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[–]MolagBall 904 points905 points ago

I wish I could pick up chicks that easy.

[–]hforhayes[S] 437 points438 points ago

But once you let go they just float away.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 43 points44 points ago

Only if you push them away.

They'll keep going to the edge of the universe and never come back.

[–]BretBeermann 27 points28 points ago

Actually, they may return exactly to the same spot if you wait long enough.

[–]zeitistjetzt 64 points65 points ago

Its been 6years :-(

[–]stickykeysmcgee 45 points46 points ago

Time to move on, bro.

[–]ASimpleTaco 32 points33 points ago

I went from smiling to sadface in 5.6 seconds.

[–]stickykeysmcgee 30 points31 points ago

You're kind of a slow reader, huh?

[–]Eccy 18 points19 points ago

That comment took me back to smiling.

[–]rockstar_nailbombs 5 points6 points ago

And now I can keep scrolling.

[–]Aszuul 7 points8 points ago

not if she runs into a star or black hole, then she'll be atomized.

[–]ImBeingSeriousHere 263 points264 points ago

And laugh at you. Don't hit your head bitch

[–]DirtyPolecat 60 points61 points ago

I just imagined this went horribly wrong, and she hit her head on the bulkhead flying through that door, sending her tumbling end over end with blobs of blood flinging onto the walls.

[–]oneAngrySonOfaBitch 29 points30 points ago

as with most gifs. its sped up quite a bit.

[–]walruskingmike 18 points19 points ago

I hate it when I hit my head bitch.

[–]lookingfriends 0 points1 point ago

no the astronaut threw her into the kitchen space

i didn't know they had a kitchen in space!

[–]Reddit-Hivemind 21 points22 points ago

Sorry my head is spinning -- doesn't she still have momentum that needs to be redirected? Why was this so easy

[–]what_comes_after_q 172 points173 points ago

lets assume she's about 120 lbs (54kg), and she's travelling at about 5 mph (2.2 m/s), and looking at when he first grabs her to when he pushes her in another direction, that looks to be about one second, give or take, so she has an acceleration of 2.2m/s2. Using that info, we can calculate the force required to do this. F=mA, so F = 54 * 2.2 = 118.8N. Well, how much force is that? Let's divide it by the force of gravity, to come up with how much weight could be supported with that much force. 118.8/9.8 = 12.1 kg or 26.6 lbs. So about the same as lifting 26.6 lbs, which is pretty doable by most people.

[–]Marcellusk 52 points53 points ago

I found the nerd!

[–]graphitezeppelin 61 points62 points ago

This is Reddit. Finding one shouldn't take long.

[–]nekonight 0 points1 point ago

but but what comes after q i need to know!

[–]BarryDuffman 51 points52 points ago

Note that his foot is slipped inside a metal bar which ties him to the ship, so he can grab floating gear without being pulled across the room by the momentum.

[–]N69sZelda 37 points38 points ago

whoa... so he just moved the entire ISS! wow.

[–]spleck 19 points20 points ago

No, he just put it back where it was. She moved it when she pushed off to go up there.

[–]N69sZelda 38 points39 points ago

so... he just moved the entire ISS! again I say wow.

[–]Night-watcher 4 points5 points ago

Technically when you walk on earth, you are changing the earth rotation. SEE HOW MAJESTIC MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE!!

[–]Homer69 29 points30 points ago

Astronauts are extremely fit so it probably wasnt hard for him to do it

[–]heybatta 18 points19 points ago

Also he leans forward a bit right as the gif cuts off and you can see he has his left foot anchored under a metal bar.

[–]AnonymousWeb 57 points58 points ago

She's also the size of a large squirrel. And yes I used auto-correct to spell squirrel.

[–]kman2k1 19 points20 points ago

Sqweryl*

[–]twotone232 6 points7 points ago

You put one r and two l's in it, didn't you?

[–]sometimesijustdont 6 points7 points ago

Think how large your penis would look in her hands.

