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[–]snakefur 1423 points1424 points ago

I wonder what Barack is doing on his phone.

[–]bminus02 299 points300 points ago

[–]Journalisto 1793 points1794 points ago

Reddit.

[–]SamWilber 1860 points1861 points ago

"Hey Michelle, check out this cat."

[–]NotaMethAddict 516 points517 points ago

[–]cswider 97 points98 points ago

Those stickers are totally fake.

[–]mercurialsaliva 90 points91 points ago

He also had an AMA.

[–]goodolarchie 134 points135 points ago

12 MORE YEARS.

12 MORE YEARS.

[–]NotaMethAddict 1105 points1106 points ago

Oh shit, it's a novelty account battle royale!

[–]mrloree 407 points408 points ago

lol i dunno who this fat guy is, but he's damn hilarious

[–]skiptomyliu 258 points259 points ago

Looks like Paul Bearer from the WWF days.

[–]SkunkDunkOK 156 points157 points ago

Hooooo-ooooo-ooo, yeeeeeessss, I believe it is.

[–]b3stinth3world 69 points70 points ago

It's Paul Bearer from when he told the story of Kane and Undertaker revealing them as brothers. At least that's the only time I remember him when he didn't have the slicked black hair etc.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 37 points38 points ago

It is indeed Paul Bearer.

[–]ForgettableUsername 114 points115 points ago

One of the advantages to being really fat is that you have a lot more face to make expressions with.

[–]ASchway 44 points45 points ago

You need to catch up on your 90's Pro Wrestling Sir. Paul Bearer is one funky cat. He used to hang out with these two brother's; The Undertaker and Kane. The Undertaker is one creepy ass dude that would come back from the dead. I don't know how he did it, but he must have some type of dark power. His finishing move is the Tombstone Pile Driver. He takes your body and basically 69's you while standing up. If my memory serves me correct he bites down hard on your dick while simultaneously falling down onto your head. He then puts your arms across your chest and makes this funky ass face.

[–]papadopolis 101 points102 points ago

[–]dontlemmedown 253 points254 points ago

EVERYONE CLEAR OUT, SHIT'S BOUT TO GO DOWN.

street is empty except for the two novelty accounts, who are quickly planning their next move

a lone tumbleweed skitters across the abandoned road.

[–]RagdollPhysEd 268 points269 points ago

..."DRAW!"

[–]lulz4tron 74 points75 points ago

I am laughing so hard. Please explain this.

[–]doot_doot 108 points109 points ago

"Shut the fuck up, Boehner, I'm eating pie."

[–]somuchh 23 points24 points ago

wtf is happening here?

[–]gold4toystory 80 points81 points ago

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[–]World-is-a-Vampire 32 points33 points ago

What the actual fuck. I can barely make a diagonal line on one of those...

edit: I don't know why, but I've got a funny feeling that this might have been a scene in Toy Story.

[–]Theyus 64 points65 points ago

RACE WAR! RACE WA- EVERYBODY IT'S A RACE WAR!

[–]WhyDoTheyAlwaysRun 16 points17 points ago

Race kerfuffle!

[–]AggressiveHOMO 19 points20 points ago

Should we call the sheriff?

[–]assumes 58 points59 points ago

No, he's been shot. Call the deputy.

[–]MrXhin 18 points19 points ago

The Sheriff is a near.

[–]screamingtree 28 points29 points ago

Paging Shitty_Watercolor to paint up some justice

[–]TypesWithHisPenis 47 points48 points ago

shjiit juuust gotr reall;

[–]jakielim 21 points22 points ago

Shit, here's another challenger!

[–]PandaDentist 54 points55 points ago

This is intense

[–]Loyal_Lemons 28 points29 points ago

What is going on with their word bubbles...

[–]rupay 30 points31 points ago

The dialogue boxes looks like extensions of their bodies.

[–]Battle_Judge 50 points51 points ago

I rule AWildSketchAppeared as the winner.

CartoonsYourComment should of drawn a cartoon of AWildSketchAppeared sketching his image.

[–]niceyoungman 28 points29 points ago

Let it be known that I will upvote all original images I come across.

[–]SgtBanana 47 points48 points ago

Getting into a heated debate with Vaginal_Destroyer on /r/politics, getting called an armchair politician by someone who doesn't know he's the president.

