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A day with Hunter S. Thompson (i.imgur.com)
submitted 15 days ago by Aschebescher
[–]coolleatherjacketman 94 points95 points96 points 15 days ago
Conan with Hunter S. Thompson + some hard liquor & guns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEImAIM4L4
[–]MessWithMeOnce 13 points14 points15 points 15 days ago
From Wikipedia: In July 2000, he shot his then assistant Deborah Fuller and told reporters she'd been wounded because he had "mistaken her for a bear".
This is the only sentence on the matter.
[–]tiltedsun 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
There actually was a bear behind her that had been rummaging around his compound. When he shot at it, the buck shot skipped off the gravel and well...she took some by accident.
[–]CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
He was an excellent shot and was trying to kill the bear. He speaks about it in a lot of sources. I'm thinking Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the 80's he explains the situation in great detail, and calls it the only mark on his safety record.
[–]EHoffman922 45 points46 points47 points 15 days ago
"The safety guy just said move your whiskey before you shoot"
[–]Geotic 12 points13 points14 points 15 days ago
I, too, watched the video
[–]DreamWalker64 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
Cause you know, you've gotta keep the whiskey safe!
[–]whubbard 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Smokeless powder in your whiskey sucks.
[–]DreamWalker64 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Whenn you're Drunk, Taste doesn't seem to matter as much. But Reallys good point.
Edit* sorry, a little drunk, maybe a really drunk. Right now.
Let's be serious. The only time worth visiting /r/drunk is when you're drunk. It's not nearly as much fun otherwise.
[–]live52 13 points14 points15 points 15 days ago
I've seen it before but post it as many times as you want: my heroes. I like that you can hardly understand anything HST says: unh, besshototheday.
[–]thecarolinelinnae 9 points10 points11 points 15 days ago
This....I want to live like this.
[–]t_base 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
At least he didn't want to play "William Tell" or it could have gone this way. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S._Burroughs#Mexico_and_South_America
[–]CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
Oh god, Burroughs was never the same after that. The repetition of 'Wake up honey, it's time for our William Tell routine' from Naked Lunch tears me up.
[–]OoRI0T_P0LICEoO 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
This guy seems like a badass that I would feel privileged to shoot and drink with anyday
[–]DanFrantheMan26 80 points81 points82 points 15 days ago
The fact he got to 67 is wonderful.
[–]Drunken_Editor 180 points181 points182 points 15 days ago
On a serious note, he got to 67 and decided he was done.
[–]benstillerfaggot69x 7 points8 points9 points 15 days ago
Imagine reaching a state in your life in which you just say: "meh, I've lived enough, I don't need anymore"
he had been planning on it for a long time.
[–]noNoParts 41 points42 points43 points 15 days ago
Died by his own hand, so who knows how long he would have made it.
[–]bearfuckers420 16 points17 points18 points 15 days ago
He had some serious health problems because of his alcohol and cocaine habits though. There's multiple theories as to why (or if) he killed himself, but if everything is as it seems he most likely couldn't bear living in the amount of pain he was in.
[–]lizard_king_rebirth 36 points37 points38 points 15 days ago
I heard it was Courtney Love.
[–]Donitsu 22 points23 points24 points 15 days ago
It's always Courtney Love.
[–]ScottColvin 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
He had been told he had six months to live since he was around 30. Hence the huge monument. The man had been waiting to die for a long time.
[–]CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
He had always said he'd be the one to take his own life. With the liver damage from coke and booze, the doctors also said he suffered from chronic dehydration for so long it played hell with his body and mental state. That's an interesting thought.
[–]A_CUNTY_DOG 79 points80 points81 points 15 days ago
I noticed he stopped doing coke at 5.45, 15 minutes later he smokes weed, then an hour later eats lunch without any coke inbetween. It said 'to take the edge of' but this is clearly so he can actually eat. Then he eats enough for another 24 hours.
[–]--moot-- 35 points36 points37 points 15 days ago
A method to the madness.
