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[–]RedditUpheaval 728 points729 points ago

"Dude don't worry, its cool. I'm gonna put it on the internet."

[–]reddit111987 366 points367 points ago

"Oh, ok. Should I open my mouth like this so you can photoshop in a cock?"

[–]ii2 82 points83 points ago

I always photoshop in a cock.

[–]hotcontents 486 points487 points ago

Here you go {NSFW}

[–]RageAllDay 204 points205 points ago

Risky Click, worth it.

[–]w1ll1amz 116 points117 points ago

It was more risky to believe your comment and click it.

[–]tuxdreamerx 31 points32 points ago

I was expecting a penis in his mouth.

[–]DirtyPolecat 17 points18 points ago

I stopped doing that, I got ink all over my lips once.

[–]xiandrii 10 points11 points ago

I was expecting a male chicken in his mouth

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              [–]edw3ird 62 points63 points ago

              "Oh ok.. could you shop my uni-brow out of the pic? I'm kinda self conscious about it."

              [–]Shiftlock0 41 points42 points ago

              Sure, no problem, fixed.

              [–]Kalesche 121 points122 points ago

              True story, brow.

              [–]meettheflinstones 111 points112 points ago

              So you took a picture of someone, without their knowledge and without their permission. Then you post it to the Internet so you can make fun of them.

              How would you feel if someone took a picture of you, without your permission, and attempted to do it secretly without your knowledge, then posted it to the Internet and made fun of some physical characteristic or grooming habit that you possessed? I'm thinking you would be pretty outraged, I know I would be.

              Shame on you sir.

              [–]420toker 29 points30 points ago

              Exactly, fuck this post.

              [–]Elesium 6 points7 points ago

              I see you have been on Reddit for almost a month now. I must ask you one question and I'll try and be as polite as I can.
              Have you ever been on the internet before? Its not nice in here.

              [–]joeyeee2 18 points19 points ago

              by the logic i calculate in my head, you sir, must also has a unibrow

              [–]locke_door 4 points5 points ago

              This is what we've produced. Social fucking failures who prowl the streets looking for omg hi-larious situations to impress people online with.

              That is why we get the facebook screenshots posted 3 seconds ago, and "coincidental" references to memes on blackboards or posters.

              These fucking degenerates belong nowhere else. Let them mock him, and then make long whinging threads about how they are social outcasts and bullied and friendzoned. They are the gutter of society.

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                  [–]whiskey_krik 82 points83 points ago

                  i wish he'd kicked your ass

                  [–]cc81 199 points200 points ago

                  I guess we did not learn that it is not ok to take photos and mock people after trying ridicule that girl.

                  [–]SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU 40 points41 points ago

                  Here you go.

                  [–]30SecondstoMars 7 points8 points ago

                  That whole thread is praising this girl because she says beautiful is one thing. Beautiful is different to everyone and im sure people are afraid to get downvoted by saying what they really think about women with beards.

                  [–]broden 5 points6 points ago

                  They're upvoting her because she's novelty. If it was a societal norm for girls to have beards and be calm and collected about it, some people would start to lose patience and call it ugly regardless.

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                    [–]KineticShampoo 4 points5 points ago

                    Religion or not, that looks fucking nasty on a woman. Sheesh.

                    [–]ani625 10 points11 points ago

                    That girl, yeah.

                    [–]cc81 28 points29 points ago

                    http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/09/bearded-sikh-woman-teaches-reddit-a-lesson.html

                    [–]asmallmoon 15 points16 points ago

                    Yes, I'm a bus riding monobrowed man with facial hair. Yes, I realize that my facial hair is often confusing and I look different than most men. However, bus riding monobrows believe in the togetherness of the eyebrows - it is a gift that has been given to us by the Divine Being [which is a big eyebrow, actually] and, must keep it together as a submission to the divine will.

                    [–]DeuceSevin 7 points8 points ago

                    I always thought the term was unibrow.

