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[–]MrEMS 389 points390 points ago

I like the other version of this picture where the text reads "i hope you die in a car accident lol"

[–]Foofnar 171 points172 points ago

I think I found it!

[–]MrEMS 23 points24 points ago

Yes! Thank you!

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

WHOOOOOA

[–]mrsdrjeff 174 points175 points ago

That one made me laugh so hard I cried. I felt terrible. Then I laughed again.

[–]DaddyDanceParty 202 points203 points ago

My favorite was "Hey Niko. You want to go bowling?"

[–]agony_ecstasy 21 points22 points ago

i couldn't stop laughing when i first saw it.

http://i.imgur.com/pc6Ax.jpg

[–]Clarkson23 25 points26 points ago

I laughed so fucking hard. Oh man I feel like shit.

[–]JTDeuce 10 points11 points ago

I laughed so fucking hard and I feel fine.

[–]TheRedComet 2 points3 points ago

I'm in love with her and I feel fine.

[–]Clarkson23 0 points1 point ago

Well good for you, hope you feel fine all the time.

[–]kader911 9 points10 points ago

i almost died laughing at this

[–]Anon_y_mous 9 points10 points ago

I laughed so hard I almost got into a car crash.

[–]UntamedVillans 7 points8 points ago

I recently got GTA4, and after a few solid hours of playing of gameplay. I stumbled upon it. I cant even explain hour hard I laughed.

Hell, Ill try.

It started with hysterical shrieking for about 5 minutes, I proceeded to laugh silently and then I got the hiccups for laughing so hard. Now Im streaming tears. So Im laughing loudly and I hiccup and I start laugh gagging until I finally inhale.

Do we have a source for the pic?

[–]HoneyBadgers_Forever 1 point2 points ago

Packie is the fucking worst...

"HEY NIKO YOU WANNA HEAD OVER TO THA STRIP CLUB?" "AIGHT WELL HIT ME UP WHEN YOU HAVE SOME TIME FOR YOUR FRIENDS, ASSHOLE"

2PM, next day

"YO NIKO DONT YOU EVER SLEEP N GET OUTA THA STRIP CLUB GOD DAMN?!"

[–]UntamedVillans 4 points5 points ago

I havent met packie yet. Im still aquaintancing with Playboy X.

Fucking Michelle is getting on my nerves though.

[–]tronncat 2 points3 points ago

Yeah then you call him back later and he will say "Sorry I did so much coke last night I turned into a fucking troll try me later" or something like that. The fuck kind of friend is that though?

[–]Thagros 2 points3 points ago

It's the "lol" followed by imagining a tyre screech and car crash sound that gets you. Me too.

[–]juantological 90 points91 points ago

I like the one where the text just says "Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"

[–]majicpowaz 28 points29 points ago

Oh fuck, I haven't even seen the picture and I'm laughing hard.

Edit: I found the last slide. http://imgur.com/gallery/oMSco

[–]Condescending_Jesus 18 points19 points ago

404 not found.

HILARIOUS!!!!

[–]majicpowaz 1 point2 points ago

I just tried it, seems to be working. Try again?

[–]RayGunn_26 157 points158 points ago

" I ate your brakes"

[–]antibios 9 points10 points ago

Well now my GF and everyone in our apartment building knows I'm awake. That was the hardest I've laughed in weeks, thank you.

[–]Coylie3 2 points3 points ago

I'm trying so hard not to laugh because my class is in the middle of, "Saving Private Ryan," and we just saw the part where the sniper get's shot through the eye.

[–]neptunian 58 points59 points ago

My favorite was the one where it says "if u dont fwd this to 10 ppl u will die in a car crash"

gets me every time

[–]Chefmalex 36 points37 points ago

"Would it kill you to text me back?"

[–]FistyMcCheese 12 points13 points ago

[–]PraiseBuddha 12 points13 points ago

My favorite one was the first one I saw. She held up "LOL nigga yolo!!!"

I was on the verge of peeing myself.

[–]ch33s3mast3r 22 points23 points ago

[–]metalrawk 30 points31 points ago

that place has lost its charm.

[–]EpicRageGuy 13 points14 points ago

We need r/trueimgoingtohellforthis

[–]ch33s3mast3r 5 points6 points ago

That place once had charm?

[–]No_More_Names 5 points6 points ago

"repost or u wil die in a car acsident in the nxt 15 mins"

[–]cwalker2300 1 point2 points ago

I showed that version to my friends because I thought, "hey 179 redditors can't be wrong!" Safe to say, my online peers have a crueler sense of humor than most.

