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[–]anonymousHacker 137 points138 points ago

Bring on the trailer park boys quotes.

[–]RashestHippo[S] 85 points86 points ago

"Safety. Always off."

Which is followed by a quick.

"Now fuck off I've got work to do."

[–]WaySheGoesBub 21 points22 points ago

Ya, she had a bit too much to drink at my Dad's house. What's your fucking point?!

[–]woke_n_boke 33 points34 points ago

Worse case Ontario..

[–]frickindeal 12 points13 points ago

That's not a lady bug it's a canapillar.

[–]4_cheeseburgers_Barb 23 points24 points ago

Oh my fuck boys what if it's a samsquanch?!

[–]ClarkGRISWOLD13 7 points8 points ago

I hate those big hairy bastard

[–]rokky1818x 6 points7 points ago

Here Shitrock! Heeeerrrrre Shitty Shitty Shitrock!

[–]apothecary1796 5 points6 points ago

Do you know what a Shit Barometer is, boy?

[–]neevthekiefman 2 points3 points ago

Randy, do you know what a shit magnet is?

[–]confusedcranefly 0 points1 point ago

FUCKIN' RAKENS

[–]dfos21 36 points37 points ago

Why don't you make like a tree and fuck off

[–]ffffffuuuuuuuuu 14 points15 points ago

Baaaayummm - Jacob Collins

[–]ffffffuuuuuuuuu 3 points4 points ago

what the fuck are ya doin' phill?

[–]Kuddo 4 points5 points ago

GREEN EGGS AND HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYMMMMMM!!!!!

[–]stray1ight 8 points9 points ago

Thanks, you're the best Julian!

[–]sb_78 5 points6 points ago

Sexy, sexy julian

[–]el_superbeastooo 1 point2 points ago

Sexian.

[–]madhatter703 13 points14 points ago

A-toadyaso, I fuckin a-toadyaso

[–]oaki 25 points26 points ago

It's "atoadaso". There's no hint he understood it was directed towards someone, just that it's something you say when you're right and the other person ignored your sage advice.

[–]sb_78 11 points12 points ago

It's like getting two birds stoned

[–]DaymanMaster0fKarate 3 points4 points ago

I'd argue that it is "atodaso": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnOcycgXpms

[–]oaki 0 points1 point ago

Well we could get into an argument over the specifics of pronunciation, or we could agree we're both close enough.

You get an orange arrow from me, as a sign of good will.

[–]madhatter703 2 points3 points ago

This I know... TPB is the shit.

[–]Jeffro1265 1 point2 points ago

brb, i got book learnin brain things to do.

[–]PercyChuggs 6 points7 points ago

"My dad told me her loved me once. Fucking prick."

[–]lexgrub 0 points1 point ago

"Hand me the clearing stick"

[–]Just_Look_Around_You 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha Cyrus is a pure baller

[–]HeavenHole 34 points35 points ago

Randy.....swig.....I am the Liquor.

[–]McFratty 18 points19 points ago

"Randy were stuck in one big shit tornado now" "Oh come on Mr. Lahey not another night of the shit tornado"

[–]el_superbeastooo 3 points4 points ago

Its the eye of the shitticane!

[–]JerziDevil 0 points1 point ago

Ricky is a low shit system!

[–]stray1ight 10 points11 points ago

You've always been the liquor, Mr. Lahey.

[–]MostOrigionalName 6 points7 points ago

Bottle kids!

[–]R3cursiv3 4 points5 points ago

Bo Bandy*

[–]6tacocat9 26 points27 points ago

"maybe its a samskwantch" gets me every fucking time

[–]MrSelatcia 26 points27 points ago

J-Roc kills me. Watching last night he called Randy "gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger". I lost it.

[–]DirtyPolecat 5 points6 points ago

"Inflatable Elvis."

"Starsky and gut."

Asking when he's due, referring to his gut.

"Motherfuckers with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburger."

