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[–]kingstrafeiv 39 points40 points ago

It's not a real product.

The earliest posting of this picture was Feb 27, 2006 but does not claim to be the creator of the content.

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[–]Relaxolutionist 3 points4 points ago

I was going to say...this has to be faked. No way this product could pass safety and health regulations.

[–]Callingmar11 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps the target audience should be adjusted.

[–]getreal68 34 points35 points ago

Who sticks a tube up their kids ass?

[–]peckerbrown 23 points24 points ago

Ummm...I hesitate to say this w/out a throwaway, but my youngest son had wicked colic/constipation at a couple months old, and the only thing that helped him 'go' was when we put a lubed Q-tip in his hiney and stimulated the area. We only had to do that a few times, thank Cloacina.
Take that as you will.
Edit: my sweetheart, the nurse, has used a sliver of soap with a youngun in the same manner.

[–]Suppilovahvero 42 points43 points ago

With that username, you really should have used a throwaway.

[–]peckerbrown 10 points11 points ago

That was from his mom.

[–]spongemonster 19 points20 points ago

It was an awkward 16th birthday.

[–]ink_fink 0 points1 point ago

[–]comptechgsr 15 points16 points ago

It makes poopy time fun but cleanup time fucking disgusting!

[–]hurkadurkh 30 points31 points ago

Nah, you just stick it in your dishwasher. Couldn't be easier!

[–]jabanicat 13 points14 points ago

And cover the rest of your dishes in shit! Where do I sign up?

[–]BardenHasACamera 8 points9 points ago

This would not work. The insertion end is thinner than the exit end, meaning no stars would come out, only a thin tube. A thin, painful, tube.

[–]JerkoffJack 3 points4 points ago

came here to say this. maybe i'm just like, cynical or something, but this isn't funny, because it doesn't make any sense, physically.

[–]studentofelves 8 points9 points ago

Someone use this and report back with photos please.

[–]Mamy2237 3 points4 points ago

It wouldn't work. It would come out in tiny sausages instead of stars.

[–]Gengar11 9 points10 points ago

What if you have diarrhea?

[–]flesh_crayon 176 points177 points ago

That's called a "shooting star".

[–]Gengar11 2 points3 points ago

Ah, so you're the guy they foretold about.

[–]threevolve 1 point2 points ago

Made me audibly laugh during a meeting. Thanks for that.

[–]DontPokeThatPlease 6 points7 points ago

You shouldn't be Redditing during a meeting, you should be... Meeting?...things...

[–]threevolve 3 points4 points ago

Have you ever been in a meeting?

[–]seraph77 11 points12 points ago

Ancient:

title comnts points age /r/
WTF? No, Seriously...I'm Asking You, WTF? 18coms 77pts 9mos WTF
Definitely something I need. 16coms 73pts 1yr WTF
POOPY TIME FUN SHAPES 3coms 4pts 1mo WTF
What will your kids poop up? 147coms 606pts 1yr WTF
So I typed poopy party into Google image search... 9coms 29pts 7mos WTF
poop shapes. now for kids! 13coms 15pts 1yr WTF
Poopy time 5coms 2pts 1mo WTF
What will your kids poop up? 13coms -2pts 1mo WTF
where can i order? 0coms 0pts 1mo WTF
Let's poop fun shapes! 4coms 11pts 8mos WTF
got this in my email today 6coms 10pts 9mos funny
"It's about to get Poopy!" 14coms 18pts 1yr pics
Why can't I think of things like this? 8coms 44pts 7mos funny
What the... 18coms 98pts 2mos WTF
It's about to get poopy 5coms 14pts 1yr funny
Simply insert tube into your...WTF?!?! NSFW 8coms 15pts 5mos WTF
Poopy Time :) 24coms 106pts 9mos WTF
Making Bathroom Time Fun Again 21coms 12pts 10mos WTF
Googled "wait what" and was not disappointed. 12coms 24pts 3mos WTF
I.. Uh. Okay. If this makes poopy time more fun, than... yay.. I guess? 8coms 5pts 1mo WTF
Poopy time! 12coms 14pts 11mos WTF
this just came up on my newsfeed.... 85coms 475pts 5mos WTF

[–]RedditTooAddictive 2 points3 points ago

Can someone explain to me how it works ? I have an idea but i'm a bit afraid and i hope i'm wrong..

