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This picture is beyond words (i.imgur.com)

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[–]NCC987 44 points45 points ago

New York sometime after the 60s, with WW I era biplanes that happen to be British..............

[–]PandoRamma 19 points20 points ago

After 2004. 30 Hudson St in Jersey city is the dead give away.

[–]NCC987 3 points4 points ago

Oh damn, yeah I don't know New York all that well and was just going off some of the buildings. Also the photo itself looks older and it was throwing me off a bit.

[–]Sprocketlord 15 points16 points ago

Dude, there is a fucking huge sloth in the picture. This is hardly meant to be realistic.

[–]sour_candy 8 points9 points ago

fucking instagram.

[–]oalsaker 3 points4 points ago

But you accept the sloth?

[–]NCC987 0 points1 point ago

Well I was thinking King Kong so yeah.

[–]SykoStrat 1 point2 points ago

WARNING: BUTTHOLE BELOW!

[–]Existentialist_Pony 2 points3 points ago

PICTURE OF BUTTHOLE BELOW

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[–]noPENGSinALASKA 10 points11 points ago

The mods better not turn a brown eye to this post!

[–]NCC987 1 point2 points ago

God what happened when I was gone.

[–]Smallishbeans 28 points29 points ago

Lots of people saying it's their phone background, I can go one up.

Edit: Grammar

[–]GrammarWehrmacht 5 points6 points ago

*their

[–]Cordite 142 points143 points ago

A scene from king kong recreated with a sloth instead.

Alright everyone, that simple sentence is FUCKING BEYOND WERDDDSSSS.

[–]Bboyczy 5 points6 points ago

That smug bastard hanging off that building like "yeah I'm on the Empire State Building, watcha gon' do?"

[–]iRawa -1 points0 points ago

Planes? Rape.

[–]Armadillatron 5 points6 points ago

Thank you.

For fucks sake OP.

[–]come_on_seth 9 points10 points ago

I hate you I hate you I hate you more than anything in the woorldddddddd

[–]Deibido1111 1 point2 points ago

You make me touch you for stupid reasons!

[–]rab777hp 1 point2 points ago

Also with British planes...

[–]meantism -1 points0 points ago

Op is a fucking faggot

[–]d20_crit 1 point2 points ago

your mom is a fucking whore

[–]epiphanie13 24 points25 points ago

I knew I recognized this. It is a Sharpshirter (from Bethesda, MD) design... big fan. They sell their wares at the H Street Festival in DC. You can buy a print and support them here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/98590140/slothzilla-sloth-climbing-empire-state

[–]psychoholic 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for posting this link, I just ordered it!

[–]Stabone130 -1 points0 points ago

My brother just bought me a SS shirt - really great quality. I think this imge is their main logo...

[–]norf9 0 points1 point ago

This is a great quote to use out of context.

[–]epiphanie13 0 points1 point ago

Nah... they have tons of prints. This one is a bit on the newer side. The lumberjack or whoever punching the grizzly bear I think was one of their original ones. I'm even signed up for their newsletter, so I see when their new designs come out. :P

[–]tegix62 8 points9 points ago

Someone find or make a 1920x1080. This is good stuff.

[–]shoffing 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/iToRuge.jpg

[–]tegix62 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man.

[–]DeUlti 16 points17 points ago

Kristen Bell and king sloth http://i.imgur.com/OKgAaqR.jpg

Backstory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70

[–]rawrimkat1017 17 points18 points ago

Im printing this out and putting it on my mantle.

[–]bryce901[S] 11 points12 points ago

that's great can you post a picture

[–]Nurfy 0 points1 point ago

I've already got a collection of these at work. It's pretty amazing.

[–]Juliuscesear1990 9 points10 points ago

"we are running out of fuel sir. he is not even at the top"

[–]charlesnoooooo 7 points8 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/9WbAL.gif

[–]benbuzz790 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I can't believe they would want to kill a friendly sloth.

