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[–]Lyran_Outcast 223 points224 points ago

His shirtlessness definitely qualifies him to be in an episode of COPS. Maybe they should do a juvie special.

[–]tallandlanky 124 points125 points ago

"How much milk have you had to drink today sir?"

[–]uhmerikin 85 points86 points ago

Maybe, two cups officer. But that was, like... three hours ago.

[–]hels 59 points60 points ago

Sucked on 3 different boobies officer.

[–]IFartOnYourFood 71 points72 points ago

Two of those were your mothers..

[–]JDSmith90 27 points28 points ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

[–]iamrenata 6 points7 points ago

hook em and book em!

[–]indoobitably 12 points13 points ago

I love when they pull over drunk drivers:

"Sir how many drinks have you had today?"

"Like 2 beers..."

10x irrelevant questions later to confuse them

"Sir how many drinks have you had today?"

"Like 13 bee-OH DAMNIT"

[–]stedfunk 17 points18 points ago

Lol a cop tried this on me.

Officer: How much have you had today, sir?

Me: This is a very cliche response but I had 2 pints during the game.

O: Are you sure?

Me: Laugh Yes.

O: I don't think that's true. Do you want to change your answer?

Me: Unless you're offering to buy me a beer the answer won't change

10 questions of where I was etc

O: And you said you had how much to drink tonight?

Me: I had 4 pints and a shot. Just kidding, still just 2 pints.

In his defense it was the same day as a Beavers & a Ducks home game so I'm sure there was a lot of drunkies out there and the exchange went fairly pleasant after that and he told me how often people get tripped up by asking questions repeatedly in different ways. Cool guy, gave me a "bro" hand shake and complimented my car.

[–]sambop94 1 point2 points ago

Upvoting for the Beaver/duck reference. Oregon pride

[–]Boogab 4 points5 points ago

Not sure why but I had to read this three times to understand what the hell you were even talking about.

[–]indoobitably 7 points8 points ago

And how much have you had to drink tonight sir?

[–]-jellybeans- 7 points8 points ago

13 bee... dammit!

[–]ThetaGamma2 5 points6 points ago

COPS: Mayberry PD

[–]deputyfife 5 points6 points ago

Just who do you think you're talking to.

[–]ThetaGamma2 0 points1 point ago

No disrespect meant, Deputy.

[–]idiosyncrassy 107 points108 points ago

The kid learns early that Mustang convertibles are cop magnets.

[–]hels 49 points50 points ago

This kid is 6 years old and already has a better car than me.

[–]Sure_lll_Eat_That 40 points41 points ago

No insurance, no annoying passengers, the wind in your hair... Pow-pow-Powerwheels!

[–]dropcode 125 points126 points ago

Man I hate these trustfund babies driving birthday mustangs like they own the fucking road. Good on this cop.

[–]Rolston 285 points286 points ago

[–]Tale_One 381 points382 points ago

But he's white.

[–]Nebakanezzer 43 points44 points ago

he's driving a mustang though. seriously, as a white guy with a GT, that's all it really takes.

[–]moparornocar 24 points25 points ago

If I was a cop, I would profile mustang drivers.

[–]Gunrack4 16 points17 points ago

My buddy's old man would classify it an "arrest me now" vehicle.

[–]Nebakanezzer 6 points7 points ago

my sister is actually an officer, she tells me it's because if you drive through a nice quiet town, they likely have nothing else interesting to do.

ironically the towns with the most crime and higher types of crime (murder, armed robbery, etc) have the least payroll, because the town generates less money and is most likely lower income on the whole. which is also why you see more corruption in those areas. nice small quiet towns tend to have less crime, and a higher paid, better equipped police force, with less to do.

this is all generally speaking of course, but it's been spot on so far for me.

[–]A_Bumpkin 4 points5 points ago

Totally makes sense. I live in a small town and was driving past a house where it appeared that someone had called 911. Not only was the Ambulance and Fire truck there but 3 marked police cars and 2 unmarked cars with most of them just standing around and 2 guys directing traffic.

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 7 points8 points ago

The first sentence destroyed my brain.

[–]CountryBoyCanSurvive 4 points5 points ago

Your typing skills are top notch for being brain dead.

Bravo, sir.

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 2 points3 points ago

After 10,000 comment karma, Reddit comments are all muscle memory at this point.

[–]CountryBoyCanSurvive 2 points3 points ago

Well that escalated quickly. Good try, X. Emma Watson gif. This kills the X. Pulp fiction quote. Relevant username. DAE have a cat that eats bacon while playing skyrim? AskReddit, what would you guys ban? If you park like this, you're an asshole. [F]irst post, be gentle. Ron Paul cures cancer. Carl Sagan is dead and can't enjoy heaven, what else bothers you, fellow atheists? Unabashed racism. Fake facebook posts. Pictures of children in adorably adult situations.