[–]dondrizzy 22 points23 points24 points 15 days ago
Don't forget about the hot tub Dove Bars and fettuccine alfredo at 6a. You have to have a good base for that 'morning' Chivas.
[–]Frankeh 0 points1 point2 points 14 days ago
Coke wears off pretty quick. An hour is plenty of time, imo.
[–]Anaxan 108 points109 points110 points 15 days ago
One of God's own prototypes.
[–]mustCRAFT 97 points98 points99 points 15 days ago
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
[–]docblue 5 points6 points7 points 15 days ago
not rare enough apparently.
[–]Beeristheanswer 16 points17 points18 points 15 days ago
That's actually a quote about Dr. Gonzo, Raoul Dukes lawyer.
[–]drgk 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
But equally applicable.
[–]case9 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
#RARE
[–]STEVE_H0LT 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
RARE
[–]UrShiningDesire 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
STEVE HOLT!
(Obligatory)
[–]patsrule711 148 points149 points150 points 15 days ago
My lord that is absolutely insane.
[–]eyememine 36 points37 points38 points 15 days ago
I know, how is he able to eat that much after doing that much blow?
[–]anonymous_ex_junkie 34 points35 points36 points 15 days ago
Weed.
[–]Forever420 10 points11 points12 points 15 days ago
"to take the edge off" ;)
The biggest cokehead I ever met was this big ol' guy. He'd put a turkey in the oven at like 5am, go to bed and wake up every couple hours to check on it, then start his day. That guy ate a lot.. and did a lot of blow.
[–]40ozphil 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
I think I like this guy. Any more stories? Care to elaborate? He sounds like a character.
[–]anonymous_ex_junkie 19 points20 points21 points 15 days ago
My days used to be spent pretty much like this. I'm not exaggerating in the least. Except instead of Chivas Regal, my poison was Maker's Mark. And punctuate some of the night writing with staying out playing competitive pool games.
I also used to eat my first meal a little closer to waking up than he did. The fact that he smoked grass before eating was absolutely necessary on top of all that coke, but that combination always gave me intense paranoia, so I just made sure I had something in my stomach before my first line of the day. If not, I wouldn't eat. But I'd still drink heavily the rest of the day while doing more cocaine. I'm sometimes surprised my heart didn't explode through my chest.
[–]CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS 8 points9 points10 points 15 days ago
What in the hell did you do for a living?
[–]Syriom 5 points6 points7 points 15 days ago
Cocain.
[–]thetebe 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
What kkind of money are we talking to keep that thing going on a daily basis? To someone like me that hardly drink at all it is facinating to say the least.
[–]iriegypsy 52 points53 points54 points 15 days ago
It sounds doable to me. The only problem would be to find a place that sells taco salad, carrot cake, ice cream cheese burgers and onion rings. Other than that it seems like a fun day that would be easy to repeat. Edit; wtf is a bean fritter?
[–]nopropulsion 23 points24 points25 points 15 days ago
I feel like a restaurant like that isn't that hard to find in the US.
You could probably get really close at a Fridays or Chilis I bet.
[–]lizard_king_rebirth 34 points35 points36 points 15 days ago
Yeah but they likely would frown on the cocaine.
[–]HasFuckedYourMom 68 points69 points70 points 15 days ago
Goddamn conservatives.
[–]iriegypsy 10 points11 points12 points 15 days ago
I bet that if you found a smallish pub and asked for these items to be ready for you in advance they would have no problems getting them for you. If you are a regular and spend a bit of money wile tipping well they would be sure help out with odd requests.
[–]thetebe 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
This is exactly why you should be a nice regular. It opens a world of fun!
[–]GORILLAMAFIA17 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
Golden corral.
[–]NickWasHere09 2 points3 points4 points 14 days ago
Yeah, but then you'd have to go to Golden Corral.
[–]Kage2021 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
I bet you a thousand dollars you can't do that much high quality cocaine and eat that much food.
You would probably be fighting the urge to puke before you took the first bite.
[–]iriegypsy 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
A good puke between two parked cars would be a nice refresher.
