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[–]Dalelol 363 points364 points ago

oh wow, and here I am drawing dicks and writing "WASH ME" on dirty cars...

[–]blackstomach 107 points108 points ago

Yeah to think you could add a pair of eyes to that dick and make a face like the picture. That'd be awesome.

[–]Kr0nos 110 points111 points ago

I like to think a first guy came and drew that face, then the 2nd guy was all "That's cute. My turn."

[–]flowsfuturistic 42 points43 points ago

I like to think the first guy came along and drew the intricate ship, then the second guy was all "almost, but it needs just one more little touch...THERE. perfect."

[–]pa123or[S] 27 points28 points ago

Maybe it's just author's self-portrait.

[–]bondenn 55 points56 points ago

[–]Ashken 4 points5 points ago

That was great.

[–]SubtleRhyme 4 points5 points ago

You and I both know that's a bunch of horse shit.

[–]poptart2nd 4 points5 points ago

"there. NOW it's art."

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 16 points17 points ago

Holy shit! I didn't even see the dick face on the right side!

[–]Oxnoxious 20 points21 points ago

Isn't that the focus point of the... oh the ship isn't painted on.

[–]qukhs 0 points1 point ago

wierd. that's the 1st thing i noticed.

[–]smallviking 0 points1 point ago

honestly I didn't even see the amazing ship on the left side all i saw was cock n balls on the right side.

[–]MisterGayUnicorn 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was squidward for a second...

[–]Se7en_Sinner 14 points15 points ago

Are you even trying? You're suppose to write it with your dick.

[–]SchruteBuck 10 points11 points ago

"I wish my girlfriend/wife was as dirty as this" is always a classic too.

[–]imalreadyinyourhead 13 points14 points ago

http://www.imgur.com/0exbcyw.jpeg Just saw it the other day.

[–]wolfram_tungsten 3 points4 points ago

and here I am using my own bare clean hands for the dicks just for self satisfaction.

[–]Jney2012 3 points4 points ago

Classic!

[–]TheMadFlyentist 2 points3 points ago

This was pretty much my exact first thought. "Wow, i'm a child, I need to step my game up."

[–]joehov4 0 points1 point ago

That would imply that I care about orange juice, and have a kitchen

[–]Aluxh -1 points0 points ago

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van!"

[–]NotVerySmarts -1 points0 points ago

It makes the guy who drew a funny face on the right side look lik a real asshole.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter, a little hose action or rain destroys either. Just means you wasted less time.

[–]ubomw 41 points42 points ago

This man likes to do it.

[–]gambiter 1 point2 points ago

He's from Austin. Now I'm sitting here wondering why I've never seen his art around town... time to be on the lookout for a dirty Mini...

[–]nasshole 34 points35 points ago

The artistic ability of some people is incredible. I could never do something this good.

[–]pa123or[S] 47 points48 points ago

Maybe it's just random pattern of dirt stains.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 29 points30 points ago

It's like a Rorschach test. All I see is penises, what do you guys see?

[–]pa123or[S] 29 points30 points ago

Truck that needs to be washed.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 38 points39 points ago

I think that means you might be gay.

[–]3m1L 10 points11 points ago

Says the guy who sees the penis :P

[–]LuxNocte 0 points1 point ago

Naked boys, of course. This smut should not be allowed on the road.

[–]Broteezy 3 points4 points ago

For real, if it was me I'd just spray it with water cause its cool to watch the mud waterfall it creates...

[–]tonterias 2 points3 points ago

You won't with that attitude. Go out and start looking for dirty cars.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points ago

Not with that attitude.

[–]Shilvahfang 0 points1 point ago

Don't think this way. It is self-defeating and also insulting to artists. Nearly all (probably all) artists grew from not being very good, to their current level. It took effort and dedication. You could do it if you worked at it, and they weren't born with it.

[–]Hugh_Jampton 55 points56 points ago

Has no-one noticed that absolute PIMP licence plate?