[–]horsespower 3 points4 points ago

......because astronauts work out? She looks like she maybe weighs 115lbs. Plenty of guys can shoulder press 145lbs 7-8 times, let alone do that.

[–]alarumba 4 points5 points ago

Astronauts get all the chicks.

[–]Neker 25 points26 points ago

Given the female population of the ISS, that would rather be "astronauts get all the chick".

[–]chadwirc2 2 points3 points ago

As a male cheerleader I too wish it were that easy all the time.

[–]admile3 256 points257 points ago

God damnit that looks like a blast... It hurts my heart so much to know that I will probably never get to experience the weightless feeling of space.

[–]emlgsh 154 points155 points ago

With enough gunpowder any dream can be made a reality.

[–]753861429-951843627 47 points48 points ago

This coincidentally is also the plot of Jules Verne's From the Earth to the Moon, which is hilarious.

[–]kwijibo52 4 points5 points ago

gun cotton, wasn't it?

[–]mothrider 3 points4 points ago

Which inspired the first science fiction movie "A Trip to the Moon" which had some really entertaining special effects.

[–]DevestatingAttack 5 points6 points ago

I read this as an invitation to suicide. I swear I don't want to kill myself everyday that I'm alive

[–]WastedPotato 2 points3 points ago

More like frozen liquid oxygen!

[–]torokunai 16 points17 points ago

scuba (& free diving) gives you weightlessness

the main difference is friction, but that's also kinda good in that you actually have more 3-D control under water as to where you're going

[–]Ben347 27 points28 points ago

I think it's the lack of friction is what really gives the weightlessness in space that distinctive awesomeness, unfortunately.

[–]Crimsonial 11 points12 points ago

For a moment there, I was trying to think of an intelligent way to suggest that flailing about like a jackass would be so much more fun in space.

I think maybe there's a definitive reason I won't be chosen for any future space programs.

[–]zaphdingbatman 6 points7 points ago

scuba (& free diving) gives you weightlessness

Not really. Your body and all its constituent parts still have weight which causes them to press up against each other. Blood pressure will still be noticeably higher in the parts of your body nearer to the center of the earth. Your inner ear will still be able to tell which direction is down because the fluids inside it are under the same gravitational force as always. Even a slight density difference will make accelerate so the "floating bubble" effect is nearly impossible to maintain. Also, the drag is very significant, as you mention.

The difference between being suspended and being weightless isn't just a technicality; the distinction has very physical manifestations.

[–]Hughduffel 5 points6 points ago

Ask a cave diver if you can rely on fluid balance in the ears to determine up from down.

[–]Starklet 12 points13 points ago

How old are you? The future looks pretty promising man.

[–]glassarrows 6 points7 points ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtQchbUgeLE

There is no "zero gravity" in Earth's gravity well. The feeling of weighlessness is caused by free fall. The same thing can be done on those planes, and it's not too expensive.

[–]hahainternet 3 points4 points ago

It's called "microgravity" but it's as close to feeling zero gravitational force as any of us will ever get.

[–]Lakolguy 4 points5 points ago

probably never

I think you mean never. But I feel your pain, the moon is calling my name :(

[–]Catbear17 2 points3 points ago

Every time I look at the moon I get heart ache because I know I will never be able to go there. You are not alone.

[–]HotrodCorvair 72 points73 points ago

Damn, if she'd hit her head on that bulkhead, it'd have been painful. I wince every time even though I know she's gonna miss.

[–]Rod_Tidwell 15 points16 points ago

Do impacts hurt in space? I don't even know.

[–]LolerCoaster 63 points64 points ago

Weight is not the same as mass, so yes.

[–]trixter192 15 points16 points ago

That impact would have caused her to spin forward. It would hurt her head, but not as much as an impact on earth where all the momentum would have been absorbed by her head.

[–]Calm_Reply_Attempt 16 points17 points ago

Nope. You can even survive a sniper round to the eye without a scratch.

[–]darkevilemu 4 points5 points ago

[–]OuttaMyElement 14 points15 points ago

That's a stupid question, of course they do as long as you're not upside down. Gravity only plays a roll if the pain needs to travel down to the brain.

