"Sir, I told you to stay in your car."

Lyran_Outcast · 2013-01-22T15:35:02+00:00

His shirtlessness definitely qualifies him to be in an episode of COPS. Maybe they should do a juvie special.

idiosyncrassy · 2013-01-22T15:25:08+00:00

The kid learns early that Mustang convertibles are cop magnets.

dropcode · 2013-01-22T18:21:12+00:00

Man I hate these trustfund babies driving birthday mustangs like they own the fucking road. Good on this cop.

Rolston · 2013-01-22T15:53:03+00:00

Obligatory drunk baby

Tale_One · 2013-01-22T17:05:36+00:00

But he's white.

Godtiermasturbator · 2013-01-22T18:50:09+00:00

I swear I've only had like two sunny delights

Sigma207 · 2013-01-22T15:59:43+00:00

Dude he drives a nicer car than I do... not fair

Katykakle · 2013-01-22T19:49:49+00:00

My mom had a peddle car when she was really little, and one day she had peddled her little 5 year old self about 6-7 blocks from her house. My grandpa had called the cops when they saw she wasn't in the back yard while my grandma went out to look for her. A cop had found her cruising down the sidewalk in a residential neighborhood. He hit his siren and lights and she stopped her car. The cop had let dispatch know they found her before getting out of the car to start writing my mom a ticket for speeding. A few minutes later my grandpa show up to my mom sitting in her car silently crying because she thought she was going to jail. The cop was just laughing it up. She still has the ticket.

mjxii · 2013-01-22T17:57:30+00:00

It's probably a fucking v6...pussy.

poojerrr · 2013-01-22T18:30:40+00:00

That is one good looking cop. Damnnn.

The_Little_Spermaid · 2013-01-22T17:55:49+00:00

STOP RESISTING

cant_think54 · 2013-01-22T18:07:28+00:00

caught me riding drty

Daxos157 · 2013-01-22T15:26:00+00:00

Charleston, SC's finest.

ashnico · 2013-01-22T19:17:36+00:00

A few weeks, I was at the park with my two young children. A local police officer pulled up and got out of his vehicle. I assumed there was a call in the park he was responding to. I'm a bit leery of the local police mind you. Anyway, he was coming toward the play structure, and I noticed sticker badges. How cute. So I encouraged my kids to come down and get a sticker. They were a bit nervous. The officer prompted them to come down and not be afraid...

"Don't worry kids, you don't have to be afraid. It's not like you see in the movies. The police are the good guys."

To which I replied, "What kind of movies do you think my toddlers are watching?"

He blinked five times, and laughed. "You have yourself a good day ma'am."

Said officer pulled me over three days later and gave me a ticket for going 4 miles over the speed limit.

Kjack646 · 2013-01-22T15:28:07+00:00

[15 years later](www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI7EYAb-cBU&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

sarch · 2013-01-22T19:04:24+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
It was only apple juice officer, I swear.	1^com	6^pts	1^mo	funny
"Sir, I told you to stay in your car."	363^coms	2112^pts	4^mos	funny

source: karmadecay

horseyhorseyhorsey · 2013-01-22T18:42:57+00:00

shortly after this photo was taken they tazed him and then beat the shit out of him while he was still convulsing.

Skybombardier · 2013-01-22T19:07:26+00:00

I really like these kinds of pictures, it's nice to show that cops are not ball busters 24/7, and are willing to be friendly with the general public, since when they are not in uniform they are part of the general public

Hefeweize · 2013-01-22T19:08:35+00:00

Cops won't have time for this in south side chicago

Spodayy · 2013-01-22T19:36:22+00:00

"How many juice boxes have you had today sir?"

Gangstasaurus_Rex · 2013-01-22T19:08:47+00:00

I know it was four months ago, but you can at least change the title.

snarky_mcgee · 2013-01-22T18:46:52+00:00

Is that Dave Hester in the background?

i8leadpaintsince1974 · 2013-01-22T18:55:09+00:00

Powerwheel driving hoons have to deal with this in our town.

http://imgur.com/ExISC

UncleRobbie · 2013-01-22T19:16:46+00:00

This is just before they choked him out.

Ruck1707 · 2013-01-22T20:15:46+00:00

"Don't taze me bro!"

D-Minus · 2013-01-22T22:02:36+00:00

Mustang convertible, no shirt, no shoes. Bet the radio had Bad Company playing on it.

dollarww25 · 2013-01-22T19:30:45+00:00

how long till they handcuff him and kick him in the head?

