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She's Mine (i.imgur.com)

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[–]RunningInSquares 40 points41 points ago

Well I was going to fight you for her, but since you have a sword I guess that's k. She's all yours.

[–]nosleepatall 41 points42 points ago

DAE wonder which positions are possible/comfortable for them?

[–]savageboredom 25 points26 points ago

I was actually thinking of the sound it would make. It made me chuckle.

[–]anangrybanana 46 points47 points ago

Like Jell-O being thrown at a beached whale.

[–]JDepak 8 points9 points ago

Trying not to laugh at this at work possibly just gave me an aneurysm

[–]bang_Noir 1 point2 points ago

Fisting an extra large jar of mayo.

[–]revolvingdoor 3 points4 points ago

silent, it's like a waterbed except without the sound of water.

[–]catacombine 7 points8 points ago

Like slapping a whoopee cushion against a garbage bag full of mayonnaise.

[–]inFeathers 11 points12 points ago

Flaps.

[–]unkleman 10 points11 points ago

She may be obese, but don't refer to her as an "it".

[–]ShasneKnasty 14 points15 points ago

don't you know? this is actually r/bullying

[–]unkleman 2 points3 points ago

...I am actually okay with that provided it doesnt cross irl.

[–]ShasneKnasty 5 points6 points ago

I'm never okay with bullying.

[–]unkleman 6 points7 points ago

What are you going to do about it? Are you going to cry like a baby? Hey everyone, ShasneKnasty is actually a baby!

You are right, I am actually pretty empathetic to the people who make us cringe.

[–]ShasneKnasty 4 points5 points ago

I thought /r/cringe was about people doing things that made them embarrassed, thus making us embarrassed by watching. None of the current top posts are people who are embarrassed. Just people being weird and the comments making fun of them.

[–]unkleman 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes subs grow beyond their original purpose.

[–]ShasneKnasty -1 points0 points ago

In my opinion cringing is more fun than bullying. I guess I'll see myself out.

[–]Aldir 0 points1 point ago

You're right. It's two of them so the proper them is "those."

[–]armauld -4 points-3 points ago

Smell?

[–]tineyeit 0 points1 point ago

My dick just cringed.

[–]fuzzay 82 points83 points ago

You can have her.

[–]zakadak 11 points12 points ago

My friend used to have a saying, "Acres and acres of land, and it's all mine."

[–]Cee-Mon 20 points21 points ago

HUGE...TRACTS OF LAND!

[–]MysicPlato 1 point2 points ago

IN A SWAMP?

[–]Cee-Mon 1 point2 points ago

Well that's certainly what it looks like.

[–]MysicPlato 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck, how am I ever going to build there?

[–]gordonz88 0 points1 point ago

Tell me about dem rabbits George..

[–]asull822 0 points1 point ago

I don't want her, she didn't love me, ENYWEHH

[–]MyBoyfriendIsAFucker 29 points30 points ago

What kind of 'photographer' would actually stamp their name on this?

[–]greatdaychap 6 points7 points ago

Hopefully he knew people would find it funny and his name would get around

[–]faaarmer 20 points21 points ago

"Will take pictures of literally ANYTHING".

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

I misread that as "aroused".

[–]VuVuLoster 28 points29 points ago

I hate that I noticed this... but you can see the outline of his dong through the Jeans.

[–]whydidisaythatwhy 26 points27 points ago

Why did I immediately go back to the photo to look for the outline as soon as I read this?

[–]XxvillianxX 26 points27 points ago

Because life is a tortured existence.

[–]damien5314 9 points10 points ago

I think I see what VuVu is referring to, but to me it looks like there's just a huge bulge of fat there and with the natural creases in the jeans, it's just too ambiguous for me to say I can see a cock outline

[–]RoughBear 5 points6 points ago

Twist: there's no outline...

[–]gulpeg 12 points13 points ago

One of the few times you win by losing

[–]Vivian1993 12 points13 points ago

Awwww. Thats cute in some awful way. Still cringing though.

[–]flytaggart1 8 points9 points ago

I find it a little cool that in all the world, these two managed to find their perfect match. But still, cringe.

[–]DocSub 10 points11 points ago

Say what you will about this guy, but he got laid that night by a woman he loves.

[–]xerim 3 points4 points ago

I SAID BACK OFF

[–]armauld 0 points1 point ago

Get your own sandwi...I mean girlfriend!

[–]redandblack555 5 points6 points ago

I feel sorry for that poor photographer.

[–]rajjiv -1 points0 points ago

That photographer saw a lot of things that should not be seen by any God-fearin' man that day.

[–]WeekendWarrior25 5 points6 points ago

I'm just glad he's wearing pants

[–]alexdaga 14 points15 points ago

Porkahuntus is all mine!! I will not share!

[–]gladd86 8 points9 points ago

I really like it.

[–]DanaKaZ 8 points9 points ago

Guys, guys, it's not what you think. She's his lunch.

