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Okcupid has some classy fellas. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]makeshiftawesome 225 points226 points ago

All I can think of is this.

[–]DNAsly 100 points101 points ago

"It's a metaphor. But it really happened."

[–]Rick_Heinegeber 28 points29 points ago

You know in some cultures they only eat vomit

[–]MacGuyverism 26 points27 points ago

That balances those where they only vomit what they eat.

[–]Rick_Heinegeber 28 points29 points ago

wtf did I just read

[–]CreepygENT 6 points7 points ago

I've never been there but I read about it. In a book.

[–]_wazowski 1 point2 points ago

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship.

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

You gotta burn it! To earn it!

[–]Metalhead242 0 points1 point ago

technically doesn't someone have to originally eat REAL food in order to create vomit for the other members of this culture to feast upon? if not then i dont know how this culture would be self sustaining

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    [–]caseyjhol 3 points4 points ago

    "So not only do I find out yesterday I'm adopted, the people I've been calling 'mom' and 'dad' are actually infertile impostors who bought me outside of a meth clinic in Cincinatti for two boxes of Sudafed, but I also get this news dropped on me: my birth father, Bruce, he needs a kidney and I'm the only match! And apparently Bruce needs it stat. Mhm, you need it stat, Bruce? HUH? Well maybe I needed a father stat, instead of this stay-at-home-dad who showers me with love every day of my life this goddamn spermless liar! So now I gotta be at Kaiser Permanente tomorrow at 6:00 am. I know. Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital. Managed care. It's ironic, huh? He never managed to care for me."

    [–]Fake__Statistics 0 points1 point ago

    60% probability that this is from the movie titled "Fired Up"

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      [–]gawright87 49 points50 points ago

      This one is definitely relevant as well.

      [–]SuprChckn 7 points8 points ago

      Just kidding but not really

      [–]logicaless 169 points170 points ago

      Nothing says romance like getting curb stomped in the vagoo.

      [–]greenyellowbird 51 points52 points ago

      vagoo

      My new favorite word for a pickle holder.

      [–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

      Damn, pickle holder replaces squish mitten as my favorite now.

      [–]jdcooktx 4 points5 points ago

      Sausage wallet.

      [–]TotallyNotThatOneGuy 21 points22 points ago

      I prefer "meat locker".

      [–]hartofeugene 55 points56 points ago

      Sometimes I call it a vagina

      [–]cfx 22 points23 points ago

      That's just crazy.

      [–]hartofeugene 15 points16 points ago

      During sex I say things like "womanly creature, do ye enjoy my penis in thine vaginal cavity?"

      [–]tvreruns 74 points75 points ago

      Does the fleshlight ever answer?

      [–]tripleblack 18 points19 points ago

      Yes, it makes a 'blurping' noise.

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        [–]TheRobotRabbit 9 points10 points ago

        do ye

        doth thou FTFY

        [–]WhatTheGentlyCaress 19 points20 points ago

        dost thou FTFTFYFY

        doth is 3rd person, as in "doth she enjoy my penis ... etc"

        [–]TheRobotRabbit 8 points9 points ago

        That's...correct.

        Damn.

        [–]muckdrop 8 points9 points ago

        It's called a front bum.

        [–]iia 3 points4 points ago

        Salmon orchid.

        [–]the_str 5 points6 points ago

        salami drapes

        [–]lostpasswordaccount 2 points3 points ago

        Beef curtains

        [–]bwever 8 points9 points ago

        I like "baby gap".

        [–]hartofeugene 6 points7 points ago

        Because you go in wearing a raincoat and come out with tiny trendy middle class baby outfits?

        [–]WEDub 3 points4 points ago

        Relevant

        [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

        I like "axe wound" too

        [–]NULLACCOUNT 9 points10 points ago

        I heard (read) "cock socket" the other day.

        [–]CptMisery 5 points6 points ago

        At work the other day I coined the term "Flesh Flower"

        [–]wishinghand 2 points3 points ago

        I always liked the cadence of hatchet wound more.

        [–]Rixxer 9 points10 points ago

        "ham wallet"

        [–]Potchi79 13 points14 points ago

        shame cave

        [–]letsroll 3 points4 points ago

        Shame hill is a German name for it.

