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This killed me. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]MrKrawkodile 138 points139 points ago

by seeing the thumbnail, I thought to myself "One of those guys must be Carrot Top"..... neither were Carrot Top [7]

[–]Ram1r3z 11 points12 points ago

And then your head exploded?

[–]ralliartevo[!] 3 points4 points ago

I also did this. Very dissapoint

[–]faapstad 27 points28 points ago

dude, I just thought the exact same thing.

dude, I'm also at a [7)

dude, am I you?

[–]MrKrawkodile 14 points15 points ago

My child, everyone is me... and everyone is you

[–]zerounodos 23 points24 points ago

And I am the Walrus.

[–]CinnamonBlueBears 1 point2 points ago

andy?

[–]Sloth_McPimpin 1 point2 points ago

Goo goo gjoob

[–]hellyaman 1 point2 points ago

I am the egg man. WOOOO!

[–]NatLeeRawr22 1 point2 points ago

Coo coo cachoo, man. [6]

[–]CosmoShadyman 1 point2 points ago

We are all each other.

[–]YouLostTheGame97 1 point2 points ago

Dad?

[–]thesupermutant 1 point2 points ago

Nope, the guy on the right is definitely carrot top.

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 104 points105 points ago

The guy behind this is a genius troll. He started the page less than a month ago. He has over 50k people talking mad crap on his page. I think about 3% get he's a troll. Gold in my opinion.

[–]ronniehiggins 20 points21 points ago

At face value, I thought this shit was real. But the more I read, the more obvious it was that this whole FB page is a big effing troll.

[–]wayupthere 42 points43 points ago

What clued you in? The description of marijuana as the "devil's lettuce"?

[–]PdubsNWO 21 points22 points ago

For me it was the mention of Shaun White being a Baseball player.

[–]GrapeRello 9 points10 points ago

I have had a cop tell me to they could smell the devils lettuce on me before. Im almost laughed but kept my composure. I should have called him a troll though

[–]Presto99 2 points3 points ago

STOP SMOKING THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE!!

[–]rocko_sanchez 10 points11 points ago

Haha it really is.

I never understood how people could not catch onto trolls like this... The amount of stoners getting enraged on that page is cringeworthy.

I HATE BEING SO SMART AND IMMUNE TO TROLLS

[–]apteryx_274 13 points14 points ago

too bad becky doesn't get to read about trolls because she's dead from devil's lettuce.

[–]bowers1148 1 point2 points ago

But dude... what if it really isn't a troll... and we're all being trolled by thinking it is. [6.5]

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 0 points1 point ago

You mean a troll inside a troll inside a troll?

[–]bowers1148 2 points3 points ago

don't start this..

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] -1 points0 points ago

It might be too late. I already thought this.....

What do I do now? I'm scarred.

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] -1 points0 points ago

Edit: [7.8]

[–]rocko_sanchez 1 point2 points ago

Then that changes everything...

Imagine a place where people don't tell lies on the internet.... where you can think of something in your mind and it comes into reality. A place where the flowers bear ice-cream instead of fruit, and potatoes are caramel chocolate eggs. Also you can fly and stuff. [Pretty baked]

[–]Plazma81 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there. Well done

[–]madsell 9 points10 points ago

my first inkling it was a troll:

"Today is Friday and I'm up pretty early. Rise and shine, as they say!

Speaking of Fridays, this reminds me of one of my favorite, teenage artists, Rebecca Black. She's so very talented, insightful, and pretty. We can all learn a lot from her and Jesus in our hearts."

[–]umadbr00 2 points3 points ago

I find it hilarious as well. I follow a multitude of people on twitter who quote this person's tweets raging about how stupid he/she is. LOL umadbros? This is a total win troll.

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 1 point2 points ago

Good stuff.

[–]Cofo 1 point2 points ago

Hilarious, but also sad that half of the people liking this are genuinely agreeing with it.

[–]samsquantch666 24 points25 points ago

Ya know I heard the same thing happened to pro bowler Michael Jordan

[–]apteryx_274 9 points10 points ago

michael jordan turned into an asshole, because he did too much coke with tiger woods.

