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[–]mcSibiss 199 points200 points ago

This is amazing! But why post this in r/funny ?

[–]moar_noaw 30 points31 points ago

Because anything goes in /r/funny..

[–]tsahyt 9 points10 points ago

Is there such a thing as r/amazing?

[–]thedower 28 points29 points ago

Or perhaps just r/mazing?

[–]kyxaa 19 points20 points ago

r/pics...

[–]koolmon10 5 points6 points ago

It would take you less time to type reddit.com/r/amazing into your URL box than it did to type that comment.

[–]kokoscrappy 7 points8 points ago

Yes but can he get karma that way?

[–]koolmon10 3 points4 points ago

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[–]savagevapor 0 points1 point ago

Probably because you can complete this in 7 seconds...if you know the password.

[–]winkandthegun 1 point2 points ago

Because somebody already posted it in r/pics, apparently.

[–]Hoppipzzz 0 points1 point ago

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking was thought of as something shocking, but now god knows.....

[–]Grenata 42 points43 points ago

This isn't funny.

[–]deloycious 6 points7 points ago

busted

[–]live4hisglory 11 points12 points ago

Why?

[–]Shades00300 18 points19 points ago

Seems we have stumbled upon the layout of the Death Star.

[–]shpngln 24 points25 points ago

Some masturbate when bored. Others draw mazes.

[–]A7XfoREVerrr 13 points14 points ago

two types of people

[–]slothlikemammal 22 points23 points ago

...and then masturbate to them.

[–]HowManyMonkeys 12 points13 points ago

I masturbate to the idea of people masturbating to mazes they've drawn

[–]moar_noaw 3 points4 points ago

50000th masturbation joke on reddit today http://i.imgur.com/WPUOl.jpg

[–]Tr710 4 points5 points ago

mazeturbate?

[–]sick_pig 10 points11 points ago

"This maze only took 7 years to draw, but only 10 minutes to get mad and throw it away"

[–]damontoo 3 points4 points ago

You can solve most mazes instantly with a camera and a paint bucket tool. This maze is a bit harder. Five minutes tops.

[–]AnonymousAutonomous 1 point2 points ago

did you take into consideration that there is a lot of passages "under" other passages so a paint bucket tool would not work. This is a 3d maze unlike most.

[–]Sparkism 1 point2 points ago

The right hand rule of mazes. Follow the wall that your right hand touches and you'll eventually get out.

[–]motu147 45 points46 points ago

[–]bevis999 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost from the orginal post on /r/pics.... good try

[–]oenoneshore 0 points1 point ago

Who cares. All of reddit is a repost

[–]RandomlyDead 0 points1 point ago

This one is the original, actually.

[–]Thopterthallid 8 points9 points ago

draws in sharpie as I try to solve, fucks up, scribbles all over it in anger

[–]Crusher__Destroyer 7 points8 points ago

How do I get a copy to actually try to solve?

[–]Crusher__Destroyer 2 points3 points ago

guys, seriously

[–]westleyh 6 points7 points ago

Is there only one solution path?

[–]Ohjann 4 points5 points ago

So funny I forgot to laugh.

[–]meganlovesnemo 3 points4 points ago

That's really freaking amazing. I'd go to kinkos and get blown up into posters and sell them or something. Share your art, because it's skillful and creative!

[–]Supernyan 0 points1 point ago

And not his.

[–]I_R_Teh_Taco 6 points7 points ago

Challenge accepted!

[–]CommandAndWanker 8 points9 points ago

1) what a waste of time 2) this shit isn't fucking funny

[–]ConwayMorning 0 points1 point ago

DONE!

[–]TheBlackHive 1 point2 points ago

But it only took you 5 seconds to make the wrong decision about where to post it.

[–]Bene123 4 points5 points ago

This would be really cool as an Amnesia type horror/escape game.

[–]infernaiL 3 points4 points ago

so, does it take 14 years to solve?

[–]Soylent_Hero 1 point2 points ago

BWOOOOMP...BWOOOOMP...BWOOOOMP...BWOOOOMP...BWOOOOMP...BWOOOOMP...BWOOOOMP

  -inception

[–]jtothegill 1 point2 points ago

Start from the END!

[–]kittiesaresopretty 3 points4 points ago

And it will end up on the kids menu at some two star restaurant where children will just destroy it with dull crayons. 7 years right in the trash

[–]LBeau 2 points3 points ago

It kinda looks like a city blueprint.

[–]Drevak -3 points-2 points ago

A very shitty city blueprint.

[–]dcduuude -1 points0 points ago

Daaaammmnn.

[–]pacoliketaco -1 points0 points ago

But does it take 3.5 years to solve?

[–]bukakketroll -1 points0 points ago

luke you've turned off your targeting computer

[–]llisoverit -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit man!

[–]Reptar_The_Almighty -1 points0 points ago

You could reach Inception with that thing.

