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[–]redditnotfacebook 52 points53 points ago

Couldn't even come up with an original title for this repost?

[–]ubomw 8 points9 points ago

It worked only from 1985 to 1998. Then AT&T bought it.

[–]theguywiththebeard 3 points4 points ago

The technology for moving something as large as a human being has only advanced to the distance of about 1.5 mm. However, the energy needed to do this is enormous. It's a wonder that you didn't bring down the power grid while not noticing that you were moving back and forth a tiny distance. Not to mention the fact that we know nothing of the long term effects of teleportation on living cells. You should get checked out by a doctor.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Yet another faggot to my RES faggot list

[–]spaceymacey 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]SPARTAN_6 3 points4 points ago

The original poster said the same exact thing!

[–]arksien 3 points4 points ago

Maybe the Heisenberg compensators were on the fritz again?

[–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU -1 points0 points ago

I am the one who KNOCKS.

[–]mbab349 -1 points0 points ago

Did you put your index fingers and thumbs in those two holes on the sides?

[–]reticent_loam -1 points0 points ago

You obviously do not posses the correct knowledge of applicable Sygaldry needed to activate such arcane artifacts.

[–]khjohnso -1 points0 points ago

You're obviously supposed to go through the manhole.

[–]EDante -1 points0 points ago

I've had a similar problem before. I then came to learn that you cannot make use of one such teleporter if another person is standing on top of the receiving end. Plus, the longer you stand on there, the more chance there is that you are tele-frying the person on the other end. Depending on how long you stood on top of it, there is a chance you tele-fried some poor homeless person to death on the other end, you cruel, selfish bastard!

[–]zygntwin -1 points0 points ago

You don't believe hard enough!

[–]Febrezio1 -1 points0 points ago

Did you try to teleport to lumbridge?

[–]didled 1 point2 points ago

How many times has this been posted? 12?

[–]bashido 1 point2 points ago

repost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burn hiim!

[–]MandyJones 1 point2 points ago

REPOST!!! You used the exact same title too! >:(

[–]erveek 0 points1 point ago

Damned lazy engineers.

[–]skievl23 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]Planejet42 0 points1 point ago

I think we can all agree that this is a repost.

[–]lambdaguy 0 points1 point ago

[–]knellotron 0 points1 point ago

That's the teleport exit, not the entrance. And believe me, you do NOT want to be standing there when someone teleports in. It's not pretty.

[–]smellthyscrote 0 points1 point ago

Holy fucking repost, right down to the title. You might be the laziest reposter I've ever seen.

[–]averagejoe42 2 points3 points ago

That's because all the previous posters used up all the power.

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/Itkz87Q.jpg

[–]Harmswahy 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure you want to go where a manhole teleporter will take you?

[–]undeadgoat -1 points0 points ago

This probably a photoshop because of the pixel.

[–]cutthroattrick 2 points3 points ago

I bet this will make it to the front page.. With the same title it did last time..

[–]Bootleggers -2 points-1 points ago

You're supposed to say "Beam me up, Scott!"

[–]DontPressAltF4 1 point2 points ago

*y

[–]hxcn00b666 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit stop lying! And stop reposting too!

[–]viggetuff -3 points-2 points ago

You're supposed to jump on it, duh