[–]tehorhay 13 points14 points ago

I use this same concept for birth control.

[–]ImBeingSeriousHere 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yeah birth control. Put the birth down!

[–]khanfusion 11 points12 points ago

Only if it's legitimate gravity.

[–]b90 313 points314 points ago

Was I the only one thinking he'd slam her headfirst into the space hatch, sending her flipping into the next room?

A little disappointed.

[–]rAtheismSelfPostOnly 53 points54 points ago

Looked like it was sped up. I really doubt he used that much force.

[–]ImBeingSeriousHere 101 points102 points ago

Was actually slowed down. Space is crazy

[–]RedundantlyObvious 41 points42 points ago

Yeah, there is no time in space because of the lack of oxygen.

[–]Quackenstein 10 points11 points ago

I upvoted the humor then thought, "Shit. What if he actually believes this?"

[–]HittingSmoke 4 points5 points ago

I have a friend who legitimately believes we would float away if the earth wasn't rotating. I've spent countless minutes trying to explain to him how gravity works but he just doesn't buy it.

[–]ForgettableUsername 6 points7 points ago

It only seemed slower due to relativity. From her frame of reference it took the same amount of time.

[–]phaily 16 points17 points ago

You are a liar.

[–]insaneacorn 42 points43 points ago

No, he's being serious.

[–]nootrino 10 points11 points ago

Space really is crazy!

[–]32koala 5 points6 points ago

It was sped up. Someone linked the original earlier. It's an IMAX documentary about the ISS.

[–]walruskingmike 9 points10 points ago

I like how you call it a space hatch. I bet all nouns have "space" in front of them there.

[–]b90 3 points4 points ago

Space man, space woman, space toss, space space, space gif, space equipment, space camera, space station, space work. I don't care what they call it, they're in space and I'm putting space in front of it!

Though, technically, it isn't space hatch in the literal sense. :/ If the hatch actually lead directly to space, they would have all been dead.

[–]Maxfunky 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, he kinda tosses her then looks back at the camera as if he's 100% confident she'll be fine, but she barely makes it. Look how close her head is to the ceiling.

[–]JPEGz 62 points63 points ago

I would never get any work done in space, I'd just be recreating the Simpsons scene where Homer is eating the crisps out of the air.

[–]stickykeysmcgee 24 points25 points ago

I'd be having sex with the tiny, weightless lass.

[–]thatguywholikescats 104 points105 points ago

[–]GamerKingFaiz 55 points56 points ago

Here's a video explaining why that happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtWbpyjJqrU

[–]ubc2015 18 points19 points ago

I just watched a 6 minute video on cat physics. I think it's time to get off reddit for the day...

[–]Christianawaldemar 9 points10 points ago

That was actually really fascinating, thank you.

[–]DoubleRainb0w 2 points3 points ago

I just watched the entire series on helicopter physics, this just changed my life.

[–]32koala 12 points13 points ago

They are not in space. They are in space training in an airplane.

[–]ForgettableUsername 16 points17 points ago

Oh, don't be silly, everyone knows you can't train a cat. It must really be space.

[–]shark_eat_your_face 2 points3 points ago

Was gonna say that.

[–]thrilldigger 25 points26 points ago

Pretty sure that's Russians free falling in a plane, not Russians in space.

[–]bedazio 3 points4 points ago

Yuri! Come quick! Fluffy ripped a whole in the oxygen feed.

[–]oniongasm 2 points3 points ago

Cosmonauts? More like Karmanauts.

[–]redditer46 2 points3 points ago

Quick, we need to come up with some uh.. "science" to film so that everyone knows the value of our mission... any ideas?

[–]jakielim 3 points4 points ago

Cats, space, Russia and only 300 something view for a video more than a year old?

[–]Mythril_Zombie 3 points4 points ago

The irony is that the guy in the animation is Russian.

That's Sergei Krikalev throwing Karen Nyberg into the Lab module of the ISS during STS-124.

[–]iiTranquiL 4 points5 points ago

Epic.

