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[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 630 points631 points ago

1 like = 1 freedom

[–]goldenratio1111 457 points458 points ago

1 scroll = terrorism

[–]thestickystickman 23 points24 points ago

1 comment = 1 dead terrorist

[–]Reesch 138 points139 points ago

1 terrorism*

[–]FalseFactsOrg 167 points168 points ago

I freedom evry tyme :')

[–]Anindoorcat 35 points36 points ago

If I don't like the photo, how will people know I give 1 respect?

[–]thebreno123p 34 points35 points ago

1 share = 10 freedom

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 29 points30 points ago

I see your 1 share = 10 freedom and raise you 1 like = 1 freedom and a bald eagle being born.

[–]josephsh 31 points32 points ago

Wow that's pretty generous. (For those who don't know, 1 eagle being born is worth 1,200 freedoms)

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 15 points16 points ago

What an I say, I'm a patriot.

[–]professional_here 21 points22 points ago

Shut up Kyle, you fucking Jew.

[–]HeyPrivate 16 points17 points ago

HEY! You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass!

[–]Drakhaoul 50 points51 points ago

You are everywhere. WHO ARE YOU REALLY

[–]GiggidyAndPie 72 points73 points ago

apostolate

[–]Gongom 66 points67 points ago

TrappedInReddit

[–]Mujapro 50 points51 points ago

notamethaddict

[–]guyboypal 49 points50 points ago

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS

[–]TuPacMan 34 points35 points ago

ANAL_QUEEN

[–]opoipo 13 points14 points ago

man_in_the_mirra

[–]peffi 13 points14 points ago

Se7en_Sinners

[–]KingToasty 60 points61 points ago

Guys, stop naming the same person.

[–]thestickystickman 7 points8 points ago

SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH

[–]Im_Dyslexic 17 points18 points ago

I_RAPE_CATS

[–]Kozel_ 12 points13 points ago

I_CAPE_RATS

[–]alistairtenpennyson 5 points6 points ago

I_CAPE_RUNTS

[–]tankgirl85 6 points7 points ago

I_RAPE_CUNTS

[–]SquirelKing 3 points4 points ago

I_RATE_CAPS

[–]jazloc 4 points5 points ago

Do you?

[–]Tactical_Tugboats 15 points16 points ago

I bet he is /u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG

[–]NextAccoumt 24 points25 points ago

NotAMethAddict is Kyle. This guy is Kyle. Therefore, /u/KYLE-BROFLOSKI is Karmanaut.

[–]StickyBunz1 9 points10 points ago

Then where is /u/andrewsmith1986?

[–]andrewsmith1986 53 points54 points ago

I was asleep.

[–]andrewsmith1986 3 points4 points ago

The math is all there.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 38 points39 points ago

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

[–]Dapwell 14 points15 points ago

You don't have the guts...

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 49 points50 points ago

You're right, I don't, hence why I can't tell you.

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 7 points8 points ago

You'd have to find me first.

[–]peoriabigred 7 points8 points ago

I think that'd be rather simple even if you are secretly stalking me.

[–]thefuckdude 7 points8 points ago

[–]waterskier2007 2 points3 points ago

He is also not the correct spelling - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Broflovski

[–]lappy482 3 points4 points ago

Like this if you hate terrorism. Keep scrolling if you want everyone to die in a pit of eternally burning lava for all eternity.

[–]devilsadvocated 275 points276 points ago

Someone showed me (against my will) one of these with a guy whose wife would supposedly consider having a kid if the "like quota" was reached... This is why Facebook needs a down vote system, because goddamn, if that's the criteria, they really don't need to be passing on their genes.

[–]well_here_I_am 190 points191 points ago

If facebook had downvotes like reddit I would go back. There, I said it.

[–]Derp_Derpsalot 70 points71 points ago

But they don't, so there you are.

[–]schadly 144 points145 points ago

so here you are

FTFY

[–]well_here_I_am 34 points35 points ago

Yeah, pretty much. Reddit has more funny shit and less drama, and I can down-vote stupid shit. It truly is a cathartic experience.

[–]spevak 30 points31 points ago

Reddit can also be a learning experience. For example, if you happen to misuse the word "cathartic," a friendly redditor will be sure to inform you.

[–]Lurking_Grue 16 points17 points ago

I do see that sort of thing happening alot.

[–]Qzy 27 points28 points ago

[–]Lurking_Grue 13 points14 points ago

I love this alot.

