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Hits me in the feels every time. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Vlayer 741 points742 points ago

I love it when you re-read it and see all these obvious hints. It makes it even funnier than the first time.

[–]Standard_breaker 306 points307 points ago

I never knew that his girlfriend being prego could be taken literally until now.

[–]danrennt98 219 points220 points ago

prego, saucy, noodle, glassy, jarred, vegetative

[–]D_Steve595 112 points113 points ago

transparent

[–]gnomesane 34 points35 points ago

"obviously not on her period" is brilliantly subtle too

[–]Paper_Champ 18 points19 points ago

how

[–]wannabegt4 46 points47 points ago

Have you ever known a jar of Prego to be on its period?

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 21 points22 points ago

Don't judge me motherfucker!

[–]gnomesane 12 points13 points ago

Not on her period because she's already pregnant, and on second reading because it's a jar of sauce. But the reaction to my comment makes me think it's not as subtle as I thought...

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[–]dawtsie 1 point2 points ago

Pregnancy bleeding and periods are different. The word period comes from the passing of the egg, which is the size of a period. As the egg is already in disposed during pregnancy it's just bleeding.

[–]Youthsonic 27 points28 points ago

It's a masterwork.

[–]Ericarto24 0 points1 point ago

Yea that

[–]klontong 10 points11 points ago

Colorless, transparent.

[–]KeepCalmEatCake 11 points12 points ago

Aw I've never heard of "Prego" sauce so that part was lost on me.

[–]bigolegodtitties 0 points1 point ago

PREGO PREGO PREGO PREGO, PREGO BEATS THE REST!

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 64 points65 points ago

I literally slapped myself re-reading it and seeing "my girlfriend is prego".

[–]reddit111987 18 points19 points ago

My first time re-reading it I was like "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE LIKE THAT!"

[–]Neonorangetaco -1 points0 points ago

ive read it three times and still unsure if ive found all of the hints..

[–]biglawts 236 points237 points ago

I understood the joke from the start because I fuck spaghetti sauce too

[–]lasagna_cock 39 points40 points ago

you have no idea...

[–]Coziestpigeon2 -1 points0 points ago

Relevant. Have an upvote.

[–]dablob23 84 points85 points ago

I understood it from the start because its a repost

[–]klaw7 4 points5 points ago

a rererererepost

[–]TurdFurgis0n 148 points149 points ago

NSFW

[–]Mudcrabs_Beware 61 points62 points ago

Wasn't sure what I was expecting

[–]lasagna_cock 40 points41 points ago

Mom??

[–]djm9545 11 points12 points ago

That would explain your username.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 5 points6 points ago

This thread is just gold for you.

[–]ojohn123 0 points1 point ago

This whole comment section is made for your username. Run free young buck.

[–]extremetickler 10 points11 points ago

What a slut.

[–]hurkadurkh 10 points11 points ago

Basil AND garlic? She gets around.

[–]penpal69 6 points7 points ago

"100% natural"

[–]aarnott50 4 points5 points ago

A natural redhead.

[–]Expensivehamz 3 points4 points ago

That would be so hot spread all over my noodle.

[–]henaye_cochone 1 point2 points ago

Dat garlic

[–]Newsuperstevebros -1 points0 points ago

Oooooh, bbgurl take off dat wrapper.

[–]Katiep28 0 points1 point ago

I need an adult.

[–]alexbbry 85 points86 points ago

pastacopy.

[–]Diplominator 111 points112 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/1gZ7BRm.jpg

[–]dragongirl12 12 points13 points ago

My hero.

[–]btown_brony -3 points-2 points ago

> mfw I realize where I get my punny sense of humor

[–]well_deserved_karma -3 points-2 points ago

what you did there. i smell it.

[–]free4all87 59 points60 points ago

I too can go to /r/4chan and post the top all time pictures here.

[–]SamesDday 26 points27 points ago

DO IT

[–]MusicMagi -1 points0 points ago

You will get karma and nobody will ever know. NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW!!