[–]LexPooper 0 points1 point ago

""Well, I hope your ol' plane crashes," - Waylon Jennings said to Buddy Holly Just before his plane crashed.

[–]JudgePeen 0 points1 point ago

My favorite is the one that says "ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli."

[–]Karma_Turret 0 points1 point ago

Till this day, she is still waiting for her nuggets

[–]lebobathan 74 points75 points ago

these never get old, my favorite is: "Niko it's your cousin, Roman! Wanna go bowling?"

[–]xmsxms 7 points8 points ago

Well the text is from 'Roman'.. so I assume they used the same generator.

[–]Danisyoung 0 points1 point ago

link please..

[–]moldy912 8 points9 points ago

I write in Impact font as well.

[–]Danisyoung 0 points1 point ago

Aww, the one with the actual phone is better. Thanks regardless

[–]childshMan-He-Bro 243 points244 points ago

It's funny because she's fat

[–]Ihaveastupidcat 96 points97 points ago

Oooooohhhhh, now I get it.

[–]Knightbre 37 points38 points ago

I can confirm she is fat.

[–]Patargh 15 points16 points ago

Source?

[–]Knightbre 44 points45 points ago

Pizza.

[–]majicpowaz 8 points9 points ago

"Vegetables."

[–]Theyus 15 points16 points ago

Carrots? HAHAHA DON'T YOU MEAN WAFFLES?

[–]sup3rsh3ep 3 points4 points ago

Pepperidgefarmremembers.jpg

[–]thethespian 0 points1 point ago

Sauce?

[–]aCloverLoki 0 points1 point ago

Instant karma for communication

[–]sleeper141 20 points21 points ago

Reddit hates fat people.

[–]GraveD 2 points3 points ago

The irony.

[–]sirploko 5 points6 points ago

No, reddit makes fun of stupid, orange, prepubescent, old, retarded, hip(ster) and many other people as well, by going after the easiest laugh. It's just that fat people like to moan about it more than any other demographic. Maybe because it reminds them of the fact that they hate their body and their inability to change it.

[–]numberthirtythree 11 points12 points ago

Or there's just more fat people on reddit than orange, prepubescent, old, retarded or hip(ster) people.

[–]mouthsmasher 4 points5 points ago

Haha, your comment made me think of Homer's response during an AA meeting, where he was watching people suffer as a result of drunk drivers.

[–]childshMan-He-Bro 1 point2 points ago

I need to watch more Simpsons haha, but this is what I was referring to

[–]MisterTanuki 101 points102 points ago

This post is terribly offensive. God dammit!... the 50 piece is only $9.99! (€7.61)

[–]FreddyandTheChokes 11 points12 points ago

Wow, it's like $7 CDN for a 6 piece nugget meal where I'm from.

[–]TurnUpTheDaft 13 points14 points ago

This is such fucking bullshit holy fuck Im so pissed.

[–]FreddyandTheChokes 5 points6 points ago

I hear ya, man. I'm mad too, but I have a solution for it. I wait in McDonalds for kids birthday parties and convince them to all order nuggets. Once seated, I swoop in and shove all their precious food into a garbage bag and make my escape.

[–]PastyPilgrim 15 points16 points ago

It's $5 for a 20 piece in the US of A! Psh, you guys have your cheap medicine, but who needs pills when you have mcnuggets?

[–]Ulftar 7 points8 points ago

USA! USA! USA!

[–]Legio_X 2 points3 points ago

Probably Canada, I'm guessing. As a fellow Canadian I don't even know how much they are out in BC, haven't been to mcdonald's in years. Probably a hell of a lot more expensive than in the states though.

[–]FreddyandTheChokes 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I'm in Alberta, AKA The Cool Province*

*Not really. Not even close.

[–]beef-supreme -1 points0 points ago

They don't even have 20 packs in Canada. 10 is the biggest. A 50 pack must come in a kfc sized bucket.

[–]hexxorr 2 points3 points ago

Yes there are 20 packs in Canada but I don't think they actually give you them in a bigger box just two 10 piece boxes I'm guessing to cut cost

[–]I_cant_stop 0 points1 point ago

That is a lot of money for shitty chicken. I enjoy my 20 piece mcnugget ($5) from time to time when I feel like spending a bit more than my usual 2$ mcdonalds trip (hot n spicy mcchicken + mcdouble)

I only eat mcdonalds when I am out and don't want to spend money.. it's just as cheap as eating at home. I couldn't see myself paying any more than a few dollars for a mcdonalds meal

[–]squeaker5555 24 points25 points ago

I was behind a family when that was the deal and it was 2 adults and 2 kids and they were arguing over whether or not they should get one 50 pack or 2. I didn't know that could be a question 50 or 100.