[–]lordnibbla 4 points5 points ago

This is why I like Reddit.

Edit: also this

[–]zissous4 2 points3 points ago

CORRECT HIM ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

[–]pekayer10 24 points25 points ago

I think the problem with having downvotes on Facebook is that the jerks and douchebags of it would use it as more leverage in their bullying. Like already people are committing suicide because they don't feel accepted. Imagine how worse it would be if that was quantified into an "unlike" situation.

[–]Finally_Finding_ME 7 points8 points ago

Definitely this. As much as I would like an upvote/downvote system on Facebook there are far too many people who would use this as personal attacks against others or take any downvotes too personally.

Facebook is much more closely linked with peoples everyday lives. Reddit is almost completely anonymous with no posting of personal information allowed.

[–]Diamond_Hoe 5 points6 points ago

I wonder what Facebook hivemind would be like. Everyone wants to be accepted, so they'd change their submissions, if slightly, to make them get a more positive vote. Would people be more moderate when they vocalize hot-button issues? Would they be less likely to post content people complain about (group photos from parties, baby/pet pics)?

In Reddit I don't mind how the hivemind shapes conversations that much because Reddit is distinctly separate from my personal life and circle of IRL contacts. But on Facebook...? I wonder how that would affect how I talk to my friends and coworkers on and offline.

[–]Finally_Finding_ME 2 points3 points ago

I think it would hugely affect interaction. The point about everyone wanting to be accepted is where we would see the real issue maybe more so than now. People going through rough periods in their lives (likely teenagers but not exclusively) who don't feel accepted or are not comfortable in their changing bodies and long to be accepted could be bullied even more so and felt even more alienated.

A group of bullies going through all of someones submissions and down voting everything could be tramatising to some. Maybe if they had it so that you could down vote linked articles only, but even then when a group of bullies downvotes everything someone links to, the individual will question themselves and their interests.

[–]guyboypal 3 points4 points ago

It's too late. Even without downvotes, social media has basically become one big digital version of high school. We spend all our time desperately hoping people will "like" us and acknowledge our existence by clicking a button.

[–]thestraylightpun 2 points3 points ago

I don't.

I mean, I use facebook to casually communicate with my family and on occasion a friend or aquaintance.

Isn't that what most adults do?

[–]Strange_Rice 8 points9 points ago

they'd have to be anonymous downvotes

[–]Gildarts 7 points8 points ago

No don't do that! I would love if they weren't! I would take advantage of that so much. People all know I was the one that down voted that one picture of there dead uncle. They will all hate me and I will enjoy it!

[–]RedditsKittyKat 3 points4 points ago

I'd love it...downvoting all sorts of sommomabitches!

I'd be...

Fuck you fuck you fuck you....you're cool...fuck you.

[–]nokstar 7 points8 points ago

I think putting a downvote system on Facebook would cause a colossal outcry of moaning and bitching. People would start getting massive headaches at not being able to comprehend what a downvote arrow could be used for.

[–]DALAILAMADINGDONG 2 points3 points ago

I think you are neglecting the fact that all the other retards on facebook would be able to downvote content too

[–]adokimus 2 points3 points ago

I'm torn on the issue. Not having downvotes means it's generally a friendlier place (which is good because it's not anonymous) and thankfully there's no FB equivalent to "karma" for the narcissists to compete over, so thumbing something down doesn't mean you're making it any less visible. On the other hand, these stupid "if I get 1,000,000 likes" posts could finally be tanked for how retarded they are. My current solution is just to remove people who like them from my newsfeed. Eventually they become fewer and fewer.

[–]N0V0w3ls 10 points11 points ago

Really? Because we've definitely had issues where people post "My friend said if I get on the front page, he will do some crazy stunt!" and people upvote it.

[–]mishugashu 2 points3 points ago

doing a crazy stunt != curing cancer

[–]N0V0w3ls 3 points4 points ago

Still just as inane a post. And he was talking about likes for making a kid.

[–]Hilmeispro 0 points1 point ago

The picture your talking about was posted a few days ago on reddit. I thought this picture was supposed to be a spoof on that picture.

[–]SasoDuck 92 points93 points ago

What the fuck is that guy going to do with an RPG inside the building?

[–]Rhinoceros_Party 133 points134 points ago

[–]TheFatFuck 21 points22 points ago

Never noticed the trigger discipline of the guy on the right. Kudos to him!

[–]typtyphus 4 points5 points ago

not sure if actually a terrorist

I know, the pic is a joke .......