Swampfox_21 · 2013-01-22T19:08:29+00:00

Really Charleston PD? The best you can do is write a white kid a ticket?

hanna09 · 2013-01-22T19:53:02+00:00

Pretty sure this is a repost

LexSenthur · 2013-01-22T17:21:04+00:00

I'm thowwy, I thowt thith wath Amewicah!

Thor0dins0n · 2013-01-22T18:15:40+00:00

Bastard got what's coming to him

stopsucking · 2013-01-22T18:43:30+00:00

He's not wearing a shirt. COPS episodes rule applies here. Guilty.

GreenTea420 · 2013-01-22T18:48:07+00:00

It's probably the Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Diver_Down · 2013-01-22T18:50:23+00:00

Five minutes later, there's a liveleak video of him resisting arrest and getting put in time out where he has to eat all his veggies. Then that video ends up on a episode of "Cops: Juvie Edition"

coke71685 · 2013-01-22T19:02:10+00:00

Looks like he may be under the influence of candy....better take him in.

NoMadG · 2013-01-22T19:04:47+00:00

I can only imagine him muttering to himself "fucking cops"

sqrt-1loveyou · 2013-01-22T19:08:04+00:00

I wonder if they were just fucking with him and they're randos or if they're a family friend.

tedlex · 2013-01-22T19:08:45+00:00

Charleston, sc represent

gramdolf · 2013-01-22T19:12:14+00:00

whenever I see a cop I have this feel....

sir_woohoo · 2013-01-22T19:18:37+00:00

a young Joe Biden

Daxen123 · 2013-01-22T19:20:17+00:00

Are they gonna kick him 5 times in the head?

truthishorriblemand · 2013-01-22T19:21:28+00:00

his trunk is full of baby laxative

NerJaro · 2013-01-22T19:24:21+00:00

almost needs a mullet and a can of coors in a coozie to look right

adzug · 2013-01-22T19:26:48+00:00

" im white trash and im in trouble!!!"

kobekramer1 · 2013-01-22T19:33:17+00:00

Is that seriously not Breckin Meyer?

SouthernSmoke · 2013-01-22T19:33:28+00:00

The beginning of his hatred for police starts.......NOW

kp18 · 2013-01-22T19:36:53+00:00

The cop looks like Ryan Lochte

wmjbyatt · 2013-01-22T19:41:15+00:00

"Man, this is bullshit."

waffleninja · 2013-01-22T19:44:13+00:00

I'm sorry

farmerfound · 2013-01-22T19:46:23+00:00

He's shirtless and shoeless and leaning on a car. Must be drunk.

infestblair · 2013-01-22T19:51:15+00:00

Check the trunk!

urmombaconsmynarwhal · 2013-01-22T19:57:25+00:00

CAPRICE PPV SO MUCH SEX

RideFresh · 2013-01-22T19:59:43+00:00

Picture would have been better if they had him walking a line

Yngvar_Stormblade · 2013-01-22T20:08:02+00:00

That kid must be shitting himself lmfao! I remember my mum had one of her friends come over in his uniform (he was a police officer) when I was being a little git as a kid and I bricked it big-time.

JfArcher · 2013-01-22T20:16:16+00:00

HOLY REPOST BATMAN!

dahorn07 · 2013-01-22T20:17:07+00:00

It must be nice being a cop in a middle/upper middle class town.

tixmax · 2013-01-22T20:19:17+00:00

At least he wasn't a 5 year old terrorist that talked about blowing bubbles. https://rt.com/usa/news/bubble-gun-girl-suspended-322/

Rachael30 · 2013-01-22T20:21:25+00:00

BaconConspiracy · 2013-01-22T20:24:21+00:00

I have OP tagged as "Poster of my favorite WLIIA episode" for some reason.

DocLinus · 2013-01-22T20:24:38+00:00

Turns out this little shit had "this many" ounces of merge in the car...

Doctor_Loggins · 2013-01-22T20:33:14+00:00

HE'S RESISTING! TAZE HIM!

roccanet · 2013-01-22T20:50:19+00:00

they tazed him right after this

Hokie200proof · 2013-01-22T20:51:38+00:00

Why does this always happen in these cop shows? The drunk guy always has his shirt off for some reason.

larhavoc · 2013-01-22T20:59:15+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/tuwFALS.gif

YourFatUncle · 2013-01-22T21:00:03+00:00

"yeah we are gunna need some more backup here"

Michikid · 2013-01-22T21:08:52+00:00

Drop the squirt gun and put your hands on your head.