        [–]derpadobbs 4 points5 points ago

        Spam purse.

        [–]Potchi79 7 points8 points ago

        bitch wrinkle?

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          [–]NefariousInstigator 4 points5 points ago

          Roast beef curtains

          [–]GrandLordFarday 0 points1 point ago

          Would make a good sequel.

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            [–]crazzybabby 3 points4 points ago

            I don't see sausage wallet anywhere?

            [–]kayla_kixx 1 point2 points ago

            I prefer to call it a vagenie

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              [–]damontoo 5 points6 points ago

              See, maybe this is like what spammers do when they make their messages so unbelievable that only the dumbest people respond to them. If he just wants sex from slutty chicks and absolutely zero possibility for a relationship, he's probably doing it right.

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                [–]Paintballer6960 47 points48 points ago

                "Just kidding, but for real"...I'm confused.

                [–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

                He doesn't want to seem like a dbag but does want to demonstrate to the women that he is good in the sack

                [–]Berserker2c 16 points17 points ago

                If fast/rough/pounding sex constitutes good in the sack... a highly questionable premise.

                [–]justthisonce88 20 points21 points ago

                If fast/rough/pounding sex constitutes good in the sack... a highly questionable premise.

                For some women it certainly does.

                [–]flyingturdmonster 2 points3 points ago

                If fast/rough/pounding sex constitutes good in the sack... a highly questionable premise.

                For some women it certainly does.

                I'd go closer to "most women." Then again, my sample set could be skewed.

                [–]pburn883 4 points5 points ago

                If fast/rough/pounding sex constitutes good in the sack... a highly questionable premise.

                For some women it certainly does.

                I'd go closer to "most women." Then again, my sample set could be skewed.

                remember the whisper song "beat the pussy up beat the pussy up" Taught me that classy ladies to to get the pussy beaten up. And we all know rappers know their shit.

                [–]gidonfire 5 points6 points ago

                If fast/rough/pounding sex constitutes good in the sack... a highly questionable premise.

                For some women it certainly does.

                I'd go closer to "most women." Then again, my sample set could be skewed.

                remember the whisper song "beat the pussy up beat the pussy up" Taught me that classy ladies to to get the pussy beaten up. And we all know rappers know their shit.

                Is this how we're doing it now?

                [–]Steams 6 points7 points ago

                All these tumbler post are getting to us

                [–]ruffus4life 0 points1 point ago

                sometimes the ability to do fast squats for 10min is really handy

                [–]rexsilex 0 points1 point ago

                Your mom seems to like it an awful lot.

                [–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

                This is also known as "being a dbag".

                [–]lanbrocalrissian 26 points27 points ago

                I'm kidding, unless you're into it then I'm not kidding at all.

                [–]hartofeugene 2 points3 points ago

                "Ill literally do anything you ask in my power for sex"

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                  [–]sp00kyd00m 13 points14 points ago

                  Its called hedging your bets

                  [–]Metalhead242 2 points3 points ago

                  so indecisive...

                  [–]wieners 6 points7 points ago

                  Might be a deal breaker.

                  [–]SeriouslyDave 4 points5 points ago

                  Wait, "jk" means just kidding? I always thought it was "joke" without the vowels, you know, like what kids do.

                  [–]Lilcheeks 3 points4 points ago

                  welcome

                  [–]ruffus4life 1 point2 points ago

                  just learned mfw (my face when) thought it meant (mother fucking win)

                  [–]deer_riffs 320 points321 points ago

                  At least he's not... beating around the bush. I'll see myself out.

                  [–]stillnotking 56 points57 points ago

                  No, he's thinking inside the box.

                  [–]LiteweightPhenomenal 13 points14 points ago

                  I EAT THE PIZZA UP! UP! UP! UP! UP!

                  Bonus song joke: "Can't ya see, my pizza burnin!"

                  [–]jdcooktx 2 points3 points ago

                  I'm not the only one who hears that song that way?

                  [–]LiteweightPhenomenal 0 points1 point ago

                  Hahaha we must kick it at the same pub.

                  [–]korkow 0 points1 point ago

                  I walk for miles! I feel them burnin!

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                    [–]forkandbowl 34 points35 points ago

                    I met my wife there...

                    [–]theStingraY 103 points104 points ago

                    She met him there, too.

