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[–]itsmuddy 811 points812 points ago

Boehner is not impressed.

[–]FenrirIII 1238 points1239 points ago

He's jealous her tan is better than his.

[–]Klarthy 637 points638 points ago

He's pissed off that he had to pull himself up by his bootstraps and work for his tan, unlike Beyonce.

[–]Jonne 42 points43 points ago

In that picture he actually looks blacker than Beyonce. Not sure how he does that.

[–]Sexy_Offender 8 points9 points ago

Ohio is well known for its January heat waves.

[–]mastersun 72 points73 points ago

Was he crying?

[–]turfey 150 points151 points ago

He is perpetually crying.

[–]TrustworthyAndroid 56 points57 points ago

He is wearing a perfectly calculated "I'm sad Obama was reelected" expression.

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 69 points70 points ago

Holy shit that's Boehner? I thought it was a black dude.

[–]miniskirtninja 60 points61 points ago

dat spray tan.

[–]rhetorical_twix 27 points28 points ago

He's subconsciously competing with Obama

[–]l1zrd 83 points84 points ago

Even white boys gotta shout.

[–]KoalaYummies 329 points330 points ago

[–]Se7en_Sinner 533 points534 points ago

[–]omnizzle 75 points76 points ago

oh Sue Ellen...

[–]jumpijehosaphat 34 points35 points ago

Hey Heyyyyyyyyy what a wonderful kind of day Heyyyy!

[–]red321red321 362 points363 points ago

[–]comejoinus[!] 44 points45 points ago

What is this from?

[–]wewtaco 132 points133 points ago

I ain't a rapper.

[–]townie_immigrant 192 points193 points ago

Wrong black guy.

[–]Rootbeerhangovr 388 points389 points ago

PSYCH! That's the WROOOONG black guy!!!

[–]ItsWarm 81 points82 points ago

SUPPAAA HOT FIIIIIIIYYYAAAA!!!

[–]keeboz 35 points36 points ago

OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

[–]entr0py42 16 points17 points ago

SOON.

[–]MileHighBarfly 2391 points2392 points ago

He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[–]wolvers 1366 points1367 points ago

he gave you 8 years in office, but now he gives you non-stop laughs

edit: two terms, im a dick

[–]downvotethiscontent 378 points379 points ago

I wish Bush 43 would come out of hiding and join up with Clinton (who served 2 terms, FYI).

[–]topyoyoguybest 385 points386 points ago

to fulfill their destiny...a three-way with the Declaration of Independence

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 813 points814 points ago

A Dicklaration Insidedapants.

[–]djm9545 489 points490 points ago

It's a stretch, but I'll take it.

[–]MarvinLazer 277 points278 points ago

Didn't 'she' say that?

[–]cobra_2109 361 points362 points ago

If "stretch" is referring to the stretching of a vagina, and "taking it" is referring to taking a penis into said vagina, and "she" is referring to your mother, then yes. She did, in fact, say that.

[–]McRigger 105 points106 points ago

Suck it Trabeck

[–]bullman 34 points35 points ago

I think the correct pronunciation is "Shuck it, Trebek"

[–]SHYS7IE 34 points35 points ago

I feel Nick Cage would somehow be involved in that

[–]astrograph 209 points210 points ago

[–]voltairesleftnut 30 points31 points ago

Source? Did he actually say this?

[–]gaslacktus 163 points164 points ago

2012 DNC speech. It's a 50 minute speech, but way more worth it to watch the whole thing.

[–]pestilent_bronco 114 points115 points ago

definitely a 10/10 would watch again for political speeches

[–]Captain_Nipples 29 points30 points ago

It was the Dems finally coming out and using common sense and simple math vs. the crap we had been hearing since the Iowa Caucus. I mean, HPV shots cause retardation?

[–]dawgfighter 10 points11 points ago

It was beautiful man. Just beautiful....sniff sniff tear tear

[–]factoid_ 32 points33 points ago

Yeah, I think he went about 20 minutes over his time, but it was so good nobody wanted to stop him.

He made a far more convincing argument for Barack Obama in that speech than Obama did throughout his whole campaign.

