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[–]lemur84 79 points80 points ago

My Grandfather was the gold medalist in the 400m freestyle Dragon Dressage in the 1948 games in London. I asked him how it felt to land that final, winning flameflip and stand atop the podium as his national anthem played to a crowd of adoring countrymen, with the King himself looking on.

He said "Well, Lemur84, it was a little bit like eating a substandard cheeseburger.."

[–]UrCreepyUncle 9 points10 points ago

Don't click on the link below....

[–]La_Coka 2 points3 points ago

Too late

[–]octochan 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't going to but with a comment like that I HAD to. Just so everyone knows its NSFW and average porn.

[–]anttyk47 0 points1 point ago

Was it a butthole?

[–]NYKevin 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not writing it REALLY BIG because that shit's annoying.

[–]LifeZero 1 point2 points ago

As a swimmer I'm happy you got the yardage, event and year right...

[–]TheANGRYMedic 19 points20 points ago

If that's how I'd feel, I'm wondering what you put in your food O.o

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 48 points49 points ago

Rare candy.

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 39 points40 points ago

What makes it worse is that Charmeleon is obviously underage.

[–]monstercello 57 points58 points ago

Not for long

[–]devilsadvocate000 3 points4 points ago

Dragonite will show him how to be a Charizard.

[–]i_floop_the_pig 2 points3 points ago

What makes it worse is that Charmeleon is obviously underleveled

FTFY

[–]rskoopa 1 point2 points ago

How do you know? He can be anywhere between 16 and 35.

[–]Minime23457 2 points3 points ago

Can I be secretly stalked just to know what it feels like? Ninja edit

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there, you sneaky man you....

[–]Minime23457 0 points1 point ago

Shhh if ninja school has taught m... Nothing what?! Ninja school what have you been smoking?

[–]NaomiWaltz -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, but only post if make the on weekdays

[–]BGYeti 123 points124 points ago

You are a liar and a cheat, repost.

[–]KinRiso 80 points81 points ago

While that may be true, he seems to be the one who posted it 5 months ago originally. So less lying and more of a second run.

[–]BA_ 21 points22 points ago

We'll let a jury of OP's peers decide in /r/KarmaCourt

[–]carlotta4th 3 points4 points ago

The jury holds you all in contempt. Case dismissed.

[–]joeyheartbear 1 point2 points ago

BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS!

[–]BGYeti 1 point2 points ago

I should have checked that.

[–]Wizzrd93 -1 points0 points ago

The fact that u acknowledged ur mistake... I applaud you

[–]spwmoni 24 points25 points ago

It says "x-post" right in the title, and it's the same user that posted it the first time

[–]DebentureThyme 2 points3 points ago

Take him away!

[–]autonomousgerm 7 points8 points ago

So I downvote posts starting with a superfluous so.

[–]WILLSUCKDICK_4_KARMA 5 points6 points ago

"My art degree has finally paid off!"

-OP

[–]Nerfherder32 -2 points-1 points ago

How much karma do you want to suck my dick? 1? 5? All of your posts? Karma whore.....

[–]WILLSUCKDICK_4_KARMA -1 points0 points ago

WILLSUCKDICK_4_KARMA

4_KARMA

I'd have to charge you double tough because you didn't ask nicely.

[–]Idaguy 1 point2 points ago

Isn't ZF the guy that did the "riding a giraffe, breakup pic?"

[–]Sucksauce 0 points1 point ago

So, you got a promotion right?

edit: You deserve one

[–]bigmeech 2 points3 points ago

dae like pokemon and being epic and random

[–]jay_yarto 6 points7 points ago

I've seen this pic, repost.

[–]spwmoni 9 points10 points ago

[–]foreveracubone 5 points6 points ago

So less of a report and more material for r/karmaconspiracy.

[–]Rinceward 3 points4 points ago

I'd eat there. Where is there?

[–]Frekki 3 points4 points ago

I must know!

[–]ross5781 2 points3 points ago

We must be satisfied!

[–]trolloc1 2 points3 points ago

"So my manager asked me to whip" yeahhhh

" up something "awesome" for the special board... [x-post from r/pokemon]" damn.

[–]Tuttikaleyaar 2 points3 points ago

It's stuff like this that make me google "how to draw"

[–]hawkercurse 2 points3 points ago

don't know if you work here or not, but who ever did the sign deserves a promotion

[–]skltntoucher 0 points1 point ago

Please explain this mania about the word "fact". I see it everywhere, I can't get my head around why people are using it EVERYWHERE, it's doing my head in.

[–]Yutxz 0 points1 point ago

BRO YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR KARMA CAN'T YOU SEE SOME OF US ARE STARVING

[–]ar5140 -1 points0 points ago

You should post this in r/pokeents. We love this sort of stuff.

[–]mcstanky -1 points0 points ago

You?? You're ZF??

[–]TheWooTa 0 points1 point ago

didn't you post this 5 months ago?

[–]dmodmodmo 1 point2 points ago

Props to the only restaurant that Trogdor wouldn't burninate.

[–]Weiner_Cat 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea what Pokemon is about, I instantly thought it was a Skyrim theme

[–]cheyyne 0 points1 point ago

...You feel like the little guy from Little Empires riding a Charizard?

That's some damn slow-cooked chili you got there.

[–]BikerMan123 0 points1 point ago

Is that a mustachioed viking charging on a Charizard?

[–]8_4_Schu 0 points1 point ago

Do you work at Taco Bell? Cuz I usually feel like I'm riding the dragon after I eat there...

[–]Pandafy 0 points1 point ago

So...false advertising and copyright infringement.

[–]TheLemans 0 points1 point ago

Art degree: worth it

[–]Cifra00 0 points1 point ago

This was one of the first posts I saw on reddit. Wow, I've been around long enough to spot reposts :')

[–]Jarrrp 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone needs a raise.

[–]BIGhairydonkeyballs 0 points1 point ago

It really bothers me that the "i" is lowercase

[–]YOUR-UNCLE -2 points-1 points ago

This would make me want to not eat there.

[–]Aspire101 -3 points-2 points ago

No, he did not. Nor did you draw this. :/

[–]KiwiLicker -3 points-2 points ago

Ready to burninate the countryside!

[–]BeersAndBongs -3 points-2 points ago

THEY PUT LSD IN THE FOOD

[–]MasterEditor -1 points0 points ago

Cross post from pokemon? I immediately thought Skyrim.

[–]myh592 -2 points-1 points ago

So awesome

[–]Bukowski89 -2 points-1 points ago

you're a damn dirty liar.

[–]essentialtissue -3 points-2 points ago

So my manager asked me to whip up something "awesome" for the special board... and here it is!

[–]guccikins -4 points-3 points ago

this isnt your work

[–]spwmoni 3 points4 points ago

[–]dailybender -3 points-2 points ago

What time is it?

Dinner time!

[–]TheGiggity 0 points1 point ago

ASH YOU HAVE TO TRY THESE MOTHAFUCKIN FRIES MAN

[–]windy444 0 points1 point ago

In my life I've known only two artistically talented people. I come to reddit and it's so common. I'm so jealous.

[–]leodoestheopposite -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you're good!

[–]Lilpeka1 -1 points0 points ago

I would eat there solely because if that drawing

[–]zeitistjetzt -1 points0 points ago

The food gives you ass blast and that is fartizard

[–]Aspel -2 points-1 points ago

Is that Sir Didimus?

I hate Sir Didimus.

[–]gingahh -2 points-1 points ago

This isn't funny

[–]Repost_Hypocrite -4 points-3 points ago

Charizard I choose you!!

[–]MaynPayn -4 points-3 points ago

Like a person without a nose?