Time To Feed My Pet Tiger

r3turn_null · 2013-01-21T14:29:19+00:00

Fight or flight my ass!! My only defense would be to shit myself and hope he hates the smell.

Anathe · 2013-01-21T15:09:02+00:00

TIL: tigers are just as excited as housecats when the can is opened

abcdefghihello · 2013-01-21T15:41:05+00:00

I always thought to myself if I were in a situation where I had to kill a large animal with my bare hands that I would be able to somehow avoid the initial strike, jump on its back and strangle it or gouge its eyes out. I have just confirmed that I truly am a moron.

WarBegun · 2013-01-21T15:10:09+00:00

Source (edited to link to original video - thanks berlinbaer)

OneShinyMudkip · 2013-01-21T14:53:00+00:00

1-Put bowl on neighbors doorstep

2-ring neighbors doorbell

3-???

4-profit

ghostinahumanshape · 2013-01-21T14:57:49+00:00

now i'm afraid of water. there's tigers in there!

RazorMaus · 2013-01-21T13:52:25+00:00

How do people get Tigers as pets in the first place?

eyereport · 2013-01-21T14:58:37+00:00

I like to think of myself as a mentally-disciplined person. I don't panic when I perceive that my life may be in danger. I try to keep a level head, figure out where/how I need to move, and quickly do so without losing my balance or composure.

But when I saw that tiger burst out of the water like an explosion and rocket toward the camera, I just assumed that the person filming was going to either die or be licked to death (assuming the tiger was friendly). He moved so quickly that I don't think I could even comprehend what was happening until it was too late, and even if I could have, he clearly has so much power that even my best efforts would be futile.

I'm feeling a bit humbled right now.

hansolo · 2013-01-21T14:28:20+00:00

I practically shat in my pants watching this.

epto · 2013-01-21T15:46:14+00:00

Same tiger, same owner, better footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=7z8KLlCfzwc

LwrncD1 · 2013-01-21T15:06:21+00:00

RICHARD PARKER

jstafford1138 · 2013-01-21T15:06:52+00:00

Oh nice, another one of those gifs with a vet with a baby TigeOHMOTHEROFGODDEMHEARTSPASMS

GreenerThanYou · 2013-01-21T14:42:32+00:00

Just swimming in da pooooool, just swimming in da pooooool. Wait... what's that!? MEATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZippoS · 2013-01-21T15:00:00+00:00

Heeerre kitty kitty kitt- OH GOD

Namnilb · 2013-01-21T15:30:41+00:00

Cinnamon! No!

C11R6 · 2013-01-21T15:23:40+00:00

Theeeeey'rrrreee great!

CLint_FLicker · 2013-01-21T15:20:35+00:00

Notice how he doesnt drink the water cause its next to his food....

asadisperf · 2013-01-21T15:24:02+00:00

Down Richard Parker! Down!

TronIsMyCat · 2013-01-21T16:08:32+00:00

Sometimes I think it would be cool to own a tiger, but then I realize how my housecat acts and imagine it to be my size. I would have died a long time ago.

Menouille · 2013-01-21T15:21:19+00:00

OH. MY. GOD ! RAMEN ! I FKIN LOVE RAMEN !!

AvraCadavera · 2013-01-21T17:07:08+00:00

Time to change my fucking pants

harrynelson · 2013-01-21T15:06:36+00:00

and change my pants

El_Cabronator · 2013-01-21T15:18:09+00:00

Only Mike Tyson would stand perfectly still while feeding his pet tiger. Everyone else would soil their pantaloons.

chadowikku · 2013-01-21T15:11:12+00:00

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

ambc63 · 2013-01-21T16:00:58+00:00

holy shit, that is terrifying.

Spudymo · 2013-01-21T16:15:47+00:00

That's frightening.

killit · 2013-01-21T16:10:19+00:00

I'd shit my pants if a massive CGI tiger ran at me like that!

mndg · 2013-01-21T15:15:07+00:00

cat drifting just got a whole lot more intense.

TossTheDog · 2013-01-21T15:21:28+00:00

Tigers make great pets... until they eat you

sotrix · 2013-01-21T15:28:22+00:00

It could be the compression and low-resolution but the water splashes look like CGI.

novahkaine · 2013-01-21T15:32:11+00:00

Dropped phone an shit my pants... Mother of god

kylepierce11 · 2013-01-21T15:39:25+00:00

This empties the bowels

smokyexe · 2013-01-21T15:40:52+00:00

Where is the video for this?

bergskey · 2013-01-21T15:42:48+00:00

Never open a can of soup around him. Imagine how mad he will be when he realizes it's not noms

ITZACKRIT · 2013-01-21T15:43:10+00:00

Perhaps you waited a bit too long to feed it.

facelessace · 2013-01-21T15:53:23+00:00

Based solely on my belief that the cat could jump/climb that wall: this video is a phony.

taint3d · 2013-01-21T15:53:37+00:00

Hobbes?

