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[–]Infidelio 572 points573 points ago

When did this actually happen? This is hilarious.

[–]TypicalRedditName 591 points592 points ago

the 'laker fan' is apparently an employee of the team and also an improv performer.

[–]Infidelio 354 points355 points ago

I figured it was staged. Doesn't change the fact that it was hilarious. Thanks for the clarification.

[–]mekwall 545 points546 points ago

[–]bamp 214 points215 points ago

Change to blue and you're gold!

[–]mikersh 299 points300 points ago

Actually, if you change to blue, you're blue.

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 246 points247 points ago

Da Ba De Da Ba Di.

[–]AGaW 78 points79 points ago

If I was green, I would die.

[–]Dancing_monkey 20 points21 points ago

My temperature is so high.

[–]stabodeely 34 points35 points ago

I would like some more pie.

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 9 points10 points ago

"And I'm in need of a guy"

[–]Mixed-Signals 27 points28 points ago

Yo listen up

[–]ChexLemeneux42 25 points26 points ago

Here's a story

[–]TheEnchiridion 29 points30 points ago

About a little guy that lives in a blue world...

[–]Space_Bungalow 21 points22 points ago

All about how

My life got flipped turned upside down

[–]airsprints 1 point2 points ago

Took me a second, just a second.

[–]maynardftw 2 points3 points ago

Me and my friend spent an entire summer playing Grandia and listening to that CD on loop.

Best fucking times ever.

[–]LivingSaladDays 26 points27 points ago

Somebody in this thread deserves reddit gold but I don't know who.

[–]gotrees 22 points23 points ago

Is it me?!

It's probably me.

[–]cgarcia805 10 points11 points ago

I just blue myself.

[–]feureau 26 points27 points ago

You're doing God's work, son. Well done. Have an upvote

[–]dbcspace 8 points9 points ago

You should xpost to /r/DownvoteGifs

[–]toketasticninja 11 points12 points ago

Staged or not, that looked like it really hurt!

[–]aoeu00 20 points21 points ago

yeah, would have liked to see what happens afterwards if it weren't staged.

[–]Infidelio 52 points53 points ago

The mascot would have left in cuffs and the cake victim would have left on a stretcher.

[–]joeay 20 points21 points ago

I kinda hope that they staged that too. With several escape attempts.

[–]paulx441 2 points3 points ago

but what about the people around him? the food went everywhere!

[–]scuzzytoast 6 points7 points ago

What do they have to complain about? They got free cake!

[–]foreverwindblown 1 point2 points ago

I'd still eat the shit out of that cake.

[–]randomsnark 7 points8 points ago

I'd have the shit and all adjacent cake removed and then just eat the cake.

[–]OuchLOLcom 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I thought it was a player on the lakers bench.

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[–]BlackberryCheese 45 points46 points ago

every team destroys us now.

[–]robotusson 48 points49 points ago

can't discern fandom without /r/nba flair

[–]Rswany 9 points10 points ago

If you really focus on your love for your team, your flair is visible outside of /r/nba.

[–]neil_ 8 points9 points ago

Not the Suns!

I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

[–]majinalchemy 7 points8 points ago

Fuck yeah Rockets. Lakers were "going to play small ball because of Dwight & Pau injuries", bitch no one plays small ball with the Rockets and comes out alive, they invented it.

[–]spidermom 3 points4 points ago

Yesssssss! Rockets rule!

[–]CelineDijonSanders 8 points9 points ago

I hope they made him sign a liability waiver 1st cuz it looks like the mascot got too amped and broke his neck

[–]CapnScumbone 1 point2 points ago

that's what turned it from 'amusing' to 'hilarious'

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[–]Berxwedan 17 points18 points ago

Maybe, but owwwww.

[–]Serge3444 3 points4 points ago

agreed. that did not look like a comfortable cake to the face...

[–]cunt_stamp 0 points1 point ago

Last night.

[–]ymmuyqbb -1 points0 points ago

The rockets, spurs, and many other teams in the NBA do the exact same skit.

[–]JesseJaymz -1 points0 points ago

Every game. They do this every game and it doesnt matter if its staged, theres something satisfying about seeing a cake get smashed in the face of someone in a Spurs, Mavs, and Jazz jersey. This one was just last time they played LA.

[–]harribel 279 points280 points ago

Happy birthday to your face!

[–]Moovlin 144 points145 points ago

Happy Birthday to the Ground!

