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[–]Zosimasie 66 points67 points ago

Gonna need some context on this one...

Or Orbit has gone a little crazy with their /r/HailCorporate campaign.

[–]Pizza_The_Hutt 110 points111 points ago

I got your context right here.

Edit: Here's the video

[–]MrBig0 192 points193 points ago

I feel like this is so vile that I want to casually meet her in public and gain her trust. Through the years, this video will be on my computer, lying in wait. She'll eventually be engaged and will invite me to give a speech at the wedding. I'll make a lovely video which will bring a tear to every eye. At the last second, the footage will switch to that video. Wedding and possibly life ruined, just as I had intended.

[–]t3hcoolness 57 points58 points ago

You sick, intelligent bastard.

[–]JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 42 points43 points ago

I'll allow it.

[–]lightjedi5 1 point2 points ago

I haven't seen you around lately. Where have you been?

[–]JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 16 points17 points ago

/r/guns, mostly

[–]b3n_5mash 8 points9 points ago

Both terrifying and also awesome.

[–]JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 4 points5 points ago

Lol, I'm aware there's a bit of a stigma with the hobby. I try to take new people to the range when I can, and nobody has ever had a bad time.

[–]b3n_5mash 1 point2 points ago

I am also a de-stigma-tizer! Except with RPGs and Wargames... I make friends play and they always end up loving it. You're doing god's work, my friend!

[–]Dickfore 2 points3 points ago

Took a die-hard anti-gun person to the range with an AR-15 and questionably legal 90 round drum mag.

He loves guns now. I don't think it's possible to not have fun shooting.

[–]lightjedi5 1 point2 points ago

I must not browse the comments there enough.

[–]ArchangelleShitspoon 1 point2 points ago

you're damn right.

[–]mbop 9 points10 points ago

/r/myevilplan

[–]SquishyMon 57 points58 points ago

http://imgur.com/9hnjh90

[–]Jezzikuh 5 points6 points ago

Most appropriate use of this .gif that I have ever seen.

[–]cp120 27 points28 points ago

WTF? Is there any backstory, or video of this?

[–]infinitylantern 27 points28 points ago

Apparently she sucked her tampon?

[–]Systemizer 30 points31 points ago

Oh god. I thought it was a firecracker.

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[–]vbullinger 14 points15 points ago

Men try not to think about tampons. Ever.

[–]TheFreakingBatman 7 points8 points ago

You know, tampons actually used to be used in the war for bullet wounds iirc. Something like that. I think people used them as earplugs too.

[–]Garrett-R 4 points5 points ago

They're pretty commonly used for nosebleeds, too.

[–]OlSlendy 2 points3 points ago

I can confirm this

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[–]princesskate 4 points5 points ago

I'm a woman and the topic turns my stomach. It's not about being mature or not. If Shit is disgusting then it's disgusting.

[–]therealelainebenes 2 points3 points ago

Also a chick. Also disgusted. I feel like putting a used condom in her mouth or eating her own puke would be less stomach-turning than this.

[–]MajorMeGusta 28 points29 points ago

White Knight as fuck.

[–]ShogunGould 9 points10 points ago

Nah man generally I agree with him, but I still find it gross that she would suck a used one. Almost like sucking on a used bandaid

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[–]SarahC -3 points-2 points ago

It's a disgusting weird glitch of nature - bleeding out between the legs... ewwww

It's NOT like the others, the others aren't there to soak up yukky blood, and the tissue lining an internal organ!

[–]cp120 4 points5 points ago

Damn it, no sound.

[–]infinitylantern 26 points27 points ago

That is a weird thing to want here. I was hoping for no video.

[–]Pizza_The_Hutt 0 points1 point ago

I edited my original post to include the full video (with sound).

[–]brody10123 0 points1 point ago

We all hate you.

[–]littleneila 6 points7 points ago

The red looks extremely fake... It's soaked all the way to the string?

[–]Thats-Awkward 20 points21 points ago

Heavy flow and not changing it right away does that.

[–]littleneila 0 points1 point ago

okay, my bad. I did watch the whole video and believe that you're right... the clot looks real. And a 16(?) year old girl probably can't make it that real. She wants attention and therefore makes it plausible that she did indeed.

[–]keith_weaver 9 points10 points ago

Im going to assume it is fake and was cherry kool aid. Otherwise, I may not be able to cope.

[–]TheFreakingBatman 3 points4 points ago

Your assumption was wrong. It was period blood.

Have fun coping.

[–]keith_weaver 5 points6 points ago

Next to a person muching upon their (or somebody else's menstration), you are the worst person currently alive.

Im sorry, you dont deserve that. Im... Im just having trouble coping.

[–]SarahC -1 points0 points ago

I feel a gag coming on, I thought it was fake until I read that.