[–]MisterTanuki 3 points4 points ago

Chances are what you heard was just for show. Inside the car, the father was holding up 3 fingers for a sign of approval.

[–]squeaker5555 6 points7 points ago

Nope, sadly they were huge and in line ahead of me. All three of my kids added together equaled one of theirs.

[–]MisterTanuki 18 points19 points ago

I'm lovin it

[–]Whytefang 15 points16 points ago

I could eat 50 mcnuggets, and I'm not fat.

[–]starlinguk 0 points1 point ago

That's because McDonald's food is like eating air. It doesn't fill you up at all.

[–]frame_of_mind 0 points1 point ago

I call BS. If you post a video of yourself eating 50 nuggets, then I'll send you $50 USD. Also, you can't be fat.

[–]porus07 1 point2 points ago

It's the modern day Cool Hand Luke challenge...

[–]trumpcom 4 points5 points ago

I'll do this at lunch. Get your PayPal ready! PM to exchange details because it's happening.

Edit: Not fat either.

[–]Butch_Magnus 1 point2 points ago

I would like to be kept posted.

[–]deusmachina 0 points1 point ago

This needs to happen

[–]thegchild -1 points0 points ago

I ate 50 nuggets in 13 minutes. My buddy did it in 15. The other guy tapped out at 42, I believe.

This is a well known food challenge -- you can find plenty of videos of it on youtube.

[–]deusmachina -1 points0 points ago

Come one Whytefang, take him up on his challenge! He's offering you a dollar a nugget. If you get it all down, that's like 37 bucks in your pocket plus a free meal. I know you can do it.

[–]Penultimate_Timelord 2 points3 points ago

I'm a tiny bit chubby and I could eat a hundred in like an hour and a half.

[–]kikenazz 11 points12 points ago

Please make cool time lapse video doing this

[–]Whytefang 4 points5 points ago

How do you know it's not just a normal video? He IS a time lord...

[–]Good_Guy_Graig -1 points0 points ago

I could too considering they were all fresh and hott... and I had some sweet chili dipping sauce.

[–]kermi42 -1 points0 points ago

Ok Cool Ranch Luke, but you have to do it in an hour and your friends can't help you dip.

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 16 points17 points ago

Wait.. 50 packs are real?

Australia has 20 at the most.. 6 being the most common.

FIFTY

wow.

[–]Hmmhowaboutthis 7 points8 points ago

The fifty are platters meant for gatherings.

[–]beergoggles69 11 points12 points ago

Hey I'm having a get together at my place this weekend if you want to come?

Cool, would you like me to bring some hors d'oeuvres? Maybe some mini quiches or cocktail frankfurts or the like?

No that's okay, I'm going to get 150 McNuggets and leave them in the laundry trough.

[–]2percentright 14 points15 points ago

Laundry......trough?

[–]Butch_Magnus 0 points1 point ago

You don't have those?

[–]joemoffett1 0 points1 point ago

Are they really? Oh boy i have made a huge mistake.

[–]lordderpingtonthe3rd 2 points3 points ago

If you have a family of 5 and everyone wants chicken mcnuggets, it works out pretty well.

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 2 points3 points ago

im pretty sure the 20 pack here costs as much as your 50 pack. Theyre not cheap, but they should be.

I love McNuggets.

[–]Alix1723 2 points3 points ago

Here in the UK 20 seems to be the biggest you can get (the "Share-Box") and I can get to maybe 10 of those before I'm full and I end up begrudgingly sharing them.

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 0 points1 point ago

Same here.. 20 is too much, but 50.. that's more nuggets i've ever seen in one place.

[–]kikenazz 1 point2 points ago

America dude

[–]MysteryNerd 1 point2 points ago

I don't think they're doing it anymore. The max is now 20, or at least at the one I live by.

[–]HelloKidney 0 points1 point ago

Nothing says party time like a trough of McNuggets.

[–]PokemanFTW 0 points1 point ago

We have the 40 for 8.99 right now! A lady came in the other day and asked for four-ten pieces and I asked if she wanted the 40 piece instead. She stared at me and said "in that case give me TWO forty piece! That should be right!"

