While we're on the "Just a..." vibe, also fuck your "So"'s, fuck your "le" whatevers, whether used ironically or counter-ironically, fucking knock it off. And it's not sexy times, it's sex. Sex. Or fucking. Or making sweet, sweet love down by the fire. Or boning. Or slamming. Or raw dogging. Or humping. Or screwing. Making 5 minutes of squelching noises. Giving the missus a good rogering. Shoving your length in. Riding the bologna pony. Making the beast with two backs. Bumping uglies. "Studying." A million other possibilities. Fucking quit it with the sexy times, you're adults and you should have a bigger pool of vocabulary to draw from.

No, it didn't escalate quickly. Shut the fuck up. Even if it did, you're not adding anything. Fuck right off.

This isn't "Classic slightlystartled!" This is atypical behavior for me. Y'all motherfuckers have simply pushed me too far. I'm a man on the edge, here. I'm trying to debone a cornish business hen like Jacques Pepin, and you're pissing me off. Pretty soon, i'm adding the rustled jimmies thing to my list, I'll give it maybe another month, but I'm putting you fuckers on notice.