[–]OutstandingWarrant 12 points13 points ago

Tiger Woods only became that way because he was the most underpaid player in professional Dodgeball.

[–]apteryx_274 15 points16 points ago

I heard he's changing his name to Jaguar Trees so people won't confuse him with Snoop Lion.

[–]highandentertained 8 points9 points ago

what the hell is going on here

[–]BulgingDisk 7 points8 points ago

81 x 7

[–]Russz 2 points3 points ago

M.A.R.I.J.U.A.N.A

[–]mexicanmullet 12 points13 points ago

I love this page! My favorite part is how nobody seems to realize it's all an extremely obvious joke. I mean really, the devil's spinach that turns you white?

[–]apteryx_274 5 points6 points ago

it makes you gay and black, too. EDIT: depends on the strain.

[–]DjBunn3h 9 points10 points ago

RIP Baconbeatseverything

[–]therealjgreens 17 points18 points ago

Once upon a time I thought 420 mom was real

[–]JugglingReferee 3 points4 points ago

The right side is the actor Eric Stoltz in the 80s movie, "Mask".

[–]apteryx_274 2 points3 points ago

they should have used Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction.

[–]JugglingReferee 2 points3 points ago

Yup - that's a good one too. And more fitting. Upvote for you.

[–]sideberns 4 points5 points ago

Rocky Dennis.

[–]geebaan 7 points8 points ago

"one of the best baseball players of all time"

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 13 points14 points ago

The idiot "Christians" that post hate on her statuses are the best part of it.

[–]Simbamatic 2 points3 points ago

Killed you, huh?

Dibs on your stuff!

[–]zenezor 2 points3 points ago

Rocky and Shaun White are long lost brothers.

[–]psychosloth14 0 points1 point ago

I actually sent this page a message telling them I would help them educate them on marijuana. I feel like a dipshit now lol.

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 5 points6 points ago

I caught on after looking at her page. I love her now.

[–]Mythilus 1 point2 points ago

I love this post

[–]SeckTor 1 point2 points ago

Best troll page on Facebook. Rather annoying honestly

[–]YukonKorneliu5 1 point2 points ago

YES!

Edit: [7]

[–]boobatron 1 point2 points ago

i wanna touch hair

[–]cheapdrinks 1 point2 points ago

Link to the facebook page? :)

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 1 point2 points ago

STOP WEED SMOKING is the name of the page.

[–]mikestoneadfjgs 1 point2 points ago

That lady is such a troll.

[–]SigMuAggie16 1 point2 points ago

That must've been some good bud.......

[–]deathtoEA 1 point2 points ago

I hadn't seen enough to know if she was stupid or a troll...until now.

[–]swiege 1 point2 points ago

My cousin is the spitting image of Shaun white but older I think Shaun need to pay him royalties for said look

[–]Matt_805 1 point2 points ago

By far the funniest page on fb

[–]JGumb 1 point2 points ago

Base..ball..

9/10

[–]animesekai 1 point2 points ago

Wtf is the picture on the right?

[–]lmaso99 1 point2 points ago

shaun white - greatest baseball player of all time

[–]ihasmudkips 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS A FRAUD THIS DOESN'T WORK i tried

[–]DillyG101 1 point2 points ago

I wish that the "STOP WEED SMOKING" account was a real concerned mother. It would be even funnier.

[–]byoonbyoon 1 point2 points ago

His luscious locks are gone.

[–]scottchman1 1 point2 points ago

baseball?

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I thought he was a soccer player.

[–]x3Nine 1 point2 points ago

I said to myself "when you see it" hahah just made me laugh somehow [7]

[–]Morfeas 1 point2 points ago

i love the baseball part lol.

[–]clintock 1 point2 points ago

Good thing I have only done 5 hits of marijuana so far...

[–]ChucktheDuck800 1 point2 points ago

There is just too much wrong in this

[–]STEZN 1 point2 points ago

greatest baseball player lol

[–]the_rush 1 point2 points ago

Saw this last night at a [6] and didn't even realize they said he played baseball. Omg hahaha.

