Folding Lava

peanut_allergy · 2013-01-22T18:21:17+00:00

Am i the only one who thinks that semi-molten lava like this looks delicious?

VoidEffigy · 2013-01-22T18:35:45+00:00

I know it would be stupid to do this but I really want to touch it.

UltimateOreo · 2013-01-22T18:47:21+00:00

Hello, BLEACH_IN_MY_URETHRA.

I'm glad you are taking the time out of your day to bring back fond memories of popular posts on reddit. Without your service, they may have been forgotten. To help others experience this joy, I have volunteered my efforts to make it as easy as possible for others to recognize your undying service. This is Bleach's post history and the content he is kindly reminding us of.

Bleach's Reminders	Old lost posts
Recent graduate, job-hunting. This is how it's going.	Original
So...where is the waiter going?	Original
Folding Lava	Original
Doing our best to educate good	Original
Photobomb	Original

You're doing God's work, son.

PsychoI3oy · 2013-01-22T18:25:27+00:00

this should do the trick.

Webjam · 2013-01-22T17:44:55+00:00

I want to bite it.

KayBeeToys · 2013-01-22T18:37:35+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Folding Lava	3^coms	9^pts	1^mo	pics
Folding Lava	404^coms	2046^pts	4^mos	pics
Folding Lava - Kilauea, Hawaii	202^coms	1639^pts	9^mos	pics

source: karmadecay

deceve · 2013-01-22T17:45:48+00:00

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.

DasWeinmachine · 2013-01-22T19:10:19+00:00

Gonna be honest, that looks like a giant molten penis. And I have to say I'm pretty impressed by the volcano that owns it.

MusicMagi · 2013-01-22T18:25:21+00:00

I wanna dip my balls in it

persistance · 2013-01-22T16:57:39+00:00

Can we get a desktop-sized version of this?

WobbegongWonder · 2013-01-22T17:09:20+00:00

pahoehoe!!!!!

windinsea · 2013-01-22T18:25:14+00:00

Folding repeat

MegatonBeard · 2013-01-22T18:38:31+00:00

Did this look a little pornographic to anyone else?

Iridorian · 2013-01-22T18:39:34+00:00

Credit to Justin Reznick.

For_The_Fail · 2013-01-22T19:17:11+00:00

Pooooke.

tyranno5aurus · 2013-01-22T20:48:29+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks that semi-molten lava in this photo looks like a penis going under a blanket?

Burf-_- · 2013-01-22T21:09:58+00:00

somebody needs to trace these idiot ass reposter accounts and DDoS the shit out of their IP.

involuntary_genius · 2013-01-22T18:40:58+00:00

Folding repost

BULLSNAP · 2013-01-22T18:38:45+00:00

I wanna lick it.

The_Cockamouse · 2013-01-22T18:43:20+00:00

It's like... I want to touch it, but I know how awful it'd be... But I still want to touch it.

ninjames · 2013-01-22T18:43:59+00:00

Is it hot?

Gandalf_Toker · 2013-01-22T18:45:58+00:00

Lava sex

CrzdHaloman · 2013-01-22T18:47:10+00:00

Dat Lava

LeakyMcScreamy · 2013-01-22T18:48:06+00:00

Id rather fold lava than a bottom sheet.

PuffsPlusArmada · 2013-01-22T18:48:19+00:00

woahdude

imPrettyTall · 2013-01-22T18:49:12+00:00

upvote for fire turd

MCnugs132 · 2013-01-22T18:51:26+00:00

Making the front page twice in one day? Rediculousness!

Cylus923 · 2013-01-22T18:52:51+00:00

This picture comes up every week now....

Moikle · 2013-01-22T18:57:34+00:00

This reminds me of the b/b corps in MG:S 4 when they are near death

DildoBreath · 2013-01-22T18:58:44+00:00

I just want to take a big bite

AMuseLolo · 2013-01-22T19:00:26+00:00

Look at all that Obsidian! Where's my diamond pickaxe?

