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[–]jhunte29 405 points406 points ago

post this in r/pics, you'll be cumming karma for a week

EDIT: I'm a jackass

[–]opples_n_bononos 133 points134 points ago

you'll be cumming karma for a week

Beautiful

[–]beta_recognize 117 points118 points ago

Redditors just dont know how to convey the appropirate metaphor. What he meant was, he will be drizzled with a karma bukakke until the warm glaze seals his eyelids shut.

[–]albequirky 173 points174 points ago

I kinda want a Cinnabon now.

[–]PseudononymousChef 30 points31 points ago

Definitely just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[–]Strormageddon 13 points14 points ago

Now we must know; spit or swallow?

[–]smokeytrees420 24 points25 points ago

gargle

[–]Vexing 3 points4 points ago

Like the cum after the bukake.

[–]opples_n_bononos 9 points10 points ago

"The Glazed Doughnut Monster."

-Bill Cosby

[–]rawnoodles10 2 points3 points ago

Oh I'll glaze your donut, alright.

I'll pop my puddin' all over your chocolate.

[–]Dillenger69 2 points3 points ago

The kids these days, with the drippin' and the droppin' and the plippin' and the ploppin'!

[–]opples_n_bononos 3 points4 points ago

ok... you win.

[–]Manzaroon 6 points7 points ago

You know, you could have finished that sentence with "bukakke".

[–]Mista_Freeze 9 points10 points ago

[–]clone12TM 27 points28 points ago

More like r/wallpapers

[–]falconbox 32 points33 points ago

or in /r/earthporn

edit: someone really needs to make an NSFW gif of cumming upvotes.

[–]Dustin- 44 points45 points ago

[–]WubU2 23 points24 points ago

[–]BringingChaos 3 points4 points ago

That won't Chang anything.

[–]XDreadedmikeX 4 points5 points ago

Needs more penis.

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 4 points5 points ago

You say that like it doesn't already exist somewhere...

[–]beta_recognize 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, instead of WTF, go create r/wta (whattheawesome) if it doesnt exist already. And if anyone breaks the rules, you print this picture out, hold it in front of their face, and then punch their face.

[–]ExxL 5 points6 points ago

[–]monsterru 2 points3 points ago

This is the current world limit on honesty

[–]CUNT_FUCK_RIM_JOB 2 points3 points ago

I did the deed.

[–]Kylix_ 7 points8 points ago

Actually... No. I posted this about 4 months ago and received only a tiny drop of karma cum.

[–]mindwandering 2 points3 points ago

I'm always cumming.

[–]frontlawnstuff 147 points148 points ago

Go on! Now! Throw it in the fire MR. FRODOOOO

[–]JohnnyToxic6986 48 points49 points ago

I could carry it. Share the load?

[–]vulcanblight 49 points50 points ago

GAH! My eyes, a decade worth of homo related Frodo and Sam jokes and this is the one that did it.

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 6 points7 points ago

That is beautiful.

[–]Moopies 2 points3 points ago

Damnit. I KNEW that was going to end in jizz.

[–]MarkusGageClarkus 39 points40 points ago

See, see?! Fat little Hobbitses only wants the precious for himselfs!

[–]_liminal 42 points43 points ago

PO TAY TOE

[–]moonboy1 3 points4 points ago

Oh Sam...

[–]johnwongfat 2 points3 points ago

Good on you sir. My first reaction was, "Holy fucking Mordor!"

[–]2723brad2723 212 points213 points ago

That looks more like a volcanic eruption than a sand storm.

[–]Ermagerditsme 76 points77 points ago

Which is I think what OP meant - that this volcanic eruption, makes sandstorms look like child's play.

I don't think s/he meant this was a sandstorm.

[–]yagmot 15 points16 points ago

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

[–]partial_imbalance 3 points4 points ago

Volcanic eruption doesn't accurately describe a shitstorm of that magnitude.

[–]Dapwell 222 points223 points ago

That looks more like Hell than anything else.

[–]hi_yoooo 112 points113 points ago

That looks more like Mordor than anything else.

[–]HeWhoWas 31 points32 points ago

Shayol Ghul

[–]TheNewRavager 9 points10 points ago

I've yet to finish those books and I really want to.

[–]bowhiker 9 points10 points ago

They get so slowww

[–]mbyrd42 10 points11 points ago

Only in the middle of the series. Ending is pretty great. I'm 2/3 of my way through the final one and it's amazing!!