[–]Tofusteak 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
Personally I think the only food that would be difficult to find would be the carrot cake. Not an uncommon cake, but rarely seen on the dessert menu. Burgers, onion rings and taco salad are staples of most diners I have been to.
[–]za72 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
The acid would scare me, other than that seems like a good time :)
[–]KallistiEngel 31 points32 points33 points 15 days ago
You and I are different, the acid doesn't scare me, but the cocaine (and the sheer amount of it) does.
But I can understand how acid would be frightening to some folks. It's not for everyone.
[–]studdenfadden 13 points14 points15 points 15 days ago
He never stated the amount of cocaine only the number of doses. I worked with a girl that would split a line into 8 bumps, which she would hit once an hour over the course of the 8 hour shift.
[–]KallistiEngel 10 points11 points12 points 15 days ago
True, but this is Hunter S. Thompson we're talking about. "Too much" was a phrase that wasn't in his vocabulary.
[–]Askeladden 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
:O What was her profession?
[–]studdenfadden 16 points17 points18 points 15 days ago
We worked as bartenders in a strip club, so i was the only one not high.
[–]MadZane 8 points9 points10 points 15 days ago
Definitely not a stripper doing that small of an amount.
[–]g0shua 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
Why the surprise? It's significantly less than taking, say, an Adderall.
[–]febmo 7 points8 points9 points 15 days ago
I like to call Adderall "diet coke"
[–]Jackson3125 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
Wouldn't that depend on the purity of the coke?
[–]g0shua 0 points1 point2 points 14 days ago*
Sure but cocaine gives you the buzz for about 30m and then it tapers off.
Whereas Adderall will keep you going for about 8 hours depending on the strength.
[–]Jackson3125 0 points1 point2 points 14 days ago
Right, which is why she took bumps once an hour. Still, though, comparing coke to adderall is completely dependent on the purity of the coke.
[–]randomfunnyword 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
Limiting cocaine use is pretty simple. Only buy enough cocaine for your purpose.
LPT When doing cocaine, you will do all the cocaine in your possession. Don't have more on hand than you can do in one sitting.
To be fair, he used coke in moderation in his later life. He had a tin he carried it around in and would do 'pinches' according to one article of these two kids setting out to find him, then hanging out with him one night.
[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
Especially after doing blow all day. Only Hunter would enjoy that combo.
[–]Forever420 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
uh, im sure if i had the tolerance he had, doing a few hits of acid after a day of coke is no big thing.
[–]istartriots 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
those are two extremely different drugs. I don't understand your thinking at all.
[–]MessWithMeOnce 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
The place where I work sells all these things, except the bean fritter.
[–]Needbouttreefiddy 6 points7 points8 points 15 days ago
The Taco Salad, Cig, Cocaine stand on 8th ave? Great little joint.
[–]MessWithMeOnce 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
I'm talking about all the food, but I'm sure if you ask nicely, the bartender will sell you an eight ball and you could bum a smoke from anyone who works there. So, yes it is a great joint.
[–]wittynametaken 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
Woody creek tavern, near aspen Colorado, is a real place and does serve all these random food items.
Went there last year and had a blast. Also there is plenty of Hunter S. Thompson stuff to learn about all his crazy shenanigans.
[–]veni_vidi_defui 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
Seeing that he ends the day with a benzo and get a good "night" of sleep, it's a rather rational approach to an extreme way of living.
Most tend to lose it due to not eating enough and lack of sleep.
[–]NewAccts 40 points41 points42 points 15 days ago*
Obviously this is a bit exaggerated. I have a few biographies of HST. People who know him admit that he consumed a lot of drugs, but not everyday routines like the article listed. IIRC, when someone was doing a piece on him, he would ramp up the consumption and craziness to live up to the persona he created.
For anyone interested. I think the biography by Jay Cowan is what seems to be the most realistic to me. He was the caretaker of HST's property in Colorado and knew him for 20-30 years. His biography portrays him as an actual human being, and not a caricature.
