You need to catch up on your 90's Pro Wrestling Sir. Paul Bearer is one funky cat. He used to hang out with these two brother's; The Undertaker and Kane. The Undertaker is one creepy ass dude that would come back from the dead. I don't know how he did it, but he must have some type of dark power. His finishing move is the Tombstone Pile Driver. He takes your body and basically 69's you while standing up. If my memory serves me correct he bites down hard on your dick while simultaneously falling down onto your head. He then puts your arms across your chest and makes this funky ass face.