[–]claptonman 2 points3 points ago

/r/sloths

[–]Babisneaux 0 points1 point ago

They will love sloths one day soon, just as we do.

[–]emitt123 0 points1 point ago

It's beautiful!!

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 4 points5 points ago

"Why are we shooting at it? It hasn't even attacked us yet."

No Frank... but what about your children, and your children's children? What will they do when it finally raises it's arm to attack. They will only have two more generations before something gets damaged. It has to end now.

"Honestly Bob I thought this was statue."

(Line gun)

[–]Platypoctopus 4 points5 points ago

Finally found a good wallpaper for my phone.

[–]FMM08 1 point2 points ago

It's my phone's wallpaper now too.

[–]Not_impressed123 1 point2 points ago

Thats exactly what I thought when I saw it!!!! Dang it I thought I'd be the only one!

[–]bryce901[S] -2 points-1 points ago

it's too great to pass up

[–]sindustrial777 0 points1 point ago

Aw yeah

[–]suttin 1 point2 points ago

Awwwwe yissssss http://www.imgur.com/bWHS19j.jpeg

[–]Mad_Physicist 0 points1 point ago

That's a sloth on a building.

Checkmate.

[–]real_nice_guy -2 points-1 points ago

captain level: obvious.

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

Did you know sloths only come down from their trees to poop?

[–]TheSlothGeneral 0 points1 point ago

This only happens once per week leaving them vulnerable. People don't know why they do this since it is so dangerous.

[–]real_nice_guy 0 points1 point ago

you both just quoted the Animal Planet youtube video about them pooping so there's a source.

[–]TheSlothGeneral 1 point2 points ago

I actually don't know where I got that information, I have just accumulated a large number of facts about sloths.

[–]real_nice_guy 0 points1 point ago

ah, well you said it almost word for word from the video :P anyways, carry on Sloth General.

[–]TheSlothGeneral 1 point2 points ago

Will do. Thanks for being a real nice guy about everything.

[–]PandoRamma -1 points0 points ago

much scarier than a gorilla.

[–]Qweniden -1 points0 points ago

I can think of a word: sily

[–]Squishie -1 points0 points ago

It took the sloth a month to climb the building.

[–]dukentre -1 points0 points ago

He's coming to the party?!

[–]seanheartmovies -1 points0 points ago

Someone should send this to Kristen Bell

[–]paullywaully -1 points0 points ago

sloth attack!

[–]KrackDC -1 points0 points ago

Give credit to the company http://www.sharpshirter.com

[–]yarnayr -1 points0 points ago

This is Beyond Thunder Dormant.

[–]Behemothgears -1 points0 points ago

what you don't see is his dick completely obliterating the office space on the 53rd floor

[–]cacawate -1 points0 points ago

Can I get some sunglasses on this guy?

[–]Afrothunder1115 -1 points0 points ago

On my dorm room door we have a sloth picture of the month and this is whats up there right now. I love this fucking picture.

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam -1 points0 points ago

Came expecting Snorlax. Did not get Snorlax.

[–]BoomBoomSpaceRocket -1 points0 points ago

The more sloths I see on the internet, the more I've been entertaining the idea of owning a pet sloth. I have a name picked out already.

[–]Stewiecasserole -1 points0 points ago

The remake will be at least a week long.

[–]RedWingsDCB -1 points0 points ago

Uhhh I want this hanging above my mantle

[–]listyraesder -1 points0 points ago

What are the RAF doing in New York???

[–]CleverU5ERNAME -1 points0 points ago

those planes are piloted by redditors that are trying to take cute pictures

[–]pirategreg -1 points0 points ago

well, it's now my wallpaper

[–]KingAgrian -1 points0 points ago

What's Jeff Bridges doing on the empire state building?

[–]IAmAtomato -1 points0 points ago

(C:)

[–]Carbsv2 -1 points0 points ago

It's... Beautiful...