                    [–]Fake-Empire 2 points3 points ago

                    You are so brave. I applaud you good sir.

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                          [–]kendostickball 1068 points1069 points ago

                          It's one thing to take pictures of people doing crazy or weird things in public, but can we stop taking pictures of people who just look different. It's pretty rude and invasive.

                          [–]mjolk22 333 points334 points ago

                          I don't think you actually have to say that. Everyone learns it naturally when they become older than 13.

                          [–]Kaellian 205 points206 points ago

                          Normally, we wouldn't have to worry about it, but the internet apparently is some sort of Neverland.

                          [–]cryptdemon 26 points27 points ago

                          Wow, that's perfect.

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                            [–]mecha_p 98 points99 points ago

                            If only they did. Then this shitty submission wouldn't be on the front page.

                            [–]sonofalink 28 points29 points ago

                            I like to think this is on the front page because we're all picturing the dude beating OP's face in after the picture was taken and we're all laughing at his misfortune.

                            [–]YourMasturbatingHand 7 points8 points ago

                            You'd like to think that, but the reality is a lot of the upvoters for this submission probably see the unibrowed man, laugh, upvote, and move on. Many enjoy watching/seeing things and people that make them feel better about themselves.

                            People like this asshole of a submitter see the unibrowed man, think "How ugly!" (without keeping in mind possible religious practices or the simple act of minding your own fucking business) and think it's funny to step out of the acceptable social bounds to photograph this random person with the intent of showing him off to the Internet later on for that delicious karma and that 10 minutes of Internet/Reddit stardom—or you know, for the lulz.

                            Regardless, fuck the OP and anyone that upvoted this submission

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                              [–]Fig1024 6 points7 points ago

                              or they become reporters on TV or tabloids

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                                [–]TomorrowPlusX 30 points31 points ago

                                And, are monobrows really that weird? I mean, millions of people have them. It's not like this guy has a third arm or something.

                                [–]colette22 6 points7 points ago

                                Isn't it true as well that a unibrow in certain cultures symbolizes wisdom? The OP ends up looking like an idiot, not the man in the picture.

                                [–]newpong 19 points20 points ago

                                It's not rude because he isn't me, and it's obviously not invasive. It's patriotic.

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                                  [–]SimpleDan11 1065 points1066 points ago

                                  Should've told him you were just browsing

                                  [–]thumbs27 128 points129 points ago

                                  Relevant. http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/5-anthony-davis-unibrow-meme-1.jpg

                                  [–]Kmlkmljkl 110 points111 points ago

                                  http://i.imgur.com/WLlIn.gif

                                  [–]PretendsToKnowThings 8 points9 points ago

                                  Be free, young monobrow!

                                  [–]Kmlkmljkl 14 points15 points ago

                                  Since when is it called a monobrow? I always thought it was unibrow.

                                  [–]sian92 0 points1 point ago

                                  I like monobrow better. Unibrow sounds like a brow for everybody.

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                                    [–]blackinthmiddle 23 points24 points ago

                                    Anthony Davis refuses to trim his brow and supposedly wants to trademark "fear the brow".

                                    [–]Riders-of-Rohan 260 points261 points ago

                                    http://i.imgur.com/ivkaT.gif

                                    [–]stoningrolls 8 points9 points ago

                                    I must say, I've never seen a gif run as smoothly as that.

                                    [–]marchqueen 21 points22 points ago

                                    That was some fancy gif right there!

                                    [–]countingconflict 8 points9 points ago

                                    Just two adults doing adult things. Pure class.

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                                          [–]TehSheep 327 points328 points ago

                                          I saw this same thing happen on a public bus once.

                                          Except, it wasn't a normal guy taking the photo, it was a creepy old man.

                                          And it wasn't a guy with a monobrow, it was a teenaged asian girl.

                                          But there was a flash, so it was still funny

                                          [–]fuccimama79 202 points203 points ago

                                          Great story, brow.

                                          [–]Program_These 46 points47 points ago

                                          I told a story this one time at school.

