelegolelegolas

[–]Joey_Mousepad 1 point2 points ago

It's weird that I was randomly thinking about this today and now its posted. I couldn't remember the right order.

[–]Good_Vybz 0 points1 point ago

does dimples

[–]VinceViegel 1 point2 points ago

My father was NOT a hobbit!

[–]frallet 1 point2 points ago

There are multiple puns in this, aren't there?

[–]rtanderson2 1 point2 points ago

I had to try WAY too hard to read that.

[–]SuperStingray 1 point2 points ago

Legless Lego Legolas should check out Bob Loblaw's Law Blog.

[–]xyloc 0 points1 point ago

It hurts to read. Make the words stop hurting! The words... the words. (sobs quietly)

[–]skinnymidwest 1 point2 points ago

GO SELL EGOS, LEGLESSLEGOLEGOLAS!

[–]KingArthur129 0 points1 point ago

he dropped the ball at helms deep.

[–]Gaaten 1 point2 points ago

He is holding the bow the wrong way. It used to annoy me when my friends played with my Lego and put the bow the wrong way, and it still annoys me to see it.

[–]centerD_5 -1 points0 points ago

It was also funny on Colbert too, where the joke is from that is.

[–]lazymangaka 0 points1 point ago

If it was an MMO player name, it would be LOLLEGLESSLEGOLEGOLAS.

Insert more "lol"s as necessary.

[–]smegnose 0 points1 point ago

[–]Herpderpawitz 0 points1 point ago

[–]hailredskinz 0 points1 point ago

thatsreallyhardtoread

[–]eviltwinskippy 0 points1 point ago

[–]downside_down 0 points1 point ago

if you find the leg, it'd be leg'o'leglesslegolegolas

[–]Mabuss 0 points1 point ago

let-go-of-legs-of-leglesslegolegolas

[–]lite951 0 points1 point ago

If you like this you should check out bob loblaw's law blog.

[–]angry_fapper 0 points1 point ago

Took me way to long to pronounce "leglesslegolegolas".

[–]srender07 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin shit man...trying to say that at a [4] wasn't easy.

[–]TheGreasyFerret 1 point2 points ago

One does not simply hover into Mordor.

[–]paulwhiskie 0 points1 point ago

You would think a self-respecting photoshop connoisseur would put just a little more effort into this...

[–]pammyapplewits 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought it was just legolaslegolaslegolas.

[–]Goalless 0 points1 point ago

Turn him around and make him eating a waffle you'd have leggomyeggoleglesslegolegolas'ass

[–]zibbyidydoda 0 points1 point ago

worst lines in a movie ever....

[–]moxiedrinker82 0 points1 point ago

C'mon, we all now who the real boss is.

[–]NAHthatAINTmeYo 0 points1 point ago

I had the worst time trying to read that.

[–]ineedehname 0 points1 point ago

Say that one time fast... Took me four times to figure out how to say it.

[–]nezm 0 points1 point ago

Duane "Dog" Chapman rules!

[–]LeonidLeonov 0 points1 point ago

Maybe so, but his father was a dick.

[–]two_plus_two_is_four 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me this is original

[–]dracoumbrae 0 points1 point ago

Lego- less

FTFY

[–]H8username 0 points1 point ago

I laughed WAY too hard at that.

Also I have dyslexia and read it as legalize legos legolas lol

[–]chinstah8 0 points1 point ago

LEGLESS LEGO LASSLESS LEGOLAS

[–]LaocoonPwnedBySnakes 0 points1 point ago

That just gave me a seizure.

[–]adam817 0 points1 point ago

being dyslexic, this blew my mind.

[–]Keklols 0 points1 point ago

He's having his bow in the left hand in the movie

[–]jaysteven1337 1 point2 points ago

Legolas has legs no más

[–]Muff_Ryder -1 points0 points ago

maybe i'm just in a bad mood but r/funny has been real shitty today for the most part

[–]ZsaFreigh 2 points3 points ago

[–]rouge321 0 points1 point ago

Having a shit ton of problems pronouncing this. My eyes hurt.

[–]Wheres_Wally 4 points5 points ago

try using your mouth for pronunciation. I find that helps.