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Yeah, that's pretty accurate. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]sometimesireddit 72 points73 points ago

Does anyone really say, "I'll be home in 5 minutes"?

[–]StanimaJack 114 points115 points ago

"I'm leaving in 5 minutes" sounds much more accurate.

[–]willowpje 31 points32 points ago

Someone who lives above a bar, perhaps?

[–]Thunder_Cats 8 points9 points ago

MacLaren's Pub?

[–]RichWPX 7 points8 points ago

Ted Shmosbie

[–]runsoutofspace 1 point2 points ago

Not anymore.

[–]RichWPX 0 points1 point ago

Spoilers, amirite? Na, I actually did know this and just forgot... good point.

[–]Helium_ninja 2 points3 points ago

"We're just finishing up these beers"

[–]tha_dood 1 point2 points ago

No. No one does that.

[–]GlenCoco511 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]Mit_Romney 101 points102 points ago

Not sure if the person in blue is a boy or girl.

[–]whoratio-sanz 48 points49 points ago

...The artist's way of portraying that friend we all love to hate. Everyone has one of those.

[–]likwitsnake 43 points44 points ago

Brian.

[–]prof_herp_derp 40 points41 points ago

Karen

[–]nopokejoke 53 points54 points ago

Me...

[–]Son_Of_Gallifrey 20 points21 points ago

Aw....

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

^The Master

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 5 points6 points ago

With the arrow and your username, I read that as The Mater Tickled Penis.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

The penis is my upvote.

[–]Boarder8350 4 points5 points ago

Fuckin Brian is here.

[–]DJBJ 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]mattsprofile 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is a Dane Cook reference

Edit: didn't see it before, but the Karen one is, also.

[–]cazlewn156 -1 points0 points ago

My name is Brian and I'm the friend that everyone loves to hate. This made me sad :(

[–]whoratio-sanz 0 points1 point ago

It's ok, we like you or we wouldn't call you or answer your calls. You just talk too loud.

[–]kyzfrintin 2 points3 points ago

I don't get what you mean.

[–]dreaganyouth 3 points4 points ago

How is a person's sex being ambiguous based on their appearance in the picture make it a representation of that friend we all love to hate? Are you saying something else?

[–]surfkaboom 2 points3 points ago

Michael Jackson

[–]Lawlosaurus 1 point2 points ago

Susan

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 1 point2 points ago

Where is /u/SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH when you need him(her)?

[–]WhiteAsCanBe 1 point2 points ago

Meg

[–]Tashre 4 points5 points ago

Smeagol.

[–]heracleides 2 points3 points ago

A young Liu Kang.

[–]anusface 1 point2 points ago

The person in blue is clearly played by Andy Serkis.

[–]DennisRader 1 point2 points ago

Does it matter?

[–]Mikeal912 0 points1 point ago

Is orochimaru.

[–]manbrasucks 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

[–]ZapdosThunderbird 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Smeagol. come to me my sweet. My precious

[–]another_old_fart 0 points1 point ago

That's Shawn.

[–]Honeyblade 1 point2 points ago

I think it's two guys hanging out with their best lesbian pal.

[–]EducatedHippy -3 points-2 points ago

Came here to say this...

[–]ElKaBongX -1 points0 points ago

is Skrillex

[–]Jib96 3 points4 points ago

Actually is dolan

[–]fullboneralchemist 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Steve Buscemi.

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[–]SituationallyUnaware 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, I wouldn't have thought that was offensive until you said it yourself. Queer is an accepted term, hence LGTBQ. Though some people consider the Q stands for "questioning".

[–]YourSexLife 33 points34 points ago

Makeup makes you look better. Drinking makes others look better... Its a win-win for everyone

[–]Subaquanaut 23 points24 points ago

Is the same as I'll stop next turn in Civ.

[–]darkdasky 12 points13 points ago

:CHOOSE YOUR PRODUCTION: Dang it!

[–]Subaquanaut 10 points11 points ago

Research done next turn... Might as well play all night now...

[–]ryumast3r 1 point2 points ago

So many wasted hours saying "Just one more turn guys, I swear."

[–]leahyrain 0 points1 point ago

Oh my new tech finishes in 4 turns il play till then. Ok now my world wonder in 4 turns bbetter just to keep playing until its done. Okay only 6 turns till new tech. WTF Alexander you declared war... ok its morning now...

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 21 points22 points ago

Men are like this, women are like that.

[–]TheWac0Kid 18 points19 points ago

We don't stop for directions! Look how funny I am everybody! Airplane food - WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?!? Redneck joke! Joke targeted at an all black audience!

I'M MOTHAFUCKIN HILLARIOUS.

[–]ryumast3r 2 points3 points ago

First class airplane food is pretty fantastic, apparently. They even have private chefs who come up with the ideas.

Don't let that stop the joke though, because coach food is terrible.

[–]Sybarith 2 points3 points ago

Keep in mind that it's scientifically proven that food tastes worse at higher altitudes.

[–]helium_farts 30 points31 points ago

Yay gender stereotypes!

[–]TheWac0Kid 1 point2 points ago

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD!?!?