THEsolid85 · 2013-01-21T15:54:42+00:00

Confound it, Rajah!

andbruno · 2013-01-21T15:57:18+00:00

Not scared of movie monsters, video games, internet "spook" videos, ghost stories...

That was some scary shit right there.

setantaslittlehelper · 2013-01-21T16:01:00+00:00

Would in my fuck.

WhatsUpWithTheKnicks · 2013-01-21T16:06:50+00:00

To think that this is not even the fastest the beast can go. He probably just "hopped over" like "yeah, mum put treats on the dining table". Imagine what it looks like if he's in "go get it" mode.

Gacnt · 2013-01-21T16:10:38+00:00

When he blasts out or the pool it's like when they're flying in Dragon Ball Z and they do the speed boost thing and its all PPSHHHH and then they go real fast. Ill just see myself out.

8bitProcessor · 2013-01-21T16:20:18+00:00

Jesus I didn't know tigers where that fast

aaipod · 2013-01-21T16:23:34+00:00

That kind of looked like magnus charging in dota 2 for a sec

jbend · 2013-01-21T16:24:28+00:00

He just can't get enough of those frosted flakes.

CIV_Swish · 2013-01-21T16:26:35+00:00

Man fuck weak ass cats and dogs I want me a tiger or a lion. Might lose a member and all my money in fresh meat but at least they'll be interesting

Jay_Go_Hard · 2013-01-21T16:34:11+00:00

Bricks shat.

Pillagerguy · 2013-01-21T16:37:10+00:00

This is a dumb statement but: Shit tigers are fast.

PostsWhileDrunk · 2013-01-21T16:38:10+00:00

If only you'd have credited the video...

ARCHA1C · 2013-01-21T16:43:17+00:00

I hope tigers don't mind the smell of human feces while they're dining...

jinger89 · 2013-01-21T16:44:01+00:00

The first few seconds after the tiger is out of the water, it looks like a phantom or ghost because of the water spray. Crazy.

hootenatty · 2013-01-21T16:46:43+00:00

Hooooooooly shit, that is terrifying.

sazes · 2013-01-21T16:47:08+00:00

Cool ya know...I didn't have to poop before, but you know what? I do now. Thanks!

smellsmoist · 2013-01-21T16:50:28+00:00

holy shit hes fast

daniel1430 · 2013-01-21T16:53:29+00:00

Floatzel use Aqua Jet!

DarwinsDrinkingBuddy · 2013-01-21T16:57:41+00:00

God-damn, that would make for such an adrenaline rush!

eat-your-corn-syrup · 2013-01-21T17:01:52+00:00

You think it is your friend, son? brings a goat to sacrifice

Riverscr · 2013-01-21T17:03:14+00:00

I always thought tigers in Far Cry 3 were a bit op. After seeing this I think I might be wrong...

obsaxman · 2013-01-21T17:04:08+00:00

Crash Bandicoot Warped Tiger Ride

Sucksauce · 2013-01-21T17:08:36+00:00

Tiger uses Quick Attack!

bafakazz · 2013-01-21T17:13:29+00:00

I believe the bottom line is that if that tiger wanted you dead, you would be dead.

Whyareyoufollowingme · 2013-01-21T17:18:11+00:00

As a guy who plays Far Cry 3, this gif made me tense up.

vertigo1083 · 2013-01-21T17:18:22+00:00

This reminded me of the old White Tiger Zord from Power Rangers, some 20 years ago.

futafan · 2013-01-21T17:19:21+00:00

I wish I was a Tiger...

kungfu_anal · 2013-01-21T17:22:15+00:00

I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.

rathum2323 · 2013-01-21T17:27:30+00:00

bricks were shat.

x_sb · 2013-01-21T17:46:45+00:00

I am amazed how fast that cat is!

ajkelly007 · 2013-01-21T17:57:57+00:00

Cinnamon, No!!!!

peloncito · 2013-01-21T17:59:24+00:00

Okay, that's just terrifying.

Maveee · 2013-01-21T18:00:25+00:00

Does anybody have a video source / background on the gif?

PeteTheBandit · 2013-01-21T18:18:06+00:00

My pants would be full of shit!

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