[–]el_superbeastooo 4 points5 points ago

You are definitely NOT off the cheeseburgers Randy. With a gut like that, boy you are ON the cheeseburgers.

[–]MisogynistLesbian 0 points1 point ago

"Feel good aboot yourself?"

[–]YommyB 2 points3 points ago

"now somebody has to go down to Canadian Mahfucka and buy a new orange mahfucka for $2.99"

[–]Wizzrd93 1 point2 points ago

Mmmmm'sayin?

[–]stray1ight 9 points10 points ago

OH SHIT! I THINK THERE'S A SAMSQUANCH OUTSIDE RIGHT FUCKIN NOW, BOYS!

[–]Funktapus 18 points19 points ago

Randy: Hey boys, we got a complaint that someone was getting high and drunk playing space in the middle of the street.

Ricky: Yeah, us.

[–]ClarkGRISWOLD13 2 points3 points ago

Mr.Lahey and Randy to the fuck off department

[–]SaladFengasPapit 17 points18 points ago

"My god, a crazy liquor and cheeseburger party."

[–]lexgrub 0 points1 point ago

also upvote for salad fingers

[–]arab47 10 points11 points ago

Fuckin rakens.

[–]stray1ight 10 points11 points ago

Fuckin' way she goes, boys.

[–]samman445 4 points5 points ago

Those furry cat lookin things.

[–]chicoeats30 9 points10 points ago

That'll buy a lot of fuckin cat food

[–]ffffffuuuuuuuuu 7 points8 points ago

Gnome sane

[–]aliens_300c 5 points6 points ago

I'M MOWING THE AIR, RANDY!!

[–]Jiduanzhe 5 points6 points ago

Randy, do you feel it? The way the shit clings to the wind...

[–]RichardBelding 2 points3 points ago

I toda so

[–]jordankles 1 point2 points ago

I fuckin a toda so

[–]ftp411 4 points5 points ago

Smokes, let's go.

[–]seige_184 4 points5 points ago

The fastest way to get money is to steal a bank machine. It doesn't take rocket appliances to understand all you've got to do is take a fucking chain, hook it up to a truck and yank the fucking bank machine out the store.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 1 point2 points ago

Why don't you make like a tree and fuck off?

[–]samsquanch22 -1 points0 points ago

....

[–]HavenofearDougishere 2 points3 points ago

Fuck off! Fuck, not that hard to understand. Off, even easier to understand. Now fuck off!

[–]chicoeats30 0 points1 point ago

That'll buy a lot of fuckin cat food

[–]Mustard-Tiger 0 points1 point ago

BAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!

[–]MCpeepants06 -1 points0 points ago

"Who else is gonna play that fuckin drum solo?!"

[–]Wizzrd93 -1 points0 points ago

Mr lahey is that u talking or the liquor? Randy.... I am the liquor

[–]Brocktoberfest 1 point2 points ago

Come on, Julian. You know understanding stuff isn't something I'm good at.

[–]bridgebones 0 points1 point ago

"Sunnyvale Convenients Store, Cory and Trevor speaking..."

[–]DavidHK 33 points34 points ago

'' technically im not even stealing the carts, I just sell them to other malls and buy fuckin cat food.''

[–]panthershockey_11 33 points34 points ago

I love how well TPB is represented on reddit. It truly is a magnificent show

[–]hels 10 points11 points ago

Randy is r/cheeseburgers

[–]DavidHK 27 points28 points ago

'' tonight I'm getting drunk as fuck... DRUNK AS FUCK!! ''

[–]Dance_Luke_Dance 2 points3 points ago

DRUNK AS FUCKDRUNKASFUCK

[–]jthclsd 25 points26 points ago

Trevor, Corey, smokes

[–]TeddyBane 9 points10 points ago

Smokes, le'sgo.

[–]holygrailoffail 4 points5 points ago

I love you, Ricky!

[–]hawgear 0 points1 point ago

[–]kittyswinkinganus 6 points7 points ago

Now!

