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[–]DeBurgo 151 points152 points ago

What the hell is this even [FIXED] from?

[–]omg_guize 53 points54 points ago

We'll never know... we'll never know.

[–]LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 2 points3 points ago

Echo echo

[–]jhc1415 32 points33 points ago

Even that bot doesn't seem to be able to figure it out. It's been 3 hours and still no sign of him.

[–]Hapistoric 697 points698 points ago

[–]readonlyuser 361 points362 points ago

I can still clearly see them all wearing shirts. What did you change?

[–]SnoopBadger 222 points223 points ago

The nefarious looking fratboys in the back. If you did not notice them before you obviously have your priorities straight

[–]Waylander94 68 points69 points ago

I'm actually glad you said... I honestly didn't notice. Upvoted.

[–]EBDelt 22 points23 points ago

I don't know what the brothers around you are like, but the gentlemen edited out are about as non "frat" as it gets. Jorts and Cargos with no shirts ಠ_ಠ no wonder we get a bad rap in the North

[–]mancusod 62 points63 points ago

You're doing God's work, son.

[–]Anthroplogy 3 points4 points ago

I like you

[–]yephesingoldshire 316 points317 points ago

I still think of tall blonde people with ski outfits and techno music in the background.

[–]Galactic_kitten 197 points198 points ago

Dude, that's Iceland!

[–]yephesingoldshire 108 points109 points ago

I thought Iceland was just a made up name they called Sweden because it's so cold there?

[–]yephesingoldshire 123 points124 points ago

Same with Norway. Like, "Norway am I going there...it's too cold!"

All made up.

[–]DaddyDanceParty 134 points135 points ago

"There's Norway I'm living in this F'in land!"

[–]OFShakey 29 points30 points ago

Den mark it on a map so we can ALL avoid it!

[–]ratajewie 64 points65 points ago

I scandin....sc...fuck it.

[–]Buin 45 points46 points ago

[–]Krasnaja 22 points23 points ago

I got it! I got it!

[–]TheNewmanator 8 points9 points ago

So THAT'S why mums go to Iceland.

[–]Systym 87 points88 points ago

Those sunglasses.

[–]malkin71 13 points14 points ago

Believe in the me who believes in you!

[–]FoxyMarc 12 points13 points ago

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK SHE IS!?

[–]anhero23 1245 points1246 points ago

As an American, I can confirm that this is how I view Sweden.

[–]Godlesskittens 52 points53 points ago

As an American who has been to Sweden, it's pretty close.

[–]iAndromedan 82 points83 points ago

As an American who is currently; living in Sweden, studying in Sweden and in a relationship with a Swedish girl, I can also confirm this is pretty accurate. Source: my girlfriend. http://i.imgur.com/r4SG3Un.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/keIEenL.jpg

[–]Sandaholic 122 points123 points ago

10/10 would let her stick her thumb up my ass

[–]You-Can-Quote-Me[!] 27 points28 points ago

I would definitely let her stick her thumb up your ass.

[–]tears4fears 9 points10 points ago

haha what?

[–]Sandaholic 20 points21 points ago

shes just that hot bro

[–]PROSTATE_RAPE 35 points36 points ago

It's OK I understand

[–]svullenballe 10 points11 points ago

Söt tjej.

[–]itsmoist 655 points656 points ago

I have a penis and I can confirm this is how I view Sweden.

[–]gulpeg 420 points421 points ago

Penis here, thank you Sweden

[–]fapderpin 364 points365 points ago

You gotta crop OP

http://imgur.com/VsylppQ

[–]HelmsDeep 119 points120 points ago

Why would you crop out the bald girl? She had it going on!

[–]moonboy1 11 points12 points ago

So that's where Sinead ended up...

[–]Trenches 185 points186 points ago

There was a guy there?

[–]opie2 338 points339 points ago

[–]Sigma207 167 points168 points ago

Best damn photoshop I have ever seen

[–]Fjorden 72 points73 points ago

Gotta be quick to board the karma train

[–]Klathmon 15 points16 points ago

the sad part is it actually took me a second to realize it...

[–]JohnMcGurk 36 points37 points ago

I disagree, 10 to 1 mega hottie to bald guy ratio is exactly how I view Sweden.