                                          I told it to a girl I liked.

                                          But I forgot the punchline.

                                          She never talked to me again, but I saw naked pictures of her so it's ok.

                                          [–]joshuabond_007 72 points73 points ago

                                          http://i.imgur.com/mog0q.gif

                                          [–]marchqueen 11 points12 points ago

                                          Cool gif bro

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                                            [–]nigerian_prints 5 points6 points ago

                                            Phew! Crisis averted.

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                                                [–]sirscoffer 10 points11 points ago

                                                Working in an international college, the reverse of that happens to me every day, young Asian girls taking photos of the (maybe creepy) guy who works in the office.

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                                                  [–]powpowpenguin 360 points361 points ago

                                                  They laughed at my mono-brow, I laughed at their funerals

                                                  [–]DirtyPanda69 20 points21 points ago

                                                  They laughed at my forehead beard, I cried

                                                  [–]sovietsrule 23 points24 points ago

                                                  Finally, a sane person! Most people I speak to say monobrow is incorrect, and unibrow is the only way to say it...shudder Latin, people!!

                                                  [–]SeriouslyDave 32 points33 points ago

                                                  I think I prefer omnibrow.

                                                  [–]Coopster80 7 points8 points ago

                                                  Omega-Brow!

                                                  [–]sovietsrule 4 points5 points ago

                                                  Alpha-Brow

                                                  [–]nations21 2 points3 points ago

                                                  United-brow!...... Ah shit!

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                                                        [–]nofap3r 1483 points1484 points ago

                                                        why do people think this is okay? its rather rude

                                                        edit: imagine you had a monobrow (or whatever else), you wouldn't want it plastered over the internet for others to gawk at would you? cmon its simple etiquette, we're taught this in primary school...treat others how you want to be treated

                                                        [–]railtenretni 59 points60 points ago

                                                        Rather rude is an understatement. It disgusts me that people do this. If this happened to me it would probably hurt me more than a stranger punching me in the face. People should be able to go out in public without having people photographing them and putting them on the internet without their permission. Imagine the psychological damage of going onto reddit to find yourself on the front page as the target of ridicule.

                                                        [–]Red_McClane 157 points158 points ago

                                                        I can only imagine this is the work of a typical insecure high school kid who ridicules other people to boost his own self-esteem.

                                                        [–]lurkerinreallife 27 points28 points ago

                                                        http://i.imgur.com/5z5NC.jpg

                                                        [–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

                                                        Oh my good goddam do I hate looking at the kids in this picture.

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                                                          [–]lamaksha77 7 points8 points ago

                                                          But that also means there is a fuck ton of insecure Redditors with the mentality of a 13-year old upvoting this crap...

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                                                            [–]divinesleeper 117 points118 points ago

                                                            Yeah, this is pretty ridiculous.

                                                            "Oh look at me I take pictures of strangers because they look different, I'm so funny.

                                                            And guys...guys. He NOTICED. HAHAHAHAHA"

                                                            [–]getaloadofme 11 points12 points ago

                                                            This site permeates with the mean banality of privileged college students

                                                            [–]doesntakethehighroad 80 points81 points ago

                                                            It is indeed rude because it's cyber bullying.

                                                            [–]Rymes 5 points6 points ago

                                                            It isn't cyber bullying, it's invasion of privacy.

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                                                              [–]shutyourgob 20 points21 points ago

                                                              I hate things like this. I find it really annoying that one of the worst things you can do on this site is doxx someone: removing their god-given anonymity and exposing their real indentity for the world so now everyone knows about their shitty memes and awkward masturbation habits, but apparently it's okay to invade the privacy of strangers by posting pictures of them on the internet without their knowledge for no other reason than to make people laugh with their unusual appearance. I fucking hate Redditors who do this. If anyone posted even the most innocuous piece of personal information about the OP, he would most likely go apeshit.

                                                              [–]edstatue 70 points71 points ago

                                                              /r/assholeteenagershavetakenoverthesite

                                                              [–]w00tZy 38 points39 points ago

                                                              I read " asshole teenager shave taken over the site".