[–]HeWhoWas 2 points3 points ago

I'm on the last one! I'm sitting at my desk, waiting for code to compile, and trying to read snatches of paragraphs while it does so :-P

[–]enzune 5 points6 points ago

What a model nerd you are!

[–]HeWhoWas 2 points3 points ago

Awww shucks. I wear glasses as well. But from there, I start to lose nerd credibility.

[–]hazysummersky 2 points3 points ago

Did you know there's a prequel?

[–]BlackestNight21 6 points7 points ago

"...and Nynaeve sniffed disdainfully"

[–]MarkusGageClarkus 2 points3 points ago

I must ask, what books?

[–]I_am_salad 4 points5 points ago

Wheel of time.

[–]TuRmz 2 points3 points ago

I'm trying so hard. Originally I only got up to book 8 (about the time when 10 was released). Now I'm re-reading and am up to 7 and REALLY WANT TO FINISH THIS SHIT D=

[–]Marshalwoad 2 points3 points ago

Truly the best book series I have ever read! Would definitely recommend finishing all of them, plus the last one just came out 2 days ago so you wouldn't have to wait to finish the story!

[–]CJFizzle 2 points3 points ago

Last one just came in the mail today. Do it. It's worth it.

[–]ArtemisEntreri12 3 points4 points ago

The dark one awaits

[–]PerpetualFunkMachine 2 points3 points ago

Blood and bloody ashes youre right!

(PS just got the last book. So damn excited.)

[–]Ambitus 2 points3 points ago

=( Just finished the last book, I'm still in mourning over the loss of the series.

[–]iamaperson3133 2 points3 points ago

That looks more like photoshopped then anything else

[–]dplaya99 2 points3 points ago

One does not simply make it through a hell storm of such magnitude..

[–]bakedbaristo 2 points3 points ago

new Thy Art Is Murder album cover, anybody?

[–]squeekypablo 2 points3 points ago

I thought Half Life 2, but whatever.

[–]Glenntertain 3 points4 points ago

That looks more like a shitstorm than anything else.

[–]LurkerFree2012 4 points5 points ago

It's... A... Hellstorm?

[–]concernedparent2 2 points3 points ago

Looks like a Lightning Dragon to me.

[–]Joe_Kingly 24 points25 points ago

You are correct, sir. This is a lightning storm produced from the ash being thrust into the upper layer of the atmosphere.

Mmmm.... upper layer....

[–]palparepa 13 points14 points ago

Puyehue volcano, in Chile. Erupted in June 2011.

[–]feloniousmouse 5 points6 points ago

This looks more like my ex-wife when she wants alimony.

[–]SkyPork 3 points4 points ago

Yep. And those are already loads of fun.

[–]therealjoekony 6 points7 points ago

It's still pretty fuckin sweet though, amirite?

[–]Cpt3020 2 points3 points ago

more like evil cole mcgrath fighting the beast.

[–]derram_2 2 points3 points ago

[–]Stokyo 2 points3 points ago

It actually is a volcanic eruption. It's from the Chile Puyehue volcanic ash cloud.

[–]Psy-Crow 2 points3 points ago

That looks more like Sweet Home Alabama than a sand storm.

[–]CoolMcDouche 3 points4 points ago

That's because it is a volcanic eruption.

[–]Denathus 67 points68 points ago

pyrocastic stom.

I believe its because the particles in the cloud create so much friction with so much heat that electric charge is built very quickly. and because its so hot, the energy is forced to leap out faster.

Wich may also be way thunderstorms are more common in summer than winter? Need expert on this.

Post in r/meteorology? or r/vulcanology?

[–]jableshables 50 points51 points ago

That's pretty much it, but it's important to note that this photograph was taken with a relatively long exposure time, making the lightning look a lot more intense than it does to the naked eye.

This shit is awesome, but not as mindfuckingly pants-shittingly awesome as it appears.

[–]gpm479 20 points21 points ago

Would the lightning hitting the sand make a bunch of molten glass mid-air?

[–]ArchersTest910 12 points13 points ago

Doubtful. It would most likely burn to carbon something insignificant. Maybe a grain of glass but it wont stay molten, not enough mass to retain the heat. Where it strikes however, you might find some of this.

Keep in mind that sand+heat does not always equal glass as you see it every day. It could be very dirty but solid sand/glass sort of mixture that is not transparent at all.