                    [–]masterDOOM 216 points217 points ago

                    jk but for real, she did.

                    [–]drunkdoor 21 points22 points ago

                    ooooohhhHHWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

                    [–]___----- 98 points99 points ago

                    Get up. Come on get down with the sickness.

                    [–]MosEisleyCantona 9 points10 points ago

                    Your user name frightens me.

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                      [–]HanWolo 14 points15 points ago

                      http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/185tnmdarm21dgif/original.gif

                      [–]64oz_Slurprise 1 point2 points ago

                      Sure, and then backed away slowly.

                      [–]Chubbstock 7 points8 points ago

                      me too, 10/10, would wife again.

                      [–]forkandbowl 2 points3 points ago

                      lol... I always liked them because the site's former owners seemed to have a sense of humor

                      [–]jared030858 6 points7 points ago

                      In all honesty how? Most of the women I've met on there are batshit insane, just plain social awkward, and fat(ter) than their pictures.

                      [–]forkandbowl 3 points4 points ago

                      Went through a few crazy and fatter than their pic ones to find the good one..

                      [–]Atsir 0 points1 point ago

                      Yeah man. I got FGAS'd more times than I could count on OKC

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                        [–]theeeetechkid 9 points10 points ago

                        Honesty is the best policy. He has that going for him at least.

                        [–]protein_shake 20 points21 points ago

                        Honestly, I'm gonna rape you.

                        [–]NotSoGreatDane 14 points15 points ago

                        Just kidding, honestly, I'm gonna rape you.

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                          [–]dageekywon 0 points1 point ago

                          The scary thing is that there are women who thought the same thing and sent him a message.

                          Make fun of him all you want....but I bet he scored with it. Thats the scary part.

                          [–]Vsx 2 points3 points ago

                          It's not that scary. People who think he's funny can pair off with him and get that pussy beat up. win/win

                          [–]accdodson 0 points1 point ago

                          We have no way of knowing this.

                          [–]dageekywon 0 points1 point ago

                          The only thing would be to look at the age of the profile I guess.

                          I'm figuring if its been up more than a month, he either abandoned it or its working.

                          [–]1speedbike 33 points34 points ago

                          This reminds me of one time I sold some wheels on craigslist. I got an email from a guy I thought just HAD to be a scammer/joke, so I looked up the email on google. Just googled his email, that's all. Turns out he's real, from the 'hood, and has a profile on an ethnically oriented singles website. Outside of a Lil' Wayne song lyrics website, I don't think I've ever seen the word "pussy" written on my computer screen that many times. And not just that... like hundreds of different things he would like to do to/with said pussies.

                          Needless to say, I still met up with him (in a well-lit, public parking lot) to sell him the wheels. In person he was just your stereotypical slightly overweight, jolly, friendly black dude. Just a completely regular guy. Little did he know that I knew the extent of his sexual depravity. Now I can't look at anyone on the street.. black, white, brown, yellow, what have you... without wondering about what their "online" personality is like vs their IRL personality.

                          [–]burf 14 points15 points ago

                          Everyone wants to engage in activities with the pussy when you put them on the Internet.

                          [–]theroachsays 9 points10 points ago

                          Be careful what you wish for...

                          [–]two 3 points4 points ago

                          in a well-lit, public parking lot

                          If I were taking such precautions, I think I would just opt to meet during the day...

                          [–]better_red 28 points29 points ago

                          "I'm going to Chris brown your sweaty love glove"

                          [–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 15 points16 points ago

                          SWOON

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                            [–]phedre 21 points22 points ago

                            I bet elsewhere in his profile he says he's a "nice guy".

                            [–]Vsx 2 points3 points ago

                            He's misunderstood so women don't give him a chance but if they did he'd beat that pussy up fo sho.

                            [–]Going_to_Pasalacqua 5 points6 points ago

                            Relax, he was jk.

                            [–]summerofevidence 80 points81 points ago

                            This is funny and all. But I think there's got to be some sort of moderation going on as far as privacy. For the same reason we black out names for facebook posts. If you're going to upload his picture, at the very least, black out his eyes.