[–]new-socks 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
Jesus fucking Christ, Eric... Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!
Thank you for the tip, I need to find that one.
[–]famouslastwords 66 points67 points68 points 15 days ago
He makes Ghandi look like a child pornographer.
[–]terdcrapley 115 points116 points117 points 15 days ago
Considering his habit of sleeping naked with little girls, Ghandi makes ghandi look like a child pornographer.
[–]TayMac92 30 points31 points32 points 15 days ago
BOOM. GOT EM
[–]this_sort_of_thing 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
Meh, George Washington killed people and owned slaves, but nobody says a thing. What Ghandhi did was wrong, if true, but it's interesting how Reddit gets its panties in a twist over it over this guy any time he's mentioned. Almost every historical person through history had something questionable attached to them, what's different is how people perceive them (or choose to acknowledge them).
[–]Chewy96 12 points13 points14 points 15 days ago
Down you go
[–]soviet1924 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
is that from the sweedish version of the girl with the dragon tattoo?
[–]thetebe 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
Yep.
[–]isthataturtle 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
i've seen that as both an up vote and a down vote.
I like the up vote one better
[–]jesushatesbaldpussy 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
it all depends on the context.
[–]Cockaroach 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
to be fair being a paedophile is pretty gross...
[–]lizard_king_rebirth 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
And suits so fine, he made Sinatra look like a hobo.
[–]jjohn6438 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr.
[–]lizard_king_rebirth 21 points22 points23 points 15 days ago
Dogs fucked the Pope! No fault of mine!
[–]DICTATORMOUSTACHE 41 points42 points43 points 15 days ago
An inspiration to us all.
[–]lizard_king_rebirth 13 points14 points15 points 15 days ago
Hunter S. was for the children.
[–]ihutch01 7 points8 points9 points 15 days ago
WU-TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
[–]l0ngballs 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
won't somebody Please wu-tang for the children??
[–]u155282 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
The children are the future, and Wu-Tang is for the babies.
[–]RedStag86 16 points17 points18 points 15 days ago
At least he was getting his vitamins with all that orange juice.
[–]CHIEF_HANDS_IN_PANTS 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
After Muhammed Ali told him he should eat a grapefruit everyday, thats just what he did.
[–]grahambfmv 13 points14 points15 points 15 days ago
If that man sneezed it would look like Lapland
[–]clown_pants 11 points12 points13 points 15 days ago
I love everything about that man.
[–]thecarolinelinnae 10 points11 points12 points 15 days ago
Eat your heart out, Charlie Sheen.
[–]Beeristheanswer 28 points29 points30 points 15 days ago
Relevant
[–]Duck_Puncher 43 points44 points45 points 15 days ago
Just remember this isn't for everyone
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me -HST
[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 13 points14 points15 points 15 days ago
I'm pretty sure "violence" is in that quote too.
[–]Duck_Puncher 20 points21 points22 points 15 days ago
Actually I fucked up the whole thing
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I was once able to quote all of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", both the book and the movie. I guess this is a good sign that I should go back to it.
[–]hotsauceholocaust 1 point2 points3 points 14 days ago
I have thought of this quote often now that he has killed himself. It adds an extra dimension to the words.
[–]yusomad90 9 points10 points11 points 15 days ago
I don't like cocaine, I just like the smell of it.
[–]wyldezombie 23 points24 points25 points 15 days ago
He is among them, but i realized the other day that most, if not all, of my heroes/idols are either alcoholics or dead alcoholics.
[–]Drunken_Editor 33 points34 points35 points 15 days ago
To be fair, being drunk facilitates writing by lowering inhibitions and letting the words flow. There's an article somewhere that looks at writers who gave up drinking and how their work suffered for it. Lesson: if you wanna make it in the big leagues, kid, start chugging.
Source: username.
[–]Mr_Hank_Scorpio 26 points27 points28 points 15 days ago
Great I'm half way there! Now I just need to be a writer!
[–]live52 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
Alcohol is one way to deal with life and also writing.