(Delete this comment so nobody ever knows)

[–]xJDRAGx 38 points39 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/w8fIA.gif

[–]TheAntsKnuckles 1 point2 points ago

Still my favorite feels gif.

[–]ShingamiOfSmarm 14 points15 points ago

"GF is prego" brilliant lead in.

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 26 points27 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Today, OP was not a faggot. 355coms 793pts 2mos funny
Pregnancy 1com -9pts 24dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]JGTHUNDERCOCK 10 points11 points ago

It was also posted on /r/4chan 2 months ago by the guy who wrote it.

Link

[–]_vargas_ 7 points8 points ago

Fun fact: Prego is Italian for "You're welcome."

[–]SpinFan 16 points17 points ago

Or 'well cummed' in this particular case..

[–]Pickledsoul 7 points8 points ago

you can't be prego if you're on the ragu.

[–]nocbl2 13 points14 points ago

Jesus Christ, this has to be one of the most retoasted greentexts.

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

God dammit. I hadn't seen this one before. It kinda had a happy ending.

[–]Dicer22 0 points1 point ago

Jesus this is the best thing I've ever read and I'm an English major.

[–]MiKirky24 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god I almost died... This is fucking brilliant.

[–]lineape 2 points3 points ago

I saw the word 'noodle' early on and from that moment on I was carefully awaiting the spaghetti.

[–]IAm_Raptor_Jesus_AMA 2 points3 points ago

I was totally getting ready to walk the dinosaur by the end of it.

[–]Vinnyb90 3 points4 points ago

Said Raptor Jesus. o.0

[–]IAm_Raptor_Jesus_AMA 1 point2 points ago

I know, I had my claws ready and everything.

[–]richardec 2 points3 points ago

Would have been funnier if he had said, she wasn't on the Ragu

[–]Adamr96 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYVK0LVBpS8

[–]SquirrelOfDeath -1 points0 points ago

Whoever is downvoting everyone, I SALUTE YOU

[–]GenericWhiteGuy2 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she was just on the ragu..

[–]leanna_banana 0 points1 point ago

TROLOLOLOL wow this guy got me. I forgot I was on /r/funny for a minute

[–]dawtsie 0 points1 point ago

Oh my God that was amazing.

[–]Sometimes_Relevant 0 points1 point ago

up vote dis if u crie evertim

[–]griffinjennings 0 points1 point ago

A brilliant reading of this story

[–]mad_maxx17 0 points1 point ago

This might be the stupidest thing I've ever read.

[–]tristan113 0 points1 point ago

Bravo, truly. To take one of the top posts of /r/4chan and post it in /r/funny must have required a tremendous amount of creativity and innovation.

[–]DanielsJacket 0 points1 point ago

I just cried

[–]LeaveMySauce 0 points1 point ago

God dammit

[–]Kaderpy -1 points0 points ago

Haha nice

[–]Qieth 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this picture a few times, but I've never gotten the joke. After a Google search, I get it. Prego is pasta sauce..

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[–]Late_Night_Grumbler 2 points3 points ago

That cat is as surprised that you're doing this as we are.

[–]Slevo -1 points0 points ago

thought it was gonna be disturbing and it ended up being hilarious!!!

[–]Mincono -1 points0 points ago

Ahh hell it got me.

[–]killer2snake -2 points-1 points ago

What is mfw

[–]I_smell_awesome -1 points0 points ago

my face when

[–]killer2snake -1 points0 points ago

Thought it was my fucking wife

[–]Bigdawgbri -4 points-3 points ago

Repost!

[–]Yeah_Ill_Read_That 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYVK0LVBpS8

[–]missmisfit -2 points-1 points ago

can we please stop with "the feels" now? I want to punch my monitor every time I see it.

[–]2Minutes5MinutesAgo 3 points4 points ago

I know that feel.

[–]JamoWRage -4 points-3 points ago

I didn't know we were excavating the internet for ancient posts again.