                                                              [–]bunglejerry 34 points35 points ago

                                                              Which returns us to the monobrow.

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                                                                [–]IWeigh600Pounds 73 points74 points ago

                                                                Thank you for saying this. As it has become more commonplace, I have come to live in fear of the phone with a camera.

                                                                I have said it before, and I will say it again; the day that I find a picture of myself online is the day that I withdraw from society completely.

                                                                [–]bibowski 5 points6 points ago

                                                                Yeah, but check out his unibrow. Hilarious, right?...... Right?

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                                                                  [–]HonestNeckbeard 16 points17 points ago

                                                                  Well said. Individuals deserve to be treated with respect and not dragged unwillingly into the public limelight to be ridiculed because of their appearance.

                                                                  [–]AlexPKC 137 points138 points ago

                                                                  alot of people here don't actually understand social etiquette, that's why you see alot of awkward penguin meme's

                                                                  [–]GhostlyEmployee 120 points121 points ago

                                                                  alot

                                                                  [–]tyrell456 51 points52 points ago

                                                                  Alot of Socially Awkward Penguin Memes.

                                                                  [–]Hefalumpkin 25 points26 points ago

                                                                  I learned how to spell "a lot" through reddit. I was that guy...

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                                                                    [–]Kytaro 63 points64 points ago

                                                                    That's so much bullshit. What social etiquette got to do with anything? The dude was being an asshole, not socially awkward.

                                                                    [–]fade_like_a_sigh 12 points13 points ago

                                                                    It's both really.

                                                                    Trying to take sneaky pictures of people without their consent indicates they're socially awkward.

                                                                    Doing it because they have a monobrow is being an asshole.

                                                                    [–]Noname_acc 6 points7 points ago

                                                                    Social etiquette is a list of unwritten (and sometimes written) guidelines for how to act around people. Not following social etiquette can result in many things beyond socially awkward. Sometimes you just look like an ass.

                                                                    Example: social etiquette dictates that one should not be rude to one's host. If I were to call my host a shithead it would make me an asshole because I did not observe social etiquette.

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                                                                      [–]csapdani 9 points10 points ago

                                                                      memes

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                                                                        [–]zach84 22 points23 points ago

                                                                        No, no,no. This is reddit. We are allowed to bash society whilst simultaneously take part in all it's vices.

                                                                        [–]vinglebingle 29 points30 points ago

                                                                        Fully agree. And it's not like it's his sweater or something - it's the dude's face. Come on.

                                                                        [–]DoubleRaptor 441 points442 points ago

                                                                        I know, I mean it takes what, 20 seconds to trim the gap.

                                                                        [–]chromedip 547 points548 points ago

                                                                        Right?? The nerve of that man, not grooming himself to Western standards is just apalling.

                                                                        [–]ani625 253 points254 points ago

                                                                        Because western standards is best standards.

                                                                        [–]philipjfryrish 188 points189 points ago

                                                                        Bestern standard

                                                                        [–]drunkcowofdeath 149 points150 points ago

                                                                        Best Western?

                                                                        [–]PureClass 84 points85 points ago

                                                                        Probably the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, in my opinion.

                                                                        [–]Parlock 9 points10 points ago

                                                                        Bestern Western?

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                                                                          [–]glemnar 17 points18 points ago

                                                                          Not having a monobrow isn't exclusively western.

                                                                          [–]tcon 2 points3 points ago

                                                                          Stop splitting hairs

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                                                                            [–]CouchFucker 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            I'm from Middle East and we don't like that either. It's not just the western culture. Hell in Middle East most men even shave their arm pits

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                                                                              [–]nofap3r 146 points147 points ago

                                                                              that still doesn't make taking a picture of this poor fellow right does it? He probably well knows what OP is taking a picture of and im pretty sure he feels horrible and ridiculed inside, and its not a good thing when you make someone feel bad

                                                                              [–]Noname_acc 25 points26 points ago

                                                                              Public shaming is one of the driving forces of society.