[–]GDarkwolf 16 points17 points ago

I won't make fun of him, because at least he has a woman, which is something I have never had. =/

[–]BlameTheNinja 5 points6 points ago

Maybe you're not going for girls in your league

[–]wehaddababyeetsaboy 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit dude, go get one you can't possibly look worse than this fucking guy... what's stopping you?

[–]IAmAtomato 3 points4 points ago

Hug

Go socialize, bruh, i guarantee you that you will find at least one girl who is your match as an SO. Everybody has a match. :) Don't sell yourself short.

[–]blue_oxen 3 points4 points ago

Ill trade you a ham sandwich for the sword and kick in a milk shake for a B.J. from your lady friend there.

[–]ericksonvu 3 points4 points ago

But you have to watch while you eat your sandwich and I wield your sword

[–]gulpeg 5 points6 points ago

You win, I concede, you can keep her

[–]wertdirt 7 points8 points ago

He looks like a young John Candy

[–]PolishHammerMK 8 points9 points ago

I miss John candy. He was funny.

[–]Karmical 4 points5 points ago

Siblings.

[–]parkinglotguy 9 points10 points ago

Personally I find it nice that a horrific naked woman and a shirtless fat man in mom-jeans can come together and find love in this world. They can share their love of nudity, awkward photographs and swords.

That being said, they should be sterilized with a hand grenade.

[–]Secret_of_Mana 2 points3 points ago

Why should they be sterilized?

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[–]Eyes2sea 3 points4 points ago

No words... Just cringe

[–]Demynhunter 3 points4 points ago

Ho-ly shit.

[–]sebalinsky 3 points4 points ago

nsfw?

[–]meteltron2000 -1 points0 points ago

Yet another perfect example of why Gor would never work in real life: All the normal people would just push them over and walk away while they flailed on the ground.

[–]Wolvenheart -1 points0 points ago

You can have her, no worries.

[–]weaverster -1 points0 points ago

Sweet face swap

[–]Jilli-bean -1 points0 points ago

Dukane?

[–]punkfarmer 0 points1 point ago

*Duquesne

FTFY

[–]Therefrigerator 0 points1 point ago

He looks kind of like a chubby Leonardo di Caprio.

[–]einssein 0 points1 point ago

You take that back.

[–]DeadCenterAverage 0 points1 point ago

crixus and naevia have really let themselves go.

[–]Tnuff 0 points1 point ago

It looks like they can barely stand

[–]KTSlix 0 points1 point ago

I.... I........ I........... headshake I've got nothing

[–]PanFiluta 0 points1 point ago

Oh you can have her.

[–]Nonameuser1 1 point2 points ago

Know your meme link http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/classy-couple

[–]CaptHayes 0 points1 point ago

ACK ACK

[–]ryanasimov -1 points0 points ago

Real question: why do obese females have masculine faces? Why does fat remove femininity?

[–]SpockLivesOn 1 point2 points ago

Imagine if this were a really attractive male and a really attractive woman in this picture. Not so cringey now is it? Not saying this isn't cringey, but I find it interesting.

[–]AspiringGeodudeMode 22 points23 points ago

Light wash jeans, a bad tattoo, and a cheap-looking fantasy sword? I think it would still be pretty cringeworthy.

[–]SpockLivesOn 5 points6 points ago

Yes. Imagine the actor who plays Thor with a naked Scarlet Johansen holding on to him.

[–]Makah_Behr 2 points3 points ago

You had me at Thor.

[–]uuhson 5 points6 points ago

I thought about this for a long while since I read this comment, and I honestly don't agree at all. the fact that their bodies are so unatractive(to me at least, I'm not trying to be cruel) is what at least most of why this photo is ridiculous. that's just me though /shrug

[–]NoPostingPrivileges 3 points4 points ago

I don't think even professional models could pull this off.

[–]thang1thang2 1 point2 points ago

And dat facial expression on the girl. Ouch.

[–]wehaddababyeetsaboy 0 points1 point ago

And if your Aunt had balls she'd be your uncle.

[–]uberbob79 1 point2 points ago

Imagine how much karma one could reap if one copied this picture but:
* replaced chick with cat
* took weekly update pics of 'lost weight'
* make a gif of the process
* affix worthy post title

[–]GDarkwolf 0 points1 point ago

And in the last picture, a non-fat woman with him.

[–]leophir 1 point2 points ago

Protecting his food.

[–]palmettome 1 point2 points ago

at least they have a common interest.

[–]tadur85 -1 points0 points ago

I wish my woman had such a pannus.

[–]AL85 2 points3 points ago

is a pannus like a gunt?

[–]monsterZERO 0 points1 point ago

Fupa?

[–]Cockaroach 0 points1 point ago

?

[–]slapadastic -1 points0 points ago

A musical tribute.

[–]bamajohn251 -3 points-2 points ago

I don't want your school bus.

[–]Neod1718 -4 points-3 points ago

I'm not even mad, YOU keep her.