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"Who likes short shorts?" or "Gawd, you just don't get me son! Leave me alone!" (i.imgur.com)

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[–]MyDogsNameIsCarl 198 points199 points ago

Is that emo Rob from yesterday?

[–]SugarCoatedThumbtack[S] 110 points111 points ago

yes, OP's was deleted because the plate was showing. They didn't repost it so I thought I should.

[–]Rising_Phenix 70 points71 points ago

That is why I register my cars to a PO Box. Also, I avoid photos of me standing next to them in short shorts.

[–]duckman273 16 points17 points ago

But you do wear short shorts don't you? I do.

[–]irish711 9 points10 points ago

Who wears short shorts?

[–]duckman273 6 points7 points ago

I"m going to stop this right now, we are not "signing" that song.

[–]Capitan_Amazing 14 points15 points ago

You spelled "singing" wrong.

[–]NandosLand 23 points24 points ago

He means he doesn't want a record deal

[–]duckman273 8 points9 points ago

Someone understands me.

[–]NandosLand 4 points5 points ago

Gotcha babe.

[–]irish711 5 points6 points ago

I really enjoyed your show.

[–]marvelgirl 1 point2 points ago

Never nudes.

[–]livejamie 1 point2 points ago

Easier said than done

[–]Biosfear -1 points0 points ago

almost had coffee come out my nose lol

[–]CashMoneyChina 0 points1 point ago

What does registering your car to a PO Box do exactly? Just curious.

[–]Nico17 89 points90 points ago

AMA Request: EMO Rob

[–]CashMoneyChina -1 points0 points ago

LMAO

Thank you for showing me this character, and taking me on an epic 1 hour journey of hilarity.

[–]badwolfx 132 points133 points ago

He looks like the kinda guy you would meet at a church concert

[–]southernbelle420504 45 points46 points ago

A former youth group leader. This is such a painful picture.

[–]Ultima22 78 points79 points ago

"Rock on, kids!"

"Rock on, Pastor Dave."

[–]dedtigers 20 points21 points ago

PRAISE HIM!

[–]southernbelle420504 8 points9 points ago

Memories are just flooding back.

[–]thisguy012 4 points5 points ago

Tell me more please.

[–]seacookie89 1 point2 points ago

That's funny, I actually did used to have a youth pastor named Dave... ಠ_ಠ

[–]HosakaTyrellCorp 0 points1 point ago

ama?

[–]EdgHG 15 points16 points ago

He's emo and ready for a day at the beach.

[–]armauld 7 points8 points ago

He's like the Fonz wearing a leather jacket to the beach. That's the episode he jumped the shark...

[–]Kanels 59 points60 points ago

Ford fiesta. Short shorts. Hair. Id say statistically, thats a girl.

[–]Biosfear 12 points13 points ago

no that's a paddlin'.

[–]Fo_Drizzle 46 points47 points ago

Nevernude.

[–]SirCottingham 9 points10 points ago

There are literally dozens of us!

[–]inthemooorning 3 points4 points ago

Dozens!

[–]french_toste 9 points10 points ago

much better

[–]Leetzers 3 points4 points ago

Now he's ready for that interview!

[–]lavacat 7 points8 points ago

Snape's got legs and he knows how to use them.

[–]stevieboy100 11 points12 points ago

Little Nicky was enjoying life

[–]craigspoop 29 points30 points ago

I, too, have a black 2011 Ford Fiesta. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sobbing.gif

[–]i_done_goof 15 points16 points ago

It's ok, I love the fiesta. I know plenty of male fashionistas who wear drive them.

[–]Mooseyxhmx 13 points14 points ago

Your car has a big butt.

[–]craigspoop 17 points18 points ago

OMG SON GET OVER IT

[–]ThrowawaySkrillex 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD BECKY

[–]DiarrheaGuzzler 6 points7 points ago

What's wrong with that? I'd love to have one. Nice looking for a small car, small, cheap. Seems good all around. Only thing I don't really like is the 1992 looking seat fabric.

[–]craigspoop 9 points10 points ago

It's actually a great car. Really cheap, great mileage, and super reliable (knock on wood). I just catch a lot of flak from my friends because it isn't super manly. All good fun. I love my "Carzard".

[–]DiarrheaGuzzler 3 points4 points ago

I've driven large, 'manly' cars... fuck parking them, fuck their gas mileage.

Ideally I'd have something like a Focus or a Fit(Jazz), and then some sort of old weekend beast with a carburetor and vinyl seats.