[–]zolaesque 18 points19 points ago

so basically, a girl in a corset arranging pink flowers has the same time management skills as a bunch of gay guys drinking beers on a patio in front of a cathedral? seems plausible but not sure how relevant this is to most people...

[–]sasg000ch 0 points1 point ago

You'd be surprised.

[–]babynuts 3 points4 points ago

Im guilty of both of these 😁

[–]jaaykidd 1 point2 points ago

Sad thing is, My SO and I are the complete opposites on this one. She's a big drinker and I'm really vain.

[–]Jokesnjokesnjokes 5 points6 points ago

Only difference is the second one unleashes an unholy fury. If you even hint at being displeased at the first one, it unleashes an unholy fury.

[–]TheCaptain88 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but we're already at the bar.

[–]asldkfououhe 3 points4 points ago

haha women. am i right guys. women and their makeup

[–]knightofmars 7 points8 points ago

Haha men. Am I right ladies? Men and their beer.

[–]Cunnilinctus 1 point2 points ago

God, just fuck and get it over with.

[–]kungfu_anal 1 point2 points ago

Unless you're a guy with no friends other than the Mrs.

[–]Wilderbeest 1 point2 points ago

HAHA, WOMEN ARE STUPID AND MEN LOVE BEER. Fuck off.

[–]Coomzorz 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure the guy in blue is about to spill his beer.

[–]avery51 1 point2 points ago

Who can get away in 5 minutes when you're friends with Michael Jackson?

[–]EdgarAllenPoeish 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough.

[–]CRIZZLEC_ECHO 0 points1 point ago

Sweet sweet revenge either way I say.

[–]maximellen 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]rpetersen29 0 points1 point ago

Reddit. This is a repost.

[–]doodlebug25 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the artist modeled the dude in the lime green shirt (center) after Rob Lowe.

[–]AnalKidFucker -1 points0 points ago

hahaha those women with their le make up right

[–]L1zz0 1 point2 points ago

This is so old...

[–]EdenSummer 0 points1 point ago

... and exactly the same as "just 5 more minutes" on a mmo or video game

[–]another_old_fart -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, except that her 5 mins produces better results.

[–]TMIguy 0 points1 point ago

..."There's only 5 minutes left in the game."

[–]Madane 0 points1 point ago

When we say we will be back in 5 min or 10 or what ever we are actually doing something.... We are trying to get you to go to a place on time only reason you want us home cause you guys are too scared to go to bed by your self

[–]cameldance -2 points-1 points ago

aaand sexism

[–]sasnfbi1234 1 point2 points ago

more like gender roles.

[–]CULatte -2 points-1 points ago

I must have missed the part where you said something different from /u/cameldance

[–]sasnfbi1234 1 point2 points ago

Sexism is the act of discriminating based on one's sex or gender.

Gender roles or norms are activities or roles associated with one gender in a given culture.

[–]CULatte -2 points-1 points ago

I'm aware that they have different words used to define them, but the act of identifying gender roles is often tantamount to sexism.

[–]MrDoe 1 point2 points ago

We're drunk. What's your excuse?

[–]nocturne181 0 points1 point ago

Trying to look good for men apparently?

[–]zipko 1 point2 points ago

We've got that covered too, it's what the beer's for.

[–]LilyLabret 0 points1 point ago

As a female this makes me sad :(

[–]edavis98 4 points5 points ago

...why?

[–]LilyLabret 3 points4 points ago

It makes presumptions.

[–]aralex 1 point2 points ago

It does for both sides though.

[–]RoboTroy 0 points1 point ago

so really it should just make everyone feel sad. I know I do.

[–]turdburglersc 2 points3 points ago

it isnt if you arent a douchebag

[–]ValleyForge 1 point2 points ago

Eh, when my girlfriend says 5 minutes, she means 5 minutes. But yes, I know people that cannot estimate time. They are not my friends.

[–]proto_sidle -4 points-3 points ago

The difference is she's prettying herself up for him during her "5 mins" while he is actively neglecting her during his.

[–]draxor_666 -1 points0 points ago

The thing is the whole "ill be home in 5 minutes" applies to both genders. Whereas the "ill be ready in 5 minutes" is still just women.

I hate to generalize, but in my 26 years of life it has seemed that the "women having shitty time management" is a constant of the universe.

/generalization

[–]Rab_Legend -3 points-2 points ago

*I'll save in five minutes

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[–]Rainb0wcrash99 4 points5 points ago

No

[–]skotty99 -2 points-1 points ago

Also: "I'll get of reddit in 5 minutes."

[–]lightyourfire 4 points5 points ago

Off* :3

[–]leahyrain 1 point2 points ago

:0<===3

:0==3

:0=3

:3

[–]lightyourfire 0 points1 point ago

Never thought of it that way.

I use that 'face' when I say things that could be taken in a non-joking way to try to make it more obvious I'm not being serious.

[–]montyy123 1 point2 points ago

I think it looks kind of like a walrus: :3=

[–]lightyourfire 0 points1 point ago

That too :D

[–]UnDakotable 0 points1 point ago

I'll pretend I've never seen this before.

[–]Turkeytron -2 points-1 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]mynewsonjeffery -2 points-1 points ago

The difference is I don't intend on leaving in five minutes when I say it