[–]Maraness 3 points4 points ago

I took it as you stick that up there and away you go.

[–]zoodpy 4 points5 points ago

It doesn't look like it would work :( the entry is too small, the poo would have to some how build up before the star shape to work.

[–]OGIVE 1 point2 points ago

It has an internal baffle.

[–]Snufflesaur 3 points4 points ago

This would never work cause the doo doo doesnt expand after the thin part to fill the shapes.

[–]Wopsie 3 points4 points ago

Enough with the reposts, please.

[–]Bolaris_7923R 2 points3 points ago

I need one with letters so i can write stuff

[–]machei 2 points3 points ago

You've gotta be shitting me.

[–]anthonyvasilios 2 points3 points ago

It says 3+. Don't go sticking this up some 2 year-old's ass you sick fucks.

[–]jabanicat 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure this isn't a real product.

[–]franksonfredson 1 point2 points ago

What about nuts, corn and gristle? I sense a design flaw.

[–]Mandapolitan 0 points1 point ago

The star shaped one is just inhumane! Lol ouchy!

[–]JerkoffJack 1 point2 points ago

you're supposed to stick the other end in your butt.

[–]nicko1031 0 points1 point ago

Obviously fake as well as stupid

[–]tophat8 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered if there was something out there like this when I was a kid. Finally, my dreams have become reality.

[–]dragon6wolf 0 points1 point ago

some sick parent sticks that there kid butthole

[–]canadiahippie 0 points1 point ago

I just realized it wouldn't work anyways... the poo would just come out as the shape of the tube since the actual shapes are larger than the tube.

[–]PatrThom 0 points1 point ago

Why would I get this, when instead I could get The Turd Twister?

[–]dodspringer 0 points1 point ago

lol this is hanging up in my boss' office for like 10 years

[–]sunflower24 0 points1 point ago

Who would want their kids to play with their poop?

[–]jamieleeboy 1 point2 points ago

That really made me say wow WTF!

[–]morganinhd 0 points1 point ago

This is insanity.

[–]suck_my_ballz69 1 point2 points ago

Yup, that's a WTF alright

[–]__sleepy 1 point2 points ago

How would you clean it though ?

[–]Jamesecob -3 points-2 points ago

Seems like it's from a catholic induction kit.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
WTF? No, Seriously...I'm Asking You, WTF? 18coms 77pts 9mos WTF
Definitely something I need. 16coms 73pts 1yr WTF
POOPY TIME FUN SHAPES 3coms 4pts 1mo WTF
What will your kids poop up? 147coms 606pts 1yr WTF
So I typed poopy party into Google image search... 9coms 29pts 7mos WTF
poop shapes. now for kids! 13coms 15pts 1yr WTF
Poopy time 5coms 2pts 1mo WTF
What will your kids poop up? 13coms -2pts 1mo WTF
where can i order? 0coms 0pts 1mo WTF
Let's poop fun shapes! 4coms 11pts 8mos WTF
got this in my email today 6coms 10pts 9mos funny
"It's about to get Poopy!" 14coms 18pts 1yr pics
Why can't I think of things like this? 8coms 44pts 7mos funny
What the... 18coms 98pts 2mos WTF
It's about to get poopy 5coms 14pts 1yr funny
Simply insert tube into your...WTF?!?! NSFW 8coms 15pts 5mos WTF
Poopy Time :) 24coms 106pts 9mos WTF
Making Bathroom Time Fun Again 21coms 12pts 10mos WTF
Googled "wait what" and was not disappointed. 12coms 24pts 3mos WTF
I.. Uh. Okay. If this makes poopy time more fun, than... yay.. I guess? 8coms 5pts 1mo WTF
Poopy time! 12coms 14pts 11mos WTF
this just came up on my newsfeed.... 85coms 475pts 5mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]LaughsAtYourBadJoke 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I saw this post when I first joined reddit like four years ago... Haven't seen it since either. That's about right for a repost. Good deal.

[–]unicornbeans -2 points-1 points ago

this was the biggest WTF i have seen as of yet...and i've seen some shit

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[–]AntiGuy8 6 points7 points ago

Nobody cares