[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 14 points15 points16 points 15 days ago
Write drunk, edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway
[–]herple_derpskin 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
And programming! Don't forget The Ballmer Peak!
[–]joeyjo0 0 points1 point2 points 14 days ago
Programming while high is terrible, though.
Just look at any facebook post at 4am.
[–]themikebrown 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Gerald Olin: "You do drink don't you?" Mike Enslin: "Of course. I just said I was a writer."
I need 6 heinekens and 6 margaritas
But Sir, there are only 3 of you at the table
I don't give a good god damn if there are 33 at the table, I need 6 heinekens and 6 margaritas!
[–]I_knowa_guy 13 points14 points15 points 15 days ago
reminds me of this
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 15 days ago
Do you know the story behind it? I googled, and just found repositings of the image but no story about it.
Seems fake to me, like a set up, as in he wrote the check and took a photo of it, but never actually did anything with it.
[–]18-24-61-B-17-17-4 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
Check #101 as well so it's the first one on that account.
I think it was Charlie Chaplain who always used checks because he knew no one would ever cash something with his signature on it.
[–]I_knowa_guy 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Better question, if it is true how long would that last him?
[–]zenlogick 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
a gram of cocaine in the 70s was about 230 dollars. so thats roughly 9000 grams of cocaine, or about 8.6 kilos of cocaine. Thats roughly 18 pounds of cocaine.
Dude lived it up.
That's one hell of a year's worth or your final month's worth
[–]Berlusconi 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
I'm sure /r/drugs approves of this as well.
[–]tnuts420 8 points9 points10 points 15 days ago
it was posted there yesterday. i actually came to say i'm glad to see i'm not the only one both /r/drunk and on /r/drugs
http://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/16642y/chivas_dunhills_coke_and_7pm_lunch_sounds_right/
[–]Berlusconi 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I have no idea how I managed to miss that, but thanks for letting me know! You're definitely not alone, though.
[–]fastbreak 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
it seems over blow than alcohol
[–]massivecoiler 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
as does /r/gonzo
[–]WhiteRi0T 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
Cocaine, cocaine, and more cocaine
[–]live52 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
At least he was consistent.
[–]WhiteRi0T 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
The fact that he lived to be 67 is incredible
[–]PolishDude 9 points10 points11 points 15 days ago
He could have lived longer if he didn't blow his brains out. No pun intended.
[–]grodykody 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
Buy the ticket take the ride
[–]vwrusso 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
It never got weird enough for me.
[–]TyrannosaurusMatt 5 points6 points7 points 15 days ago
I'm never saying "My tolerance is sooo high, you guys." ever again.
[–]MacDaddyA-Weezy 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
wow. my new idol.
[–]thetebe 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Don't like him for his fucked up habits, LOVE HIM for his fantastic work. Look up his books, Very well spent time reading those. He had a razor sharp eye for things, something that came out quite well in "On the Campaign Trail 72'" and in "Kingdom of fear". Just read the guy.
[–]jesushatesbaldpussy 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
It's kind of amazing what he accomplished, either because of or in spite of that regimen.
[–]thetebe 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago*
I think I would say that he did it along side of the drugs and booze. The behaviour and reckless thirst for life and truth shone through in the letter collection of him jumping on a boat and traveling through South America. Dang, I want to go home, make a nice cup of tea and read straight through a HST book now.
[–]bdemented 2 points3 points4 points 15 days ago
Time to step my game up.
[–]SellinThings 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
Beast Mode.
[–]treetrouble 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Probably not true, but hilarious
[–]aestus 4 points5 points6 points 15 days ago
This is Hunter S we're talking about. It might be a little exaggerated but probably not by much. The man had an appetite I can not fathom.
[–]the_dayman 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I want to go there.
[–]mehster432 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
I know this is the obvious comment...but holy SHIT that's a lot of cocaine.
[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
Doesn't say how much he did. It's kind of a mandatory every 20-30min kinda thing if you are going to do it at all.