[–]Agamemnon323 21 points22 points ago

I had to click the OP's link again to see what he was cropping out... Didn't notice the bald guy the first time.

[–]PuXuX 15 points16 points ago

Is it... weird that's the first thing I noticed before even the girls..?

[–]Daveezie 27 points28 points ago

I have bad news...

[–]Stekpannadeath 93 points94 points ago

Swedish girl here, thank you penis.

[–]gulpeg 59 points60 points ago

Penis here - how you doing?

[–]niftybastard 14 points15 points ago

It's a trap! Her name means fryingpandeath!

[–]OK4U2LOVE 6 points7 points ago

here for Sweden, a penis thanks you.

[–]Grimleawesome 6 points7 points ago

Sweden here, you're welcome!

[–]semifraki 312 points313 points ago

FALSE! Americans do not believe in Swedish Brunettes.

[–]bunbun22 58 points59 points ago

And even if we give them the benefit of the doubt on the brunettes, no one is going to believe the ones whose skin isn't porcelain white are actually Swedish.

[–]Dalelol 114 points115 points ago

Oh don't worry, we Norwegians view them this way also.

Let's just say, there have been some late nights peeping through the window to the neighbor(country).

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 214 points215 points ago

I have some major Norwegian wood.

[–]profoundthoughts 25 points26 points ago

Isn't it good?

[–]Indosay 4 points5 points ago

Not after a night sleeping in the bath.

[–]wishful_cynic 19 points20 points ago

Now I have sitars in my head.

[–]wisenheimer 20 points21 points ago

And blisters on your fingers

[–]Major_woody4591 51 points52 points ago

you rang?

[–]switchit 30 points31 points ago

Same for us Danes. Thank God for Øresundsbroen.

[–]Elariuz 31 points32 points ago

Thank God THOR for Øresundsbroen.

[–]HookDragger 30 points31 points ago

To be fair... most americans view norway and sweeden as the same country :D

[–]stillcole 48 points49 points ago

As an american, I can confirm that I am going to Sweden

[–]WuBWuBitch 27 points28 points ago

As an American, I would like a better view of Sweden.

[–]ahlsn 36 points37 points ago

As a Swede, I say that you are pretty much right.

[–]jaywil85051 19 points20 points ago

Damnit, its been confirmed. Off to Sweden I go.

[–]Xalon 13 points14 points ago

Forgot to add a dreamhack sign.

[–]VinceLambargo 300 points301 points ago

Quick someone come up with a plan to plant some oil under Sweden.

[–]Zerek 95 points96 points ago

you sadistic fuck..

[–]Aldorf 62 points63 points ago

We have uranium = WMDs

[–]yangx 260 points261 points ago

looks like we are going to free the fuck out of you

[–]Kbman 78 points79 points ago

Operation Free the Swedes, Especially the Woman. OFSEW

[–]sometimesijustdont 17 points18 points ago

I'd be willing to give the first free fuck.

[–]moonstruck71 32 points33 points ago

freedom fuck

FTFY

[–]theviggofy 226 points227 points ago

Please, this is how Sweden views Sweden!

[–]coredev 74 points75 points ago

Only in the warm months, mind you.

[–]sleepy_wall 228 points229 points ago

What is this plural business?

[–]Sarah-92 41 points42 points ago

0 is plural

[–]TheShootHappy 23 points24 points ago

Days*

[–]Krasnaja 22 points23 points ago

month

We get ONE if we're lucky.

Edit: Aaaaaand that's already been said... I'm sorry. I blame the lack of D-vitamine

[–]gro301 12 points13 points ago

Ah summer. It was a good day!

[–]Troybarns 110 points111 points ago

ORIGINAL BOT? WTF, HELP, WHERE'S THE ORIGINAL, WHERE'S THE ORIGINAL?!!?

[–]airblizzard 21 points22 points ago

Ctrl+F original. Find nothing but this. Goddamnit.

[–]reddit111987 14 points15 points ago

So shall we now call OP a faggot ?

[–]Intercourseman 198 points199 points ago

Yeah... That bald girl in the middle is hot...

[–]WTFnoAvailableNames 235 points236 points ago

She has cancer

[–]ThatOtherGai 164 points165 points ago

Cancer isn't funny

Fuck it I laughed.