[–]hubtow 0 points1 point ago

So, you got a giant sloth problem?

[–]FastDemise 0 points1 point ago

The perfect background to my desktop.

[–]Iamadinocopter 0 points1 point ago

lame and stupid encompasses it well.

[–]Oed0 0 points1 point ago

This foe is beyond any of you!

[–]Sillaroo 0 points1 point ago

After lurking for a year, I created an account just to upvote this.

[–]wteaocb 0 points1 point ago

This really happened.

[–]xwxaxsx 1 point2 points ago

My new Nexus 7 background

http://www.imgur.com/jPTy03r.jpeg

[–]TheKarl 0 points1 point ago

you will probably like these too! karlstuff.tumblr.com

[–]TheKarl 0 points1 point ago

you will probably like these too! karlstuff.tumblr.com

[–]ScreamingAloudInside 0 points1 point ago

The exciting climax of Slothless in Seattle.

[–]stesch 0 points1 point ago

You have won the Internet. This is the best picture I have ever seen.

[–]mapkinase 0 points1 point ago

Whoever thought the 2005 movie was too long, prepare for a surprise.

[–]CdrVimes 0 points1 point ago

Why is the RAF there?

[–]Pertanator 0 points1 point ago

What's Oprah doing on the side of that building.

[–]5nakedoc 0 points1 point ago

Beyond crap you mean?

[–]Pornobalken 0 points1 point ago

Welcome new screen saver!

[–]Cosmonaught_D 0 points1 point ago

The title disprove's itself.

[–]bcrout 0 points1 point ago

Who cares found my new desktop

[–]rud1ey -1 points0 points ago

1440x900 wallpaper with a frame, guys.

[–]jamix101 0 points1 point ago

Did you know that when sloths are climbing, they sometimes mistake their own arm for a branch. They grab it and fall to their death

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

Look at the adorable monster.

[–]theamazingadam 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the new wall paper

[–]Ben_zyl 0 points1 point ago

Why Avro 504's, an odd choice indeed although the rest of it strange as well so why not.

[–]bob___dull -1 points0 points ago

I disagree. I could probably come up with a few relevant words. A giant sloth is hanging on a skyscraper and some planes are flying around him.

[–]Detective_Dinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the new desktop

[–]holla_snackbar 0 points1 point ago

Evidently, the world slowed the fuck down.

[–]AustinFound 0 points1 point ago

(⊙ω⊙)

[–]PocketGrok 0 points1 point ago

No it isn't: King Sloth

[–]WarPhalange 2 points3 points ago

No it's not.

[–]cjsampon -1 points0 points ago

Currently my phone's wallpaper.

[–]BrainyChipmunk -1 points0 points ago

'twas beauty that killed the beast.

[–]orniver 2 points3 points ago

There's a gaping plot hole that nobody seems to have noticed. For a sloth to reach that height, it must have started climbing before the tower was built.

[–]ShotgunPanda -1 points0 points ago

That tower was built for him to hold

[–]kingbadger 1 point2 points ago

Brittish RAF planes in NY? wtf?

[–]VickiiPearls -1 points0 points ago

My friend has this on a shirt her sister got from Asia. Pretty epic.

[–]CornFedHonky 1 point2 points ago

Don't show Kristen Bell.

[–]JTorrent -2 points-1 points ago

Wallpaper Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]JuanRepublic -1 points0 points ago

Also try /r/sloth

[–]SlothOfDoom -1 points0 points ago

I counter with /r/slothporn

[–]Petarat -3 points-2 points ago

Heres the original, bro

Its right here;) dont you trust me?

[–]sirRiathamus 0 points1 point ago

Wording a hyperlink as "Its right here;) dont you trust me?" makes me hesitant.

[–]Petarat -2 points-1 points ago

but it also makes you curious, huh?

[–]MrRageComics -3 points-2 points ago

FUCKING.REPOST.