[–]fillymandee 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
It wouldn't be a 20-30 min kinda thing if we could find some decent goddamned cocaine in this country.
[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Eh, it kinda would anyway, that's just how long the peak of it lasts. Longer if you're drinking though.
[–]HugeDouche 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
this is write drunk edit sober taken to a whole new level
[–]18-24-61-B-17-17-4 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
That benzo to end the day is the real kicker.
[–]M0T0BACKhand 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Why
[–]fastbreak -1 points0 points1 point 15 days ago
to take the edge off coming down from a lot of blow
[–]sanchogomez 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
How he could consistently get to sleep after a dose of acid is beyond me.
[–]KallistiEngel 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Probably why he took the benzo in the first place.
Sometimes you have to force sleep or a comedown. Friends of mine used to use Seroquel for that.
That's what the benzo is for.
I don't imagine he does everyday. And if he did, mushrooms and acid build up in your system so fast you have to take double the next day to come close. Actually I'm not sure if that applies to acid as much as shrooms, but you get the point.
[–]tiltedsun 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I wonder if the good doctor ever got to know the walrus (ambien)?
[–]sgtpartydawg 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
livin the dream! I wish i could afford his daily expenses....
[–]GrandMoffJed 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I don't know how someone does cocaine all morning then has a lunch that could feed 4 people.
[–]--moot-- 3 points4 points5 points 15 days ago
Marijuana.
[–]worsewithcomputer 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
I wonder how accurate that is. I would imagine he did more cocaine.
[–]typecrime 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
Well, this only lists the frequency of cocaine use. No mention of how much per go. I'm imagining big fat gator tails.
[–]SiNiquity 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I too enjoy a 6 am dip in the hot tub with fettuccine Alfredo
how he can eat all that food while doing so much blow is beyond me
[–]KallistiEngel 1 point2 points3 points 15 days ago
That's what the weed was for.
Jeezustittyfuckingchrist.
[–]edtehgar 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Holy shit? Dove bars and Fettuccine Alfredo? Sign me up!
Whether this is true or not, whiskey snow cones are awesome. I've only had them a couple times, at speakeasy parties. But they are pretty delicious. Give it a try sometime!
Also, unrelated, whiskey milkshakes. You only use a couple measures of whiskey for flavor. Surprisingly good.
[–]hmd27 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I never understood how people like him or Keith Richards could live as long as they do (did). I've rarely seen something as insane as what I just read.
NewAccts explains it rather well here above.
[–]jesticle 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
That's some crazy munchies.
[–]reginaphallangy 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Can the human body physically even handle that much cocaine? Damn...
[–]long_dong 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I had an anxiety attack reading that
[–]itskatieoi 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
Dunhills are my faveourite I haven't smoked in 5 days which is a lot for me! On the way to being healthy :D
[–]choc_is_back 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
TIL Hunter Thompson. My new hero.
Oh you haven't even started reading his books yet! this man was bonkers.
[–]alextheokay 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I think eating that lunch would be by far the most challenging thing on that agenda for me.
[–]wolfhelp -1 points0 points1 point 15 days ago
Posted Yesterday.
[–]blouseman 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
He probably slept like a log every night
[–]lonmoer 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
no wonder he killed himself he probably wasnt expecting his bpdy to hold out so damn long.
[–]jcfriar 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I'm perplexed by his desire for a grapefruit between 12 and 6am.
[–]tiltedsun 8 points9 points10 points 15 days ago*
He was big on grapefruit and Vitamin C, especially with Chivas.
“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess.
The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…
Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”
― Hunter S. Thompson
[–]juliagerms 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
since when does blow make you that hungry?
[–]nikkil 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
i just took halcion
[–]choof3199 -1 points0 points1 point 14 days ago
this is a wednesday for charlie sheen
That sounds like the saddest life ever. Essentially the life of an addict.
[–]Crazypenguine 0 points1 point2 points 14 days ago
Truly a great man!
[–]Thisisopposite 0 points1 point2 points 14 days ago
I couldn't eat that on cocaine..
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