Did I mention cats and bacon yet?

[–]moparornocar 0 points1 point ago

I can def vouch for this, I grew up in one of those small towns. A suburb of a bigger city, the local cops were always jealous of the city cops, they actually had work to do.

[–]bejayel 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why it too this long, but I've finally figured out why I never see black guys on sport bikes.

[–]Finniono 15 points16 points ago

Seriously? Where do you live? I've seen black guys on sport bikes wherever there are bikes and black guys.

[–]CaptMcCockandballs 2 points3 points ago

Almost exclusively black guys on sport bikes here in Pittsburgh.

[–]Dmcnich15 86 points87 points ago

i prolly give more upvotes for racism then any other kind of joke..

[–]Wingly 48 points49 points ago

I think racist jokes are wrong, but I also think they are funny...

[–]sweetdudesweet 43 points44 points ago

I do too, but mainly because racism is so absurd that it makes the jokes even funnier.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 18 points19 points ago

So long as we can differentiate humor from malicious ways of thinking, racial jokes will remain just that: jokes.

edit I accidentally'd a colon

[–]Suquida 8 points9 points ago

You can say that when there's an equal amount of racist jokes for each race

Right now Reddit is just full of white dudes spouting off "nigger" jokes and trying to justify it because it's just a joke

[–]No_Easy_Buckets 3 points4 points ago

/nba had a discussion on the appropriateness (or not) of that word and it was pretty fucking embarrassing.

[–]tha_dood -1 points0 points ago

I know you don't really care about your grammar, I often don't (via the use of the word "prolly"), but I have to inform you that it's THAN, NOT THEN!

[–]idiosyncrassy 5 points6 points ago

With no shirt or shoes. It's like an episode of Cops Babies.

[–]BearCubDan 0 points1 point ago

white, yes. However, he's shirtless and shoeless so he is docked "white guy points" and is now in the white trash category. In that category he may end up with a busted nose and/or lip and a small baggie of weed will invariably appear in his pocket. Not as bad as being in the "non-white" category which ends with "suicide in the back of a patrol car while cuffed and having already been searched for weapons.

[–]goldenelephant45 0 points1 point ago

It's only 2 cars...

[–]No-Im-Not-Serious 1 point2 points ago

You must not watch COPS.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 24 points25 points ago

I swear I've only had like two sunny delights

[–]luckyratfoot 10 points11 points ago

Ok maayyybbe some purple stuff.

[–]Sigma207 51 points52 points ago

Dude he drives a nicer car than I do... not fair

[–]i_eat_cereal_AMA 48 points49 points ago

probably gets more ladies too.

[–]barefootbandit8 24 points25 points ago

What is your favorite kind of cereal?

[–]VelvetJammies 17 points18 points ago

Trix

[–]barefootbandit8 37 points38 points ago

This isn't your AMA get out of here!

[–]dlove67 18 points19 points ago

He sure rustled your jammies.

[–]THE_Iron_Gooch 1 point2 points ago

Jimmies*

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 1 point2 points ago

Did dlove saying jammies rustle your johnies?

[–]coming_up_milhouse 0 points1 point ago

His johnies appear to be thoroughly ruffled.

[–]Doctor_Loggins -1 points0 points ago

Illusions

Trix are something whores eat for money.

[–]_XxDerpyHoovesxX_ -1 points0 points ago

Powerade or gatorade.

[–]Katykakle 14 points15 points ago

My mom had a peddle car when she was really little, and one day she had peddled her little 5 year old self about 6-7 blocks from her house. My grandpa had called the cops when they saw she wasn't in the back yard while my grandma went out to look for her. A cop had found her cruising down the sidewalk in a residential neighborhood. He hit his siren and lights and she stopped her car. The cop had let dispatch know they found her before getting out of the car to start writing my mom a ticket for speeding. A few minutes later my grandpa show up to my mom sitting in her car silently crying because she thought she was going to jail. The cop was just laughing it up. She still has the ticket.

[–]mjxii 72 points73 points ago

It's probably a fucking v6...pussy.

[–]pirate_doug 10 points11 points ago

At least they stopped doing 4-bangers.

[–]trexrawrrawr 6 points7 points ago

not for long

http://www.caranddriver.com/news/2015-ford-mustang-spy-photos-news

The 2015 Mustang is shaping up to be a revolutionary iteration of the breed; it’s expected to shrink slightly in size, offer turbocharged power for the first time in almost three decades, and—prepare yourself—might finally ditch its solid rear axle for an independent setup.