[–]thejohnstocktons -1 points0 points ago

Make copies of it. Market as "the worlds most complicated maze" or some shit like that. Profit.

[–]KevGatz -1 points0 points ago

Does this look like a blueprint for Coruscant to anyone else?

[–]Coryland 0 points1 point ago

7 years to draw...30 sec to scan 50 of them.

[–]dogmascion 1 point2 points ago

Now, do one in pen.

[–]hollywoodh17 0 points1 point ago

And all you need to do to solve it is hug the left wall. And, you know, just keep going.

[–]Darthorno 1 point2 points ago

Now build it

[–]animatorguy2 0 points1 point ago

Could I find a copy of that?

[–]lemur0025 -1 points0 points ago

7 years to make and 20 minutes to solve

[–]pitbull2k 1 point2 points ago

fucking hilarious...

[–]jazzychaz 1 point2 points ago

Yeah well... I got out of bed to pee this morning. Sooo I guess we all have some pretty neat accomplishments.

[–]Khavanon 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I get a high fever I start to hallucinate. Sometimes when that happens and I'm lying in bed, I will see a maze this complex on the ceiling, and I can't do anything except try to trace my way through it. It's a very hopeless, eternal, miserable feeling.

Nice drawing, though.

[–]stevenfrijoles 0 points1 point ago

Who ever made this is a sadistic asshole.

[–]SonOfAGrayHairedMan 0 points1 point ago

That's really cool.

[–]jpesh1 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHA

[–]backmask 0 points1 point ago

If you ever want to make a print copy and sell it, let me know!

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 2 points3 points ago

Wow, 7 years for something I took one look at, said 'huh, cool.' and went on about my browsing. I feel bad :/

[–]MrNotSoPleasant 0 points1 point ago

The London Underground?

[–]Oh_Love 0 points1 point ago

and 5 seconds to finish.

[–]scarecrow-boat 0 points1 point ago

Then it better take 14 years to solve if you want to make it as an dream architect.

[–]Clinic2 1 point2 points ago

Funny?

[–]bs000 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]Rosenkrantz_ 0 points1 point ago

Even though, I'm amazed, this is not /r/funny , this is more like /r/glorious IMO.

[–]VrejTheAutomater 0 points1 point ago

This may not b the right place, but hell of a awesome maze. Upvote.

[–]PineappleCats 1 point2 points ago

cough autism cough

[–]burgerholdthelettuce 0 points1 point ago

i know... i saw this two pages ago

[–]xalx 0 points1 point ago

Instantly had "I want to play a game" in my head when looking at this.

[–]pharm_tard 0 points1 point ago

and why exactly did you draw this...?

[–]FrostyTheSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a road map of London.

[–]short_lurker 0 points1 point ago

Very cool! I used to draw mazes in 5th grade.

[–]Shortdeath 0 points1 point ago

not funny? better give him 400 upvotes.

[–]matoth 0 points1 point ago

now we only need 3.5 years to solve it. and by that time we will be 80 in the next layer so we can incept the idea of your sperm into the mind of adolf hitler.. wat

[–]TheDailySlice 0 points1 point ago

And it was all worth it for that 500 karma

[–]Supernyan 0 points1 point ago

Way to take something from r/pics and post it to r/funny.

[–]ithinkIwasthereonce 0 points1 point ago

Massive waste of 7 years. goes back to reading reddit

[–]onefuckinminute 0 points1 point ago

Bring me my crayon!

[–]Hyperman360 1 point2 points ago

This is a map of Boston, isn't it?

[–]moshinmymellow 0 points1 point ago

I remember when i was a kid in 6th grade i had a maze i drew and made bets with other kids, a dollar down to win 5 if you could navigate through the maze in a minute. I kept expanding my maze and photocopying it and i would let people try longer as it got more complicated. I must have made over 300 dollars off that maze.

[–]Iwontdie 0 points1 point ago

Ain't nobody got time for that!

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[–]Clawtooth 0 points1 point ago

And 2 minutes for Rainman to solve.

[–]icyomer 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious.

[–]TheFilthyMonkey 0 points1 point ago

Is there a solution?

[–]niceypoo 0 points1 point ago

Truly, this OP is a faggot.

[–]Sayurabird 0 points1 point ago

That's amazeing! Sorry I had to

[–]treydestepheno 0 points1 point ago

looks like the floor plans of the atmosphere processors on LV426...

[–]LazzKnuckle 0 points1 point ago

A-maze-ing! badum tss

[–]MeowMixRemix 0 points1 point ago

HA! Fucking hilarious!