PsypherFTW · 2013-01-22T21:11:21+00:00

That kid is drunk as shit for sure.

cgillett · 2013-01-22T21:12:27+00:00

STOP RESISTING!

Savage_Pidgeon · 2013-01-22T21:14:42+00:00

I liked that:

He has back up.
The back up has his gloves on, as if he's ready for something to go down.

nurvus · 2013-01-22T21:16:23+00:00

Give me a downer, but i'm so tired of this repost. It has been front page material 3 or more times in less than 4month. I get it; someone out there hasn't seen it, but come on, are those individuals that isolated? These saps might as well just watch tosh.0 instead of browsing the reddit realm

wfrankwalshiv · 2013-01-22T21:21:09+00:00

Wow. I recognize those City of Charleston cop cars anywhere.

Xtianpro · 2013-01-22T21:21:10+00:00

STOP RESISTING MOTHERFUCKER!

unrectifiable · 2013-01-22T21:21:19+00:00

"So, why don't you two faggots get back into your car, drive off and blow each other somewhere quiet, before I decide to get back into my car and run both your asses over."

Zyrv · 2013-01-22T21:24:38+00:00

r/funny is repost city apparently now..

K931SAR · 2013-01-22T21:27:50+00:00

Little dick couldn't pull over to the curb? Had to block an intersection?!?

Celloyoomi · 2013-01-22T21:30:40+00:00

This is a perfect reenactment of cops.

AKSasquatch · 2013-01-22T21:35:20+00:00

The look on that cops face... "yeah that's right this will be happening for real in 10 years, enjoy your freedom now young one"

TheUnfaltering · 2013-01-22T21:37:22+00:00

"I'm white trash, and I'm in trouble."

zapfoe · 2013-01-22T21:39:54+00:00

Cops sure features a lot of shirtless men.

fordboss1050 · 2013-01-22T21:40:23+00:00

So fake the cop is clearly smiling.

underwater_headshot · 2013-01-22T21:44:13+00:00

hes extremely jumpy, check his blood suger levels!

DangerThompson · 2013-01-22T21:53:21+00:00

Those guys are dicks!

1mikeg · 2013-01-22T21:56:13+00:00

This totally needs a "Meth. Not even once." caption.

sunshine9628 · 2013-01-22T21:56:43+00:00

STOP RESISTING!!!

Razorray21 · 2013-01-22T21:59:41+00:00

tax dollars at work....

Spudguy · 2013-01-22T22:22:45+00:00

I give it 2 days until this is made into another fucking meme.

bathroomstalin · 2013-01-22T22:28:42+00:00

I can smell the money from here...

MonstrousVoices · 2013-01-22T22:30:10+00:00

Is this young Nick Nolte?

T-man45 · 2013-01-22T22:37:45+00:00

The one cop has his beat-down gloves on....

defcoxl · 2013-01-22T22:40:13+00:00

He's resisting!

kiile16 · 2013-01-22T22:53:59+00:00

the cop is smiling... he likes busting up the youth

dvorva · 2013-01-22T23:02:53+00:00

First world problems

Mycellium · 2013-01-22T23:03:20+00:00

Stay in your CAR.

Stop resisting, stop resisting. (Tazer going off)

XectriK · 2013-01-22T23:30:45+00:00

Alright so this is Charleston police department and I actually know the cop on the left on a first name basis

mrboen94 · 2013-01-23T00:07:42+00:00

Finally a picture of american policemen I enjoy watching! GO AMERICA!

ImSpicy · 2013-01-23T00:37:50+00:00

Ronny Dobbs: The Early Years

LadyOzma · 2013-01-23T02:06:57+00:00

Love this.

icantgetbeerinme · 2013-01-23T02:21:15+00:00

Dress rehearsal

cheeseballsak · 2013-01-23T05:32:24+00:00

not even close to r/funny. more like r/disgusting

DeerAssassinator · 2013-01-23T05:56:22+00:00

i love how the faggot has to have backup. probably really did give the kids a ticket.

Get_Violated · 2013-01-23T06:02:07+00:00

Why'd the guy in the back snitch?

replybyquestion · 2013-01-23T06:12:44+00:00

How many juice boxes have you had tonight, son?

dystinct · 2013-01-22T18:21:07+00:00

I hope they throw the book at him.

thecravenone · 2013-01-22T18:32:25+00:00

I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.

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