AugustSun · 2013-01-22T19:02:32+00:00

Flesh of the earth!

mustardsteve · 2013-01-22T19:02:32+00:00

it looks like the devil took a shit

leesmith123 · 2013-01-22T19:07:31+00:00

Folding@Home

mudbrook2001 · 2013-01-22T19:11:11+00:00

Won't be eating ghost peppers with habanero sauce anytime soon.

CensoredCashew · 2013-01-22T19:11:13+00:00

I still, many years after 4th grade, cannot believe that is liquid fucking rock

Mr_McMunchy · 2013-01-22T19:11:41+00:00

Looks to me like a turd laid after eating Ghost Chili's :)

johnw1988 · 2013-01-22T19:12:15+00:00

I originally misread it as "folding labia."

JoeDusk · 2013-01-22T19:12:18+00:00

Stick..... stick your dick in it

Serge3444 · 2013-01-22T19:17:22+00:00

so terrifying yet so god damn beautiful...

Jaxek · 2013-01-22T19:21:52+00:00

I wanna poke it with a stick.

lookouttower · 2013-01-22T19:31:05+00:00

balrog poop

_o0_-_0o_ · 2013-01-22T19:32:16+00:00

I wanna take a bite out of it.

joeblessyou · 2013-01-22T19:36:14+00:00

That's so hot.

willo_sea · 2013-01-22T19:38:06+00:00

I wish this was a gif

JustShiney · 2013-01-22T19:42:56+00:00

I've seen this on Reddit more than I've seen the alien logo

Icarusian · 2013-01-22T19:46:52+00:00

Hot Pocket!

cinnamonjscudworth · 2013-01-22T19:48:05+00:00

how lava is made

blakerose · 2013-01-22T19:49:39+00:00

you have an epic username

Storm_of_babies · 2013-01-22T19:52:28+00:00

I want to touch the lava

Teenwiththrowaway · 2013-01-22T19:52:58+00:00

Wallpaper format?

poedude92 · 2013-01-22T19:53:18+00:00

it looks like my poop

BAXterBEDford · 2013-01-22T19:53:44+00:00

I believe when it looks like that it is called rope lava

rockcock69 · 2013-01-22T19:54:02+00:00

ROLLIN UP LOADS OF DANK BLAZE IT FGT

stanker4 · 2013-01-22T19:55:42+00:00

Repost.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/x1fzv/folding_lava_kilauea_hawaii/

shmorky · 2013-01-22T19:57:45+00:00

FIRETURD!

jordanmurray · 2013-01-22T19:59:22+00:00

Seen the photo before, or one very similar, but it looks amazing. Sort of looks like it's inflating

Bravetoasterr · 2013-01-22T19:59:29+00:00

I can't even fold my own clothes. Nature is a much better housekeeper than I...

freder85ico · 2013-01-22T19:59:39+00:00

seeing lava in person in Hawaii was amazing... the look and HEAT were incredible

Jukepot · 2013-01-22T20:01:44+00:00

Rrrgh, I just wanna sink my teeth in it!

popteezy · 2013-01-22T20:03:58+00:00

This look's exactly like my living room floor when I was 6.

BroccoBaba · 2013-01-22T20:09:47+00:00

Looks like my diarhea poop

OpenRoast · 2013-01-22T20:11:46+00:00

suddenly craving red rope licorice

acdcpeon · 2013-01-22T20:17:08+00:00

Time for the weekly repost already? Didn't think it was until Friday...

LOLSOVERNOTHING · 2013-01-22T20:17:50+00:00

Looks like my hair in the morning

black27696 · 2013-01-22T20:28:27+00:00

It's literally rock that's so hot it's liquid.

Lava is ridiculously cool to me.

MegaFoch · 2013-01-22T20:33:37+00:00

arghhh why do I want to touch it so bad?

Boob_A_Tron · 2013-01-22T20:34:32+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sa2ls/folding_lava_kilauea_hawaii/

Dvjeezy · 2013-01-22T20:34:47+00:00

upvote for op's name: bleach in my urethra

Tommix11 · 2013-01-22T20:40:44+00:00

This is a zoom-in of some depraved hentai-comic isn't it?