[–]Fishyswaze 59 points60 points ago

President stuff.

[–]Shoegeyser 44 points45 points ago

Posing as Jay for an AMA

[–]pnoozi 54 points55 points ago

Probably texting other world leaders and important people... I think this is actually how they normally communicate. Just like the rest of us.

[–]buttluvin 31 points32 points ago

whatsapp, baby.

[–]StaleMarshmallows 39 points40 points ago

Snapchating with Joe Biden.

[–]MazInger-Z 169 points170 points ago

Piloting a drone.

[–]Streeb-Greebling 23 points24 points ago

NBA basketball score updates.

[–]boonamobile 754 points755 points ago

I wonder what this would look like to someone 100 years ago.

I wonder what this will look like to someone 100 years from now.

[–]NotaMethAddict 522 points523 points ago

Isn't it weird to think about how years from now the Internet is going to have a history behind it, its culture, and the things posted to it?

[–]KiwiLicker 618 points619 points ago

I'm hoping most of it will be forgotten in a cosmic Incognito folder.

[–]NotaMethAddict 267 points268 points ago

It's really for the best that way.

[–]YoungsterMikey 109 points110 points ago

You've forgotten this is the internet. Nothing truly disappears.

[–]NotaMethAddict 175 points176 points ago

That's what I'm afraid of

[–]YoungsterMikey 68 points69 points ago

shudder

[–]TwatFace92 80 points81 points ago

My search history....gulp

[–]TheStJimi 37 points38 points ago

I know your secrets, Kyle.

[–]sixpackabs592 30 points31 points ago

to prove your point, this is still around http://www.lee.org/reading/general/Hampsterdance/

[–]SheaF91 78 points79 points ago

[–]kwood09 43 points44 points ago

Once we're all dead and gone, people will probably come upon our Facebook and Google histories and publish them. Researchers and Internet historians will pore over everything we ever said or did online. Google alone has all of my calls, texts, emails, browsing history, downloads, purchases, bank activity, contact information. Google Maps even stores 100% of my location data and makes a map of everywhere I've been on each day since I got my Android phone. It's crazy.

[–]cavman55 19 points20 points ago

Inside jokes will be the bane of these people's existence

[–]Poonchow 7 points8 points ago

I think there is enough evidence for a future civilization to figure them out. We don't know if some of the really old stories (like Gilgamesh) are just massive jokes that we assume were big parts of their culture, because we just have no context. We found some tablet in the ground and that's all we have; on the other hand, as long as the data still exists, people will be able to go through all the logs and find the origins of our jokes and shit.

[–]xblacklabel91 22 points23 points ago

"Dad, you posted some really stupid shit on that social website back then".

[–]Cyhawk 43 points44 points ago

"Grandpa, why did you do that? These pictures are stupid." "We called it, Yolo."

[–]grippage 85 points86 points ago

"Mr. President, is it true that on January 6th, 2011, you called 'OP' a faggot?"

[–]erer44 45 points46 points ago

I like how google streetview documents the entire world. I wish we had such a thing for the '50s and the '1900s. Or even the early '90s when I was a kid, so much has changed.

[–]alien_from_Europa 25 points26 points ago

I don't think people would have been as accepting back then of a car taking pictures of everyone's houses and making it available for all the world to see.

[–]Dorumin 15 points16 points ago

No, probably not. I'm sure the cold war did a number on people's paranoia. But it would be cool to look at the development of cities from that perspective. The resources future generations will have to learn about history is going to be amazing.

[–]erer44 5 points6 points ago

Definitely not. And imagine how impractical it would have been in the 1900s. "Ok, the automobile has progressed a further 10 feet, time again to stop for 30 seconds and expose another plate!"

But yeah, THANKS FOR SPOILING MY DREAM.

[–]gemini86 65 points66 points ago

Ivy league schools will offer masters degrees in internet meme history.

EDIT: With a focus in proper Good Guy Greg syntax. (this should probably be a real class here on reddit...nobody gets it right anymore)

[–]Locke57 22 points23 points ago

Should we use it in the 4chan way "Shoots child in head, rapes her only after she dies."

or the reddit way "Owns hand guns and assault rifles, doesn't shoot innocent civilians."

or the right way "Walking behind an elderly person, goes to open the door for them."