[–]kwonza 43 points44 points ago

That's RMR in Russian.

Btw, they use only letters that are both in Cyrilic and Latin alphabets in Russian license plates.

[–]wcstcomic 19 points20 points ago

TIL, despite growing up there

[–]tonterias 6 points7 points ago

In a dirty truck plate?

[–]pa123or[S] 2 points3 points ago

In Russia you can give about 100-400 usd to police officer and get licence plate with whatever numbers you want. Some morons actually doing this.

[–]rqaa3721 0 points1 point ago

I pronounced that as 'pun-four-wump' in my head when I first saw it.

[–]Nejikuro 0 points1 point ago

CTRL+F for "pimp" +1

Yep.. pretty PIIIIAMP.

[–]amesoeurs 100 points101 points ago

Sure beats "WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY"

[–]sokratesz 9 points10 points ago

ALSO AVAILABLE IN WHITE

[–]duklapragueawaykit 0 points1 point ago

"SHE IS"

[–]Fife2 16 points17 points ago

That's fantastic!

[–]rusheeen 28 points29 points ago

That's Russia;)

[–]jakielim 25 points26 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's a dirty truck.

[–]BuddySheff 21 points22 points ago

No, this is Patrick.

[–]UbuntuTheOS 5 points6 points ago

No, I'm Dirty Dan!!!

[–]jakielim 1 point2 points ago

No, I'm Spartacus!

[–]Kjack646 1 point2 points ago

Is this a dirty truck?

[–]metallica3000 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's a dirty trick

[–]ursus-arctos 2 points3 points ago

First thing that came to mind was 'Battleship Potempkin'.

[–]pa123or[S] 11 points12 points ago

The Cruiser Aurora, actually.

[–]ujamaflip 1 point2 points ago

I knew this! I saw it in St. Petersburg a few years ago!

[–]andrey_shipilov 14 points15 points ago

I am Russian. And this is a painting of Aurora Battleship on a car form Sverdlovsk, Russia.

[–]imlost19 2 points3 points ago

Sweet, thanks for saving me some time :)

I would have definitely been scouring all over the web trying to identify it.

[–]u_evan 2 points3 points ago

What a beautiful old ship

[–]andrey_shipilov 1 point2 points ago

And it's still there :)

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[–]nod23 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I thought I remembered visiting that ship :)

[–]PnunnedZerggie 1 point2 points ago

Точно Свердловск?

[–]Woahbaby55 6 points7 points ago

I'm proud of whoever did that.

[–]Sane333 16 points17 points ago

Cool artwork but bad photographer. Try to get the whole head to the picture. We can see only like 80% of it.

[–]RBubbaMagillicutty 10 points11 points ago

The photographer is surely a dashcam video.

[–]koshdim 7 points8 points ago

Врагу не сдаётся наш гордый «Варяг»,

Пощады никто не желает!

[–]IrritatedRuskie 6 points7 points ago

это Аврора!

[–]koshdim 8 points9 points ago

ну тогда так:

Дремлет притихший северный город,

Низкое небо над головой,

Что тебе снится, крейсер "Аврора"

В час, когда утро встаёт над Невой.

[–]koshdim 2 points3 points ago

I spent only one minute looking for the connection between my comment and your gif, today was a good day...

[–]mushroom_mario 3 points4 points ago

I spent one hour looking for it. I think I finally know what the problem is, though - I don't speak Russian.

[–]koshdim 0 points1 point ago

you don't have to speak Russian, singing is enough(those lyrics are from this song about cruiser Aurora)

[–]smilingarmpits 2 points3 points ago

Good old Abpopa

[–]iaziaz 0 points1 point ago

[–]andrey_shipilov 1 point2 points ago

Это Аврора вообще-то.

[–]seitgeist -1 points0 points ago

Debroishmi kutschnie nastrowjie vodka daswadanje paka!