[–]TheWorldEndsWithCake 47 points48 points ago

Source: Bill Clinton

[–]KARMA_IN_MY_POTATO 335 points336 points ago

He's so suave. And hilarious. I'm sure when I'm his age I'll be an old doddering fool, but at least I can tell my grandkids: "You know who was a really awesome fellow? Clinton. That's right, I remember Clinton." And then I will look exceedingly pleased with myself.

[–]Karl_Malones_Balls 261 points262 points ago

Honestly, he is charismatic as fuck. I feel like he could somehow convince me that eating a piece of shit is a good idea.

[–]hungoverlord 97 points98 points ago

i think all presidents have been extremely charismatic since the first televised debate with kennedy and nixon. you can say bush wasn't charismatic, but look at his speeches and the way he talks before he was elected the first time; he was charismatic and smooth as fuck. it wasn't until later that he started to act silly and/or aloof and/or kind of stupid.

[–]LudicrousGibs 101 points102 points ago

The Elder Bush is charismatic as fuck.

Met him at the White House and...jesus. These three black Escalades rolled up and he didn't just get out of the middle one, he emerged and radiated such sheer force of presence, he could knock down a yak with that shit at a hundred meters.

One charming motherfucker.

EDIT: Ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, man.

[–]craycraycrayfish 35 points36 points ago

Bush was incredibly polarizing as a speaker - some loved his "down home" attitude and his unwillingness to use long words (which may have been strategic). Those who opposed him called him stupid for it, and those who liked him really liked how he "called it like it was."

[–]cocktails4 107 points108 points ago

Correction: strategeric

[–]dirice87 20 points21 points ago

Bush's "strategery" vs al gores "black box" is probably the best snl political satire I've ever seen.

[–]cocktails4 15 points16 points ago

al gores "lock box"

Fixed.

[–]greenroom628 58 points59 points ago

who else wants to see a sitcom based on a tail-chasin', former president and his uptight wife?

[–]johnnygrant 10 points11 points ago

The creepy uncle we love anyway.

[–]Cphilli45 1664 points1665 points ago

I feel like Bill Clinton is becoming the funny perverted old Grandpa of the United States. This is perfectly fine with me.

[–]willendorfVenus 378 points379 points ago

Somebody has to do it.

[–]sacula 306 points307 points ago

Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt is our other more badass grandpa.

[–]WizzardLevelEcon 210 points211 points ago

Ben Franklin, the Forefather's perverted old grandpa.

[–]clarusdogcow 68 points69 points ago

My father likes to always bring up how we're related to Ben Franklin. I always ask either 'Who isn't?' or "Which plantation did we work on then?"

[–]paganize 51 points52 points ago

Franklin? I think statistically, you would be much, much more likely to be descended from a french prostitute; I don't think he was around many slaves.

[–]Untoward_Lettuce 4 points5 points ago

Ben died 223 years ago. Depending on your age, this would put something like 8 generations between you and him (if average mother age is ~25 years). And going backward, your ancestors double with each generation (4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents, etc.)

So, barring any inbreeding, you've got probably no more than 1/256 of Ben Franklin's genes (less than 1%).

This isn't meant to belittle your status, by any means, but should educate anyone who likes to boast that they are a "direct descendant" of some big shot from antiquity.

[–]Synth3t1c 30 points31 points ago

Honestly, he's more of an Uncle.

[–]thesoulessginger 443 points444 points ago

I did not make sexual glances toward that woman. -BC

[–]SorryAbootEh 253 points254 points ago

[–]LovesMustard 150 points151 points ago

[–]CannedMango 88 points89 points ago

[–]LAWLDAVID 152 points153 points ago

[–]Tries_Too_Hard 62 points63 points ago

[–]RafaDDM 57 points58 points ago

[–]Catsler 57 points58 points ago

[–]chivista 68 points69 points ago

[–]FreshmanPhenom 178 points179 points ago

Player In-Chief

[–]heardlb 285 points286 points ago

I would be concerned if he wasn't checking her out

[–]nixonrichard 691 points692 points ago

That's actually how secret service makes sure he hasn't been poisoned. "Jericho 4 to Tango 2, we've got a curvy teen with yoga pants at 2 o'clock . . . checking for response. UNRESPONSIVE! NO REACTION! the Eagle is soft! I repeat, the Eagle is soft!"