[–]jdemell 84 points85 points ago

I'm not a part of your system!

[–]Moovlin 74 points75 points ago

I"M AN ADULLT!!!!!!!

[–]glittererin92 65 points66 points ago

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!

[–]House566 50 points51 points ago

DUH

[–]Arigagoogoo 37 points38 points ago

Welcome to the real world JACKASS !!!!

[–]ImurderREALITY 18 points19 points ago

MAAAANNN!!!

[–]eyereport 12 points13 points ago

Put that cake of oppression on another man's face!

[–]renernavilez 16 points17 points ago

I threw the rest of the cake too!

[–]Moovlin 13 points14 points ago

Welcome to the real world jack ass!

[–]Graphic-J 139 points140 points ago

Heard a neck crack in that gif.

[–]savi0r23 81 points82 points ago

christ that looked like it hurt

[–]brettaburger 18 points19 points ago

He didn't just let the cake do the work, he put his whole shoulder into that.

[–]DeNeil10 8 points9 points ago

always have to remember to follow through

[–]yourmansconnect 5 points6 points ago

Even though it was staged he fucking ripped that actor

[–]leveldrummer 1 point2 points ago

yea, he really knocked the fuck outta him.

[–]nimrad 76 points77 points ago

[–]zeratool 138 points139 points ago

I know it's a link

[–]aquapanda 59 points60 points ago

writing link makes it easier to Ctrl+F it

[–]mypasswordis_12345 14 points15 points ago

TIL

[–]McWut 9 points10 points ago

Or you Ctrl+F "youtube"

[–]deathbyrats 6 points7 points ago

What if it isn't a YouTube link?

[–]zach_from_pen_island 19 points20 points ago

What if fuck you?

[–]Alsatian671 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for actually making me laugh tonight.

[–]Dimath 1 point2 points ago

You can also Ctrl+F "Ctrl+F"

[–]TriumphantTumbleweed 2 points3 points ago

"Source" is a bit more appropriate, right?

[–]StupidButSerious 6 points7 points ago

I'd take a zelda

[–]JohannFriedl 103 points104 points ago

Did he die?

[–]sterfpaul 109 points110 points ago

He's dead Jim

[–]JJaysNotHome 18 points19 points ago

But not as we know it

[–]pendrgn99 8 points9 points ago

We come in peace. Shoot to kill, Shoot to kill, Shoot to kill.

[–]crushmastac 9 points10 points ago

Ya cannot change the laws of Physics!

[–]smurftheburn 7 points8 points ago

There's Klingons on the starboard bow.

[–]Pareeeee 1 point2 points ago

Star Trekkin' across the universe!

[–]FrostyJesus 0 points1 point ago

Everybody's dead, Dave.

[–]Ceedog48 1 point2 points ago

did he died?

[–]capnlumps 4 points5 points ago

yes, he is died

[–]ShamefulCrane 111 points112 points ago

What's "cake day"?

[–]getpwnedx 148 points149 points ago

idk man

[–]arretez1512 16 points17 points ago

as a houstonian, i am proud of this (houston rockets mascot clutch)

[–]oblivious_drawguy 10 points11 points ago

"For my cake day..." SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU

[–]getpwnedx 22 points23 points ago

For my cake day... I give you this comment responding to your comment

[–]PerilPhoSho 29 points30 points ago

That looked like it hurt a shit tonne. I think that actor got more than he bargained for, or that mascot has a lawsuit on his hands.

[–]jaqq 22 points23 points ago

|shit tonne

German spotted.

[–]krevency 9 points10 points ago

That did look quite painful. While everyone else was apparently LOLing it made me a little upset.

[–]Trouterspayce 45 points46 points ago

Lakers? More like CAKERS!!

...I'll see myself out.

[–]deesmutts88 31 points32 points ago

Please do.

[–]CapnScumbone 2 points3 points ago

I'm imagining a loud BUNDT noise on impact

[–]hustlerrr 2 points3 points ago

CAKE-EATER!

[–]Syllogism19 3 points4 points ago

From 2009 Clutch hitting multiple Spurs fans (It is a bit more complete than the videos the GIF is based upon)

[–]RhetoricS 3 points4 points ago

source?

[–]getpwnedx 46 points47 points ago

well, screw you too

[–]downvotescakedays 45 points46 points ago

Sup.

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 7 points8 points ago

[–]Drunken_Economist 22 points23 points ago

The fake "fans" at NBA games are about as entertaining as "parody" twitter accounts.