[–]Arkham-City 4 points5 points ago

i kept starring thinking there will be some sexual stuff.

i need to clean my mind. :(

[–]Chentzilla 2 points3 points ago

Maybe you should have starred in porn instead.

[–]UbuntuTheOS 0 points1 point ago

I thought the exact same thing. I was thinking, hey there may be an ass somewhere in here... :/

[–]BonTonVon 2 points3 points ago

That guys nose was really well done. Nice work

[–]thatoneforeignguy 5 points6 points ago

That's in Russia

[–]pa123or[S] 14 points15 points ago

This is typical russian way to make auto painting.

[–]SeriouslyNub 0 points1 point ago

read this comment in a thick heavy Russian accent

[–]here_again 4 points5 points ago

This was intention.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 2 points3 points ago

How can you tell, was this taken with a dash cam?

[–]tbkd23 3 points4 points ago

The license plates have RUS on them

[–]Countryb0i2m 0 points1 point ago

the hell do you even find the time to do this? I really should be loading this truck but i would much rather draw a battleship in the dirt.

[–]oh_no_derp 2 points3 points ago

For me, this is like a major leap in street art. The artist is extremely talented, and it is both sad and beautiful that the individual pieces of art will not last, except in memories (well, also photos and the internet I guess)

5 stars

[–]nod23 0 points1 point ago

it is both sad and beautiful that the individual pieces of art will not last

I agree. It's very fitting and poetic! It's as fleeting as life and history (as depicted), not to mention the traffic and exhaust that gave the artist the possibility to create his/her art.

[–]denis3721 0 points1 point ago

Fuuuuuu....I was expecting to see perky titties but I guess this is cool too.

[–]trygvesund 0 points1 point ago

If there is someone out there who can make art out of blowing away dust, please come to my room.

[–]razztafarai 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag brain reads title as "Dirty Fart"

[–]degoodguy 2 points3 points ago

Battleship Potemkin?

[–]blackadder1132 0 points1 point ago

If only I was half that good.

[–]deetro42 14 points15 points ago

I'm as good as the right half does that count?

[–]xanton 2 points3 points ago

To be honest I expected something different...

[–]Sharris3 2 points3 points ago

The guy on the right seems to like it.

[–]BrettnetUK 2 points3 points ago

This is an art attack.... this is an art attack, THIS IS... ART ATTACK!

[–]leparty -1 points0 points ago

amazing.

[–]itsinthebone -1 points0 points ago

This is fantastic

[–]azz808 -1 points0 points ago

Dirty Art? I want my money back.

[–]Foe_vieo -1 points0 points ago

Pretty nice.

[–]MechantVilain 0 points1 point ago

There was this street art in London where a guy would use a stencil to clean the dirty pavement.

After cleaning, the illustration would appear and last for a few days.

[–]ugotamesij 2 points3 points ago

You can pay this company to do it too - called "clean advertising" (apparently).

[–]nospamforyou -1 points0 points ago

holy shit.. is that real??

[–]Handbasket_For_One 0 points1 point ago

And Kilroy was there too.

[–]Noerdy -1 points0 points ago

I am going to try this, and I will probably fail. Who did this?!

[–]Mister_Meowgi -1 points0 points ago

That's a really awesome picture of squidward and all, but shouldn't he be bald? Other than that, pretty good.

[–]mcujellybroski -1 points0 points ago

Hey John why didn't you make that delivery? dramatic voice I was missing art!

[–]bgovern -1 points0 points ago

Does the face on the right say "show me your tits" out of frame?

[–]KingSelom -1 points0 points ago

Now I feel like a complete shit every time I write "I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this!" on vehicles...

[–]JBash84 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like the doors haven't been opened in a long time, good on him for preserving the art.

[–]zahrul3 -1 points0 points ago

For a while I thought this was porno - I see what you did there :D

/r/yonewild

[–]FatherTrill -1 points0 points ago

This is breathtaking

[–]Droejs 0 points1 point ago

Here is a video of the same sort of art. It's nothing new but really cool :)

[–]fiskeben -1 points0 points ago

What's so dirty about th... ah, I see.