[–]mrjderp 156 points157 points ago

You would know, Nixon.

[–]JTPinWpg 73 points74 points ago

They would never use "Tango" to refer to another friendly. "Tango" is usually reserved for hostiles. But still... amusing.

[–]CantHearYou 42 points43 points ago

That's what they want you to think.

[–]whittler 505 points506 points ago

[–]shenderfish 66 points67 points ago

That may be the best Presidential portrait of all time.

[–]Duke_Silver_Trio 256 points257 points ago

I'm partial to this Roosevelt pic, myself.

http://i.imgur.com/5PquJpm.jpg

[–]SexualTyrannosaurusX 69 points70 points ago

Yea ,no this wins.

[–]SunriseSurprise 19 points20 points ago

Make up your mind.

[–]DrRetrobeef 62 points63 points ago

"Hey Barry, can I use your office? For old time's sake?"

[–]EchoLogic 24 points25 points ago

"My stains are still in here somewhere…"

[–]KoalaYummies 688 points689 points ago

[–]thetasigma1355 199 points200 points ago

I can't imagine she's that upset. Bill will play a huge part in her getting the presidency if she does run again and she seems like someone who is way more concerned with her professional success than anything else.

[–]CantHearYou 199 points200 points ago

Is it bad that part of me wants Hillary to be president for the sole reason of having Bill being back in office. He'd make a fine first lady.

[–]thetasigma1355 109 points110 points ago

I could seriously see there being a sitcom with Bill Clinton being the "first lady" under his wife Hillary. I imagine it being sort of a slightly more serious 30 Rock where Hillary keeps trying to be serious and run the country but Bill just keeps doing crazy hijinks (a la Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock) and messing things up. The only thing I can't place is who would be in Bill's entourage?

[–]CuntSmellersLLP 106 points107 points ago

Gore and Snoop.

[–]Sigourney_Weaver 24 points25 points ago

I would pay fine American dollars to see this

[–]pumpkininny 22 points23 points ago

She has incredible eyes. Not that it matters much, but Hillary Clinton is actually quite striking.

[–]autocephalous 21 points22 points ago

Hillary was a babe: http://imgur.com/LJJtF82

[–]beard_papa 792 points793 points ago

[–]Zarroco 67 points68 points ago

Ive always wondered.. What is the context of this picture?

[–]sonar1 51 points52 points ago

[–]enjoytheshow 48 points49 points ago

Very well timed photo to make it look like Bill is barging in the middle of Obama speaking. I'm kind of sad that I know the context now.

[–]catchthisfade 7 points8 points ago

I'm just now more impressed with the timing, since the whole moment - Clinton's arms thrown out, Obama's hand on his forehead - goes by in a flash.

[–]haoest 11 points12 points ago

'bama's think'in oh boy, he's gonna steal the show.

[–]I_just_post_stuff 123 points124 points ago

That picture is just epic. Where can I find a high resolution version?

[–]swskeptic 108 points109 points ago

Here is a higher res for you, 3861x2574 to be exact. Largest I can find.

[–]Roboticide 47 points48 points ago

Obama's reaction is just perfect.

"Oh fuck, not again. Who let Bill in?"

[–]user_name2 186 points187 points ago

This is the largest I've been able to find so far. There is a bigger version on google image search but it's just a scaled up version of this one. 900x600 is the original from the website of the guy who took it.
  

Thanks to swskeptic. [3861x2574]

[–]swskeptic 139 points140 points ago

[–]AdmiralFOCH 1234 points1235 points ago

If Hillary ever runs for president, she'll have my vote, just to get ol' bill back in the white house.

[–]BigBilbobaggins 311 points312 points ago

If that happens, I'd start a petition for a reality show with him AND Joe Biden.

[–]hdcs 217 points218 points ago

Him and Joe charmin' the DC ladies 24/7. Look out retirement homes!

[–]Pragmataraxia 15 points16 points ago

Retirement homes nothing. This duo would have no problems anywhere.

[–]mrhindustan 9 points10 points ago

They'd probably go after the 18-35 demographic. And I don't mean viewership. Those two would probably pound more pussy and redditors would be angry "cuz they be taking our wimminz!"

