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I ran naked with your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos! (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by lisaawesomesauce

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[–]MonarKay 2 points3 points ago

I ate the Kool-Aid Man because I love marijuana.

I always knew there was something fishy about that stuff.

[–]DeltaNine702 2 points3 points ago

i smoked a bag of weed because i love to snort cocaine...

okay then

[–]motorhead327 1 point2 points ago

i ran naked with homer because i've got abs

[–]tiffanieestarr 2 points3 points ago

I needed a golf ball because I'm good in bed.

Um....I can explain this one....

[–]lisaawesomesauce[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha

[–]midn1te 0 points1 point ago

I ate a toothbrush because I'm a pimp

[–]Mikayla1219 0 points1 point ago

I slept with a horse because I have double D's

[–]gidgouws 0 points1 point ago

i cuddled with a homo beacuse im sexy like that.... Wow.. um as a straight guy im rather uneasy now

[–]lisaawesomesauce[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha oh man this is a fun post :)

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

You there, our birthdays are less than a month apart and were wearing the same color shirt

[–]Hopslam42 0 points1 point ago

I ate a Easter egg because I'm sexy like that... That sounds about right .

[–]ThirstyBeaver44 0 points1 point ago

Goin' cold turkey...

I shot a bag of weed because I love marijuana.

[–]goldenharmonica 0 points1 point ago

I smoked with my lover because I have a noodle in my nose.

[–]frmlykwnas 0 points1 point ago

Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this was Facebook.

[–]lisaawesomesauce[S] 0 points1 point ago

I never understand why it matters so much where you post pics of what on which website? 99 percent of things on reddit you see on facebook too and Facebook people don't say "oh I didn't realize this was reddit" it's a free country man, lighten up a touch :)