[–]shadowhunter22 26 points27 points ago

Joking aside, it's to showcase the fact that they have those weapons available to them. It's no different from having a car on the showroom floor, it's for display, not to be driven.

[–]guyboypal 23 points24 points ago

Or to showcase the fact that they're batshit crazy enough to use an RPG inside the room they're standing in. WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE THEY MIGHT DO.

[–]threehundredthousand 2 points3 points ago

It's like posing with your guns and money if you're a drug dealer to show off your power. I'm sure they don't want to waste that rocket. Then again, these kidnappers had to know this was a suicide mission. Even if they manage to escape from this situation temporarily, they have to know they'll get hunted down and killed.

[–]supaphly42 3 points4 points ago

Beat you senselessly about the head with it.

[–]didntVoteObama 7 points8 points ago

that's all i could think as well.

[–]Specwar206 66 points67 points ago

Oh, I see the lakers are restructuring.

[–]KoreanTerran 25 points26 points ago

I never realized how much I enjoyed seeing the Lakers lose until this year.

[–]syllabic 31 points32 points ago

I would enjoy it more if I didn't have to see Steve Nash suffer.

[–]DangerZone1 19 points20 points ago

Steve deserves a ring.

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 5 points6 points ago

Okay, I'll call him up later.

[–]hels 6 points7 points ago

Better start with a friendship ring

[–]Haacker45 0 points1 point ago

Still sucks that all the media talks about is the Lakers even when they are terrible.

[–]bicthom 1 point2 points ago

Idk why your being downvoted. I love clicking these links. Gives me a whole new subreddit to explore.

[–]kingluc 20 points21 points ago

This is a shop made by de Speld: www.speld.nl

They posted it on their facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151257405733412&set=a.336858728411.150217.31292063411&type=1&relevant_count=1

This is a parody of this family: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=479914812044880&set=a.479914755378219.102555.479912352045126&type=1&theater

To create this picture they used the original writing from the puppy plea.

This was used for the background: http://helmutsmits.nl/sculpture/photo-tip

The hostage comes from this ad: http://i.imgur.com/j0Oa7

[–]BlueMunky 42 points43 points ago

Has this guy never heard of photoshop? It's like the worlds largest and worse diorama.

[–]valvestar720 31 points32 points ago

I think the giant wrinkle in the overlay really brought the whole thing together nicely.

[–]No_Manners 10 points11 points ago

Yea, I don't understand why they would spend all that time to BUILD a news ticker at the bottom instead of just copy and pasting one.

[–]Neil-Armstrong 37 points38 points ago

Extremely photogenic hostage

[–]Crodface 10 points11 points ago

I believe he comes from this ad.

[–]classic__schmosby 36 points37 points ago

Whoa, NSFW buddy. I don't want my employees to know think I'm gay.

[–]Phallindrome 9 points10 points ago

Hairline is different, beard is different, eyes are different. Not the same guy.

But, I'm not complaining. Daaayum.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 2 points3 points ago

German's have the best ads

[–]stabberthomas 6 points7 points ago

speld.nl, btw, is like the Dutch "The UnionOnion News Network"

[–]gdmfr 5 points6 points ago

what's blowing my mind right now is that it appears he printed out the foreground and possibly background and then took this photo. Look at the air bubbles from where he glued it to poster board.

[–]mysterym3at 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. And the CNN logo looks like it's actually in the foreground of the shot and the RPG looks like a toy.

[–]Finaltidus 3 points4 points ago

is the CNN sign cardboard?

[–]very_broke_dude 5 points6 points ago

Those guys in the back look really warm all dressed up like that.

[–]Af6foenep 6 points7 points ago

I like the guy's sweater in the back left. You can tell it was made with love in every stitch.

[–]Mymajesty 3 points4 points ago

First time i've laughed at one of these.

[–]RedditTooAddictive 8 points9 points ago

"If everyone likes Al Qaïda on our Facebook page, us not doing ground zero again".

[–]JamoWRage 0 points1 point ago

"Like" if you want to free this man. Ignore if you want to burn in hell.

[–]therewillbdownvotes 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, when you think about it that is not a terrible strategy by the terrorists. Depending on the goals of a particular terrorist organization, 1 million likes on a facebook page would gain a lot of visibility to a cause.

[–]qense 2 points3 points ago

Source of this image: http://www.speld.nl/2013/01/22/1-miljoen-likes-voor-gijzelaars/

('De Speld' is the Dutch equivalent of The Onion Network.)