[–]Karl_Malones_Balls 110 points111 points ago

They could just have "The Bachelor: Bill Clinton Edition." I would watch the fuck out of that.

[–]craycraycrayfish 71 points72 points ago

Hello NBC?

I HAVE THE GREATEST IDEA EVER FOR A SHOW.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 35 points36 points ago

"Perfect! Let's do that! Cancel Community and use their timeslot!"

[–]craycraycrayfish 27 points28 points ago

[–]Epithemus 30 points31 points ago

Bill of Love, coming to VH1

[–]Serai 209 points210 points ago

As first lady?

[–]mangaka-yaidir 637 points638 points ago

Yes, Bill Clinton will be the First Lady if Hillary becomes president.

[–]vincentkun 250 points251 points ago

Heh, I can imagine the faces of other world leaders when they meet with Hillary and they have to leave their wives in a separate room, with Bill Clinton.

[–]rawdog91 27 points28 points ago

Old bill is a snake in the grass, Hillary. Better keep on a short leash... I can see him ruining a couple diplomatic relations lol. Everyone loves bill

[–]Starving_Kids 166 points167 points ago

That would make for a killer Sitcom.

EDIT: I came up with a short description:

Will Ferrell plays the role of Bill Clinton, the gracefully aged former president. Upon his return to the White House, he takes the role of "First Lady" a bit too seriously, adopting a metrosexual lifestyle and rambunctious personality. His cohort, the White House Secretary of Press Jay Carney, is played by Steve Carrell, who is just stupid enough to be a part of Bill's crazy plots to take over the world. The White House Chef would be played by David Koechner, who would use his in-depth knowledge of the White House and access to backdoor in Washington DC (side catering business) to enable their plots. Yvette Nicole Brown would play the role of the Vice President (Hillary would totally select a loudmouthed black lady as VP), who would actually be the sole voice of reason in each episode, catching onto Bill's plans and trying to warn everybody, but nobody believes her until they're comically busted at the end of each episode. Finally, a love interest with Zooey Deschanel, a quirky yet adorable White House tour guide who has started to catch onto Bill's shenanigans.

It would be like a cross between Pinky and the Brain, Anchorman, Two and a Half Men, Oceans 11, and Phineas and Ferb.

[–]free_napalm 58 points59 points ago

Bill Clinton would do apparently gay stuff in the White House, although he is not, in fact, gay.

I just outlined the plot of all episodes.

[–]mastelsa 6 points7 points ago

Someone get an NBC representative on the phone--this guy is onto something.

[–]FenrirIII 383 points384 points ago

Actually, he'll still be "Former President Bill Clinton" as that title would supercede any others.

[–]mangaka-yaidir 546 points547 points ago

In my mind, he will always be the First Lady.

[–]KosherDill 237 points238 points ago

I hope the press then talks about his clothing and how affordable they are from J.Crew. I would also like to know when he gets his hair cut.

[–]Johnny-Canuck 182 points183 points ago

"Former President First Lady Bill Clinton"

[–]TristanTWJ 10 points11 points ago

"Former-Lady, First Bill, President Clinton"

[–]SacredJefe 66 points67 points ago

Imagine the outrageous trends First Lady Bill Clinton would set.

[–]Serai 72 points73 points ago

First Lady Former President Bill Clinton? Also, wouldn't a current title supercede an honorary/former title?

[–]StymieGray 68 points69 points ago

we need to work "Ladies Man" and "Suave" in there somewhere.

[–]MosquitoSenorito 58 points59 points ago

First Ladies President-Man

[–]Zaph0d42 13 points14 points ago

Not if the honorary/former is the highest in office.

[–]swigganicks 8 points9 points ago

I'm not sure, but historically, former presidents that have gone on to serve in other political positions (John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson) were referred to as President. However, Taft, who later became Chief Justice of the Supreme Court 12 years after his presidency, wasn't normally referred to as "Mr. President" like other former presidents.

Don't take my word for it though until I can give sources which I'm currently trying to find...

[–]Brutally-Honest- 32 points33 points ago

Past presidents are still called president. Would his calling then be, President First Lady Bill Clinton?