[troll mode] but that is ok because turbo 4's are superior in EVERY way when compared V-6's[/troll mode]

[–]pirate_doug 6 points7 points ago

God dammit, Ford. It's a sport/muscle car. Not a Japanese sport sub-compact! Want to turbo it? Turbo the 6 and 8!

[–]angusyoungii -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god, they're finally making a car with a worthy suspension.

[–]poojerrr 43 points44 points ago

That is one good looking cop. Damnnn.

[–]Maq_S 8 points9 points ago

Good try mr police officer!

[–]angryhaiku 3 points4 points ago

He could be a Hot Cop.

[–]aulter1688 2 points3 points ago

He looks like the cop Benjamin McKenzie plays in Southland.

[–]KingAgathos 0 points1 point ago

I didn't notice at first, but wow you're right.

[–]lapin7 -1 points0 points ago

Seriously? Which one? Or is this a joke I'm missing...

[–]poojerrr 0 points1 point ago

The one writing up the citation.

[–]The_Little_Spermaid 41 points42 points ago

STOP RESISTING

[–]dedtigers 12 points13 points ago

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE CAR

[–]iamrenata 7 points8 points ago

taze him!!!

[–]TwoChe 4 points5 points ago

YOU JUST TOLD ME TO STAY IN THE CAR! MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!!

[–]rackgen 0 points1 point ago

[–]mystikarts 16 points17 points ago

Is this in America? Shouldn't he be hogtied and pepper sprayed by now.

[–]toy205 11 points12 points ago

Not before they plant a plastic dinosaur on him to confirm he was armed.

[–]mystikarts 5 points6 points ago

He reached for something. I didn't know what it was. I just reacted the way I've been trained.

[–]mdthegreat 3 points4 points ago

BANG BANG BANG ... "sir what were you reaching for?... Sir?... He's resisting, shoot em again!"

[–]cant_think54 15 points16 points ago

caught me riding drty

[–]Daxos157 12 points13 points ago

Charleston, SC's finest.

[–]wolfmann 12 points13 points ago

I like how he even needed backup.

[–]kai908 0 points1 point ago

Forwarding to my CPD friend as we speak...

[–]ashnico 16 points17 points ago

A few weeks, I was at the park with my two young children. A local police officer pulled up and got out of his vehicle. I assumed there was a call in the park he was responding to. I'm a bit leery of the local police mind you. Anyway, he was coming toward the play structure, and I noticed sticker badges. How cute. So I encouraged my kids to come down and get a sticker. They were a bit nervous. The officer prompted them to come down and not be afraid...

"Don't worry kids, you don't have to be afraid. It's not like you see in the movies. The police are the good guys."

To which I replied, "What kind of movies do you think my toddlers are watching?"

He blinked five times, and laughed. "You have yourself a good day ma'am."

Said officer pulled me over three days later and gave me a ticket for going 4 miles over the speed limit.

[–]bdams19 7 points8 points ago

if you show up to court they'll throw it out

[–]maxxspeed 4 points5 points ago

Anything under 5 over is usually tossed in my experience.

[–]BisonST 3 points4 points ago

I'd say you're tied now. You have to embarrass him in court to gain the upper hand.

[–]RedditWithoutReason 0 points1 point ago

You need the "http://" before the link. [Like this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI7EYAb-cBU&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

[–]sarch 35 points36 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
It was only apple juice officer, I swear. 1com 6pts 1mo funny
"Sir, I told you to stay in your car." 363coms 2112pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]PierkenAas 11 points12 points ago

At least the karma police shows up when you need them!

Pathosis will go to karma hell for this!!!

[–]sarch 3 points4 points ago

cue radiohead theme song

[–]brocahantas 0 points1 point ago

Wonder where OP got his title from.

[–]kraftey 0 points1 point ago

Reading this thread was giving me massive deja vu. It almost seems like people went to the other thread and copied all the comments.

[–]horseyhorseyhorsey 5 points6 points ago

shortly after this photo was taken they tazed him and then beat the shit out of him while he was still convulsing.

[–]Skybombardier 3 points4 points ago

I really like these kinds of pictures, it's nice to show that cops are not ball busters 24/7, and are willing to be friendly with the general public, since when they are not in uniform they are part of the general public

[–]maxxspeed 1 point2 points ago

How do you know he isn't busting that poor little kids balls?