[–]zLeq 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]MoFoShoHo 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]martin4reddit 0 points1 point ago

And one can simply parkour it

[–]Tidiliwomp 0 points1 point ago

... Guy posts link to the story about the maze gets 0 karma... Timbo reposts two hours later in /r/funny gets 500+... http://www.reddit.com/r/offbeat/comments/172cig/dad_spends_7_years_on_incredible_maze/

[–]sexysatan666 -1 points0 points ago

[–]jwolfer 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[–]EpicTheileTime 0 points1 point ago

I love how everyone downvotes all of OP's comments

[–]Waylander94 0 points1 point ago

And only a few hours to solve.

When trying to reach the centre - stick to the immediate right side of the wall for the entire time.

When trying to escape from the centre - stick to the immediate left side of the wall for the entire time.

Ruined all hedge mazes for me as a child :(

[–]auclairedelalune 0 points1 point ago

We have a badass inception architect here!

[–]the_man_Sam 0 points1 point ago

May God have mercy on your damned soul you monstrous fuck.

[–]H3aV3n5hAllBurN 0 points1 point ago

Why? I'm a bit of a nerd myself but this makes me feel like coolest guy in the room......at least if I were in a room with this guy.

[–]Vaginnasaurus_Rex 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny at all but here is an upvote for the effort.

[–]herr0there 0 points1 point ago

Drew for 7 years and all i got was this karma

[–]fuckyouimgay 0 points1 point ago

Autism at it's finest.

[–]jpflan12 0 points1 point ago

already a repost...tisk tisk

[–]Ginganinja33 0 points1 point ago

It's like tartarus

[–]Stein1212 0 points1 point ago

Op? Repost maybe

[–]s1lv3rbug 0 points1 point ago

That is some nice work!

[–]noahwhygodwhy 0 points1 point ago

Now make it in minecraft.

[–]8rainbowcaterpillar 0 points1 point ago

Where is my beloved minotaur?!

[–]clarence15 0 points1 point ago

Draw a straight line parkour

[–]fatdonkay337 0 points1 point ago

wow that's so funny!

[–]nodnarbiter 0 points1 point ago

HA HA HA THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ROFLOMGGFBFLMFAOBBQ

[–]chaboyvish 0 points1 point ago

Oh my waste of time

[–]Drevak 8 points9 points ago

Why did you post this in /r/funny?!?

[–]XenomorphSB 0 points1 point ago

Holy shitmuffins. That is intense!

[–]Janitor-Hank -5 points-4 points ago

what are you going to do now that it seems to be finished ? (i assume you finished it before posting)

would you actually spend your time building it ?

[–]PoohBearski 0 points1 point ago

Honestly it just screams forever alone

[–]Niightmare 2 points3 points ago

...and it'd take me all of 5 seconds to fuck up.

[–]Grug16 1 point2 points ago

This shouldn't be in /r/Funny

[–]superanth 0 points1 point ago

Y'know you should really shouldn't show people you work for the Adjustment Bureau.

[–]TheHolyBackstab -1 points0 points ago

Theres waldo.

[–]mkpublic 0 points1 point ago

the mind that made this is brilliant upon brilliance upon excellence

[–]black_gecko1 0 points1 point ago

[–]Rider_for_life -1 points0 points ago

THAT IS A-MAZE-ING! See what I did there? Pun intended..

[–]Nymphetomine -1 points0 points ago

Did you by any chance play god of war 3?

[–]Rider_for_life -2 points-1 points ago

Yes. Why?

[–]Nymphetomine 0 points1 point ago

Same name as the hidden trophy fir clearing the maze without dieing.

[–]Juslotting 0 points1 point ago

Without breaks

[–]Rhyno001 -2 points-1 points ago

Finished it! Is that the best you can do?

[–]rob777 0 points1 point ago

Daedalus lives!

[–]Mrmanu90 0 points1 point ago

And a few hundred years later some scientists will break their mind thinking about what the past civilization did with these technical drawings. They will think we were highly talented and advanced in technologies. We should leave some of these drawings at good chosen places. And hide all the other stuff, of course.

(sorry for mistakes or wrong syntax. German here.)

[–]Sephus 0 points1 point ago

Break out the dice, who's up for some Dungeons and Dragons?

[–]wiseoracle 0 points1 point ago

Scan that bitch in! Just in case something happens to it!

[–]Vilkaz -2 points-1 points ago

now send it to inseption

[–]Jokulan 0 points1 point ago

And it takes to 14 years to solve it

[–]idontremembermyuname 1 point2 points ago

If you take a maze into MS Paint, and click the fill tool, and fill in one of the walls it will make an obvious route of where you have to go...

For example: This becomes This

[–]Jokulan -1 points0 points ago

but but but.... It's cheating...

[–]MnAttny 0 points1 point ago

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen."

[–]LoaDead -2 points-1 points ago

Now is the time to draw one thick, scribble through the whole thing and end up blind, having to throw it out.

[–]batdorf 0 points1 point ago

actually only one month to draw although there were six years eleven months of pencil sharpening

[–]egoneill -2 points-1 points ago

7 years of virginity

[–]bgbritt1015 -2 points-1 points ago

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