                            [–]drunkdoor 294 points295 points ago

                            face looked blacked out to me

                            [–]johnnygrant 101 points102 points ago

                            http://i.imgur.com/Krroj.jpg

                            [–]beeper917 38 points39 points ago

                            Huehuehuehuehue

                            [–]Terd_Bergler 10 points11 points ago

                            This gets me every time.

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                              [–]jwd20 8 points9 points ago

                              http://i.imgur.com/HEOJs.gif

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                                [–]codersarepeople 2 points3 points ago

                                No, when somebody friends me on facebook, I've entered an unspoken agreement not to post their stuff to non-friends, without ensuring privacy.

                                However, with OK Cupid, everybody's profiles are public to anybody who makes an account.

                                [–]ihavebigjiji 6 points7 points ago

                                This might be difficult

                                [–]chuckbass 4 points5 points ago

                                yes, but okcupid profiles can be seen by anyone with an account - and accounts are free and easy to set up, so they essentially can be seen by anyone. Facebook profiles are typically "private" and can only be seen by "friends" that the person friended back. Putting something on your okcupid profile is putting something for the world to see. So here it's his own damn fault, as opposed to the shitty "friend" who is posting your "private" fb post all over the internets. Just my opinion on internet etiquette. I find OP innocent.

                                [–]tangeroo2 4 points5 points ago

                                That's true, but when people sign up for OkCupid, I think that they can reasonably expect not to have their pictures uploaded on Reddit for millions of people to see. When people sign up for OkCupid accounts, I am sure that they are hoping that they will blend into the crowd.

                                When I walk down the street in public, sure, I do so knowing that anyone can see me, but I still don't expect to have my face uploaded on a very popular website with a sarcastic caption beneath it.

                                [–]MrLocust 2 points3 points ago

                                So you hate pretty much every human based meme?

                                [–]tangeroo2 1 point2 points ago

                                Yes, kinda. I don't see how that's a reasonable argument. Human memes are pretty large violations of personal privacy, unless they're done with full consent.

                                [–]MrLocust 0 points1 point ago

                                Argument? I asked a question. Though from looking through your history, you don't seem to be exactly outraged every time someone posts a picture of a ghetto black person without their consent, now are you?

                                http://i.imgur.com/UGKyP.jpg

                                [–]two 3 points4 points ago

                                This is why I can't have an OkCupid account. At least not for my local community. Maybe for a city it would work, but the complete and utter lack of anonymity otherwise is too much for my tastes. Of course, you could leave out the picture and other details, but then you might as well not be on there in the first place.

                                [–]shillbert -1 points0 points ago

                                Well yeah, that's kinda what it's for. Cities. I always assumed that in small communities you could just, like, talk to people.

                                [–]two 2 points3 points ago

                                I didn't know that you couldn't talk to people in cities. Damn it, what will Emperor Bloomberg ban next.

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                                  [–]SoupermanPants 10 points11 points ago

                                  "While this statement is made a joking matter by the addition of the letters 'J' and 'K', in actuality I am quite adpet in the ability to administer physical damage to a female's loins"

                                  [–]milkgasm 4 points5 points ago

                                  When he gets a message

                                  [–]BeenWildin 52 points53 points ago

                                  Why are you just gonna post his shit all over reddit

                                  [–]Boobasaurus 15 points16 points ago

                                  OP is just expanding his audience and increasing his chances.

                                  [–]anunciationday 5 points6 points ago

                                  okcupid is basically public though, its not like its someone's private facebook.

                                  [–]hartofeugene 8 points9 points ago

                                  This is the 2nd post like this and ill address it now because frankly its pissing me off.

                                  We live in a society that esteems privacy and lacks openness and accountability. If you put yourself onto a public service and say dumb shit in a small familial community you know what happens? People call you a dumbshit.

                                  But for some reason the internet with all of its extremely ambiguous moral definitions begs for anonymity. Thats fine with me. Go to /b/ (I do) but if you slip up and put information on the internet so worthy of public interception and analysis, and dont have the balls to say "yeah I dont give a fuck tell the world I gots the twirk when I puts it to work" then you fucked up.

                                  That is true freedom.

                                  [–]tangeroo2 2 points3 points ago

                                  I entirely disagree. When people post information on small websites like OkCupid they're expecting (fairly reasonably) to blend into the crowd. It's true that the person in the original image did something very stupid, but he never expected that he would be posted on a very popular website with a sarcastic caption underneath his image.