[–]philonius 6 points7 points ago

So if I understand you clearly, what you're saying is, soon gigantic swords of glass will rain upon all of us, and it is definitely time to panic. Right?

[–]ArchersTest910 6 points7 points ago

Exactly. Best not piss off any thunder gods.

[–]FairlyInappropriate 3 points4 points ago

Oh, ahem... Guys, there's something I have to tell you... Last night I was, like, really drunk and... Well, there's no time to explain, we'd better get the fuck out of this planet.

[–]ObtuseAbstruse 7 points8 points ago

I fail to see how burning sand makes carbon. Last I checked there's no C in Silicon Dioxide.

[–]gpm479 5 points6 points ago

Perfect answer, thanks man.

[–]CampBenCh 3 points4 points ago

A lot of volcanic ash is already glass.

Source- I've looked at A LOT of volcanic ash under a microscope.

However, lightning does do some cool stuff when it hits sand (like a beach or desert).

[–]azrielundead 2 points3 points ago

Came into this thread hoping to find this answer.

[–]psychobilly1 2 points3 points ago

I was wondering the same thing. One would think so, but I feel like if it did, it would create rather small pieces, or it would create fragile pieces that would shatter when it hits the ground.

It would be interesting to see.

[–]Nitrogenica 3 points4 points ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it can't have been an especially long exposure time or else the detail of the clouds would be compromised. They're crisp, and I would imagine they'd be billowing and moving pretty violently so it seems like it must have been a short exposure.

(no expertise on cameras at all)

[–]ArchersTest910 2 points3 points ago

Heres a way to look at it. Yes it was a long exposure time, but what you are probably thinking about is a long exposure time of an evenly and constantly lit scene. With a scene like that motion becomes blurred as you can see every movement an object makes from A to B. But here the only real illumination is the lightning itself. So imagine a strobe light in a club. You see someones hand in one position, then as the strobe flashes again you see it in a different place. With a scene like this you only see the end result of the movements, not everything in between. So with each flash of lighting a crisp image is produced, and this resulting image is several of those combined into the same moment as we see it.

[–]holycheapshit 11 points12 points ago

FTFY pyroclastic storm.

[–]Itsapocalypse 7 points8 points ago

I hate to be this guy but I think you were going for *pyroclastic *storm

[–]Le_Drizzle 4 points5 points ago

It's a pyrocumulus cloud, which quite literally mean "fire cloud", caused by a volcanic eruption. The large amount of heat given off initiates the process known as convection.

Read about it more here, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrocumulus_cloud and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmospheric_convection

[–]burr0 2 points3 points ago

That's just a hell of a cloud.. tornado cloud =O

[–]ObtuseAbstruse 2 points3 points ago

There's also more water and energy in the atmosphere during summer. This = storms

[–]ChangeGetterOne 8 points9 points ago

BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW STALKER

[–]Bryanikan 6 points7 points ago

Really belongs in /r/pics

[–]vfruggie 28 points29 points ago

Reminds me of Thunderous Wrath from MTG

[–]Griddleman 18 points19 points ago

I was going to go with Pillar of Flame

[–]bseymour42 14 points15 points ago

[–]Batterskull 17 points18 points ago

NERDS! Who's excited for Dimir?

[–]vfruggie 4 points5 points ago

[–]KallistiEngel 2 points3 points ago

Red/Green is a color combo I almost never play. But I'm so pumped for Gruul in the new set. I mean, I'm excited for Dimir, they'll always be my favorite guild, but Gruul is gonna dominate in Limited.

[–]cptspas 4 points5 points ago

bow Boros here!

[–]itscoredawg 2 points3 points ago

Ahhh, the memories of Magic: The Gathering.

[–]bigglesxyz 2 points3 points ago

Correct; it is definitely Pillar of Flame, and nothing else anyone else is saying.

[–]scottsee 17 points18 points ago

Look at all that Antimatter!!!

[–]k_bob 4 points5 points ago

Easy there, Dan Brown.

[–]Xari 5 points6 points ago

Blowout soon, fellow STALKER!

[–]BTAx420 7 points8 points ago

why is this in WTF ? i want to see a butter knife slicing thru a frozen cock that is still attached the the indian tranny midget

[–]MEWOVER9000 44 points45 points ago

MEWTWO HAS ARRIVED!