[–]HappyStance 6 points7 points ago

My tampons often look like that. The clot is very realistic too, so I don't think it's fake.

[–]SarahC -1 points0 points ago

o_O

You should swap them out more!

[–]HappyStance 3 points4 points ago

I have a very heavy flow, on bad days I need to change it every couple hours or so, sometimes even sooner.

[–]Prancinglar2 6 points7 points ago

Is that why you need to maintain that stance?

[–]SarahC 0 points1 point ago

Wow!

[–]shakypears 1 point2 points ago

And that would be why I don't use tampons. Shit just hurts to remove until it's that full. And they dry everything out. Ugh.

[–]martita1 0 points1 point ago

oh my god I did not realize that was a tampon

[–]burt_flaxton 0 points1 point ago

Didn't we find out that this was fake yesterday?

[–]JoBone69 21 points22 points ago

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/414/126/1a5.gif

[–]recoil669 2 points3 points ago

Yes you do.

[–]wontonraider 8 points9 points ago

Well didn't know what to expect, threw up a little in my mouth. Good job asshole...

[–]Grangier 4 points5 points ago

DEAR FUCK PLEASE WARN BEFOREHAND HOLY GOD FUCK IT

[–]Mr_Rippe 3 points4 points ago

...I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]Wut_Du_Fuq_Iz_Brunch 5 points6 points ago

deaddove.gif.jpg.mov

[–]khaosking 7 points8 points ago

Definitely calls for more jpeg.

[–]WalrusMaximus 57 points58 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/7WvoQ.jpg

[–]TheFreakingBatman 6 points7 points ago

That picture's quality is really bad.

Edit: Oooooh I get it.

[–]WalrusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

Lol you didn't even edit your comment. If you did your comment would have a little * at the top right... PHONY!

[–]Bookshelfstud 4 points5 points ago

Actually, if you edit your comment within a few minutes of making it, it ninja edits and doesn't leave the asterisk.

themoreyouknow.odf

[–]WalrusMaximus 3 points4 points ago

Holy- I retract my statement. Thank you for the knowledge!

[–]Ghost141 1 point2 points ago

themoreyouknow.jaypeg

[–]KelseyLT 3 points4 points ago

WHY?!?!?! Why did this happen?!?!?!

[–]TSwift13 30 points31 points ago

She literally did it for facebook likes.

And yes, I'm using 'literally' correctly.

[–]KelseyLT 9 points10 points ago

I... I think I'll just die now.

[–]naranjaspencer 2 points3 points ago

I was like "Oh, what is that, some kind of teabag? WAIT! NO! OH GOD!"

[–]cgman19 2 points3 points ago

NOPE.gif

[–]spongemonster 0 points1 point ago

I don't get why people are so disgusted with this. I have no compunction about having my own blood in my mouth. Even if that blood came from my dick, it wouldn't bother me much more. I've had enough bloody noses to be able to deal with a mouth full of blood.

I'd feel differently if it was someone else's discharge though, and I can't say I'd tape it and share online. You folks are squeamish as fuck.

[–]bunny420 1 point2 points ago

Blood and discharge. In my opinion period blood is unlike other blood, it's a lot worse haha. As someone who just got off her period, I gagged even though I'm assuming it was kool aid.

[–]spongemonster -1 points0 points ago

Point taken. At first I was thinking about solid matter in vaginal discharge, but the video is of the girl sucking (lightly) on a used tampon. So there'd be little to no solid matter. Bit'o'mucus in the mouth aint so bad.

That said, I've never had a period (man), and I've never sucked on a tampon. I can only compare it to what I've experienced (bloody noses came to mind first).

[–]bunny420 0 points1 point ago

All I have to say is, blood clots

[–]spongemonster 0 points1 point ago

Yea, I've swallowed a few of those. Relief (clearing airways).

[–]bowhunter6274 2 points3 points ago

I can watch people burning alive and getting ripped in half in a car accident, but not this. Almost lost my breakfast.

[–]LobotomistCircu 0 points1 point ago

Is that even the same girl?

[–]zombiesingularity 0 points1 point ago

oh gaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]brody10123 1 point2 points ago

d

[–]katf1sh 0 points1 point ago

Do we have an answer to the question of, "WHY IN THE FUCK??!!" ?

[–]jkwright2012 1 point2 points ago

The weird thing is that I was still able to eat my McChicken without hesitation.

[–]walking_away_ 43 points44 points ago

When she commits suicide because of the inevitable bullying, I am going to laugh.

[–]Marc05 1 point2 points ago

Well, I'm not going to laugh, and I hope she doesn't commit suicide. But if she becomes one of those rare fetish girls, I'm sure there are guys out there who would be happy.

[–]PrincessOfChina 68 points69 points ago

That video is gonna be red all over the news! It'll definitely be on the Internet for a long period of time.

