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The Bus Knight (i.imgur.com)

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[–]I_Think_Alot 361 points362 points ago

Repost of the gods.

[–]zaybxcjim 149 points150 points ago

First time reading it for me, gods that was good.

[–]croutonicus 66 points67 points ago

The whole "reposts are fine because not everyone will have seen it" is often fine, but this is literally the second highest rated post on the whole of reddit, and has been for 5 months.

I suggest everyone have at least a skim down the top posts of all time because it's probably worth it.

[–]CMUpewpewpew 9 points10 points ago

I kinda regret ordering this subbreddit by 'top posts of all time' and scrolling up into the 800'th post.....because rarely does a few hours, if not a day go by on this subbreddit where something isn't reposted.

[–]cluster_1 3 points4 points ago

I've ruined basically every sub I've got this way.

[–]aaaaaaaarrrrrgh 4 points5 points ago

I already knew this story. Enjoyed re-reading anyways.

[–]jkahrs595 2 points3 points ago

this is literally the second highest rated post on the whole of reddit

I don't subscribe to the 'whole of reddit', especially not many of the larger subreddits. So this was welcome in my book.

[–]NarcolepticLion 0 points1 point ago

I've been here for awhile, since the summer I think, and this is my first time seeing it.

[–]breachgnome -2 points-1 points ago

Ain't nobody got time f'that.

[–]BinaryMn 8 points9 points ago

I remember finding this guy's Facebook. He became a little e-famous over this.

[–]zenstreams 0 points1 point ago

new to me, thanks for the post!

[–]Orimos 14 points15 points ago

Seen this like 20 times but I still laugh every time I get to the end.

and I'm pretty sure people hugged.

Love it.

[–]kussecheck 0 points1 point ago

Legendary shit.

[–]GentlemanPlusScholar -1 points0 points ago

Seems like something that would be in the greentext on /r/4chan.

[–]Jolu- 60 points61 points ago

i don't give a fuck about repost - sister-daughter cracked me up. great story

[–]ZZZrp 17 points18 points ago

I like the hugging.

[–]unspecified_user 0 points1 point ago

Likewise, we need an iconic photo to remember VB Day (Victory Over the Bogans)

PEACE!

Bus Confrontation Ends!

Dimwitted Bogan Outwitted!

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point ago

The arse hole bogan (WTF is a bogan? is it like an English chav) most probably thought of it as a victory and proclaimed to his other half he chickened out.

[–]thenuker00 46 points47 points ago

This is a re-post of one of the highly rated posts.

[–]zacks14 15 points16 points ago

This is the second-highest rated thing on Reddit ever.

[–]McHomans 0 points1 point ago

Looking through those and I saw the Civ II post. Did anyone ever balance out that world? IIRC he was going to make his scenario available for download.

[–]iTzRaPidxD 28 points29 points ago

What the fuck is a bogan?

[–]Quey 13 points14 points ago

depending on where you are from a bogan could be compared to a Chav or gypsie (UK) or trailer park trash (US). I hope that I haven't just posted anything there that would get me banned :0

[–]SittingOnAngryChair 9 points10 points ago

We usually just shorten it to "Trailer Trash".

[–]Quey 2 points3 points ago

Cheers, always handy to know ;)

[–]SittingOnAngryChair 1 point2 points ago

As an American who is thought of as a northerner by southerners and a southerner by northerners; I get to hear a good bit when I travel.

[–]all_seeing_ey3 3 points4 points ago

no good ohioans...

[–]Quey 1 point2 points ago

You should open your own post with the things you have heard.

[–]SittingOnAngryChair 3 points4 points ago

"I am an American who gets insulted often. AMA"

[–]CMUpewpewpew 0 points1 point ago

Just adding that the Irish equivalent of this is 'pikey' I believe.

Source: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

[–]Bandit1379 3 points4 points ago

Source: Snatch

[–]CMUpewpewpew -1 points0 points ago

Welp, I might have mixed those two up. They might say it in LSTSB but you're right, snatch was what I was meaning to reference. Both nice movies. =P

[–]Ojahh 0 points1 point ago

more comenly a knacker, or cork specific a Nari ( which is the short for North side Knacker)

[–]will_holmes 2 points3 points ago

A gypsy isn't the same thing as a chav, bogans sound very much in chav territory.

[–]bwana_singsong 0 points1 point ago

do they say it in NZ, or just in Australia?

[–]Quey 2 points3 points ago

No I think the Kiwis call them bogans too.

[–]danceinthepuddles 1 point2 points ago

NZer here. You're right, we do.

[–]JustTheAverageJoe 1 point2 points ago

Chavs and gypsies are different, gypsies live in a trailer and steal stuff, chav stands for Council House And Violent.

[–]Quey 0 points1 point ago

Cheers, I always wondered what Chav stands for, as for bogan, I dont think it stands for anything, they just are.

[–]Thickensick 48 points49 points ago

An Aussie redneck - kind of like a US southerner without the manners.

[–]iTzRaPidxD 7 points8 points ago

ahh, thanks.

[–]Lowelll 10 points11 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan

You never ever have to ask what a word means on the internet.

[–]PageFault 15 points16 points ago

I enjoy when people ask because sometimes you get some colorful definitions and some of the cultural bias surrounding the term in a short succinct phrase.

Also, sometimes people offer bits of trivia surrounding a word that you would never have found in a dictionary. So even if it is a word you know, you may learn something.

[–]AnotherDrunkenBum 0 points1 point ago

ah, a poor person.