[–]alpha_alpaca 32 points33 points ago

Know Your Meme is documenting memes, their history, and occurances. Its already begun

[–]ponchosuperstar 23 points24 points ago

This is definitely already a thing

[–]Brett_Favre_4 1043 points1044 points ago

Holy crap she is really starting to look like her mother.

[–]MasterCheeef 184 points185 points ago

Check out the blonde just staring at the camera the whole time. Creepy enough for me.

[–]CaptainCraptastic 99 points100 points ago

Probably a Secret Service Agent.

[–]juicycunts 112 points113 points ago

I'd service her secrets, if you know what I mean.

[–]medic_103_en_route 21 points22 points ago

I know from experience dude.

[–]toe_riffic 34 points35 points ago

No you don't.

[–]medic_103_en_route 29 points30 points ago

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know ... him and her got it on! Whoooooo-eeeeee!

[–]toe_riffic 30 points31 points ago

No they didn't.

[–]medic_103_en_route 31 points32 points ago

No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right?

[–]InstigatorNY 19 points20 points ago

Everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful.

[–]feralcatromance 112 points113 points ago

I think Malia looks just like her dad and Sasha looks just like her mother

[–]Hakoten 94 points95 points ago

Clone-bamas

[–]reden[!] 107 points108 points ago

What a mystery, children looking like their parents...

[–]Drevak 6 points7 points ago

It's almost like they have their genes!

[–]reddit111987 575 points576 points ago

In a good way.

[–]bdugan 309 points310 points ago

Not creepy at all

[–]didntVoteObama 583 points584 points ago

girls can be attractive without it being creepy. christ.

[–]fructose5 325 points326 points ago

It's the italics.

[–]reddit111987 231 points232 points ago

How you doing?

[–]TheRealDeal360 187 points188 points ago

I enjoy pickles.

[–]amnesiac854 83 points84 points ago

Oh I bet you do...

[–]torchfire 8 points9 points ago

fart

[–]Careless_Con 151 points152 points ago

I'm fine.

Damn it, that seems annoyed.

[–]fructose5 42 points43 points ago

... Excellent, thank you.

[–]xheist 46 points47 points ago

an unfortunate username to have in this part of the internet

[–]Ricebrown02 282 points283 points ago

Monday, July 4th 2016

[–]grimmymac 526 points527 points ago

im pretty sure you're on a list somewhere now

[–]trolloc1 150 points151 points ago

read that in intro to Daily show's voice.

[–]UpvoteGirl82 115 points116 points ago

"July Fourth.. Two Thousand Sixteen... From Comedy Central's world news headquarters in New York... This, is the Daily Show with Jon Stewart."

[–]Cyhawk 56 points57 points ago

"... dun dun dun dunna dun dun do de da daaaa"

[–]Dain42 19 points20 points ago

Did you know that They Might Be Giants wrote and performed that now iconic intro music for The Daily Show?

EDIT: I had read this elsewhere previously, but it appears that they just perform it.

[–]StuGovGuy 40 points41 points ago

Fitting its on July 4th. Happy INDEPENDENCE day America!

[–]riversofgore 74 points75 points ago

Indepants day? No? Okay, bye.

[–]-eDgAR- 67 points68 points ago

This .gif has a rhythm to it. Kept me slightly entranced.

[–]Qraka 313 points314 points ago

Man, she has like perfect teeth.

[–]xbiggiesmallsx 503 points504 points ago

I guess her dad's like a politician or something. He probably makes decent money. Enough for a good dental plan, at least.

[–]ripvision 599 points600 points ago

Obama Care TM

[–]Harinezumi 149 points150 points ago

Dental plan!

[–]leontrotskitty 113 points114 points ago

Lisa needs braces.

[–]RancorHi5 82 points83 points ago

Dental plan!

[–]MTandBJJ 68 points69 points ago

Lisa needs braces

[–]reddit111987 62 points63 points ago

HELLO, JOE

[–]skyysdalmt 9 points10 points ago

Thank you for completing the circle.

[–]azz808 9 points10 points ago

iron helps us play

[–]Yarrr_piratejackoff 123 points124 points ago

U gotta purtty mouth

[–]Seswatha 50 points51 points ago

People of African descent tend to have larger jaws, and so don't suffer from tooth-crowding like other populations.