[–]The_Ecstatic_X 97 points98 points ago

Dual citizenship, here I come!

[–]quixotic_1[S] 252 points253 points ago

Swedish Citizenship Test:

  1. How high have you placed on Maxim's Hot 100 list?

Bonus Question: Do you know all 50 US states?

[–]sweet_n_salty 79 points80 points ago

Pretty sure a good percentage of Americans would fail both questions

[–]coffeefueled 14 points15 points ago

What do you mean there's not a New Delaware or Super Carolina?

[–]Danger_Zone 14 points15 points ago

Now, what made you think that? Is it because US Americans don't have maps?

[–]Spr09 100 points101 points ago

damn it, I'm only number 69. can I still get in?

[–]BrandoGil 45 points46 points ago

Hey, guy that downvoted him; it's a Stephen Colbert reference.

[–]OptimusCrime69 35 points36 points ago

I don't care

[–]Joeglading 40 points41 points ago

I spent a while trying to figure out where to put my eyes, eventually I gave up and decided that there is only one wrong answer

[–]PatchTheLime 7 points8 points ago

I vote bottom right.

[–]sydneyshaw 8 points9 points ago

Cutie second from the left followed by honey crouching down on the right

edit: I may have overlooked fourth from the left as well

[–]Avista 63 points64 points ago

In Scandinavia, six of those are "Meh..."

[–]OptimusCrime69 16 points17 points ago

I hope you guys know you live in paradise

[–]namscom 24 points25 points ago

To be 100% honest, none of these are even 8/10s, these are pretty much what we consider average here in Norway/Sweden/Denmark.

[–]Mddickson 16 points17 points ago

Fuck this, I'm moving.

[–]DukeCanada 10 points11 points ago

Are you kidding me? Holy Crap, I'm Canadian and in a University City, my standards are sorta high and those women are gorgeous. Fuck this, I'm moving. I'm already used to the climate and the socialism!

[–]doctor_why 209 points210 points ago

Swedish girl: Making British Girls look ugly since 1611.

[–]Galactic_kitten 466 points467 points ago

No, what makes British girls look ugly is their repulsive appearance.

[–]DaddyDanceParty 108 points109 points ago

And those Cockney accents.

Penis shrivels

[–]StymieGray 42 points43 points ago

Billy Piper.

[–]sometimesijustdont 24 points25 points ago

She's a dirty cow. nsfw

[–]pouncer11 7 points8 points ago

Wat.

[–]llamasauce 14 points15 points ago

u wot m8

[–]antwilliams89 7 points8 points ago

You do realise that the cockney accent only comes from a very small area in one of the 3 British countries, right?

[–]Avista 95 points96 points ago

Nature: Making British girls look ugly since forever.

[–]Grylf 10 points11 points ago

Because vikings.

[–]cokevanillazero 23 points24 points ago

You forgot about Dolph Lundgren.

[–]wolf_man007 7 points8 points ago

I blame Rocky for me thinking he was Russian for the better part of my life.

[–]cokevanillazero 10 points11 points ago

I actually posted that thinking he was German. Double backfire.

[–]jorge22s 26 points27 points ago

Is there actually sun in Sweden?. I thought they were ass deep in some motherfuckin snow, or is it fake tan?.

[–]sajborg 54 points55 points ago

It's fake tan. I live in Sweden, and all these pretty girls for some strange reason think that fake tanning is cool. But, to answer everyone's question, YES this is how most Swedish girls look like. Now, regarding their personalities...

[–]jorge22s 38 points39 points ago

Who cares about personality when you have orange fake tan?. Now, not kidding, I'm not white, but these girls would look better pale, pale is awesome.

[–]Tale_One 31 points32 points ago

Bald dude in the back thinks he's the fucking man. Fuck that guy.

[–]bebex 14 points15 points ago

Anyone notice the 3rd girl from the right, checking out the girl next to her? Even Swedish girls think Swedish girls are hot.

[–]birdmansenior 17 points18 points ago

My boner just got a boner

[–]Kuffmine 66 points67 points ago

That's probably a wart. You should get that looked at.

[–]Kenster362 39 points40 points ago

Borka borka bork!