[–]Hefeweize 3 points4 points ago

Cops won't have time for this in south side chicago

[–]DarkishLord 1 point2 points ago

...they wouldn't have time for it in downtown Charleston either. This was taken in a relatively wealthy suburb.

[–]Spodayy 4 points5 points ago

"How many juice boxes have you had today sir?"

[–]snarky_mcgee 2 points3 points ago

Is that Dave Hester in the background?

[–]PublicName 3 points4 points ago

YUUUP!

[–]i8leadpaintsince1974 2 points3 points ago

Powerwheel driving hoons have to deal with this in our town.

http://imgur.com/ExISC

[–]UncleRobbie 0 points1 point ago

This is just before they choked him out.

[–]Ruck1707 3 points4 points ago

"Don't taze me bro!"

[–]D-Minus 2 points3 points ago

Mustang convertible, no shirt, no shoes. Bet the radio had Bad Company playing on it.

[–]dollarww25 3 points4 points ago

how long till they handcuff him and kick him in the head?

[–]Swampfox_21 2 points3 points ago

Really Charleston PD? The best you can do is write a white kid a ticket?

[–]Ctsanger 0 points1 point ago

We got a believer here!

[–]macaltacct 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping someone would notice that was our fine City of Charleston Police. I saw the logo on the car and had to look it up to be sure. That's marvelous.

[–]Swampfox_21 1 point2 points ago

Grand Theft Auto: Holy City

[–]hanna09 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is a repost

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point ago

I'm thowwy, I thowt thith wath Amewicah!

[–]Thor0dins0n -1 points0 points ago

Bastard got what's coming to him

[–]stopsucking 1 point2 points ago

He's not wearing a shirt. COPS episodes rule applies here. Guilty.

[–]GreenTea420 0 points1 point ago

It's probably the Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[–]Diver_Down 0 points1 point ago

Five minutes later, there's a liveleak video of him resisting arrest and getting put in time out where he has to eat all his veggies. Then that video ends up on a episode of "Cops: Juvie Edition"

[–]coke71685 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he may be under the influence of candy....better take him in.

[–]NoMadG 1 point2 points ago

I can only imagine him muttering to himself "fucking cops"

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if they were just fucking with him and they're randos or if they're a family friend.

[–]tedlex 2 points3 points ago

Charleston, sc represent

[–]macaltacct 0 points1 point ago

I almost spat out my soda when I saw the logo on the car. So proud right now.

[–]sir_woohoo 0 points1 point ago

a young Joe Biden

[–]Daxen123 -1 points0 points ago

Are they gonna kick him 5 times in the head?

[–]truthishorriblemand 1 point2 points ago

his trunk is full of baby laxative

[–]NerJaro 0 points1 point ago

almost needs a mullet and a can of coors in a coozie to look right

[–]adzug 1 point2 points ago

" im white trash and im in trouble!!!"

[–]kobekramer1 0 points1 point ago

Is that seriously not Breckin Meyer?

[–]SouthernSmoke -2 points-1 points ago

The beginning of his hatred for police starts.......NOW

[–]superlizrd 0 points1 point ago

Nope- kids are not stupid. I just showed this to my six year old. Her first question was - is this real (is the kid in trouble) - when i assured her the police were playing, she laughed and thought it was awesome. Now she wants to take her jeep out to see if she can get pulled over, too.

[–]kp18 1 point2 points ago

The cop looks like Ryan Lochte

[–]wmjbyatt 0 points1 point ago

"Man, this is bullshit."

[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

[–]farmerfound 1 point2 points ago

He's shirtless and shoeless and leaning on a car. Must be drunk.

[–]infestblair 0 points1 point ago

Check the trunk!

[–]urmombaconsmynarwhal 0 points1 point ago

CAPRICE PPV SO MUCH SEX

[–]RideFresh 1 point2 points ago

Picture would have been better if they had him walking a line

[–]Yngvar_Stormblade 0 points1 point ago

That kid must be shitting himself lmfao! I remember my mum had one of her friends come over in his uniform (he was a police officer) when I was being a little git as a kid and I bricked it big-time.

[–]JfArcher 0 points1 point ago

HOLY REPOST BATMAN!

[–]criesbecauseofrepost -1 points0 points ago

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[–]dahorn07 1 point2 points ago

It must be nice being a cop in a middle/upper middle class town.

[–]tixmax 1 point2 points ago

At least he wasn't a 5 year old terrorist that talked about blowing bubbles. https://rt.com/usa/news/bubble-gun-girl-suspended-322/

[–]Rachael30 0 points1 point ago

:I

[–]BaconConspiracy 0 points1 point ago

I have OP tagged as "Poster of my favorite WLIIA episode" for some reason.