                                                                              [–]SpruceCaboose 4 points5 points ago

                                                                              Public shaming is generally supposed to be for egregious breaks in societal etiquette. Not appealing to someone else's standards of beauty is hardly a major break of etiquette. Not to mention, I would bet most people here have some physical attribute which would cause people to mock, and they wouldn't want that flaw plastered for the world to mock, so why do it to this guy?

                                                                              [–]dionymnia 2 points3 points ago

                                                                              Irony hurts.

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                                                                                [–]StLuis88 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                Also, it seems like they may be on a bus, surrounded by people. And to the left of the gentleman appears to be maybe his gf or sister trying to act like she's not noticing the ass taking a pic of her friend. People are dicks.

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                                                                                  [–]BluePumpkin7 56 points57 points ago

                                                                                  Maybe he's religious? there are religions that forbid that.

                                                                                  edit: i guess i'm being downvoted for not including any examples, well, Islam forbids it, Sikhism also forbids it.

                                                                                  [–]Styvorama 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                  Why does there need to be a reason/excuse, maybe he just doesn't want to shave it .

                                                                                  [–]justfarmingdownvotes 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                  Islam forbids it only for beauty purposes. If he is being ridiculed, then he can trim it. Moderation.

                                                                                  [–]Lychees 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                  So actually OP helped him by ridiculing him.

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                                                                                        [–]IAMAWizardAMAA 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                        Depending on where you live it's also illegal to take pictures without being allowed to...

                                                                                        [–]AlwaysDefenestrated 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                        Not in the US unless you are in a bathroom or other area with a reasonable expectation of privacy. Although it's still rude.

                                                                                        [–]TheyDeserveIt 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                        IMO, not having your picture plastered on a public forum, with a huge audience, against your will should not be considered an unreasonable expectation of privacy. I know you're just stating what the law is, so of course my rage-ahol isn't being directed at you.

                                                                                        [–]Foustian 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                        But that's not taking a picture, that's using the picture.

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                                                                                            [–]Warmslipper 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            Agreed. It would ruin your day. It's no different from school yard bullying. Just out of curiosity, if you were that concerned about something you felt was marring your face, Why not get some tweezers or just shave it?

                                                                                            [–]throwaway678954 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                            Throwaway due to some-personal info:

                                                                                            I agree totally, the trend of harvesting and publishing this type of material for the internet is less than tasteful.

                                                                                            But as a counterpoint (sorta), unibrows are beautiful. As those of us who have watched FLCL know, strong eyebrows are important.

                                                                                            I am proud to share that I am the face of the otherwise-god-awful Unibrow Wikipedia Page. I am now plastering it on reddit. You are welcome, everybody.

                                                                                            Edit: Just the photo

                                                                                            [–]Isaynotoeverything 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                            No they are not beautiful... it's the same shit like a neckbeard...

                                                                                            [–]dressiertugboat 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                            ITT: people who think fashion is objective and not fickle and arbitrary based around who ever is popular at the time. I bet if a bunch of Hollywood types started to wear unibrows ironically, we'd see a bunch of losers saying "oh yeah, unibrows are so cool and hip" like it actually means something.

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                                                                                                [–]Cymry_Cymraeg 221 points222 points ago

                                                                                                Why did you even bother taking a picture? What are you actually going to do with it, just laugh with your dickhead mates about it for a couple of seconds? You're hardly going to cherise it forever; just leave the man in peace. Cunt.

                                                                                                [–]Kijamon 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                                So rude. And we moan about the press...

                                                                                                [–]luqskywalker 98 points99 points ago

                                                                                                This isn't funny. The guy who took the pic is such a douchebag.

                                                                                                [–]Merrymann 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                It's sad when such abrasive bullying makes it to front page.

                                                                                                [–]akwa_booda 129 points130 points ago

                                                                                                This is not a nice thing to do. You should be ashamed.