[–]deegz10 9 points10 points ago

I was thinking more like Kratos

[–]Pav0n 2 points3 points ago

Kratos? He was only a man though. Kronos however, was a fucking Giant.

[–]Anjz 9 points10 points ago

I was thinking more like yo momma

[–]cheetofingerz 2 points3 points ago

Im thinking more Godzilla or War of the Worlds.

[–]Khiraji 2 points3 points ago

Zeus is really really drunk

[–]Kinexkid 17 points18 points ago

Fuckin' Science, man.

[–]cookiepocket 4 points5 points ago

How does it work?!? O_o

[–]Kinexkid 2 points3 points ago

Now I'm no expert, but i seems like the large amount of lightning is from all the static electricity of the dust coming from the volcano. The color is not 100% correct, it was most likely put through a filter, but it would have an orangish glow from the suns reflection off the ash and such.

[–]Tommy2255 2 points3 points ago

[–]crazyninjadude 6 points7 points ago

I personally don't think that this is really wtf, but it's definatly the coolest pic I've seen all month. If you have any more pics like this please post them

[–]Se7enLC 9 points10 points ago

[–]boonding 2 points3 points ago

I knew I wouldn't be the first person to mention Darude, but I was really hoping no one had gotten around to it.

[–]Suzukini 7 points8 points ago

Just FYI, there's a bunch more photos like that one here: Chile volcano eruption. The photographers name is Francisco Negroni if anyone wanted to know. A quick google image search for his name returns tons of other cool images too.

Edit: Found his Flicker account. Really cool stuff.

[–]ohhjonni 48 points49 points ago

Why is this WTF?

[–]middle-class-artist 135 points136 points ago

Because if you saw it in real life in front of you you'd be like 'WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!'

[–]BigBadMrBitches 24 points25 points ago

I would, and I'd probably start crying.

[–]Buckfutters 14 points15 points ago

I would, and I'd probably start pooping.

FTFY

[–]majicpowaz 6 points7 points ago

Like it takes that much for him to start shitting himself.

[–]Aj45 47 points48 points ago

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

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[–]PseudononymousChef 2 points3 points ago

*dem 'splosions

[–]Anjz 3 points4 points ago

GET DA WATAH NIGGUH

[–]Hinorashi 9 points10 points ago

Because lightning heats the sand and it becomes a glass storm.

[–]RisingBlackHole 5 points6 points ago

That's not a sandstorm though. It was a volcanic eruption in Chile two years ago

[–]Greg-2012 2 points3 points ago

I wonder if it's the eruption that took place while they were filming 'The Art of Flight'...btw...Great snowboarding series.

[–]Greg-2012 5 points6 points ago

amazing photo but it took a 1 minute exposure to capture all those bolts

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/06/pictures/110606-chile-volcano-lightning-science-ash-eruption/

[–]Paper_Hero 5 points6 points ago

Quick, this is the night of the great lightning storm. We got to get you BACK TO THE FUTURE!! http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/PQgDqEIEvvQ/mqdefault.jpg

[–]awesomeck 4 points5 points ago

How is Australia still inhabited?!

[–]renboZOM 4 points5 points ago

Even on the small screen of my phone, a beautiful picture. What I wouldn't give to witness an electrical storm like that in person!

[–]Bixby66 15 points16 points ago

Australia takes one more step towards becoming hell.

[–]wickedtheory 3 points4 points ago

Seriously need to go take a trip down there. Sandstorms and scorpions...and kangaroos.

[–]Bixby66 9 points10 points ago

I hear the kangaroos are throwing scorpions now.

[–]ithrowfruitatpeople 3 points4 points ago

Nikon D5100; f/5.6 with shutter at 1/1000. Filter D3200. Minor digital repair noted when I deconstructed the image.

[–]Mooney1 3 points4 points ago

Nice photo, what planet is that from?

[–]gila_monster_saliva 2 points3 points ago

Who ya gonna call?

[–]I_want_fun 3 points4 points ago

Anyone know where this pic is taken? Or is that a major photoshop experiment?

[–]youmumumakemehappy 3 points4 points ago

This looks like hell

[–]Freeroot 3 points4 points ago

Well, this can't be on earth cause the world hasn't ended yet... so..?

[–]djgump35 4 points5 points ago

Desert plus fart plus super stun gun, that's what I see. I would like to start a cinnamon challenge meme of stunning your farts, just in idea, I don't want to be the first to carry it out.