[–]fructose5 30 points31 points ago

God that would have been nice.

[–]DJvic7 344 points345 points ago

The chick in the back is like oh my fucking god

[–]eyecite 247 points248 points ago

She looks like an android trying to show emotion for the first time. She knows something should elicit a response, but none of her actuators are firing.

[–]unfortunatejordan 156 points157 points ago

B:\run emotion.exe
  Not ready reading drive B
  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?
r
  Not ready reading drive B
  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?
r
  Not ready reading drive B
  (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?
f

[–]freeall 8 points9 points ago

I never understood the difference between Abort and Fail.

[–]w0m 19 points20 points ago

Abort is exiting out the program completely; fail is continuing with execution but skipping whatever action prompted said prompt.

[–]CylonBunny 38 points39 points ago

She is Secret Service. She has no emotion when on duty.

[–]spaceye 22 points23 points ago

I wanna know what the black guy behind her with the disgusted look is looking at.

[–]Shoegeyser 81 points82 points ago

If you just watch her while it loops it looks like she's having an orgasm.

[–]boonamobile 421 points422 points ago

You've dated some very kind women.

[–]Shoegeyser 96 points97 points ago

Well played, sir.

[–]albinomike 25 points26 points ago

bravo

[–]splashdance 31 points32 points ago

Award for calmest orgasm ever?

[–]dr_noob 123 points124 points ago

Thought she had a tongue piercing the first time it ran.

[–]MrAvenue 32 points33 points ago

Sasha's black nail polish. I thought that too.

[–]artacuno53 196 points197 points ago

Wait, how old are they now? Damn four years went fast.

[–]SharplyDressedSloth 495 points496 points ago

Well Barack is 51 and Michelle just turned 49.

[–]perfekt_disguize 71 points72 points ago

Well aren't you looking sharp tonight.

[–]Captain_Redbeard 48 points49 points ago

Yeah but he took forever getting ready. Now we're late.

[–]eclectic_tastes 112 points113 points ago

Michelle just turned 49.

...What? Hottest 49 year old ever.

[–]alien_from_Europa 179 points180 points ago

FLILF

[–]Loyal_Lemons 86 points87 points ago

Hey look, a creepy palindrome!

[–]sevendeadlypigs 64 points65 points ago

black don't crack

[–]mrgoldbe 64 points65 points ago

To actually answer your question, Sasha is 11 and Malia is 14.

[–]Runski 84 points85 points ago

Fourteen? She looks like she's in her late teens in this gif.

[–]LeSw 36 points37 points ago

I swear she looked 18.

[–]Vik1ng 120 points121 points ago

Officer I swear she looked 18.

[–]artacuno53 12 points13 points ago

WHOA WHOA WHOA, 14? HOLD THE PHONE, she looks 16 in this.

[–]infinex 226 points227 points ago

That moment when you realize you can photobomb pics of the president because he's your dad

[–]Overgoats 551 points552 points ago

She's quite the Photobama.

[–]ProfessorYirgacheffe 42 points43 points ago

Yes.

[–]nate263 42 points43 points ago

Both Michelle and Barack have "what the fuck is going on over there" look except Barack's is hidden behind "genteel politician" look.

[–]HUMOROUSGOAT 7 points8 points ago

this version is 10x better

[–]sheven 226 points227 points ago

You can tell Mrs. O is ready to lay down some law. She's got that "moms have eyes in the back of their heads" look to her after the kiss.

[–]Wadegoerzen 77 points78 points ago

Blonde lady behind them: "soon".

[–]mastersun 42 points43 points ago

Those folks are their secret service guards.

[–]OIP 103 points104 points ago

anti-"soon"

[–]LovesScience 158 points159 points ago

100% better than duckface.

[–]aqueous_transm1ss10n 11 points12 points ago

Sasha is blossoming into a beautiful young lady!

[–]PoorlyBuilt 82 points83 points ago

Wait, they're human??

[–]mussedeq 64 points65 points ago

This comment can be interpreted in two ways.

[–]picardythree 46 points47 points ago

Watching this for a while kind of put me in a trance. Weird.

[–]ConorPF 861 points862 points ago

I love the Obamas.