[–]AppleAtrocity -3 points-2 points ago

But if you put "every time" or "my favorite" in the title that makes it NOT a repost!

[–]schattenteufel -3 points-2 points ago

Prego? he shoulda' had Ragu!

[–]mayo_is_a_instrument -5 points-4 points ago

I understood it to because it's a repost!

[–]mediocre_robot -3 points-2 points ago

Was the Attending Physician in ER Dr.Oetker?

[–]chunky__dolphin -3 points-2 points ago

Ah, the old 4chan switch-a-roo

[–]TheForceiswithus -3 points-2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Today, OP was not a faggot. 355coms 793pts 2mos funny
Pregnancy 1com -9pts 24dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Czar_Castic -5 points-4 points ago

Reposts me in the OP is a fag every nigger.

[–]wildewisdom -5 points-4 points ago

Repost!!!!!

[–]TheBestOut2Day -2 points-1 points ago

Xpost from /r/4chan

[–]GangsterGRooster -1 points0 points ago

i lost it when i realized his girl friend was prego and things got saucy.

[–]jumpijehosaphat -2 points-1 points ago

Shyamalan wishes he thought of this idea. Quick someone hide this from him! This may be his new plot twist!

[–]BuzzsGirlfriendWoof -2 points-1 points ago

God damnit. Did I purge all memory of reading this previously? It got me again!

[–]Falroy -2 points-1 points ago

I finally got what Prego was, and damn that was hilarious.

[–]Agnostalypse -2 points-1 points ago

Was curious to see what came up more when you googled "Prego": the sauce or pregnant women. This was on the first page of results.

[–]TheRealMattBrown -2 points-1 points ago

That was amazing.

[–]Xenokrates -2 points-1 points ago

This post finally made me look up what mfw means....

[–]Stev0osuprem0o -2 points-1 points ago

Never seen this but 10/10 would (and did) read again.

[–]nineteensixtyseven -2 points-1 points ago

I read prego...OK.....then next line with saucy and I was thinking interesting choice of word but okay...then i was just taking it all at face value until the end...but when rereading it I was oh duh!

[–]Amerikanskiy -2 points-1 points ago

That was awesome. I should have seen it coming, but I was taken in completely.

[–]Nage -2 points-1 points ago

ive read this goddam post at least 8 times now and I always start feeling really worried right before the end

[–]mcreeves -2 points-1 points ago

gf is prego

That is fucking brilliant.

[–]tbd_brownside -4 points-3 points ago

Haha rolling around right now. Great work.

[–]Craig133Jones -3 points-2 points ago

This Post...wat

[–]T1b3r1um -3 points-2 points ago

I almost shit my pants after the end

[–]dstowizzle -3 points-2 points ago

How could I not have seen this coming? My old Italian teacher would constantly tell us to remember prego meaning "thank you" by relating it to Prego sauce.

[–]abcdthc -3 points-2 points ago

She's obv not on her period.

Obv.

[–]duck_tales -3 points-2 points ago

evrytim

[–]burntissueslikewoah -3 points-2 points ago

i went from feeling upset to confused to stupid upon realizing that the doctor was not just being a dick

[–]mortalcoils -3 points-2 points ago

"Glassy, jarred look"

[–]KieronLea88 -3 points-2 points ago

Really.. I didnt think this was even remotely amusing :p not due to any personal loss or anything it is just not that funny! Should start raising the bar a bit higher

[–]Bearbelly_ -4 points-3 points ago

This has been reposted so many times...

[–]BarnabusStinsonIV -3 points-2 points ago

Fuckin 4chan, man. The lols of shame are many.

[–]JCOM94 -3 points-2 points ago

Face palmed sooo hard

[–]RogerMcRogerson -2 points-1 points ago

/r/4chan faggot. This is why I don't come to reddit. All you faggots should die in a niggerfire.

[–]Seanbag -5 points-4 points ago

Am I the only one that felt empathy and imagined myself in that situation till the punchline?