[–]Redequlus -2 points-1 points ago

You have to ask your search bar

[–]pour7me7another 0 points1 point ago

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bogan

[–]topodan 8 points9 points ago

did the narration in your head suddenly turn australian when we got to the hero?

[–]DemeGeek 7 points8 points ago

No, that happened when I saw what city it was in.

[–]Itza420 1 point2 points ago

No, that happened after I looked up what Bojan meant.

[–]Koba_The_Killer 2 points3 points ago

Did someone say Bojan?

http://i.imgur.com/PkfC5.jpg?1

[–]AcOolNamE 4 points5 points ago

I love the ending; and I'm pretty sure people hugged

[–]FCBarca1984 10 points11 points ago

One of the few reposts I don't mind re-reading.

[–]Mehworth 3 points4 points ago

An oldie but a goodie.

[–]killermorris 19 points20 points ago

This is the second highest rated post on /r/all in all time

[–]monkeysharts 10 points11 points ago

"EEEK IT'S A REPOST!" "MY GOD! A REPOST!" "REPOST REPOST REPOST!"

Just shut the fuck up and let the rest of us enjoy the read, you incredible fucking wankers!

[–]TheOneBlackMage 15 points16 points ago

I had never seen this before, so it's all new to me. Thanks op.

[–]dcwj 8 points9 points ago

Same here. Awesome post.

[–]Quey 3 points4 points ago

Hey Im with OBM, can't be a repost for me if I haven't read it. That was a great post and I thoroughly enjoyed it!

[–]xAnthrax 2 points3 points ago

Man I hope more people bitch and cry about this being a repost. Does it matter? Its a great read.

[–]GoSTaRnE 3 points4 points ago

As soon as I read bogan. i just knew it was Brisbane. Possibly even Logan.

[–]athzhr 1 point2 points ago

The valley wasn't more of a giveaway? :p

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

Bogans come from Logan?

Why are they then not called Logans?

[–]allhailxenu 2 points3 points ago

fucking brilliant, repost or not

[–]eljacko 1 point2 points ago

I never understood people who whined about reposts. Now I get it.

[–]xHPx 0 points1 point ago

Wow. The #1 most upvoted "funny" submission of all times. You literally copy paste the picture from that, use the exact same title and then decide not to give credit to where the x-post is from :D

[–]stone-man 0 points1 point ago

And that was King Leonidas. wow

[–]ChrisRandom 0 points1 point ago

God I love Brisbane!

[–]datoneazn 0 points1 point ago

This is like the 3rd time I've seen this in not even 2 months in this subreddit :/

[–]felixfortis1 0 points1 point ago

That kinda shit can get you shot around here. cool nonetheless.

[–]Rock_Paper_Bacon 1 point2 points ago

Repost much?

[–]wastingt1me 0 points1 point ago

victory!!

[–]rogerwil 0 points1 point ago

It's a repost, but the story is still awesome reading it again.

[–]anonymousHacker 1 point2 points ago

Reporting then 2ed highest post in reddits history.

http://www.reddit.com/r/all/top/

Fuck you Spudymo.

[–]Tuco_bell 0 points1 point ago

DAE FAIT IN HUMNTY RESTROED

[–]SolidFisher 0 points1 point ago

I read this aloud at the office and everybody is cheering. We're in Vancouver Canada!

[–]CMUpewpewpew 2 points3 points ago

While I would get personal satisfaction in administering a beating to these types of racist and obnoxious idiots....the non-violent mental aikido this man performed is just as satisfying.

[–]Baby_Punter 1 point2 points ago

Well I hate reposts... but I had never read this and I like it.

[–]livvylivvyrox 1 point2 points ago

You have just reposted the top reddit post of all time, for your cake day no less.

[–]xJarace 1 point2 points ago

Repost from R/ALL TOP OF ALL TIME. SERIOUSLY

[–]Doogiesham 1 point2 points ago

This is easily the boldest repost I have ever seen

Same title and everything... how have people not seen the 2nd top post on Reddit?

[–]danceinthepuddles 0 points1 point ago

I had not seen this. Not everyone reads Reddit in your prescribed manner. I am still cool like Fonzie.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

isn't this one of the top rated posts of all time?

[–]The-tits -1 points0 points ago

I keep reading the title as "The Knight Bus" like from Harry Potter.

[–]grifkiller64 -3 points-2 points ago

Oh look, this post again.

[–]domokizun -2 points-1 points ago

Today I've learned there's truth behind saying "OP is a fag."

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[–]PimpsNHoes 7 points8 points ago

*reeks

[–]krelin 3 points4 points ago

*wreaths

[–]amc21 -2 points-1 points ago

Guy pulled a Bruce Lee. "Way of fighting without fighting." Enter the Dragon, pretty good lessons in there.

[–]KeepSmilingAmerica -2 points-1 points ago

Seen this happen in San Francisco as well. Repost though it may be, shit is still funny.

[–]deep_FREEZE -2 points-1 points ago

i had to urbandictionary what a bogan was and reading the definitions multiplied the funniness of this post.

[–]Space_Man_Alpha 0 points1 point ago

#2 most up voted thing last I check. Maybe #3 now.

[–]aliciousness -1 points0 points ago

If this makes front page someone will die tonight.

[–]tangerinelemons -2 points-1 points ago

As an Australian, I can confirm that this is a true story. I've seen people act like right cunts, and occasionally one decent bloke/gal will get up and own them in a spectacular way.

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