[–]Dreql 21 points22 points ago

Bloody hell! This pun is a mess. It just plain sucks

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[–]TheFreakingBatman 1 point2 points ago

He was.

"It just plain sucks"

She sucked her tampon.

[–]twonineteen 6 points7 points ago

Posted 47 minutes ago. No bites yet. Throw your line back in and keep fishing.

[–]furtanken 8 points9 points ago

THAT'S IT, THIS TWILIGHT SHIT HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.

[–]fermentacheese[S] 21 points22 points ago

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3snv3j/

[–]iproginger 2 points3 points ago

Oh god....you're a terrible person, with some really weird fetish.

[–]MeToosta 0 points1 point ago

There's nothing wrong with that

[–]thedude213 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what they said about Paul Revere, and look how things turned out with him?

Source: the internet.

[–]threat_level 12 points13 points ago

I like the inclusion of her full legal name in the title. You know, so 4chan knows how to get in touch with her.

No, I don't expect she'll ever have any regrets about this.

[–]GaryGronk 8 points9 points ago

Why? WHY? WHY DID SHE DO THAT? SOMEONE TELL ME!

[–]bsdboy 1 point2 points ago

To be Famous!

She seems to be taking it all in stride: https://twitter.com/ItsGiovannaP

[–]MoggTheFrog 4 points5 points ago

I'm sorry but i don't get this. What is that girl from?

[–]DukeBerith 18 points19 points ago

A girl who made a video of herself sucking her own tampon for attention.

[–]GaryGronk 3 points4 points ago

Oh yeah! I saw that video!

[–]thunderkuntz 1 point2 points ago

What?!

[–]DukeBerith 1 point2 points ago

I'd link it but it was taken down by youtube for "Shocking and disgusting content" rofl.

I'm sure someone's mirrored it.

[–]thunderkuntz 0 points1 point ago

Props on the thought, but I'll be alright without seeing that.

[–]benmarvin 13 points14 points ago

She's just a Facebook whore. Seriously, that's it.

[–]writingincheeze 6 points7 points ago

She actually posted on her twitter that she only did it for "Facebook fame" or to be "facebook famous" or something like that.

[–]femaleontheinternet 1 point2 points ago

Is that a thing?

[–]NINJA__PLEASE 4 points5 points ago

I don't understand why the internet is making such a big deal over this. If you go on any vile porn sites, you will probably see thousands of videos like this.

...not that i know for sure or anything.

[–]FAWTSANLIGA 2 points3 points ago

Just because she posted it as public on Facebook, which a large majority of people go on. So it winds up in your news feed whether you want it or not.

Not sure why she wants the attention she's getting since its just people telling her to kill herself though...

[–]thewalrus29 15 points16 points ago

9/10 would bang

[–]CapnScumbone 54 points55 points ago

i'd hate to see what your 1/10's must be like.

[–]lazybum965 9 points10 points ago

I think he should post them now actually... for science.

[–]thewalrus29 9 points10 points ago

10/10 - Emma Watson from Sorcerer's Stone

[–]lazybum965 6 points7 points ago

What about 1/10?

[–]poo-poo 23 points24 points ago

Honey boo-boos mom with leprosy.

[–]SkankinGiant 1 point2 points ago

But then you could say you banged Emma Watson.

[–]Babysealkllr 10 points11 points ago

From Sorcerer's Stone means that she was too soon legally.

[–]CapnScumbone 0 points1 point ago

we can truly determine who has 'the wierdest boner'.

[–]Anticept 2 points3 points ago

does this count?

[–]CapnScumbone 6 points7 points ago

what the fuck was that thing supposed to be? it looked like an Uruk-hai

[–]farsightxr20 2 points3 points ago

Eh, she's got a nice face. I'd give her an 8 or 9 based on just that. Of course, if skinny girls are your thing, then she'd be lower.

[–]CapnScumbone 4 points5 points ago

i'm more concerned about the fact that she puts used tampons in her mouth. call me picky....

[–]emabearrr 0 points1 point ago

never too soon for this, its perfect.

[–]DariusG187 0 points1 point ago

So did she die? I hope she did.

[–]Jesuishunter 0 points1 point ago

What in the fucking fuck shit. Fuck. Holy shit that is absolutely revolting.

[–]DraxTheDestroyer -1 points0 points ago

fake

[–]NoMadG 0 points1 point ago

What a nasty ass bitch

[–]WatchesTheWatchmen -3 points-2 points ago

Pushup bra level = over 9000. Still cute though, would bang.

[–]iproginger -1 points0 points ago

Just make sure there is no kissing, may taste a little bloody.

[–]fermentacheese[S] -1 points0 points ago

Or taste like cherry Kool-aid