[–]craigspoop 8 points9 points ago

Parallel parking in a Fiesta is possible just about anywhere. Dat turning radius. You are a wise man, DiarrheaGuzzler.

[–]4Vesta 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure what makes a car manly, or why that would even matter, but the Fiesta gets a lot of praise in /r/cars, where I'm assuming people know what they're talking about. There's a sport version coming later this year as well which is looking pretty cool.

[–]jessers25 1 point2 points ago

I have a silver one! High five, friend.

[–]craigspoop 0 points1 point ago

My Fiesta-bro

[–]imnotracist_nigrah 1 point2 points ago

hey, man.. how'd that homeless couple or whatever that was living next to your car work out?

[–]jessers25 1 point2 points ago

it was just one person as far as i know - but i'm not sure! i dropped off a few gift cards and hand warmers along with a short note about hoping they stay warm and don't take offense but i wanted to help. they stayed another week or two with no reply (but it was anonymous, so i didn't expect it), then they didn't show up anymore. i still think about them when i pull into my spot - i hope they're doing well. thanks for asking. :) fun to know i was RES tagged!

[–]imnotracist_nigrah 0 points1 point ago

haha that's cool to hear. i remember reading your story a while back and wasn't sure if you ever did an update on it or not.. but yup! i had you tagged as "guy who tried to help out homeless people parked next to him".. lol cool to know though!

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[–]imnotracist_nigrah 1 point2 points ago

awh haha yeah, looking at your username now it kinda does make sense lol and yeah.. i'm sure it helped out a little bit at least, and sure they appreciated it!

[–]Platypus_Party 4 points5 points ago

Fuckin' emo Rob.

[–]cheetah__heels 13 points14 points ago

Mmmm

[–]Fanzellino 4 points5 points ago

Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

[–]LeftoNhahe 12 points13 points ago

Thats this guy, right?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/emo-dad

hard to tell with all the hair in his face, but I doubt there are many 40+ guys who look like that.

[–]Klitch26 27 points28 points ago

No. This proves there are at least two 40+ guys who look like that.

[–]homelandsecurity__ 20 points21 points ago

There was a guy who looked just like this one who used to go to a local venue all the highschool kids went to back in the scene days. I'm determined its the same guy. He used to stand around wearing fishnet shirts and short shorts and slip on vans just like those. He never talked to anyone, was always alone, just staring emo-ly at whatever shitty band was screaming on stage. I'm so glad that place shut down.

[–]BDaught 14 points15 points ago

And then after the shows.

[–]homelandsecurity__ 9 points10 points ago

He had to find a new way to express himself, man. Leave him alone he's a tortured soul

[–]Mitz510 12 points13 points ago

Nah, he's just going through a phase. He will eventually grow out of it.

[–]awkwardsheepskins 1 point2 points ago

I saw him in a youtube video utterly shedding the guitar. I think he even played 2 at once. I don't feel like looking for it now.

[–]razz0rt 3 points4 points ago

I assume you're thinking of Michael Angelo Batio, which is hilarious because they do have similar hairstyles.

[–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

Which keywords did you use to look him up? You got me curious.

[–]mark10579 1 point2 points ago

They look really similar

[–]CashMoneyChina -1 points0 points ago

LMAO

Thank you for showing me this character, and taking me on an epic 1 hour journey of hilarity

[–]ji11 10 points11 points ago

It's very satisfying knowing that I've unleashed Emo Rob upon the internet.

[–]skeeterou 4 points5 points ago

It's not like someone would go on the internet and tell lies, so what the fuck is his story?

[–]ji11 1 point2 points ago

He likes to dress emo and hang out with teenagers.. that's all I know!

[–]IoSonoPlutus 1 point2 points ago

What an interesting character.

[–]Kari97526 3 points4 points ago

It's nice to know that no matter how much you think you embarrass your kids, you couldn't possibly be as bad as this guy

[–]DTPB 2 points3 points ago

I swear I saw this guy years ago at South By So What in Plano, Texas. I was really high though...

[–]ji11 1 point2 points ago

You probably did.

[–]heymo 6 points7 points ago

Is he pregnant?

[–]revolvingdoor 7 points8 points ago

I would assume beer is responsible for those wonderful curves. Probably PBR.

[–]joshemory 5 points6 points ago

Well, you can't drown your bad life decisions with orange juice.

[–]Pharien 2 points3 points ago

Nope, just more bad decisions, like PBR.