                                  Yes, I agree the person was being shortsighted, but "punishing him" by publicly humiliating him is far too severe, in my opinion.

                                  [–]LemonHerb 3 points4 points ago

                                  Protip for Okcupid users. If someone has access to your email they have access to your account. When it sends you an email that you have a message you click it and it logs you in without a password and access to everything. And it's not because of a saved cookie because it doesn't have to be on the same computer.

                                  [–]tgunter 1 point2 points ago

                                  Well, to be fair, most sites use email for password recovery. Moral of the story is keep your email account secure.

                                  [–]LemonHerb 2 points3 points ago

                                  This is slightly different in this case. Let's say you are on work email, and your computer administrator or boss has access to your email, and for whatever reason you signed up for okcupid through work. They can, in fact, access your account if they can access that email.

                                  [–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 2 points3 points ago

                                  If you sign up for OK Cupid with a work e-mail address, you deserve to have a giant penis as your profile picture.

                                  [–]foss333 3 points4 points ago

                                  For his target demographic, it's probably very successful. That demographic being really desperate fat girls with low self-esteem.

                                  [–]diddly__squat 5 points6 points ago

                                  I met my current dude there. You have to sift through a lot of HEY GIRL U HAVE A COOL BODY CAN I TAKE YOU ON THE TOWN 2 NITE? to get to the gems.

                                  [–]bowhunter6274 5 points6 points ago

                                  Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker

                                  [–]AnonyDonny 9 points10 points ago

                                  He knows what half the people on OKCupid really want.

                                  [–]archerx 17 points18 points ago

                                  Ambiguity?

                                  [–]ojoil 7 points8 points ago

                                  more or less

                                  [–]frankie_prankster 1 point2 points ago

                                  That earned a snort.

                                  [–]Meatslinger 1 point2 points ago

                                  Professional cat boxer.

                                  [–]WorldOneWon 2 points3 points ago

                                  We all laugh but you know there is a girl out there that went after him because of that.

                                  [–]petzl20 2 points3 points ago

                                  in his defense, by

                                  beatin up that pussy haha

                                  i think he means fucking it so hard he leaves it unrecognizable and is liable to charges of assault.

                                  [–]skelooth -4 points-3 points ago

                                  Here we go again, reddit is posting pictures of strangers and ridiculing them over personal issues. Reddit, sometimes you really suck, and I hope the "finding gold on okcupid" meme dies off soon. So. Not. Cool.

                                  [–]ukmhz 1 point2 points ago

                                  personal issues? is this real life?

                                  [–]SumnerSolstice 4 points5 points ago

                                  Nope. Chuck Testa.

                                  [–]fancy_dinnerbottoms 0 points1 point ago

                                  It's just fantasy

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                                    [–]Conradfr 1 point2 points ago

                                    He got nothing on reddit's Dating Site Murderer.

                                    [–]iamsofired 1 point2 points ago

                                    He's a keeper.

                                    [–]palmettome 1 point2 points ago

                                    what a gentlemen

                                    [–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

                                    Like LoveRance he beats the pussy up.

                                    [–]mysticsavage 1 point2 points ago

                                    You know, he could be one of the Ying Yang Twins.

                                    [–]playboywillis 1 point2 points ago

                                    I think that guy had a labotomy. Look at the scar on his head!

                                    [–]Rixxer 1 point2 points ago

                                    Things like this make me feel great about myself. I just think "Damn, I am one well adjusted dude..."

                                    [–]Bloodytush 0 points1 point ago

                                    "I beat that cunt Rihanna up jk but seriously"

                                    [–]ermahgerdertsmer 0 points1 point ago

                                    that makes me think of this

                                    [–]Fisted_by_Negroes 1 point2 points ago

                                    Please, do not underestimate this man.

                                    [–]BuffetScientist 1 point2 points ago

                                    BEAT IT UUUUUUUUP!!!!

                                    [–]oDFx 1 point2 points ago

                                    Very productive repost.

                                    [–]remyseven 1 point2 points ago

                                    This is a classic example of how a lot of jokes are evidence of truth, at least in some part.