[–]kba334 37 points38 points ago

[–]DangerJuice 13 points14 points ago

Hahaha! Oh wow, bra där! :)

[–]FreudianIcosahedron 7 points8 points ago

I'd borka bork them, if ya know what I mean ;)

[–]EvilPete 5 points6 points ago

[–]skinny_lips 17 points18 points ago

10/11, would bang

[–]wcdude18 6 points7 points ago

I'd actually really like to see a picture of an UNattractive Swedish woman. Not some old hag; just a regular 20-30-something girl that's not smoking hot. I honestly don't think I've ever seen one. (Not that I have much experience with Sweden or it's women, mind you.)

Seriously. Someone post one. Please. Curiosity is killing me.

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[–]OfficialHarpo 7 points8 points ago

Her eyes really shine in the last photo

[–]willo_sea 22 points23 points ago

Cheerleader Effect

[–]abumpdabump 45 points46 points ago

How Americans view Sweden [FIXED] MEGAFIXED

[–]co_radio 31 points32 points ago

American here. Absolutely 100% correct, OP.

Dear Sweeds,

Please don't fuck this up for me by serving up a dose of reality.

[–]idonotknowdoyou 23 points24 points ago

As a swedish male, I don't think my sister is hot.

[–]Maww 50 points51 points ago

As a man on the internet, pictures will be needed.

[–]Structure0 25 points26 points ago

Obviously not from Alabama

[–]mtnlol 75 points76 points ago

Swede here, this is actually what most girls here look like.

[–]ashamanflinn 37 points38 points ago

Good guy Swede.

[–]rauz 11 points12 points ago

Yeah a couple of them are above average but, unless I saw them all at once, I wouldn't really think about their potential hotness.

EDIT: Also a Swede.

[–]SW22eng22etc 10 points11 points ago

This is reality.

[–]co_radio 10 points11 points ago

shaaaa---wing!

[–]comradeblueballs 4 points5 points ago

Sweden should put this image on tourism pamphlets. I'd be there yesterday.

[–]nnargh 5 points6 points ago

I also view swedes as hot bald guys

[–]mrboen94 15 points16 points ago

As a Norwegian this is how i view swedes: http://imgur.com/gallery/CFTsIlt/new

[–]Tiggarenstal 322 points323 points ago

These are not that hot...? Just some blonde chicks with too much make-up.

And yes, I'm Swedish. I see much more beautiful women then this almost everyday...

[–]lollertrotter 288 points289 points ago

Also a Swede. I went to England a couple of month ago and was surprised by how few good looking girls there were (no offence). I didn't see a single one almost and when I found this really attractive girl and started talking to her it turned out she was Swedish.

[–]shizzler 161 points162 points ago

Were you in London or The North?

[–]Azai 142 points143 points ago

King in the North!

[–]aManCalledStig 43 points44 points ago

I'd go to the north to find Ygritte(Rose leslie)

[–]The_Mad_Highlander 3 points4 points ago

A lot of planets have a north.

[–]Paramnesia1 15 points16 points ago

In normal cities/towns, there don't seem to be so many good looking girls. But now I've moved away from home to university, it seems like pretty much every girl on campus is attractive. I don't know if this is the same everywhere, but every time I go back to my parents town, I'm slightly disappointed at just how few attractive girls there are.

Having said that, Sweden seems ridiculous. I want in.

[–]WhereAreWeGoingToGo 31 points32 points ago

Depends on where you go, if you're in London the average age is lower, people are slimmer and more fashion orientated so they tend to look better.

Manchester on the other hand...

[–]thedigitalg 30 points31 points ago

Are you kidding? I spent a week in London and doubt I saw one attractive girl. Just shitloads of tramps. And I stayed in apparently a rich area and a middle class area.

[–]i_mormon_stuff 111 points112 points ago

I live in London and can confirm we are all sewer looking mutants.

[–]sockpupppet 2 points3 points ago

The British really are some of the most (as a whole) unattractive western Europeans in the game. Why is that?

[–]Camshaft115 2 points3 points ago

Another Swede here, we often joke about how the Vikings took only the good-looking ones home and left the ugly ones at... let say England.

[–]silverblaze92 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, it's England. You shouldn't have expected good looking women.

[–]RedTiger013 78 points79 points ago

This is what's called the "cheerleader effect"

[–]LowSlimBoot 6 points7 points ago

I disagree in this case. Almost every one of them individually is incredibly attractive.