[–]nysmoln 2 points3 points ago

I like the cardboard sign. Instead of easily photoshopping it in. The CNN sign..

[–]LoLingSoHard 2 points3 points ago

All i could think of

http://imgur.com/HY47c8A

[–]furyfight 3 points4 points ago

I feel like facebook crap is spewing over to reddit again

[–]zoidy-1 3 points4 points ago

I look forward to when this goes viral on FB in two days

[–]Japattack 3 points4 points ago

The United States does not negotiate with terrorists.

[–]kind_of_a_big_deal_ 0 points1 point ago

Kind of in poor taste after the Algerian hostage crisis, couldn't of waited a few days to post?

[–]chewonit64 1 point2 points ago

"I'll like something to get some poor kid laid, but this guy can go fuck himself."

Current state of humanity.

[–]Firox31 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone notices that the "RPG" is foamish looking?

[–]ilikecommunitylots 6 points7 points ago

Wait... are you serious? Is this not real or something?

[–]Robstaaa 0 points1 point ago

I urge the people of the world to like the post and guarantee this mans freedom. Thank you.

[–]Swizardrules 0 points1 point ago

You know this might actually be a thing as terrorist want to get their crazy message out into the world

[–]RexM[!] -1 points0 points ago

Said no hostage, ever.

[–]Ceigee 0 points1 point ago

Good riddance I say.

[–]Renmusxd 0 points1 point ago

The first thing I saw when I read this was 911 upvotes <image pending>

[–]i_downvote_cat_pix 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part of the picture is the plastic(?) Rifle with an RPG attached

[–]Anth741 0 points1 point ago

I hate this more than kony.

[–]Versaton 1 point2 points ago

Wow even the CNN scrolling sidebar is made of cardboard, not bad

[–]Zooperman 0 points1 point ago

i think hes fine, if they use the rpg to execute him then they all die

[–]CrisisOfConsonant 0 points1 point ago

Can I add unlikes? If you're that much of an attention whore, I say let the terrorists have you.

[–]beefers1 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile in Lakerland....

[–]BlackBeard90 0 points1 point ago

Damn! After seeing all those posts I wanted to create a really outlandish and stupid one...they beat me to it.

[–]moxiedrinker82 0 points1 point ago

Tempted to post this on Facebook and see what happens.

[–]rudmad 0 points1 point ago

God, the things people do for likes these days. This should be on /r/rage!

[–]TossTheDog 0 points1 point ago

CNN graphic artists did a nice job making the bar at the bottom look like cardboard, its even got a wrinkle in the paper... I mean graphic

[–]Jwat75309 0 points1 point ago

keep scrolling = ignore

[–]sometimesijustdont 0 points1 point ago

Explain this to someone who doesn't use Facebook. What exactly is a like on Facebook? Are they the same as karma? Can I view how many likes you have obtained? If not, and there are no down votes, whats the point?

[–]Jthc93 0 points1 point ago

Sorry we don't negotiate with terroritsts No likes

[–]Osiriskiller 0 points1 point ago

his smile was out of place, seemed too real, didnt think anything of it.

[–]roxnrock 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry to tell you that you only got 999,998 likes, so we have to behead you now.

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

Still better than the nutless BJ guy.

[–]sublime1123 0 points1 point ago

Cant look anywhere on the internet without seeing something about the Lakers sucking. Really getting hard to be a fan

[–]farscapefan 0 points1 point ago

Where does this one million likes thing originate from? I keep seeing it now, but I must have missed that day.

[–]MikeNeil91 0 points1 point ago

The new Facebook trend has really taken off. Good to see Terrorists getting involved!

[–]Wazowski 1 point2 points ago

I never realized CNN actually constructed cardboard cutouts for the lower-third graphics.

[–]devils0508 1 point2 points ago

Did they make the CNN Ticker out of cardboard?

[–]BraveSaintStuart 0 points1 point ago

Really? A facebook like? Karma really is good for nothing...

[–]Chody 1 point2 points ago

Press "Like" for freedom.

Press "Share" for torture

Ignore for death to america.

[–]QuirrelMan 0 points1 point ago

Is this a poster or street art? What am I looking at?

[–]nick002 0 points1 point ago

has anybody noticed that theyre talking about the lakers as breaking news

[–]skierguy98 0 points1 point ago

photoshop does wonders

[–]MrAdfoz 0 points1 point ago

My personal favorite was one with a picture of a 10 year old making a goofy face with a sign that said "Hey Facebook! Our dad says that if we get 1 million likes we he'll get us a stripper!"