[–]FenrirIII 76 points77 points ago

We should just drop all the formality and universally refer to him as "Big Willy."

[–]chadpatrick 35 points36 points ago

Actually I think that the title he retains is "Mister President"

[–]FountainsOfFluids 81 points82 points ago

Mr and Mrs President. Sheesh.

[–]AwkwardHyperbola 43 points44 points ago

Talk about a power couple.

[–]flyingnomad 12 points13 points ago

Would make a great movie. Starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

[–]asianwaste 26 points27 points ago

To be honest, while I am not a Hillary fan myself, I would vote for her if Bill promises to do this at least once

[–]fuelvolts 30 points31 points ago

I think it's First Gentleman for men. But like other people said, if it was Bill Clinton, he would be referred to as Former President Clinton.

[–]J_Chargelot 16 points17 points ago

I believe the male equivalent is First Lord, since Lord and Lady are equal but gendered titles.

[–]nixnaxmik 53 points54 points ago

They'd never use the word 'Lord'.

[–]fakedasmile 14 points15 points ago

Lord Clinton.

[–]katilakoski 11 points12 points ago

Whilst that's true, I cant envisage Americans utilising "Lord" as a title. Maybe its because I'm a Brit, but it sounds a bit too feudal and European to me.

[–]Sartro 22 points23 points ago

Not to mention too blasphemous for many Americans. There are already enough who think various politicians are the anti-Christ. The last thing we need is one calling himself Lord.

[–]SirBlah 8 points9 points ago

Play Now, My Lord.

[–]t33po 41 points42 points ago

Most awkward state visits ever.

Sure, My Sarkozy, I'll amuse your wife while you discuss arms reduction.

[–]AndMen87 14 points15 points ago

he's no longer France president, but nice joke.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 528 points529 points ago

Hillary Clinton is awesome by herself, Bill is just an added bonus.

[–]palealepizza 183 points184 points ago

I'm surprised reddit hasn't already started campaigning for her - she's clearly going to run.

[–]Jrodkin 214 points215 points ago

She did just retire from Secretary of State after a bad fall and a stroke - she might be done.

Edit: nevermind, blood clot not stroke.

[–]janejeffrey 199 points200 points ago

She didn't have a stroke. Hilary Clinton suffered from a blood clot in the brain which had yet to cause an issue.

[–]Jrodkin 44 points45 points ago

You're right, my bad.

[–]pyx 6 points7 points ago

I thought a blood clot in the brain was called a stroke. What is the difference? /honestquestion

[–]snugglecakes 70 points71 points ago

Might be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure she's been openly planning to step down from SoS for a while. The fall was unfortunate, but I don't believe it had any bearing on that decision.

[–]Karma_Drug_Dealer 40 points41 points ago

It was known back during the election that she would resign when the second term began. The job is just too damn stressful and very very few ever do it for two terms.

[–]kesin 16 points17 points ago

Oh yeah she told Obama a long time ago that she was done if he got re-elected.

[–]xxpor 6 points7 points ago

And she would be done if he wasn't re-elected too.

[–]palealepizza 76 points77 points ago

it's been the goal she's been building toward for the last decade of her life, no way she's done. the Hil-Dog will return.

[–]beast91j 71 points72 points ago

bill clinton is my spirit animal

[–]hypertown 77 points78 points ago

Seriously, when is the last time George W. Bush made a public appearance? Why hasn't he been asked to comment on anything? Its like he was a robot that malfunctioned, and after his second term they put him in a dark closet like a Furby.

[–]GrillBears 33 points34 points ago

He's a republican and a democrat is president. Clinton wasn't exactly headlining when Bush was in office.

[–]filmfiend999 2 points3 points ago

Not to mention he's probably the least popular living ex-president.

[–]joshemory 8 points9 points ago

The republican party has asked him to stay out of the limelight. They want to distance themselves from him, which is easier to do if he doesn't appear at big events.

[–]b24stmode 35 points36 points ago

The most relatable President!

[–]lookatmykarma 540 points541 points ago

10/10 would vote back into office if it were possible :\

[–]rampantdissonance 352 points353 points ago

We can't vote him back into office, but we can vote him back into the white house

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 178 points179 points ago

You can vote people into houses? Can you vote me into the McMansion down the street? I just need like, five votes, guys.