[–]TrevorAndCorey 1 point2 points ago

We got them right here, we love you Ricky!

[–]TheZtakMan 20 points21 points ago

I bet Bubbles would love Reddit.

[–]Digipete 55 points56 points ago

I got a grey kitty, white one,

and a tabby too/

And a big orange guy

who put snakes in my shoes/

Mad MC skills, leave ya struck, and I roll with ma kitties,

and I'am hard as f---/

I am down with Plato and Socrates/

And I like to get busy with all the ladies.

Grunt, grunt/

sumthin,' sumthin,' sumthin,'/

Grunt/

Up in ma shed, up in ma shed...

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 7 points8 points ago

I don't know what this was, but I liked it.

[–]RashestHippo[S] 21 points22 points ago

[–]redial2 2 points3 points ago

Yeah Bubbles! Yeah Bubbles!

[–]jakielim 2 points3 points ago

Better stay out of her shed.

[–]TheGizmojo 1 point2 points ago

this is the internet, you can swear.

[–]DavidHK 17 points18 points ago

'' I am the liquor, Randy. ''

[–]stray1ight 9 points10 points ago

Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk bastard and he always will be!

[–]RashestHippo[S] 5 points6 points ago

Ran ran bo bandy

[–]OkonkwoTheCat 48 points49 points ago

Best comedy on Netflix, I be watching that shit for days

[–]RashestHippo[S] 24 points25 points ago

You must be in the States. Sorry for Netflix dragging ass on getting this show to you guys sooner.

[–]XTraumaX 6 points7 points ago

So I'm assuming the country of origin of this fine show is Canada? I recently started watching this show and have to say ive been thoroughly enjoying it.

[–]x0mbigrl 3 points4 points ago

Yes. Specifically, eastern Canada. Easterners are a bit strange.

[–]frickindeal -1 points0 points ago

It's cold as fuck up there.

[–]WhiskeyWhoopingCrane 2 points3 points ago

Nova Scotia to be precise.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 6 points7 points ago

What show is this from?

[–]RashestHippo[S] 16 points17 points ago

The Trailer Park Boys.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 7 points8 points ago

Ah okay. I don't watch much tv. Thank you.

[–]RashestHippo[S] 7 points8 points ago

All the episodes / specials / movies are all on youtube. Worth checking out

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 3 points4 points ago

I've heard it's good. I'll check it out sometime.

[–]Blinker1990 3 points4 points ago

Judging by your username, I think you'd REALLY like it. check out /r/trailerparkboys

[–]anonymousHacker 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to reddit.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 2 points3 points ago

Thanks! Everyone's been so nice and accommodating!

[–]chimbleh 3 points4 points ago

Poor americans have no idea what they have been missing

[–]fallheadfirst 3 points4 points ago

its been on netflix for a few years here.

[–]subliminali 0 points1 point ago

yeah... not sure what he's talking about. It's been on netflix for at least 3 years.

[–]lexgrub 1 point2 points ago

This is the only show that has ever made me want to visit Canada. I hate cold places, seems like a lovely country but too expensive and cold for this poor American. I have actually been there, ran out of money on day one, did not get drunk as planned (was 19).

[–]thwapkin 13 points14 points ago

Upvote for bubbles

[–]McFratty 6 points7 points ago

Anything with kitties is an upvote, same goes for trailer park boys. . . It's a reddit gold mine

[–]HxCMurph 17 points18 points ago

"He started out as a little shit-spark off the old shit-flame, then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shit firestorm. If i get to be married to Barb, I'll get total control of the park and i can unleash a shit-tsunami that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves."

[–]redial2 2 points3 points ago

Best. Lahey quote. Ever.

"...driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm" LMAO

[–]Blinker1990 19 points20 points ago

If I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked!

[–]stray1ight 7 points8 points ago

Thank you yer Honor! Fuck!

C'mon guys, smokes, let's go!