[–]mjolle 2 points3 points ago

I had PBR once this christmas. I'm Swedish, so it's not very well known or popular here (oh, hipsterish) but can be bought at the store (which is state owned and regulated btw).

Anyhow, it was the worst piss I've ever tasted. It was like drinking a glass of carbonated water which someone had spilt some beer into. NEVER AGAIN.

[–]Clocktease 0 points1 point ago

Yet you still finished it.

[–]mjolle 0 points1 point ago

Had to see if the bottom of the bottle was as despicable.

[–]JoshFreemansFro 1 point2 points ago

Lies. PBR is the nectar of the gods (and poor students such as myself)

[–]mjolle 0 points1 point ago

Now I'm generally known as a lover of pissy beers, in stark contrast to a fashionable co-worker with his IPA this and lager that, but PRB really did taste like diluted beer. Dunno if the American brew tastes better, I sure hope so.

[–]armauld 1 point2 points ago

My first thought was pregnant teenage girl.

[–]Dressedforsuckfest 2 points3 points ago

I can't stop looking at his shoes.

[–]aprilynn 2 points3 points ago

I'm surprised it's not a Honda.

[–]Arc_Fett 2 points3 points ago

Fiesta!

[–]td27 2 points3 points ago

Posting any picture of this guy is easy mode for this subreddit.

[–]ISawThePhotograph 1 point2 points ago

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US. DOZENS.

[–]burt_flaxton 2 points3 points ago

You can't tell me what to do! I'm not your dad!

[–]TafTharion 2 points3 points ago

Classic Emo Rob.

[–]LuvsCigars 0 points1 point ago

I might have a new wallpaper for my phone now....

[–]DusLeJ 0 points1 point ago

Anyone up for /r/EmoRob?

[–]Awesome_Otter 0 points1 point ago

Do it.

[–]The_Corks 2 points3 points ago

Emo Rob: Son, your mom just doesn't get me.

[–]inurfacepiece 0 points1 point ago

Wow!

[–]br0m1ne 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me this is a joke.

[–]palmettome 0 points1 point ago

"All I wanted was a fiesta to make me happy... you got me a car."

ಠ _ ಠ

[–]wonchokoosey 0 points1 point ago

His legs are completely hairless.

[–]drwhofan1985 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this guy.

[–]Logical_Psycho 0 points1 point ago

Son? For some reason I don't think he has a son.

[–]TURDBURGULR 1 point2 points ago

oh God, stop. This cringe hurts.

[–]forgotmyusername_ 0 points1 point ago

Lol

[–]Forchetti -1 points0 points ago

This is Emo Dad.

[–]ModernAlias 1 point2 points ago

god help us all

[–]firebearhero 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he's just a never-nude.

[–]OlSlendy 0 points1 point ago

I saw this pic while I was on the toilet, thanks for getting rid of the constipation

[–]willystylee 1 point2 points ago

Dammit, emo Rob...

[–]redrider227 1 point2 points ago

He has the calves for the shorts

[–]evdocia 0 points1 point ago

I think this guy messaged me on Okcupid.

[–]Momo_Baritz 1 point2 points ago

I bet he has fucked so many kids

[–]WF_stlucas 1 point2 points ago

Never thought I'd see someone from denison on here.

[–]urklegrue 1 point2 points ago

Me neither. So fuckin weird.

[–]gaytheistneckbeard 1 point2 points ago

He's standing by that Ford Fiesta like it's a solid gold Bentley full of 13 year-old boys

[–]MrDoubleE 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he lost a bet

[–]chowder138 1 point2 points ago

Is that this guy?

[–]Vanilla_Dreams 0 points1 point ago

He's got great legs

[–]Jellykitty24 1 point2 points ago

And to think... I own those very Vans shoes ಥ_ಥ

[–]VerySuperRandomMe 1 point2 points ago

Mid life crisis ?

[–]Bag3l 0 points1 point ago

Sky's out, thighs out.

[–]taurentino 1 point2 points ago

CringeTitle

[–]valkyrie123 -1 points0 points ago

It appears your "son" is pregnant.

[–]Tnuff -2 points-1 points ago

This is obviously fake

[–]CashMoneyChina -4 points-3 points ago

/R/CRINGE

O WAIT

[–]redbeardb -2 points-1 points ago

He is trying to mock Emo kids and doesn't dress like this normally, right? Right?!

[–]cpburke91 0 points1 point ago

A relative of Anton Chigurh