Said_No-one_Ever · 2013-01-22T20:41:13+00:00

This is totally the first time I see this picture here.

vusroderp · 2013-01-22T20:42:45+00:00

Repost.

whataniceguitar · 2013-01-22T20:43:06+00:00

those are balls

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120522234126/mugen/images/1/16/TorchLee.gif

zoon82 · 2013-01-22T20:44:05+00:00

I have a fear that if I were to see this in person, I would not have the self-control from touching it.

amtrisler · 2013-01-22T20:44:51+00:00

I want this as an iPhone wallpaper...

VictoricRong · 2013-01-22T20:44:53+00:00

My first thought was that it looks so pretty I want to touch it.

aethleticist · 2013-01-22T20:45:08+00:00

Folding@Hell

Jim_my · 2013-01-22T20:46:20+00:00

reminds me of this.. I want to eat it.

Soupmaster44 · 2013-01-22T20:49:23+00:00

Touch it

satorivonixnay · 2013-01-22T20:54:50+00:00

It looks like a giant fiery turd.

Amsterdom · 2013-01-22T20:59:27+00:00

stick... stick you dick in it

NegritoBandito · 2013-01-22T20:59:28+00:00

This is how the CryNet Nanosuit from Crysis is made.

mxman991 · 2013-01-22T21:02:34+00:00

... what happens after eating taco bell...

Pokeadot · 2013-01-22T21:08:48+00:00

Valyrian Steel

Big_Boyd · 2013-01-22T21:09:33+00:00

Akainu?

dread_naganaki · 2013-01-22T21:13:52+00:00

I think that's called Pahoehoe based on the ropey texture I see in the pic. (Pahoehoe is a type of lava flow whos name literally means ropey in hawaiian)

DecryptedGaming · 2013-01-22T21:15:19+00:00

TIL Deadric armour is made of lava.

Dre2k · 2013-01-22T21:18:03+00:00

I only wish my reposts were as karma ridden as his :O

also....lava sex?

incubated · 2013-01-22T21:21:56+00:00

Reminds me of the Diablo 3 cover

Madworldz · 2013-01-22T21:24:51+00:00

my eyes say lets touch it! my brain says its too hot. After waiting a few moments, my hand agrees.

valeyard89 · 2013-01-22T21:27:35+00:00

There's two types of lava. Pahoehoe and aa, aa because that's the sound you make when you walk on it.

Babayaga20000 · 2013-01-22T21:28:02+00:00

Man look at the striations!!

nikumable · 2013-01-22T21:28:53+00:00

This makes me need to poop.

das_mehdi · 2013-01-22T21:31:19+00:00

Is it just me or did anyone else wonder what it would feel like putting your penis in between those rolls?

arghnard · 2013-01-22T21:31:40+00:00

This triggers my trypophobia.

HappyReaper · 2013-01-22T21:37:10+00:00

Sexy magma elemental crossing its legs.

Sarandis12 · 2013-01-22T21:37:37+00:00

Who brings me this picture in HD-Resolution shall get an upvote!

TyrantRC · 2013-01-22T21:37:50+00:00

that looks like a giant dragon's dick

kasper12 · 2013-01-22T21:38:04+00:00

This is what my shit looks like after Mexican food.

bigboymzf · 2013-01-22T21:40:00+00:00

Upvote for your username

rabousle · 2013-01-22T21:40:46+00:00

Aha! It's Pahoehoe!

KitsuK8 · 2013-01-22T21:42:01+00:00

Pahoehoe Lava!

texticled · 2013-01-22T21:44:43+00:00

dat fold...

jargoon · 2013-01-22T21:45:13+00:00

This kind of lava is called pahoehoe in Hawaiian :)

brezzle · 2013-01-22T21:46:04+00:00

and there goes the banana stand... finally going to get that insurance money

Pitchstone · 2013-01-22T21:47:36+00:00

its Pāhoehoe...and I recall a geology lecture eons ago when the beardy Doctor made a lame gag about the difference between this and Aʻā. The gag got me a sympathy passing grade when I recounted it in an exam...only bloodly thing I got right in volcanology.

skateboard34 · 2013-01-22T21:48:17+00:00

OP is a faggot

SolarEXtract · 2013-01-22T21:48:50+00:00

Like a warm blanket.

caterpilla · 2013-01-22T21:50:25+00:00

Lava is so sexy.