                                    When people kid around or are "just joking," they really aren't. What they mean to say is that they are just "playing around" with what's on their mind.

                                    You see, just because you are joking doesn't make what you previously said irrelevant. Just the opposite. It's because you did say it, that makes it relevant. And this is because your mind thought of the joking comment. It went there. It actually spent some amount of time on the subject it was joking about. Enough so that you went to the next step and blurted out a comment on it.

                                    The real trick to finding the truth in jokes is figuring out what degree they are true. Or what part of it is true. Sometimes that it is not so apparent.

                                    [–]ryanalwayswins18 0 points1 point ago

                                    http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dodgeball-stiller-150.jpg just kidding, but not really.

                                    [–]ryanalwayswins18 0 points1 point ago

                                    Posted this. Then realized someone beat me to it already :(

                                    [–]swatson69 0 points1 point ago

                                    Pussy isn't the only thing he's good at beating

                                    [–]justinkimball 0 points1 point ago

                                    http://fedorasofokc.tumblr.com/

                                    [–]crustyloaf 0 points1 point ago

                                    All I hope is that this is a redditor

                                    [–]The_Master_of_LOLZ 0 points1 point ago

                                    Chris Brown does the same thing

                                    [–]natedeeezy 0 points1 point ago

                                    Again, reddit fails to be culturally literate.

                                    [–]throwAwayMama123 0 points1 point ago

                                    Came to check that the top 3 comments either apologize or get angry for making fun of black people, or indirectly make fun of white people in response. Reddit did not disappoint.

                                    [–]igatszu 0 points1 point ago

                                    Catish

                                    [–]BoilerMaker11 0 points1 point ago

                                    his face is so...unassuming. I would expect a profile pic more like this with a caption like that

                                    edit: lol @ the link url. "If you see a 50 in the muthafucka I'm pussy"

                                    [–]antonvowl 0 points1 point ago

                                    I like this, it shows the guy has a sense of humour, but we're also reminded twice about his ability to 'beat up that pussy', which I'm sure is a quality a lot of women look for in a partner.

                                    [–]matts41 0 points1 point ago

                                    What's he supposed to do, lie?

                                    [–]EroSennin78 1 point2 points ago

                                    Why would punching a cat in the face help him get laid?

                                    [–]shamanicspacebum 0 points1 point ago

                                    Jezebel's dreamboat.

                                    [–]ratmdex 0 points1 point ago

                                    Catfish

                                    [–]Average-as-hell 0 points1 point ago

                                    so these guys need to be putting grumpy cat in the background of this. Perhaps give him a black eye?

                                    [–]FoxTheSly 1 point2 points ago

                                    OKCupid is great place to meet people...

                                    [–]Rockerdude34 1 point2 points ago

                                    Reminds me of This.

                                    [–]bournishire 0 points1 point ago

                                    He goes into Yoda talk at the end there.

                                    [–]VelveetaBloodfucker -1 points0 points ago

                                    Pussy lookin' like Rodney King when he's through with it.

                                    [–]soperfluous 0 points1 point ago

                                    i feel like there could be an entire subreddit devoted to ridiculous OKCupid shit.

                                    [–]ConveyorofThings 0 points1 point ago

                                    This is the shit I compete with on that site? :/

                                    [–]derpoftheherpderps 0 points1 point ago

                                    AMA Request: Guy who's really good at "beatin up that pussy".

                                    [–]moscova89 0 points1 point ago

                                    Why do bald people wear du-rags?

                                    [–]BananaSmoothie 0 points1 point ago

                                    Apparently this guy is the ex of someone I know. Poor Jamal

                                    [–]InsaneSensation 0 points1 point ago

                                    Coach?

                                    [–]TheCarolingian 0 points1 point ago

                                    I'm loving the green half 'fro

                                    [–]somverso 0 points1 point ago

                                    okcupidenemies is the best thing ever and I dont know why I have to have a password for it

                                    [–]johnsmith9219 0 points1 point ago

                                    In before Chris Brown jokes.

                                    [–]wafflack 0 points1 point ago

                                    he looks gross...

                                    [–]jesticide 0 points1 point ago

                                    Gonna create another account so I can upvote this twice.

                                    [–]Hefeweize 1 point2 points ago

                                    Why would someone wanna punch and kick pussy?

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