                                                                                                [–]CopperMyDog 100 points101 points ago

                                                                                                I'm sure you're perfect and a 10/10

                                                                                                [–]grammar_connoisseur 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                Look, someone that has a physical feature that I consider unattractive. Let me temporarily negate my own self-loathing my posting it on the Internet with a rude comment!

                                                                                                [–]Sicci 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                /r/im14andthisisfunny

                                                                                                [–]WhoHasntSeenStarWars 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                Why do you do that?

                                                                                                [–]ibzzi 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                was the karma worth making the guy feel bad?

                                                                                                [–]frigginhumid 61 points62 points ago

                                                                                                There is no hope for humanity. This just amounts to bullying. The idiot who took the pic and posted it on his twitter feed, and OP for piling on with reddit exposure are just fucking bullies.

                                                                                                [–]RalphiesBoogers 134 points135 points ago

                                                                                                When did we start substituting unibrow with monobrow?

                                                                                                [–]wishIknewwho 122 points123 points ago

                                                                                                Yeah! Maybe it's a cultural thing, like how some people say pop and others say soda, or how American people call it an elevator and British people have bad teeth.

                                                                                                [–]Redvelvet_cupcake 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                Yeah, like you say tomayto and I say fuck you.

                                                                                                [–]matthewplant 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                This is the funniest of our stereotypes, mostly because we actually have the best teeth in the world. Not just alright, but the best.

                                                                                                Source: http://www.economist.com/node/15060097?subjectid=7933596&story_id=15060097

                                                                                                [–]sgtsaughter 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                No one is saying British people have the worst teeth in terms of hygiene, but the worst in terms of the placement of the teeth. As an American from mostly British/Irish decent I can add my little bit of anecdotal evidence. When I was little, my teeth were so fucked up that I had more than 32 teeth growing in my mouth. They eventually started growing in behind my front teeth giving me multiple rows of teeth like a shark. They were everywhere and gross to look at. But, nothing that two oral surgeries and 4 years of mind numbingly painful braces couldn't fix though.

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                                                                                                  [–]brian69 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                  Apparently the British say anti-clockwise instead of counter-clockwise. Fascinating.

                                                                                                  [–]bumblebec 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                  http://i.imgur.com/bCIbm.png

                                                                                                  [–]oneofthesedayz 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                  Let's look at a picture book...

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                                                                                                    [–]AstralVoid 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                    I'm British and I lol'd hard at this. I have perfect teeth though.

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                                                                                                    [–]AstralVoid 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                    Well I'm not sure, what type of wood is considered the best in America?

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                                                                                                          [–]ArtistEngineer 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                          If you want to be pedantic about it, both unibrow and monobrow mix the Old English "-brow" with uni- (Latin) and mono- (Greek). Never mix your word origins!

                                                                                                          The Old English word for "single" is ān. The closest modern equivalent would be "ein" in German or "einn" in Icelandic (very similar to Old English)

                                                                                                          Therefore I think einbrow is the best alternative, and it sounds OK.

                                                                                                          Also, you shouldn't say polyamorous. It's either multiamorous or polyerotic. Never mix your Greek and Latin.

                                                                                                          EDIT: For the fact checkers, yes, I did mix up my Middle and Old English. Sorry! So it could also be "singlebrow", but that depends if you are using the word "one" or "single" to describe the brow.

                                                                                                          [–]Uono 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                          Never mix your Greek and Latin.

                                                                                                          Why not?

                                                                                                          [–]KermitDeeeFrog 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                          He saw someone say that on television.

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                                                                                                            [–]Sacrament_of_Swords 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                            So in your life you wouldn't use any of the words in this list like Homosexual, electrocution, television, sociopath? What would you say instead?

                                                                                                            [–]SelectaRx 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                            Ein-Bräu

                                                                                                            [–]bread_buddy 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                            But mono- entered Middle English through Old French through Latin from the original Greek. So, really, it's Latin as well.