[–]DocLinus 0 points1 point ago

Turns out this little shit had "this many" ounces of merge in the car...

[–]Doctor_Loggins -1 points0 points ago

HE'S RESISTING! TAZE HIM!

[–]roccanet -2 points-1 points ago

they tazed him right after this

[–]Hokie200proof 1 point2 points ago

Why does this always happen in these cop shows? The drunk guy always has his shirt off for some reason.

[–]larhavoc 2 points3 points ago

[–]YourFatUncle 0 points1 point ago

"yeah we are gunna need some more backup here"

[–]Michikid 0 points1 point ago

Drop the squirt gun and put your hands on your head.

[–]PsypherFTW 1 point2 points ago

That kid is drunk as shit for sure.

[–]cgillett 0 points1 point ago

STOP RESISTING!

[–]Savage_Pidgeon 1 point2 points ago

I liked that:

  1. He has back up.
  2. The back up has his gloves on, as if he's ready for something to go down.

[–]nurvus 1 point2 points ago

Give me a downer, but i'm so tired of this repost. It has been front page material 3 or more times in less than 4month. I get it; someone out there hasn't seen it, but come on, are those individuals that isolated? These saps might as well just watch tosh.0 instead of browsing the reddit realm

[–]wfrankwalshiv 1 point2 points ago

Wow. I recognize those City of Charleston cop cars anywhere.

[–]Xtianpro -1 points0 points ago

STOP RESISTING MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]unrectifiable -1 points0 points ago

"So, why don't you two faggots get back into your car, drive off and blow each other somewhere quiet, before I decide to get back into my car and run both your asses over."

[–]Zyrv 1 point2 points ago

r/funny is repost city apparently now..

[–]K931SAR 0 points1 point ago

Little dick couldn't pull over to the curb? Had to block an intersection?!?

[–]Celloyoomi 0 points1 point ago

This is a perfect reenactment of cops.

[–]AKSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

The look on that cops face... "yeah that's right this will be happening for real in 10 years, enjoy your freedom now young one"

[–]TheUnfaltering 0 points1 point ago

"I'm white trash, and I'm in trouble."

[–]zapfoe 0 points1 point ago

Cops sure features a lot of shirtless men.

[–]fordboss1050 -1 points0 points ago

So fake the cop is clearly smiling.

[–]underwater_headshot 0 points1 point ago

hes extremely jumpy, check his blood suger levels!

[–]DangerThompson -1 points0 points ago

Those guys are dicks!

[–]1mikeg 0 points1 point ago

This totally needs a "Meth. Not even once." caption.

[–]sunshine9628 -1 points0 points ago

STOP RESISTING!!!

[–]Razorray21 -1 points0 points ago

tax dollars at work....

[–]Spudguy 0 points1 point ago

I give it 2 days until this is made into another fucking meme.

[–]bathroomstalin 0 points1 point ago

I can smell the money from here...

[–]MonstrousVoices 0 points1 point ago

Is this young Nick Nolte?

[–]T-man45 0 points1 point ago

The one cop has his beat-down gloves on....

[–]defcoxl -1 points0 points ago

He's resisting!

[–]kiile16 -1 points0 points ago

the cop is smiling... he likes busting up the youth

[–]dvorva 0 points1 point ago

First world problems

[–]NotVeryCleverBot 0 points1 point ago

First world problems


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[–]Mycellium -1 points0 points ago

Stay in your CAR.

Stop resisting, stop resisting. (Tazer going off)

[–]XectriK 0 points1 point ago

Alright so this is Charleston police department and I actually know the cop on the left on a first name basis

[–]mrboen94 0 points1 point ago

Finally a picture of american policemen I enjoy watching! GO AMERICA!

[–]ImSpicy 0 points1 point ago

Ronny Dobbs: The Early Years

[–]LadyOzma 0 points1 point ago

Love this.

[–]icantgetbeerinme 0 points1 point ago

Dress rehearsal

[–]cheeseballsak 0 points1 point ago

not even close to r/funny. more like r/disgusting

[–]DeerAssassinator 0 points1 point ago

i love how the faggot has to have backup. probably really did give the kids a ticket.

[–]Get_Violated 0 points1 point ago

Why'd the guy in the back snitch?

[–]replybyquestion 0 points1 point ago

How many juice boxes have you had tonight, son?

[–]dystinct 1 point2 points ago

I hope they throw the book at him.

[–]Solonys 5 points6 points ago

Goodnite moon is a bit harsh if it his first offense.

[–]thecravenone 1 point2 points ago

I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.

[–]m3t41h3ad 1 point2 points ago

Haha