[–]John_Miles 85 points86 points ago

He's telling it how it is folks. I have a friend who visits Sweden occasionally. He has often vouched for the almost blanket of beauty wherever he goes. The Fins don't need the calender on the fridge to see humanities finest. They just take a stroll outdoors.

[–]bstampl1 13 points14 points ago

I'm an American, and my American friends who've visited or lived in Sweden report being struck by:
1) how beautiful the average Swede is (damn fine)
2) how tall the average Swede is (damn giants, men and women both)

[–]Shadowleaf12 41 points42 points ago

... You mean Swedes, right?

[–]kynde 13 points14 points ago

As a Finn I can confirm he meant the Swedes. For us to see the finest we have to take a ferry.

[–]kaiyotic 44 points45 points ago

scandinavians are all the same.

[–]MissTwilda 25 points26 points ago

Oh, boy. You better know how to swim because you're entering deep water...

[–]Dougith 49 points50 points ago

Finns technically aren't Scandinavian. Source: my grandparents were immigrants from Finland. Also books.

[–]sleepy_wall 30 points31 points ago

It's not a technicality, Finland is not a scandinavian country. It's a nordic country but that's a different set of countries.

[–]curlyhair 6 points7 points ago

Actually culturally, historically, and politically we are considered to be. Linguistically and geographically not.

[–]-yori- 14 points15 points ago

Geographically: no. Historially: fairly. Culturally: yes!

[–]dirtygrandpa 17 points18 points ago

Fuck you I wanna live where you are

[–]rakketakke 6 points7 points ago

I almost couldn't believe my eyes when I walked through Stockholm on a hot summer day. However, if you go to the countryside, away from the cities, you will encounter quite a lot of hamplanets.

[–]leitey 12 points13 points ago

The one on the bottom right is hot. That is all.

[–]ucbiker 61 points62 points ago

I was going to call you a homo but I looked closer, and indeed I believe we've fallen victim to the cheerleader effect. Some of them are genuinely good looking but several are actually... not.

This of course, doesn't mean I wouldn't smash each and every one but that's a different question entirely

[–]Doctor_Karma 16 points17 points ago

cheerleader effect

[–]auxiliary-character 18 points19 points ago

[–]belladonnadiorama 64 points65 points ago

[–]Deus_Ex_Corde 247 points248 points ago

That guy looks like he'd pick you up at a club or bar and then murder you in your own apartment since the thrill of killing is the only emotion he feels anymore

[–]Kinglink 3 points4 points ago

I don't think he'd even enjoy the thrill of the kill, he just thinks that's the only thing he can do to drain the world of a little more emotion to make it as cold as he knows it is.

Oh shit I think I should go to a shrink.

[–]notjawn 7 points8 points ago

I would unsuccessfully flirt with ALL of them.

[–]jockzone 9 points10 points ago

As a Swede, i looked up the 100 most common male name in Sweden.

Nr.54 Mohamed

I enjoyed that.

[–]Arty6060 9 points10 points ago

This was the strangest thing I've seen on youtube.

[–]scunner 17 points18 points ago

[–]weisz1985 1 point2 points ago

cheeleader effec... guess not.

[–]gruffi 3 points4 points ago

As a penis with a man attached, this is also how I see Sweden

[–]elj0h0 10 points11 points ago

Dude look at all the black people

[–]bunglejerry 2 points3 points ago

Nah, five girls aren't blonde.

[–]groznij 5 points6 points ago

That fucking guy in the back. That fucking guy.

[–]theliet 41 points42 points ago

A perfect example of the Cheerleader Effect.

[–]TheTician 26 points27 points ago

Not perfect, a couple of them are pretty hot.

[–]simjanes2k 7 points8 points ago

One of them is quite attractive, but I'm afraid that she's 14.

[–]katarinab 6 points7 points ago

As a swedish girl, i can confirm that we all pretty much look like that

[–]sfgeek 7 points8 points ago

I'm an American that just came back from Sweden. Not ALL the women are Nordic looking goddesses, but when they are, they are. There is a huge difference between a bottled american blonde and a real swedish blond.

Also: Swedes can DRINK.

[–]M35Dude 2 points3 points ago

Sweden has brunettes??