[–]NotaMethAddict 1281 points1282 points ago

I never thought I'd hear this on reddit.

[–]alien_from_Europa 154 points155 points ago

Nobody likes the Nixons. ;'{

[–]Richard-M-Nixon 86 points87 points ago

Well they can all fuck off and DIE!

[–]Broken_S_Key 177 points178 points ago

I smell a sitcoooOOOOOooom

Barack: Michelle im home!

Michelle: Barack, did you bring home milk?

Barack: Uhh... [turning away] one second

Barack looks down at his phone. we see him texting his assistant

Barack: Um... yeah. 10 minutes ago.

Michelle [angry]: But you just got home. are you lying to me?

cue theme music

[–]t_zidd 274 points275 points ago

in walks Bill Clinton

Bill: Depends on what the meaning of the word "to" is, Michelle!

laughter track

Barack and Michelle: Oh you!

[–]Reesch 203 points204 points ago

Clinton would be the best part of the show.

[–]Broken_S_Key 49 points50 points ago

All he would have to do is poke his head through a door way, say the one liner and retract. Oh man, this actually has a lot of potential.

[–]Scrubtanic 14 points15 points ago

That's what he's best at.

Poking and retracting, that is.

Edit: also the economy.

[–]Anjz 69 points70 points ago

Anything with Bill Clinton would be hilarious.

[–]rdudejr 57 points58 points ago

Next walks in George W

Dubya: "Bill I think it's time you look at a Thesaurus and you will see there's only one, uh, diction-nition for the word 'to'."

George Senior: "What'd you say dub ya? Yur dicks-a-itchen? Might wanna get that checked out!"

Laugh track

[–]netbiscuit 72 points73 points ago

Clinton: George, do you even know what a thesaurus is?

W: Yeah, it's my favorite dinosaur!

[–]lasty12 174 points175 points ago

THAT'S THE LIFE WITH THE OBAMAS: INAUGURATION BREECH

Barack

Honey, it's time to go to the inauguration.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Michelle

Okay Barack. I'm feeling a bit under the weather today. Let me just make some tea. I've put the kettle on, can you pass me that grinder full of lemon?

SPECIAL GUEST BILL CLINTON ENTERS

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Bill

Did someone say binders full of women?

OBAMA'S LAUGH

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

CUT TO COMMERCIAL BREAK

[–]nekrozis 5 points6 points ago

You should write for Saturday Night Live. They need some good writers.

[–]PatAunces 13 points14 points ago

THEY DO PEOPLE THINGS

I DO PEOPLE THINGS

I LOVE THEM

[–]netbiscuit 252 points253 points ago

I'm not typically one to fall for the whole reality show feel good family fun time bullshit, but I must admit I find their family adorable.

[–]piporpaw 114 points115 points ago

Because this isn't a reality show, it is real. Reality shows are scripted and edited dawg.

[–]netbiscuit 109 points110 points ago

NOT COPS! COPS IS REAL!

[–]Yarrr_piratejackoff 62 points63 points ago

Such powerful people seem so normal

[–]chictyler 115 points116 points ago

Obama's daughter is still on iOS 5, and has a horrendous looking protective case. I mean, come on, if she drops it, she can just walk into an Apple store and they'll shower her with free new ones. She's the first daughter. Also, that seems to be a 4th generation iPod touch from the screen aspect ratio, and judging by the silver edges of Obama's phone and the reflection of his finger on the back, that has to be an iPhone 4/4S. They should upgrade.

In other news, what have I done with my life to know all that from a gif?

[–]dahi3444 129 points130 points ago

Dude they probably have to have a bunch of software installed to protect their information and shit

[–]Atario 9 points10 points ago

Also, they rooted them so they could put the nuclear code transmission app on there, don't tell

[–]arunsballoon 93 points94 points ago

So because they don't have the latest model, they should get new stuff? DAE apple??

[–]Ysasmendi 51 points52 points ago

She's the first daughter.

Actually, she's the second daughter.

[–]nate263 12 points13 points ago

It's common knowledge in political circles that second daughters always get shit smartphones. It goes back to Martin Van Buren.

[–]theislandking 7 points8 points ago

I'm going to bet their mother aka Fierce Lady has a tight handle on their first daughter privileges. They probably have to earn the new phone.