[–]The_sweeps 1 point2 points ago

He was later executed at point-blank by RPG.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

thumbs up if u suicide bomb evrytim

[–]kenttouchthis 0 points1 point ago

why hasn't anybody mentioned this yet? the "terrorists" are painted on the wall.

[–]OffalAutopsy 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck does he have an RPG in doors?

[–]mase7645 1 point2 points ago

Well, at least the Lakers are restructuring their line-up.

[–]j3434 0 points1 point ago

The Lakers are still sucking !

[–]OMGitsted 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheHooDooer 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure there's a pistol attached to that RPG...

[–]gerbs -1 points0 points ago

You know this is fake because CNN would never show anything this hard hitting.

[–]eobseo 0 points1 point ago

LOL wrinkly drymount job on that foam board. Nice going.

[–]brs677 0 points1 point ago

why is there always a dude with an rpg?

[–]Razorray21 0 points1 point ago

are the terrorists painted on the wall?

[–]bulldozer1 -1 points0 points ago

What's with the bazooka sniper that guy on the right has

[–]satisfyreality -1 points0 points ago

I can't find the link to like it. I upvoted, does that count?

[–]DatAssociate 0 points1 point ago

Hello, World!*

[–]irrri 0 points1 point ago

Who still cuts and glues things onto cardboard? It would be faster to make that in MS Paint.

[–]chowder138 0 points1 point ago

You have no idea how fucking pissed I am at this.

[–]OnlyLaughsOutLoud 0 points1 point ago

Lol

[–]evanejk 0 points1 point ago

I pray this is fake

[–]Del_Castigator 0 points1 point ago

What is that an RPG for ants?!

[–]Blade4004 0 points1 point ago

anyone else zoom in on the last bit?

[–]paradoctic 0 points1 point ago

On the bright side the little green arrow with all the numbers up

[–]digital_dong 1 point2 points ago

What's up with the tactical foregrip shotgun rpg? Shit...

[–]poo_smudge 0 points1 point ago

1.22.13- The day r/funny became r/imgoingtohellforthis

[–]Cynikal818 -1 points0 points ago

...as a LAker fan...fuck...this isn't funny at all.

[–]Edemardil 0 points1 point ago

I want to punch this guy and his friends in the background right in the fucking face piece. Jacobovicz your a gods damn tool.

[–]josh4005 0 points1 point ago

Is that an RPG attached to an AK with a scope?

[–]Uselessfish89 0 points1 point ago

From The Onion?

[–]VestaZero 0 points1 point ago

/r/MURICA will handle this

[–]longtermeffect 0 points1 point ago

1 like = 1/millionth freedom

[–]brittlerattle 0 points1 point ago

SEEMS LEGIT

[–]plantfan7 -1 points0 points ago

Ridiculously photogenic hostage

[–]sarge485 0 points1 point ago

Let me guess he wants a million likes on Facebook

[–]stonetalon 0 points1 point ago

i like the guy with the RPG in the background. like hes gonna shoot that thing in the room they're all in

[–]NyctoGaming 0 points1 point ago

That guy's holding an RPG in presumably quite a small, enclosed room.

[–]masterreign 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuxk is there a basketball line underneath. This is mainstream media bullshit at work. Only covering half.the story

[–]scigs6 0 points1 point ago

The CNN banner is made of cardboard. CARDBOARD!

[–]DeFalco210 0 points1 point ago

We don't negotiate with terrorists

[–]TheJucheisLoose 0 points1 point ago

As a Laker fan, the marquee made me sad.

[–]ducttapetoiletpaper 0 points1 point ago

good to see the ticker say stocks are on the rise.

[–]isaactology 0 points1 point ago

Disregarding the like for freedom shit (Which is funny yes) But why is there always a terrorist with a rocket launcher. What is he going to shoot it at the captive if he tries to get away?

[–]Burkasaurus 0 points1 point ago

that is a quite fake RPG

[–]collegeboy211 0 points1 point ago

Like if you love Jesus Ignore if you want to go to Hell

[–]negamario97 1 point2 points ago

Well, I believe this whole like thing has gotten way out of hand.

[–]_Vapour 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice the Shotgun Rifle RPG that man is holding?

[–]ehitburns -1 points0 points ago

You can legitimately see the cardboard siding on the bottom. Wow, just wow.