[–]Threadmonkey 28 points29 points ago

OMG he's treating women like objects!!

[–]sendin_robots 12 points13 points ago

This video shows that a woman's place is in the lab.

[–]underbellybrew 600 points601 points ago

"Where does this go?"

"The kitchen"

[–]beerham 72 points73 points ago

That was solid.

[–]khowabunga 7 points8 points ago

First belly laugh on reddit today. Well done sir.

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[–]Jerry200790 41 points42 points ago

The actual voice over during that part goes something like:

"They send us lab equipment, water and sometimes women."

And that's the woman saying that. So.......yeah. Sometimes a joke is a just a joke.

[–]redditer46 93 points94 points ago

Oh good! The SRS downvote brigade is butt-hurt by a joke again! Just kidding, they never stopped being butt-hurt.

[–]reposts_old_stuff 55 points56 points ago

Why would someone spend time there? That much hate can't be healthy.

[–]CrazyBoxLady 5 points6 points ago

I don't even understand how SRS works. I went there once, tried to browse, got more confused, and left.

[–]lolzoners 12 points13 points ago

Try shoving a 10 inch stick up your ass. The subreddit requires you to be as butthurt as possible.

[–]HittingSmoke 11 points12 points ago

Do you know of a subreddit with a better catalog of hilarious jokes?

[–]Reesch 2 points3 points ago

[–]WateryPenisButter 4 points5 points ago

That suggestion was funny on its own accord.

[–]Reesch 3 points4 points ago

At least someone got it.

[–]Mysteriousdoor 14 points15 points ago

I got banned from it so I'm happy. It means I never have to deal with them even if I start agreeing with them. Its like a check on my sanity.

[–]Mrs_Brisby 15 points16 points ago

Ironically I had a neutral attitude towards them until I got banned out of the blue one day for an obviously sarcastic joke. I'm of the opinion they're just concern trolls and don't really give the slightest of fucks or shits over anyones well being.

[–]oniongasm 7 points8 points ago

obviously sarcastic joke.

That's not a thing in /r/ShitRedditSays

[–]Mysteriousdoor 5 points6 points ago

They are hypocritical white knights.

[–]Voids 9 points10 points ago

Is that place for real? Almost seems like trolls.

[–]2muffins 2 points3 points ago

I'm about 90% sure they are trolls. That's good though. A good troll will always keep you guessing if they are trolls or really retarded.

[–]pumpkindog 1 point2 points ago

everything that is remotely against women is sexist and bad and has no place in our society.... hahahahamen are stupid though amiright girls?

[–]jbg89 9 points10 points ago

She's an engineer though, a domestic engineer.

[–]TexMcWiller 12 points13 points ago

Ah, there's the shipment of mad i was looking for.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 1 point2 points ago

Oh good! The non-contributing comments have arrived!

[–]Doomsdayclock148 35 points36 points ago

The only thing that came to mind was: "I wonder what it's like to have sex in space..."

[–]VforVegans 40 points41 points ago

I saw an article about that once, and how they're pretty sure no one has had sex in space, because no one would be able to have sex in space and not brag about it. Gentlemen, I think we might soon have that answer.

[–]spidersthrash 16 points17 points ago

I read an actual article about it once, and it said that sex in space would be really difficult and probably not worth the huge amount of effort. Basicaly, because of the lack of gravity, it's difficult for the guy to get hard and stay hard, and, once again 'cause you're in free fall, it's tough to get enough leverage - every thrust would basicaly just bounce you and your partner away from each other. And that's before you get into the problems with fluids!

[–]sobelk 48 points49 points ago

Astronauts have solved more difficult problems than this, and with less motivation.

[–]vodkamort 27 points28 points ago

Yeah being the only people in the world to claim they had sex in space would definitely not be worth all that effort.

[–]VoodooAK 5 points6 points ago

Where there is a will there is a way. If NASA needs a daring young mind to attempt this task I will volunteer. It could literally be for science.