[–]GreyCastle 53 points54 points ago

For all I know you love parody twitter accounts. This is a pretty ambiguous comment.

[–]iHaveAglove 20 points21 points ago

Shh...don't question him. He's reddit famous!

[–]Neatwill 1 point2 points ago

I thought you were referring to being ''Twitter famous'' then i clicked his reddit profile and laughed.

[–]mackinoncougars 60 points61 points ago

@Fill Werrell #iamfive #yolo

[–]Menoshpit 2 points3 points ago

Doesn't get much more entertaining than fake Michael Jordan

[–]Laezur 2 points3 points ago

By putting "parody" in quotes are you suggesting these are actually famous people?

[–]Medikated 2 points3 points ago

Where can I see this in video form? Lol I gotta see what led up to this.

[–]Peterpolusa 2 points3 points ago

[–]Wolfbarb 2 points3 points ago

Aaaand boom goes the dynamite.

[–]FertileCatfish 0 points1 point ago

you should've posted this on your cakeday, the irony woulda been fantastic.

[–]hello_skinny 2 points3 points ago

This makes me miss JFK :(

[–]sexydexy316 1 point2 points ago

I watched it over and over again, and he hit him HARD with that cake.

[–]weglanator 2 points3 points ago

I am considering making more accounts just so I can upvote this more.

[–]Jweisblat 1 point2 points ago

This is what I am sending to every person on their Birthday for now on.

[–]houkany 0 points1 point ago

He must have agreed to that, even if he was a real Lakers fan. Cant imagine otherwise

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

Wow, the dude could get seriously hurt! Is he okay?

[–]br0m1ne 0 points1 point ago

source anyone?

[–]MisterCoolWhip 0 points1 point ago

Even if he did know it was coming, that would hurt like hell

[–]YLXV 0 points1 point ago

Staged, but his face still probably hurts like a b*tch

[–]cheebahmonkey 0 points1 point ago

Passive agressive went out the window

[–]ScreamingAloudInside 1 point2 points ago

Fatality.

[–]gJonny 0 points1 point ago

Fucking bear was serious too

[–]Lycurgan 1 point2 points ago

BOOM Headshot

[–]Iwannabewitty 0 points1 point ago

"hold up real quick, this mothafucka gots cake"

[–]msibes08 0 points1 point ago

Youtube video link anywhere? I'd like to see his reaction.

[–]cravenmoarhead 1 point2 points ago

Who let Steve Aoki have a mascot costume

[–]drsmurf 0 points1 point ago

that's a technical foul.

[–]CrowKaneII 0 points1 point ago

Note to self: Don't fuck with mascots.

[–]mhall812 0 points1 point ago

Totally fake. I have seen enough of the "black person gets scared" videos to know they don't just close their eyes and take it. He would have flinched, then punched the face of the mascot.

[–]brianpepinski -1 points0 points ago

I want to do this

[–]thatonelurker 0 points1 point ago

"Bon annivarsair" reminds of that part in a family guy episode

[–]RobotDeelyBoppers 1 point2 points ago

I agree. If it's someone's cake day and they're yelling it out just for karma I don't give any. But If they're posting general stuff and I notice it's their cake day I'll slip in an upvote just for that.

[–]SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE 0 points1 point ago

I know it's set up and everything, but that actor still got blasted with that plastic tray.

[–]MakeMeNaked 0 points1 point ago

NBA is the only sport with this foolery, fake opposing teams fans or mascots getting beat up by the home team mascot.

[–]slowmotionintro 0 points1 point ago

not true, i got no karma on mine, the cake is a lie

[–]Milpooool 0 points1 point ago

Even though this is staged, he still got hit pretty fucking hard.

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 0 points1 point ago

I know its part of the show but that look like it fucking hurt. he slams that cake with authority.

[–]ejrasmussen -1 points0 points ago

Hope this was staged otherwise that was assault.

[–]ElPatreeecko 0 points1 point ago

Damn, did he kill that guy?

[–]Sasquatchfl 0 points1 point ago

I watched this at least 20 times. Funny every time.

[–]HtownScubaSteve 0 points1 point ago

Clutchfans?

[–]KurtisJackson 0 points1 point ago

insert smokies "you just got knocked the fuck out" gif

[–]ThirstyWork 0 points1 point ago

I said I wanted BREAKFAST!