[–]Ritz527 -1 points0 points ago

It's gonna suck when he has to wash that sucker.

[–]D3m3N -1 points0 points ago

That poor fucker that drew on the right thought he did a decent job too

[–]itsamatteroftime -1 points0 points ago

I wonder how long that took?! It's not a traditional medium per se and a rather large canvas!

[–]redditsfulloffiction -1 points0 points ago

looks like michelangelo is working in the quarries again.

[–]benanna88 -1 points0 points ago

Pretty freakin' sweet, if you ask me!

[–]amandal0514 -1 points0 points ago

It took me a minute to realize what I was looking at. Wow that is amazing.

[–]ICritMyPants 0 points1 point ago

If that were my lorry, that door would never be washed again. Don't care if it is "unhygienic". So is having a bed with cum all over and saying it is art, that is worse.

[–]dirtmerchant1980 -1 points0 points ago

from now on when anyone tells me my car is dirty, i will just explain to then that i am preparing a canvas.

[–]NamesEvad -1 points0 points ago

How long do you recon it will be before someone draws a massive dick all over it?

[–]Ogahz -1 points0 points ago

fake

[–]supcram -1 points0 points ago

clean it up with orbitz!

[–]marmo518 -1 points0 points ago

On one side you see this masterpiece and on the other is a half assed face... Classic case of the "one-upper."

[–]BIGSEXYBALLS 0 points1 point ago

i guess he'll never wash it now

[–]TheBoyTucker 0 points1 point ago

I wish my girlfriend would let me finger her dirty back door as much as this truck.

[–]thicknprettypanda -1 points0 points ago

and then it rained

[–]jamesrosierjr -1 points0 points ago

WOW! If that is real it is absolutely amazing! It is incredible to imagine all of the talent walking the streets with spray paint cans or making dirt on a truck look this cool!

[–]eazye123 2 points3 points ago

Could be referred to as 'Clean art' as well. Considering the removal of the dirt leaves the negative space as clean. Glass half full, meng.

[–]woochikaboo 0 points1 point ago

It's called reverse graffiti. My friend Moose does it. http://www.stonehealth.com/news/one-show-moose/

[–]whats_the_deal22 0 points1 point ago

Stuff like this amazes me. Here I am struggling to make something recognizable with pen and paper while this guy can create a masterpiece out of dirt.

[–]nss68 1 point2 points ago

i stared at this for a solid minute before i started piecing it together. Thought it was a photo, then i enlarged, then thought it was drawn on an electrical box, then i observed and now i am a better person.

sometimes i write my comments and near the end I wonder "why"

[–]TalonTrax 0 points1 point ago

Now he CAN'T wash it!

[–]Lam_Toonis 0 points1 point ago

It is disheartening to know that no matter how much I were to try, I would still never be able to draw this.

[–]chrisrob89 0 points1 point ago

''I wish my girlfriend was this dirty''

[–]AdaAstra 0 points1 point ago

Man, that just somehow reminded me of the USS Johnston. Seriously still one of the most epic naval battles in the known history.

[–]x667x 0 points1 point ago

No one nose how hard that was

[–]eikik1 0 points1 point ago

If that was m truck I would have placed a protective plastic sheet over it, and not wash it again.

[–]Piero914 0 points1 point ago

Coo

[–]i_spin_bubbles 0 points1 point ago

[–]lilfoxy16 0 points1 point ago

Dude that's filthy good

[–]exposito1087 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for something with dicks... shame on me

[–]withholdthelaughing 0 points1 point ago

Get Orbitz.

[–]Dunbar- 0 points1 point ago

great work by whoever done that, very powerful imaging. kudos to the artist.

[–]ticktockreborn 0 points1 point ago

And he never washed his van again...