[–]Epithemus 80 points81 points ago

We can Like people into life saving surgery, of course we can vote people into houses.

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 7 points8 points ago

Then can I count on you to turn out on voting day? Remember, a vote for PretendsToKnowThings is a vote for the status quo, I would know!

[–]JeetRaut 143 points144 points ago

Time to repeal the 22nd amendment, the man needs a 3rd term.

[–]silverence 189 points190 points ago

Kelly Clarkson has put on a few lbs recently, placing her squarely in Bill's wheelhouse.

[–]divisibleby5 50 points51 points ago

I think that;s one of the most endearing things about Clinton. He doesn't mind a thick girl. I always think about Ashton Kutcher's ancedote about meeting Bill Clinton while he and Demi Moore were together. Kutcher said that Clinton 100% ignored him and hog up Demi's attention and was super flirty. Hate the game, not the playa.

[–]silverence 22 points23 points ago

I just think that all the 'Clinton is a chubby-chaser' (direct verbiage from an Family Guy episode) jokes are hilarious, so I made one.

However, I really can't blame Bill for that anecdote. I go WAY out of my way to ignore the fuck out of Ashton Kutcher. Which is easy given his career since That 70's show.

[–]gaydroid 67 points68 points ago

She's actually lost quite a few pounds recently after having put on a lot of weight in 2009/2010.

[–]silverence 38 points39 points ago

She looks it actually. She's very pretty. That wouldn't really have made for as good of a joke tho...

[–]basec0m 37 points38 points ago

"I bet she can make great cheeseburgers"

[–]Stellioskontos 11 points12 points ago

I swear, Bill Clinton should have his own fucking sitcom. Just goofing around and making mistakes. Then everyone would just be like "Oh Bill! You goof!" Then he would just make that awesome face every time.

[–]mrbooze 11 points12 points ago

Biden leans over and whispers "Hey, Bill! Marry, Boff, Kill?"

[–]nixonrichard 72 points73 points ago

"Look at the grip on that one. Damn. She must be a masseuse. I'd better call Al, he'll want a piece of this action too."

[–]tlisia 22 points23 points ago

My thoughts on seeing 'I'd better call Al'.

My brain then offered up Al Capone as an alternative.

Conclusion: Reddit makes way more sense if you're American.

[–]TheRookIsGod 9 points10 points ago

anyone got a mirror?

[–]cyclo 9 points10 points ago

imgur overcapacity, any mirrors?

[–]607LOLZ 183 points184 points ago

[–]LifeIsSufferingBitch 16 points17 points ago

Don't worry, I appreciate you.

[–]sternje 83 points84 points ago

Who is she?

[–]PoisonIvvy 187 points188 points ago

That would be the popstar Kelly Clarkson, she had huge success back in 2004-2006. She isn't as relevant now as she was then but she's still pretty successful. Her best known song is probably Since U Been Gone.

[–]efitz11 89 points90 points ago

I'd say she's still pretty relevant. Her latest single Catch My Breath is #23 on the Billboard Hot 100 and rising. Stronger was released just last year and hit #1 on the Hot 100.

edit: just saw that you wrote "as she was then" which I guess is pretty fair, although, of her 3 #1 songs, 1 was her Idol winning song, and the other 2 were last year and 2009

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 203 points204 points ago

All that, and you failed to mention she was the first American Idol winner in 2002? I would say that's what she is most known for.

[–]Giygas 84 points85 points ago

You can't bring up her American Idol success without mentioning From Justin to Kelly.

[–]wheatfields 21 points22 points ago

Depends if you have ever watched American Idol.

[–]idriveacar 8 points9 points ago

Giggity

[–]bjo3030 21 points22 points ago

Say what you will about Clinton's policies, his philandering is unimpeachable.

[–]AndrewKahle 6 points7 points ago

Classic Bill.

[–]jewboy24 5 points6 points ago

Bill Clinton loves those chubby white girls. He truly was the first black president.

[–]felatiodeltoro 5 points6 points ago

Here's some trivia fun. The bald guy behind the redhead is MLK III.

[–]intangible_mindstuff 11 points12 points ago

"Now that's a cankle!"