[–]nihkee 0 points1 point ago

I dont get it, we have something like 4,6 and 9-pack for sale in local mcdonald's, i've never seen bigger sets. And four pack costs around 3-4 euros ($3.9-5.2).

incredible

[–]Gmetal 1 point2 points ago

What!! A 6 pack in Australia is like 8$.Im pretty sure it only goes up to a 10 Pack here. God Bless America.

[–]daz18 29 points30 points ago

[–]mijamala1 5 points6 points ago

This one would win it for me minus the last panel. Holy fuck that was funny.

[–]Evil_K 18 points19 points ago

Goddammit! Now I'm just hungry for some McNuggets!

[–]fappingteddies 8 points9 points ago

what was the original?

[–]philipstevens4 4 points5 points ago

The last text was "yeah".

Here's the source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DebhWD6ljZs. The scene can be found at the 2:30 mark.

[–]garblah 1 point2 points ago

I laughed at the meme but that was actually really fucking depressing. Especially the kid who was in the passenger seat. :/

[–]Kilfeed_Me 33 points34 points ago

[–]Bfeezey 1 point2 points ago

My personal favorite as well.

[–]mango_kush 21 points22 points ago

[–]crsini 12 points13 points ago

Anyone looking for the original 4chan thread with all these: http://www.chanarchive.org/4chan/b/49235/what-did-the-text-say

[–]mumi1994 2 points3 points ago

Can anybody tell me what the original text was? I genuinely wonder.

[–]nomorecake 2 points3 points ago

i think it was "ya"

[–]lamontag 7 points8 points ago

Ouch. My friend died this way. Our text: "can't wait to see you this weekend!"

[–]cheftec 6 points7 points ago

Pssht, they don't sell 30 packs of Nuggets

[–]kenba2099 9 points10 points ago

You could get a 20 piece and a 10 piece. That would kind of be the same.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 23 points24 points ago

I didn't come here to learn maths.

[–]wbeavis 2 points3 points ago

but the 20 piece is $4.99, so getting 40 would be better.

[–]jsmys 8 points9 points ago

LOL i'll be right there with you brother

[–]cholt150 15 points16 points ago

Let me introduce you to /r/imgoingtohellforthis. Cheers!

[–]tacoyum6 24 points25 points ago

Oh please, this needs to be WAY more offensive.

[–]Magic-Toast 9 points10 points ago

What if it was KFC and she was black?

[–]tacoyum6 8 points9 points ago

I prefer the simple elegance of the one where she goes...

"This is the last text she sent me"

[i hope u die in a car crash]

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 1 point2 points ago

Not since the accident.

[–]Bfeezey 0 points1 point ago

[–]medahman 0 points1 point ago

[–]cyberslick188 6 points7 points ago

"Let me introduce you to /r/MemesWithTheWordNiggerInsteadOfBeingFunny"

Fixed.

[–]Vimsefreet 41 points42 points ago

No, please don't. We don't want more of this "edgy" comedy.

[–]binarybandit 1 point2 points ago

That's why now I go to /r/MorbidReality. Shit gets real there.

[–]retinger251 1 point2 points ago

It's dropped in quality since the last time I went there.

[–]Nyves 0 points1 point ago

My favorite one was posted a little while ago. The text said "How did you get this number?" or something. Jolly good.

[–]mynameisalso 0 points1 point ago

Reading this post made me feel classy.

[–]Brian_Buckley 2 points3 points ago

This is massively overdone by now...

[–]Terb10 3 points4 points ago

Will this joke never die!?

[–]AlanIsSupreme 2 points3 points ago

My favorite one by far is when the text said "What's Bandicoot's first name?"

[–]schvenbott 1 point2 points ago

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

This just disturbs me. I hope that poor girl stays as far away from the internet as possible.

"Oh, hey. She lost her sister and is trying to spread awareness from her loss. LET'S HUMILIATE HER."

[–]UntamedVillans 8 points9 points ago

Welcome to the internet.

Dont drink the Kool aid.

Dont worry about swearing, theres no kids around, they got shot.

We pirate movies for a reason.

scutters back to r/imgoingtohellforthis

edit: shit reddit. I said this to piss people off because this isnt IGTHFT. Ahaha, youre a funny bunch.

[–]Duraace 2 points3 points ago

this needs way more down votes

[–]xK3V1Nix 1 point2 points ago

Well now you won't have to share.

[–]Beasty_Glanglemutton -1 points0 points ago

And yes, I'd like more than one fucking packet of hot mustard, please.