MLGameOver · 2013-01-22T21:53:14+00:00

How do people like you do it? Do you just...save this picture from the first person who posted it, wait a while, then post it to get karma?

TEACH ME!

MeGustaDerp · 2013-01-22T21:57:06+00:00

That's hot.

Thrye · 2013-01-22T21:57:36+00:00

I... I... I wanna' put my dick in it.

PISS_OUT_MY_DICK · 2013-01-22T22:01:38+00:00

These all caps usernames need to stop.

optimuspyro · 2013-01-22T22:05:52+00:00

Everytime this is posted it makes me think of poo.

MushroomMan89 · 2013-01-22T22:11:08+00:00

Beautiful Pahoehoe :D

MALE_NURSING_STUDENT · 2013-01-22T22:11:16+00:00

I wanna play with it

MadlyFlyingCows · 2013-01-22T22:16:28+00:00

Looks like what came out after giving taco bell another try the other day

Manamanky · 2013-01-22T22:40:15+00:00

I really hope whoever took this used a telephoto lens...

sgtspike · 2013-01-22T22:48:24+00:00

Because folding proteins is too mainstream.

Pancake3848 · 2013-01-22T22:48:30+00:00

It looks like my flab.

Fig1024 · 2013-01-22T23:05:56+00:00

that looks hot

Riakai · 2013-01-22T23:11:47+00:00

That looks kind of sexy, in a weird magmatic kind of way.

CulinarySphinx · 2013-01-22T23:16:21+00:00

Pahoehoe.

cattdaddy · 2013-01-22T23:24:19+00:00

i want to wrap myself in there.

tonythelovemonster · 2013-01-23T00:00:38+00:00

beautiful picture from BLEACH_IN_MY_URETHRA

SeniorKing · 2013-01-23T00:11:45+00:00

Touch it.

mister_universe · 2013-01-23T00:14:46+00:00

I want to eat it.

netinept · 2013-01-23T00:32:39+00:00

I used to have this overwhelming fear of falling into lava and having my limbs melt off.

Nefarious_Lobster · 2013-01-23T00:48:14+00:00

The fact that I've had this picture saved to my picture folder and my favorites on Reddit, I'd say this is most likely an obvious repost.

Also, your username is pretty over the top.

MorleyDotes · 2013-01-23T00:50:17+00:00

It's fine to fold it but if you put it in your underwear drawer you're going to have a bad time.

Garacian00 · 2013-01-23T00:50:17+00:00

it looks like a molten turd

HerGraceness · 2013-01-23T00:51:24+00:00

looks like poop

ernestothamolesto · 2013-01-23T01:25:31+00:00

Prolapse

mosodede · 2013-01-23T01:52:19+00:00

My looney bun is fine benny lava.

TheDrDisgusto · 2013-01-23T02:32:33+00:00

OP's name makes me cringe.

M4ttz8 · 2013-01-23T02:39:18+00:00

Well, somebody thinks it's hot shit.

DannyLovesDerby · 2013-01-23T02:43:08+00:00

I find the picture to be oddly suitable to your username - 'BLEACH_IN_MY_URETHRA'

cdnpmf · 2013-01-23T02:50:56+00:00

dat fold

Jjellyg · 2013-01-23T03:01:12+00:00

Looks like what i imagine Oathkeeper/Oathbreaker to look like.

TheChipShopDude · 2013-01-23T05:04:10+00:00

It's so pretty can I touch it ?

egotisticaltesticle · 2013-01-23T05:37:35+00:00

Why is this so aesthetically pleasing?

ams-1986 · 2013-01-23T07:54:36+00:00

Watching a lava flow up close is one of the top things on my bucket list.

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