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                                                                                                                [–]nfss1s 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                It truly saddens me that we live in a world where harassing people like this is not only accepted, but reinforced. Grow up.

                                                                                                                [–]PredictionBoom 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                OP is an asshole and his parents are failures.

                                                                                                                [–]MuscleFur 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                And so you posted a picture of a guy you don't know on a website so he can be ridiculed. Classy.

                                                                                                                [–]yourfaceisannoying 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                I hope he smashed your face in, you unpleasant little shit.

                                                                                                                [–]OnAMote 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                Fuck you. As a person, I mean.

                                                                                                                [–]SRScansuckmydick 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                "I was trying to get a picture up that ladies skirt" might get him off your back

                                                                                                                [–]Mind_Me 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                Why do people think its acceptable to take photos of strangers and then post them on the Internet for their own kicks? This is another version of creepshots.

                                                                                                                [–]danzbrain 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                OP, I wish I could snap a picture of some quirky facial feature or body part of yours and post it all over the internet. Without your consent. That would be hilarious.

                                                                                                                [–]chdsgr12 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                You're a real rotten asshole.

                                                                                                                [–]Dat_Brunhildgen 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                This is just awful. OP totally deserved to be caught. He is a bully, a creep, short an asshole. And he got into an awkward situation beacause of it.

                                                                                                                So did he learn? No. He puts this picture on reddit (or OP did not take the picture and did not learn from mistakes of others IDK). So now people can discuss this guy even more or how OP could have covered or talk about those other similar situations.

                                                                                                                It's just awful. Can't we agree that these kind of pictures, may it be different looking people or sexy girls, are just really really bad taste? (And actually a violation of people's private space)

                                                                                                                Edit: Deleted complaining about having to scroll down to find people saying that this is awful, because a lot do now and they get a lot of points. Nice.

                                                                                                                [–]delgray 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                You are a horrible human being.

                                                                                                                [–]bob__loblaw 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                And now we all know you're a prick

                                                                                                                [–]Chris153 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                He's either had a long day or someone's about to get punched.

                                                                                                                [–]p1zzab0x 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                Yeah, lets act as if nothing happened...then post it on the internet and whore it for karma.

                                                                                                                [–]woseseltops 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                This actually happened to me not so long ago. The person taking the photo turned red immediately, so I'm pretty sure she was secretly trying to take a photo of me. I asked people if I looked weird in some way, but nobody could think of any reason to take a photo of me (at least, that's what they said). So now I just tell myself she did it because I am really good-looking.

                                                                                                                [–]praise_the_almighty 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                Why is it considered ok to take sneaky pics anyways? Kinda creepy dont ya think?

                                                                                                                [–]poponegra 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                Fun fact: Japanese phones have to make the camera sound always, even in silent mode. I think it's by law to prevent creeps from taking pictures. It so happens that I got my mom an iphone 4 from ebay that was japanese and hers still makes the sound while mine doesnt.

                                                                                                                [–]muttyd 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                Yeah, the person who took this is a cunt.

                                                                                                                [–]StLuis88 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                People like you make me sick.

                                                                                                                [–]railtenretni 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                I'm thankful that my parents didn't fail me to the extent that I think it's acceptable to take a 'sneaky picture' of a stranger and then post it on the internet.

                                                                                                                [–]Ingenbock 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                It bothers me that people think this is okay... Seems like OP is a fucking douche.

                                                                                                                [–]klnq 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                he looks like a minecraft villager...or is that just me

                                                                                                                [–]Hedegaard 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                Well, we haven't seen you so we have to take your word for it. Is it your everyday outfit or is there an occasion for you to dress like that?

                                                                                                                [–]panama66 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                ah, the ol' Reddit--nevermind.

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                                                                                                                    [–]redditdoublestandard 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                    OP is a dickhead.

                                                                                                                    [–]77aya 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                                    I would of mono-punched you in the face

                                                                                                                    [–]LeftyGunNut 68 points69 points ago

                                                                                                                    would have

                                                                                                                    [–]chronox21 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                    I think the greatest thing that went wrong was taking a picture of someone without their consent.