[–]Robelius 5 points6 points ago

There were two American astronauts who were married that were in space at one time. If there ever was a time two people did it, then it would of been them. But they say they did not do it. Guess we'll have to wait until they're on their death beds if they actually did do it.

And yes, they did have private time together in which there was a window for them to bump.

Also, to my understanding, the male does not have a difficult time getting hard. It's the lack of gravity in the semen that makes it difficult to reproduce, as well as the whole she moves away from you whenever you are thumping her.

[–]back_at_ya 10 points11 points ago

Not if you're grabbing onto each other and just pulling each other tighter with each thrust. Oh god I'm putting way too much thought into this ಠ_ಠ

[–]daytimecruz 6 points7 points ago

Go on..

[–]blakeaholics 20 points21 points ago

Daaang her head was close to hitting the opening.

[–]surfdiggins 6 points7 points ago

Awww you think they had sex in space? Maaan I wanna have sex in space, damn they probably had sex in space.

[–]dps123 6 points7 points ago

That is so awesome!

[–]puckdeath 32 points33 points ago

If only she were naked and this was the intro to a porno...

[–]Cherith_Cutestory_ 43 points44 points ago

Has that been done before? Launching porn stars into orbit to watch them fuck? If not, it needs to be. Cash cow right there. Cash cow.

[–]Triplebizzle87 22 points23 points ago

I'd actually buy this.

[–]canned_film_festival 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, right.

[–]a594109 11 points12 points ago

he meant stream for free

[–]bedazio 4 points5 points ago

[–]Cherith_Cutestory_ 9 points10 points ago

That premise baffles me. A ray that can instantly cause arousal in whomever it may radiate through, and they want to destroy it? That's like finding the cure for cancer...and then destroying it. Too many plotholes, not enough buttholes, 4/10.

[–]LazyNarwhal 53 points54 points ago

Yeah and she like flew on to his dick. Yeah. I'd watch the shit out of that.

[–]abcdeline 21 points22 points ago

Yeah.

[–]RzK 9 points10 points ago

The place would turn into a giant snow globe

joke stolen from Peter Griffin

[–]pvsa 7 points8 points ago

Kinda surprised no one has changed the objects or girl to an upvote arrow yet

[–]JungleBeanr 3 points4 points ago

video please ???

[–]BloodTsunami 6 points7 points ago

Oh sure, she's all smiles. Whenever I throw a woman through a door, I have to go to jail.

[–]FEMANON_HERE 11 points12 points ago

How does sex work in space? Were any experiments done? Is there any educational footage?

[–]kpchronic 7 points8 points ago

Nothing is impossible, don't stop dreaming man.

[–]TractorDriver 10 points11 points ago

Somebody actually wrote that it would be extremely hard without help from third person.

[–]80D_panda 12 points13 points ago

I dunno… Step 1: grab her hips Step 2: heave go!

[–]bedazio 6 points7 points ago

Who would steady the midget?

[–]HittingSmoke 3 points4 points ago

Humans are heavy. The mass and momentum still exist outside of gravitational forces.

[–]khanfusion 4 points5 points ago

There is, and I can't be assed to find it. I'm pretty sure it was on NOVA Science NOW, on a special space travel episode. From what I remember, a woman had been trying to develop an apparatus that was basically a sex bag for two. The idea is that you'd need some sort of device to gain leverage, since without gravity you and your partner would just push off each other.

[–]Terrifickid55 10 points11 points ago

Yeah if I were going to space I would definitely pack one of those as well

[–]AceGainer 1 point2 points ago

To Quote Renton from Eureka Seven, "Hurray for Zero Gravity".

[–]Petrarch1603 2 points3 points ago

I just want to go to space to fart and see how fast it propels me.

[–]ItsBobsledTime 2 points3 points ago

Every time it loops I wait for her to smash her head on the top of that entryway.

[–]xXISCOPEIXx 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else expect her to hit her head?

[–]Bruvnah 2 points3 points ago

I bet this chick gets passed around.

[–]SoctorDuckit 2 points3 points ago

At least one of those guys is banging her.