[–]wolves666 0 points1 point ago

much better than the typical "wash me"

[–]TuningMachine 0 points1 point ago

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. -Pablo Picasso

[–]mental_crunch 0 points1 point ago

it's good to see that driver is a pi4imp!

[–]CoIeo 0 points1 point ago

Sickest smoggies fan art ever

[–]sasquatch606 0 points1 point ago

I was really confused. I thought it said "Dirty Ant".

[–]Honey_Cheese 0 points1 point ago

Glad you documented it

[–]mushroom_mario 0 points1 point ago

There's still one thing missing - a gigantic penis depicted as a sea monster.

[–]jordanmurray 1 point2 points ago

Stoked on this it looks class.

[–]-DGK- 0 points1 point ago

I had my penis in hand.. realized it's not really that kind of post.

[–]xtemplarx 0 points1 point ago

I love that era of battleships, design-wise.

[–]KringleFantastico 0 points1 point ago

That is wonderful.

[–]balazest 0 points1 point ago

Saw this one on my way through Kentucky.

[–]ImagineNameHere 0 points1 point ago

I am reminded of Native American sand paintings. This was done out of pure love of art, knowing full well that the elements would soon wash it away.

[–]Hive_Mind_Deluxe 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this guy in Sau Paulo, Brazil, who did something similar in traffic tunnels: http://www.wired.com/underwire/2007/10/dirty-trick-cau/

[–]sfrench5 0 points1 point ago

Lissette didn't believe this was real at first but now she agrees.

[–]nadolm 0 points1 point ago

thats technically not dirty art...thats snow art

[–]gripsocks 0 points1 point ago

Wow that's an amazing Squidward they drew.

[–]teddyroo 0 points1 point ago

has anyone read a Series of Unfortunate Events? Some VFD shit right here

[–]LMNoballz 0 points1 point ago

Impressive, simply impressive.

[–]liesforliars 0 points1 point ago

Squidward likes what he sees.

[–]Zakattk1027 0 points1 point ago

Now to wash hands for 30 mins before eating

[–]Dokky 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant, time to draw the Battle of Jutland.

[–]Henryo13 0 points1 point ago

filthy.

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[–]leandrotami 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the guy from Sao Paulo who filled the interior of a tunnel with skulls drawn on the dirt and pollution. The police tried to stop him but they could because he was actually cleaning the tunnel. Here's the story

[–]WilliamHarry 0 points1 point ago

This looks awesome! I bet it looked even better when rain first started to hit it.

[–]somebodyjones2 0 points1 point ago

holy shit... what is someone who is capable of creating that doing anything NEAR that dirty delivery truck?

[–]Ign0ranceIsBliss 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for a penis somewhere.

[–]pee3en1five 0 points1 point ago

that's amazing!

...the picture of the boat isn't too bad either.

[–]malmac 0 points1 point ago

Makes me want to go find a dirty truck that won't move for a long time...

[–]ss230927 0 points1 point ago

wow! how can anyone make this? So much talent and I'll never know who it was. Its a different feeling.

[–]BULLSNAP 0 points1 point ago

I wanna lick it.

[–]TheMieberlake 0 points1 point ago

Squidward seemed to draw the picture on the right hand door...

[–]IDCimSTRONGERtnUinRL 0 points1 point ago

How'd the artist not put their handle on the bottom?

[–]chronicpayne 0 points1 point ago

I'm wondering how they did the top part of the door.. those cabs are easily over ten feet.

Guy got a ladder or something too ?

[–]Phillile 0 points1 point ago

I've never really been able to do subtractive art, and the fact that the medium dirt and grime on a truck, something that you can't add back to, impresses me a great deal. Good show.

[–]NullCharacter 0 points1 point ago

Haze gray and underway.

[–]LuxNocte 0 points1 point ago

There is a certain beauty about ephemeral art.

Like the temple at Burning Man, they build this beautiful building every year and then burn it the fuck down.

[–]tfosterr 0 points1 point ago

This is simply incredible!