[–]RashestHippo[S] 1 point2 points ago

Officers cock knuckles and dick lock

[–]RashestHippo[S] 3 points4 points ago

That basically sums up me at work

[–]Jweisblat 8 points9 points ago

"Hand me my clearing stick Trin."

[–]DavidHK 12 points13 points ago

That's the kitty that he found in the gutter. '' I found this cocksucker in the rain gutter! ''

[–]ryansc07 12 points13 points ago

Upvote for Bubbles! "A dope trailer is no place for a kitty."

[–]Laterturdz 6 points7 points ago

Oh for fucks sakes Lahey!

[–]stray1ight 5 points6 points ago

Shlaaahhup shsssshexy J-joolian!

::thud::

[–]mikepcouture 5 points6 points ago

Deeeeeeeeeeeeecent!

[–]MrRipperGuy 5 points6 points ago

Do you know what a shit barometer is boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin'.

[–]poopbuttfarter 8 points9 points ago

i love bubbles.

[–]soccerguy802 4 points5 points ago

It is not possible to upvote this enough.

[–]aGlassofWater 3 points4 points ago

well i really just wanted to work on my carts today, but now julian's got me doing illegal stuff

[–]preptopro 3 points4 points ago

"it's all about supply and command."

[–]endlessnight34 5 points6 points ago

Bubbles is a redditor without a computer

[–]Mad_Mads 4 points5 points ago

You get an upvote for not just having a picture of the reddit logo inside a literal nutshell

[–]staciedc 2 points3 points ago

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty!

[–]KDoobious 2 points3 points ago

Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my Grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and I'm ready to fuckin' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked!

[–]awh 2 points3 points ago

So now that TPB is on Netflix in the States, we're going to have to see a bunch of quotes and screenshots an new viewers discover it, eh?

[–]RashestHippo[S] 1 point2 points ago

I am actually Canadian and have been watching since 2001

[–]awh 2 points3 points ago

Ah, sorry. Me too!

[–]tommy_two_beers 3 points4 points ago

shitrock and the purr monster

[–]meyouyourass 4 points5 points ago

Giving kitties a reach around? Yep thats reddit

[–]RashestHippo[S] 7 points8 points ago

If you love something you won't hesitate to reach around.

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 5 points6 points ago

Sharing is caring.

[–]danschewy -1 points0 points ago

I cant help thinking that he looks like hes about to punt the kitty

[–]Offtheheazy 0 points1 point ago

Its all about the perspective. If you take a closeup of the cat's face, then it would be #1 in /r/aww

[–]wardoe 0 points1 point ago

Bubblessssss

[–]MisterMetal 1 point2 points ago

Hes a drunk male prostitute!

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

is that shitrock?

[–]ClosedCasketFuneral 1 point2 points ago

Reddit will become 2 times more entertaining now that I'm imagining all my fellow Redditors as Bubbles...

[–]GrewUpaScrewUp 0 points1 point ago

The only cat related post I will ever up-vote.

[–]stabilizingagent 0 points1 point ago

most of the cat stuff i see on reddit is photos talking about how reddit likes cats

[–]Cumstein 1 point2 points ago

DECENT

[–]5TR4WB3RRYC0UGH 1 point2 points ago

"I found this cocksucker in the storm drain"

[–]pygo -1 points0 points ago

Just saw episode for the third time. Getting my parents to rewatch the show with me. Just on episode 2 of season 1 one.

[–]haylers4 1 point2 points ago

This guy signed my friends tits once, at his bar in Halifax

[–]Jwestwood72 1 point2 points ago

Bottle throwers!!

[–]ethanlan 0 points1 point ago

thats getting two birds stoned at once!

[–]FixedTheFernBack 0 points1 point ago

It's basic supply and command.

[–]joegurnaut -1 points0 points ago

Where's that damn samsquantch

[–]JBSpartan 1 point2 points ago

Read that in Steve Irwin voice. That's a beautiful kitty right there. Let's touch it.