[–]schwerpunk 0 points1 point ago

If you watch very closely, the first few milliseconds before impact, his chin protrudes and his eyes gently close.

He was ready for that cake. What we have here is a man with nothing to lose.

[–]lilman1101 -1 points0 points ago

[–]LapsyPa13 -1 points0 points ago

Just do yourself a favour and look at the dude on the right hand side laughing his ass off. You're welcome.

[–]Aethos -1 points0 points ago

Upvotes for clutch! The only good thing about the rockets

[–]3rdCoast_713 0 points1 point ago

They've done this at every Rockets game I've been to, still watched the gif 30x...hilarious

[–]ALWOLI -1 points0 points ago

Someone make this a downvote gif?!

[–]Turco-Bangalore 0 points1 point ago

Wow... I didn't even notice the upvotes. They need more blue.

[–]braddit87 0 points1 point ago

with authority

[–]Gwiffleez 0 points1 point ago

my favorite part of this gif is the guy in the top right laughing his ass off as if he'd be ok with it happening to him

[–]THux86 0 points1 point ago

that's fucking violent....damn.

[–]aldeezy 0 points1 point ago

Herman Cain's sneakily enjoying this from beneath his Steelers hat.

[–]jessesomething -1 points0 points ago

Let's get real, don't we all want karma?

[–]Avg_White_Guy 0 points1 point ago

And that is why Clutch, the Rockets mascot, is the best mascot.

[–]CerBB 0 points1 point ago

Mushi much!

[–]smitteh 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit he smoked that guy!

[–]Kiliwas 0 points1 point ago

Hungry ?

[–]radbananas 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, it looked like his head exploded.

[–]arhus 0 points1 point ago

That was much more than a cake in the face. That was borderline assault haha!

[–]shadalator[!] 0 points1 point ago

The guy in the Steeler's hat laugh was my favorite part

[–]Tunisandwich 0 points1 point ago

I've watched this so many times I'm starting to think I'm either a sadist or a racist...

Edit: I accidentally a word.

[–]heslaotian 0 points1 point ago

Why is that guy wearing a Steelers hat at an LA/Houston game.

[–]kenvara 0 points1 point ago

COME ON AND SLAM

[–]smoothcam72 1 point2 points ago

sorry

[–]SeekerInShadows 0 points1 point ago

I would so destroy that mascot after.

[–]dailybender 0 points1 point ago

the most brutal gift ever. NOTHING!!!

[–]caveman_chubs 0 points1 point ago

How many Marv Albert quotes can we make fit here?

I'll start "HE SERVED UP A FACIAL"

[–]zen_nudist 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, that had to hurt. He really hit him hard and followed through with that cake.

[–]HumpyJiggler 0 points1 point ago

I laughed a lot harder than I should have at that.

[–]leftoversn 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]homerrsexual 0 points1 point ago

i wish they showed the aftermath of this. the guy must've been in serious pain

[–]keiblerclown 0 points1 point ago

This was either staged or an ass whooping followed this cake-facing

[–]whrocky5092 0 points1 point ago

This has to be in my top 5 of best gifs everrrrr

[–]ghettosuperstar74 0 points1 point ago

Hahahah I can't stop laughing

[–]Great_Guanito -1 points0 points ago

r/nocontext

[–]dasthegreen 0 points1 point ago

I can watch this all day

[–]navkanda 0 points1 point ago

That mascot probably got Fuck up NICELY after the game

[–]nuinbot 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the end of this video. Dat bear.

[–]Niotex 0 points1 point ago

And this is why you don't whore it out.

[–]chesthair214 0 points1 point ago

CAKE MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU EAT IT!?

[–]msgobbajr 0 points1 point ago

This would have been perfectly ironic if today was your cake day

[–]Spirit31 0 points1 point ago

Serious question: my cake day is sorta coming up. How do I post something without sounding like I'm begging for karma, but still get across that its my cake day?

[–]capomic 0 points1 point ago

This gif makes laker fans like me sad because it describes the team this season.

[–]autobotsdeploy 0 points1 point ago

happy birthday to the GROUND!

[–]dshaikh 0 points1 point ago

I like how he gets absolutely clocked. Like it's not even gentle. He's like "I'M GOING TO SMOTHER YOU WITH THIS."

[–]macj97 0 points1 point ago

IN THE FACE BITCHHH

[–]airsprints 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else notice that it says "KO" on the bottom of the tray?