[–]rockpaperbanana 2 points3 points ago

Astronauts sure have gotten sexy

[–]BackNipples 2 points3 points ago

You think they fuck? I bet they fuck. I wanna fuck in space.

[–]stickykeysmcgee 2 points3 points ago

Rule 34, please!

[–]AuAurum 2 points3 points ago

Totally just made me wonder... Who was the first pair to have sex... in space?

[–]sometimesijustdont 3 points4 points ago

Think of the positions you could do with her, in space.

[–]DiceAdmiral -1 points0 points ago

This needs to become an upvote gif pronto.

[–]CockfaceMurder 2 points3 points ago

I bet they fucked in space.

[–]DumpyLips 2 points3 points ago

two words. Space. Sex.

[–]LachrymatoryAgent 1 point2 points ago

Oh, you just know people have gotten it on up there.

[–]Dunge 8 points9 points ago

Ohh a girl!! Sex!

[–]DumpyLips 6 points7 points ago

i knew you'd eventually figure it out

[–]LABIA_LISP 1 point2 points ago

Space looks so fun! I want to do things in space too :(

[–]kosanovskiy 0 points1 point ago

Who knew being thrown around like a box can feel so fun?

[–]Javelin901 1 point2 points ago

He really thread the needle with that last one.

[–]thediscobison 0 points1 point ago

Whenever anyone asked me as a kid where I would travel if I could go anywhere, I would always say space. I wasn't trying to be clever, I was just being honest.
I don't think traveling to other countries would be fun unless you have money to stay at nice places. And, if you have money to stay at nice places, you could just do that where you live.

[–]residentialapartment 1 point2 points ago

Something about this looks off.

[–]shickard 0 points1 point ago

Only in space can you trust a woman as far as you can throw her.

[–]hardcorebeast93 2 points3 points ago

Cany any one turn this backwards? Looks like it would make sense

[–]Rude_Etude 1 point2 points ago

He almost hit her head on that doorway. If I go to space, I'm going to wear a bike helmet.

[–]jrhii 1 point2 points ago

And you're telling me there has never been sex in space. Bull. Shit.

[–]jaydub1001 1 point2 points ago

How did he push her and not get pushed in the opposite direction?

[–]casualevils 2 points3 points ago

His feet are hooked into those blue bars near the opening

[–]Bewareofpenguins 0 points1 point ago

Trust float

[–]xsited1 0 points1 point ago

I kept waiting for her to hit her head on the door, but it never happened.

[–]HauntsYourProstate -1 points0 points ago

So that's how they did that scene in The Hobbit.

[–]Guitarpro69 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was gonna smash her head for a second there

[–]dan10981 0 points1 point ago

You know some space sex went on up there. Still trying to think of whether it would be fun or frustrating.

[–]dollarglis 0 points1 point ago

Is that the dude who played Brutus on Rome?

[–]Mongolor -1 points0 points ago

This is literally the greatest thing I have seen all day.

[–]inertia186 0 points1 point ago

Does he even lift?

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

That's a great way to injure your head

[–]Follower234 1 point2 points ago

I can't tell was that part of the movie?

[–]November28 1 point2 points ago

He came awfully close to dinging her head off the edge of that tunnel...

[–]meanwhileinjapan 0 points1 point ago

Pass the Dutchy to the left hand side ...

[–]Lowntown 1 point2 points ago

I keep watching it thinking she'll hit her head.

[–]hankthepidgeon 1 point2 points ago

How many times do you think she hit her head?

[–]brs677 1 point2 points ago

i woulda hit my head. nothing goes smoothly

[–]Pyrotechx 1 point2 points ago

I dream of being able to float in space.

[–]murphsda 1 point2 points ago

It seems it's a lot easier to move the dishwasher on the ISS than it is on earth.

[–]Corn22 1 point2 points ago

It must be so frustrating to have to come back to Earth and get used to weight again.

[–]Haqua 1 point2 points ago

Alright, so sure, sex is space would be hard

But what about Space Masturbation? That should be do able, I'd imagine.