                                                                                                                    [–]Caesaresque 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                    He has a monobrow. So what. Is there any need to take a picture and put it on the internet? The disrespectful nature of people honestly shocks me. Imagine if someone took a picture of you like "Oh you're fat/are having a bad hair day/are somehow "different". I'm willing to bet you'd cause quite a fuss.

                                                                                                                    [–]pandalust 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                    the fuck is wrong with you man, what a dick move.

                                                                                                                    [–]cadaverbonnet 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                    Quick, pretend like you sleeping.

                                                                                                                    [–]ecstatic_truth 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                    I'm Doctor Doogie Seacrest. I think I'm better than everyone else because I'm forty.

                                                                                                                    [–]makinmywaydowntown 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    I'm not 40.

                                                                                                                    [–]atlhart 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                    Reddit, you're hypocrites. You are upvoting someone who took a picture of someone else in order to make fun of them.

                                                                                                                    [–]mangotits 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    Delete; useless post!

                                                                                                                    [–]In-yo-diddly-hole 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                    hope you get mugged and stabbed or something similar

                                                                                                                    [–]mechanomics 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                    Similar story..

                                                                                                                    I'm looking for a new job and needed to update my LinkedIn account. I didn't have a picture of myself that looked anywhere near professional so I went into the bathroom where I was planning on doing a headshot and using the plain solid grey of the stall as the background. I go to take the picture with my iPhone...

                                                                                                                    Insert iPhone Picture Sound Here

                                                                                                                    No big deal right? I walk out and my boss is standing there looking at me like I'm the biggest pervert ever. I kind of just look down, shuffle out quick, and haven't talked to him since...

                                                                                                                    [–]wanna_run 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                    This reminds me of my company's holiday party this year. We're sitting around on the floor playing a trivia game. It had been majorly emphasized, NO using of smart phones to look up answers was allowed. Well, somehow, in the middle of a quiet moment, I shifted, wrong, and suddenly...

                                                                                                                    Insert iPhone Siri Sound Here

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                                                                                                                      [–]Apterygiformes 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                      OP is a cock

                                                                                                                      [–]y9yjRQcg7F 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                      OP, I am an atheist and I now hope hell is real just so that you can burn there forever. That is all.

                                                                                                                      [–]learnknownow 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                      haha you had it coming. his eyebrow is a bit thick, but shame on you for taking a picture of him and thinking that you can get away with it. you're just being creepy and aren't legally allowed to take pictures of people without their permission.

                                                                                                                      It's like making fun of Europeans for being pale, but no one does that, so I guess you probably don't know how it feels to be a minority culture whose appearance is constantly ridiculed.

                                                                                                                      [–]lloganwebb 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                      Reminds me of this.

                                                                                                                      [–]love-from-london 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                      What, Matt Smith?

                                                                                                                      [–]leontrotskitty 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                      Holy shit..

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                                                                                                                        [–]BringerOfTurds 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                        Downvote this fucking rubbish. What the fuck reddit?

                                                                                                                        [–]needsomesleep 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                        Sure. Laugh, but when the bus crashes, who has the head cushion?

                                                                                                                        Also, I hope he beat you up.

                                                                                                                        [–]420toker 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                        You're an an asshole OP.

                                                                                                                        [–]withholdthelaughing 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                        Wow, and then you post it on Reddit! This guy knows what you look like, and where you got off the bus. I hope he's not a Redditor... And I hope he is not quick to anger to egregious privacy violations and public humiliation.

                                                                                                                        [–]MoHashAli 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                        That's actually pretty mean.

                                                                                                                        [–]Uitklapstoel 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                        Oh shit, thats so awkward.

                                                                                                                        [–]J29 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                        And that was the last anyone saw of MattG7790...

                                                                                                                        [–]seeminglyHonest 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                        This makes me want to leave Reddit. How is this on the front page?

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