[–]drinkableyogurt -4 points-3 points ago

thanks for the new lock screen image

[–]bryce901[S] -3 points-2 points ago

No problem!

[–]Wynner3 -1 points0 points ago

I want this as a poster to frame and hang on my wall.

[–]Zankman 0 points1 point ago

This is, like, the anti-jimmy rustler.

[–]omgsus 0 points1 point ago

It's good to know that Instagram exists in this alternate reality.

[–]oswaldcopperpot 0 points1 point ago

There's no way those bi-planes should be that big.

[–]foundation_G -2 points-1 points ago

thanks for the new phone wallpaper

[–]sour_candy 0 points1 point ago

it's a modern day photograph of the empire state building instagrammed and photoshopped with a sloth and biplanes.

you see that biplane with the black smoke billowing out? right under it is the Goldman Sachs Tower in jersey city, built in 2003

[–]Dodger_nzl 0 points1 point ago

that smoke chop on the left-hand plane is making me twitch....

[–]glassy125 -2 points-1 points ago

Enjoying my new wallpaper thank you

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

It's not really beyond words. Look at all the words in these comments.

[–]soysuperbad -2 points-1 points ago

Simply beautiful.

[–]pzPat -2 points-1 points ago

I think I need to start a proper collection of sloth photoshops. The space sloth is by far my favorite picture in the whole wide world and this is awesome also.

Anyone got more for me?

[–]kirespark -2 points-1 points ago

And they said being lazy would get me nowhere!

[–]morganbm123 -2 points-1 points ago

And that would be why I have a poster of it hanging in my dorm room

[–]SomeWeirdDude 0 points1 point ago

And now this is my lock screen image

[–]theamazingadam 0 points1 point ago

Me too!

[–]save_ferris_bueller -3 points-2 points ago

It's so beautiful...I can't even..

[–]Akhaian -2 points-1 points ago

This is totally slothsome!

[–]SlothOfDoom -3 points-2 points ago

Those planes are so fucking dead...after his nap.

[–]badbutt21 -2 points-1 points ago

I saw that you posted this on both funny and pics

[–]Serrated_Banana -3 points-2 points ago

I have this picture printed and framed and hanging on my bathroom wall.

*Debbie Downers up in here.

[–]darykyu009 -3 points-2 points ago

pleas make this a wallpaper.

[–]musicmaj -3 points-2 points ago

I gave my twin sister this as a poster for Christmas.

[–]bry25 -3 points-2 points ago

Where do I buy!?

[–]sheaheyhey -3 points-2 points ago

I absolutely love this

[–]The_Dolphin_Uprising -3 points-2 points ago

"well, the planes got him" "no, twas lethargy that killed the beast."

[–]Tinman615 -3 points-2 points ago

I need this framed in my house.

[–]Carib0u -3 points-2 points ago

In other news I just found a new wallpaper for my phone.

[–]itsallbeendone -3 points-2 points ago

I have that as my iPhone case. It was free. My boyfriend runs marketing and social media for Sharpshirter.com

[–]augold123 -2 points-1 points ago

My reddit secret santa sent me a poster of this!!!

[–]treo700P -1 points0 points ago

Nice! My friend has this framed in his living room. Love this print.

[–]A1guy02 -3 points-2 points ago

This will be what I use to describe reddit to friends from now on

[–]jethroboom -1 points0 points ago

And a high enough resolution for a print?!? Sweet

[–]Sliyaroh -3 points-2 points ago

Totally legit!

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[–]jmedigital -3 points-2 points ago

This needs to be a poster NOW!

[–]footballmovie -4 points-3 points ago

This is my phone case!

[–]Beta_UserName -4 points-3 points ago

Should be blimps...

[–]laitma -1 points0 points ago

Actually, I'm disappointed they aren't harpie eagles

[–]Sauce25 -3 points-2 points ago

Legit made me smile!