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[–]lostpatrol 34 points35 points ago

Racoons can hold their own tho..

[–]spongemonster 30 points31 points ago

Yea, that racoon can gut the hell out of that cat.

[–]Remnants 12 points13 points ago

I had a maine coon that beat the shit out of a raccoon once.

[–]DeliciousKiwi 27 points28 points ago

Maine coons could probably kill a horse-lion hybrid if they wanted and then they'd just come home and sleep on your lap for 6 hours straight.

[–]Depressed_Downvoter 10 points11 points ago

Could he kill a hundred duck-sized lion-horse hybrids?

[–]quintuple_mi 8 points9 points ago

That would be like a warmup bro

[–]Depressed_Downvoter 3 points4 points ago

Looks like I'll be getting a Maine Coon then, now I just have to create a lion-horse hybrid. Liorse? Horon?

[–]quintuple_mi 2 points3 points ago

They both have a mane, so i think a simple cross breed will work.

Source: I glanced at a wiki article on molecular biology one time

[–]gimmesumsugarbaby 4 points5 points ago

Yep! Me too. People underestimate cats. Raccoons can be vicious but I've seen plenty of cats run a raccoon off. My Maine Coon weighed about 20 lbs, he wasn't to be fucked with.

[–]Binsky89 2 points3 points ago

Mine could too if he wasn't such a big pussy

[–]yillian 11 points12 points ago

When I was younger I had two cats that we let live outside the apartment. They were mine, I had them since birth after rescuing them. When we moved they had to live outside during the day and came in at night to sleep with me on my bed.

Anyhow, these brothers were freaking vicious. A family of four Raccoon's started raiding our garbage cans at night. So for a week my cats and the coons went at each others throats. You would hear them escalate every few hours until sunrise. At which point they would come in the house, get their cuts cleaned up, sleep, and go in for another round when night fell. My parents and I felt like Rocky's corner.

Our Alpha kitty, named Speedy, was a 14lb muscular motherfucker and his brother was slightly smaller, but very nimble. I attribute the deaths to Speedy. Around the fourth morning, we found a dead juvenile raccoon underneath our car. Day five, another dead juvenile raccoon, slightly larger then his sibling by the fence. Day six, no more dead raccoon's found, no more screaming in the night... silence.

I loved those cats till the day they went missing two years later. I like to imagine they both died fucking up a pack of wolves like Liam Neeson.

[–]alejo699 5 points6 points ago

When I had a fenced in backyard I used to leave the patio door open a few inches for the cats to come and go as they pleased. (With a shortened security bar, of course.)

One night I came home to find two raccoons in the kitchen, eating the cats' food, while the cats just calmly watched them, like they'd invited them over for tea and biscuits.

[–]craberombie 10 points11 points ago

With their little people hands

[–]mylittleponyfap 12 points13 points ago

[–]SirBruceMega 2 points3 points ago

Beat me to it.

Here's my favorite, where he's eating a watermelon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQmV7GfxBKY

[–]Sitbacknwatch 11 points12 points ago

So there was this stray kitten, a few months old that would hang out at my girlfriends parents place. She was living under the deck. With two raccoons. One night we put some food out for her and she was pushed out of the way by the 2 douche raccoons. After that night we brought her in, got her checked out at the vet, and now she is a fully functional member of our cat society.

[–]honeydee 1 point2 points ago

I saw this going in a very negative direction.

[–]zxjb 2 points3 points ago

You know that cat's doing a deep growl. Love it when cats do that shit!!!

[–]LipStick_SuckerPunch 7 points8 points ago

My cat does it when people walk by our apartment door. She's like our little guard kitty... until of course said person knocks on the door and then she says "screw you guys" and runs for cover.

[–]moncha4 2 points3 points ago

Was anyone else reminded of Pocahontas' pet raccoon Meeko when they saw this?

[–]mitchattitude -1 points0 points ago

Is the cat wearing a cross?

[–]nstroud -1 points0 points ago

Quit torturing me! Post full video! Cat vs raccoon, cat ftw?

[–]Cardris 0 points1 point ago

I am glad someone risked their cat to film this...

[–]theozman1 0 points1 point ago

I remember when I had a racoon stealing my cats food. It was awesome m e and my cat both fought the little devil. My cat was a bad ass but i did all the work with a shovel.

[–]therealalecbaldwin -2 points-1 points ago

do everyone (including the coon) a favor and just buy a .22 so you can get it one and done

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[–]Lupercalia 0 points1 point ago

OP means the round kibble I think

[–]Hitlerplz -1 points0 points ago

damn coons on my porch

[–]playswithfish -1 points0 points ago

That floor is a hot mess. Is that a piece of chalk?