[–]igetthatreference -1 points0 points ago

Aren't there more variations of this? Like where the text says "i hope u die in a car crash" or something?

[–]Starionn 17 points18 points ago

Many variations. Welcome to Hell, sir. http://i.imgur.com/uiLEu.jpg

[–]TheMieberlake -1 points0 points ago

I like how it says "Roman" on the phone.

HEY COUSIN, ITS YOUR COUSIN. DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?

[–]jrol -1 points0 points ago

Well according to practically every religious text most people who frequent this site are going to hell, so at least you'll be in hillarious company.

[–]Josephalan1 -1 points0 points ago

/r/ImGoingToHellForThis You might enjoy this.

[–]francostine -1 points0 points ago

I think I laughed at this harder than I should have... /r/ImGoingToHellForThis bound

[–]gotcha4000 0 points1 point ago

What was the actual text she got?

[–]DSweatt40 0 points1 point ago

I feel like theres a devil on my left shoulder laughing his ass off and just when I about to join in with him God himself is giving me that stern look on my right shoulder..smh

[–]castie 0 points1 point ago

When i look at background of the picture with the text, it looks like some part of a woman, just can't put my finger in it...

[–]jetsintl420 1 point2 points ago

[–]kvlt616 -1 points0 points ago

"haha made you look"

[–]Just_an_ordinary_man -1 points0 points ago

I'm going to hell for this, but I really hope you're going to hell for laughing.

[–]StooftheGoof -1 points0 points ago

Those McDonald's drive-thrus must be pretty hard to handle.

[–]CockroachClitoris 1 point2 points ago

Everytime i see the name Roman on a phone i think of him saying something like "Hey cousin! How about we go play darts?" or calling up from a dumpster or some shit because he's fucked himself over again.

[–]GrayGhost18 0 points1 point ago

Don't be stupid. You're going to hell anyway.

[–]Hyper_Threaded 0 points1 point ago

If you're going to hell for laughing.. I'm certainly going there for this..

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6954028544/hE8A466AD/

[–]TheSettlingFear -1 points0 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

We'll all be joining you there.

[–]Holden-Mehgroin 0 points1 point ago

Then try r/imgoingtohellforthis

[–]knighmare -1 points0 points ago

So in the christian faith child molestation is totally fine, genocide is a good thing too, but laughing at a morbid joke is a one way ticket down.

[–]Slobstyle 0 points1 point ago

I never truly understood when people would post "I laughed way too hard at this" until just now.

[–]BlackMesaRf312 0 points1 point ago

Liter a cola

[–]signspam 0 points1 point ago

which is sad, really, cause I wanted the 50 piece...

[–]Re3st1mat3d 0 points1 point ago

I swear she looks like my business teacher in high school.

[–]LORDNARWHAL 0 points1 point ago

4chan had a thread where they made tons of these

[–]nelska 0 points1 point ago

"guess how drunk I am?"

[–]iMADEthis2post 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing she went with 30.

[–]gblove82 0 points1 point ago

Muahahahaha! I'll be holding the door for ya when you get there bud.

[–]Sookie78 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to join you there lol.

[–]somebodyjones2 0 points1 point ago

i'm a bad, bad person.

[–]Fox_Radar 0 points1 point ago

Add one more. I laughed so loud my coworker spilled his coffee.

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

40

[–]BadPoetNoCookie 1 point2 points ago

She 's actually crying because she didn't get her McNuggets.

[–]Joshjelly 0 points1 point ago

Of course she said 30.

[–]dan420 0 points1 point ago

How many dozen mcnuggets you guys want?

[–]ShuffleBot 0 points1 point ago

What did the text actually say?

[–]Stidgy 0 points1 point ago

my best friend! contact is roman "silence for our fallen brother"

[–]theinfamous_MrB 0 points1 point ago

OP i don't care if you goto hell, i'm going with you, laughed so hard

[–]bebopin64 0 points1 point ago

That's hilarious. I can't wait to repost this.

[–]Oblikx 0 points1 point ago

We'll keep each other company

[–]KarmaUK 0 points1 point ago

Ok, I've gotta ask, 30??

We have sixes in the UK, nine if you're a greedy fuck, 20 for a family order, and 30's a solo deal over there?

I admit I've ordered 20 before tho.

[–]JoeDrag0n 0 points1 point ago

30 is an option!? This changes EVERYTHING!

[–]emoelmo657 0 points1 point ago

Ill see you there!