[–]beastwick001 4 points5 points ago

They aren't

[–]itsdraven 3 points4 points ago

Who will take the ring to Mordor?

[–]SparrOwSC2 2 points3 points ago

That's a lightning elemental with 4 attack and 1 defense.

[–]Gats420 4 points5 points ago

You and I have very different definitions of fun.

[–]sonicthehedgedog 4 points5 points ago

Go home nature, you're drunk.

[–]thedarknesseater 2 points3 points ago

If i could upvote this anymore i would

[–]fantasticreality 10 points11 points ago

The title makes sense to me. Do people not know sarcasm?

[–]Lon3Wolf64 7 points8 points ago

Idk why this is in /r/wtf, i think this is pretty cool

[–]RoflCopter4 3 points4 points ago

Why in the fuck is this in /r/WTF? This is just a photo of a goddamn thunderstorm.

[–]lerbius 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck are you doing here? You should be out flying.

[–]fhi08 3 points4 points ago

This is a volcano eruption, source: saw it on reddit months ago and was my desktop background for a week.

[–]AlusPryde 2 points3 points ago

This happened in my country. I love my country.

[–]switchback08 5 points6 points ago

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun

BOOM

dundun dundun dundun

BEEP

dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM

daddaddadadsadadadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddadadaddadadadadadadadadadadadaddadddadaddadadadd dadadadaddaddada d dadadddaddadaddadadadddadadada

[–]vinnie_the_chin 5 points6 points ago

Can we stop with this fucking trend? Just when /r/WTF gets its shit together, these storm pictures have to fuck it up again. Get your shit together /r/WTF.

[–]EvoMike 2 points3 points ago

This looks like the main monster is Green lantern, or even the cloud thing from Fantastic four.

[–]Mylaptopisburningme 2 points3 points ago

Tell that to my dog.

[–]HawaiianBrian 2 points3 points ago

"The storm has a name..."

[–]pineapplerewards 2 points3 points ago

If you think hell is fun ;)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Holyshitmordor

[–]ISODAK 2 points3 points ago

That's no sandstorm! It's a balrog!

[–]BlatheringMM 1 point2 points ago

This is how I imagine the apocalypse would look.

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 1 point2 points ago

I don't think that's good.

[–]AaroniusH 1 point2 points ago

ERMAHGERD! It's raining glass!

[–]pimp10034 1 point2 points ago

naahhh dudes, you guys just made zeus get mad. I think ZeBulbasaur likes it when his mad.

[–]floatingsharkinabox 1 point2 points ago

If that's legit then it's the most bad ass picture of all time.

[–]CelestialCanoe 1 point2 points ago

Sorry to be that guy. But this didn't happen all at once. This was taken with an extended period of exposure...

[–]dan5797 1 point2 points ago

Nothing in this photo really screams "fun" to me...

[–]Twelvey 1 point2 points ago

Mother nature just pissed her pantsuit...

[–]Winter-Stardust 1 point2 points ago

Holy... If that was coming at me I'd need new pants.

[–]slayerofkitties 1 point2 points ago

This is what meteorologists like to call a "shit storm"

[–]cakekween 1 point2 points ago

...Glass storm??

[–]Cincysfinests 1 point2 points ago

That cannot be real. Or not on this planet

[–]godset 1 point2 points ago

PURE. DEATH.

[–]ITchick 1 point2 points ago

The lightning looks a bit like a giant dragon. But this definitely isn't wtf, it's pretty frickin awesome actually.

[–]ArM_24 1 point2 points ago

You and me have different perspectives on "fun"

edit: spelling

[–]framedrag 1 point2 points ago

Why hello there Satan!

[–]Goblin_Guts 2 points3 points ago

This belongs in /r/Im14andthisisWTF

It's been a while since I've actually said "what the fuck" while looking through this sub.

[–]fenixfire510 1 point2 points ago

[–]smatastic 2 points3 points ago

I usually need to find an Ionic Charge before I can do that

[–]zombierapingmachine 0 points1 point ago

Where is the anus being ripped apart by a lightning? This should be in /r/pics it is a beautiful act of nature

[–]Sir_Narwhal 1 point2 points ago

Reminded me of this.

[–]rudedude89 1 point2 points ago

Damn nature you scary!

[–]anasfwgtd 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of Little Nemo

[–]DexDurden 1 point2 points ago

This is all I can see http://imgur.com/JS1Uu