[–]sobiescheck17 -1 points0 points ago

Nice pussy

[–]AnorexicBuddha -1 points0 points ago

Ooh, ooh, I call dibs on the repost next week.

[–]Sheepsta 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only one who dreams of reddit shifting to dogs one day :/

[–]samwolfsam 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWNSTNwClQY

the smartest one in the park

[–]theHollowCops 0 points1 point ago

I am the liquor.

[–]ow_my_balls 0 points1 point ago

knock knock

[–]akfreedo 0 points1 point ago

Goddamit Layhey

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

The shit apple don't fall far from the shit tree, Rand.

[–]holygrailoffail 0 points1 point ago

"The old shitliner is coming to port. I'll be there to tie 'er up."

[–]jeremyries 0 points1 point ago

Julian is always fucked up on the liquor and the weed...

[–]DraculaOnTheMoon 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a lot of Trailer Park Boy's posts lately. That shit makes me happy. ''What comes around's all around!''

[–]J_Danger 0 points1 point ago

The green bastard, from parts unknown!

[–]sayitinmygoodear 1 point2 points ago

Wish bubbles would do a AMA

[–]scottsusername 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to make some more accounts so I can upvote this entire thread a couple more times.

[–]body_count_rises 0 points1 point ago

A dope trailer is no place for a kitty! Also... I ain't nev' been mo frisky in my life

[–]dbouchielsu 1 point2 points ago

Sayin'?

[–]IHaveARagingClue 0 points1 point ago

Its like getting two birds stoned

[–]thehammerismypen15 0 points1 point ago

False. The man in this picture is outside.

[–]Dirty_Ghetto_Kittens -1 points0 points ago

Judging from this guys looks, this isn't his first time manhandling some black pussy.

[–]Pineo 0 points1 point ago

Sums up life in Nova Scotia pretty well, we're all pretty proud of how this show mocks us.

[–]hollmuhdih 0 points1 point ago

Breaker Breaker, come in Earth, this is spaceship 27, Aliens fucked over the carbonater on engine number 4, I'm gonna try and Re-Fuckulate it and land on Junniper, and hopefully they've got some space weed over

[–]DDubski23 0 points1 point ago

Any reference to TPB gets an upvote from me

[–]Jachryl 0 points1 point ago

The only upvote I have ever given to a cat post.

[–]TruckinBusy 0 points1 point ago

I'm watching you like a Shit Hawk.

[–]Ashtwain 0 points1 point ago

Johanna bach

[–]ruinedme 0 points1 point ago

Just watched this episode tonight. Fuckin Caveman Sam Losco and his fucking hot dog garbage.

[–]finley_the_dog 0 points1 point ago

"here's the clearin stick Ricky"

[–]topmass 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't part of the actual show, but this is easily my favorite moment in TPB history (first scene)

[–]aaipod -1 points0 points ago

Posting this comment to remind myself to filter out reddit in a nutshell posts when I'm on my computer

[–]keenan7013 0 points1 point ago

Randy: Dope and cops don't mix, do they Mr. Lahey? Lahey: Like shit in strawberry shortcake, Randy.

[–]DFile 0 points1 point ago

Randy I thought we agreed, no more shit talk until we're back in power.

[–]Sandwichmancer 0 points1 point ago

Dude, no, it's not. You disable r/aww so that you can avoid that shit. Then someone comes along and posts cat shit everywhere else.

[–]SuperDuperNameGuy 0 points1 point ago

You are doing God's work.

[–]NwBudz 0 points1 point ago

Can someone tell me the best episodes pls

[–]Fullcountfastball 0 points1 point ago

I love that cocksucker

[–]capt_dacca 0 points1 point ago

I swear there are at least one of these "reddit in a nutshell" posts every two days...

[–]ThatsNotMyCat 0 points1 point ago

Nope, that's not mine...still searching

[–]cunniff811 0 points1 point ago