[–]eamantite 1 point2 points ago

6 pots

this could be you

[–]tsoukaholic 1 point2 points ago

is this twitter real? theres no way it could be

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Brah have you ever interneted?

[–]Plazma81 1 point2 points ago

I never watched that movie cuz the kids face freaked me out.

[–]Hefeweize 1 point2 points ago

I always thought carrot top and Shaun same person

[–]LBFanMan 1 point2 points ago

OP is dead?

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes I am.

[–]LBFanMan 1 point2 points ago

What is this Sorcery!

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha pure rad.

[–]felixfortis1 1 point2 points ago

How did it make it past four marijuanas????I bet he raped some white women while listening to jazz music along the way.

[–]ZER0_FUN 1 point2 points ago

He injected 3 whole marijuanas into his system.

[–]belleayreski2 -1 points0 points ago

can we please stop giving these trolls attention, this is no better than not-a-cop

[–]girrrrrrr2 -1 points0 points ago

Hey... are we going to post all of the trolls on twitter now?

I mean we just got done posting the cop, and now we are posting her, are we going to start posting jocelin richmond next?

[–]Dolo4Days 1 point2 points ago

At first I was sick of this shit popping up on Reddit, but I just visited the FB and Twittter pages and 10/10 troll. Too bad the smokers who comment on the Stop Smoking Weed FB page are making us look like a bunch of neaderthals with attitude problems.

[–]scks_2_b_u 1 point2 points ago

Not even once

[–]Captainboner 1 point2 points ago

The one about Mexico being evil cause the flag has a turkey standing on pot is gold.

[–]DroogShroog 1 point2 points ago

R.I.P

[–]2800david 1 point2 points ago

Man i gotta score some of that bud he was smoken!

[–]Montybuggershophooty 1 point2 points ago

Love this page

[–]mclollolwub 1 point2 points ago

I hope you guys know that this whole page posts this shit as a joke...

[–]tokenpokeClub MFLB 1 point2 points ago

I dont see a difference. Are these different people or has Sean White always looked like a strange fuckin person?

[–]Temburn 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how many likes are from people who actually think this is real and are just very against marijuana.

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 0 points1 point ago

I too wonder these things...

[–]Akkkranz -2 points-1 points ago

Love how we all laugh at other people's ignorance hahaha

[–]an_average_redditer -1 points0 points ago

What go me is that Shaun White is not a baseball player, he's a snowboarder...

[–]gvstop 0 points1 point ago

It killed you so much that you liked it?

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 1 point2 points ago

The guys a troll. I love it.

[–]xRobii -1 points0 points ago

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

MARIJUANA ISN'T BAD YOU IDIOT

I BLAZE IT ERRYY DAY BEFORE WORK AND I HAVE NO PROBLEMS

420BLAZEITYOPEACENPOT

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] -1 points0 points ago

Geez there are retards on Reddit too....

[–]Qbenbee 5 points6 points ago

Didn't you just say you get jokes?

[–]ohNOitsRO 2 points3 points ago

This went right over OP's head like a bat out of hell

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 1 point2 points ago

It did. Now I feel bad.

[–]ohNOitsRO 1 point2 points ago

Nah man realizing the mistake is the first step towards omnipotence. Have an upvote.

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you kind sir.

[–]Steakdinner 0 points1 point ago

That woman is clearly a troll, but I do wish someone would beat her with a giant nug. We don't need any more misinformation than already is being spewed by the gubment.

[–]ohNOitsRO 1 point2 points ago

Nah, if people believe this ludicrous message she's jokingly throwing out there, then no measure of actual correct information will help those that believe this

[–]vVvRapture 1 point2 points ago

Best part about this is that not only is the troll funny, but 95% of the people that react have no idea that its a troll and they get mad serious. It's a one-two punch of lolz.

Go to the troll's Facebook page, its endless funneh on every post.

[–]drumnbass55 1 point2 points ago

Link?

[–]vVvRapture 2 points3 points ago

http://www.facebook.com/BanWeed

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 1 point2 points ago

STOP WEED SMOKING is the name of the page.

[–]Prophet1337 -5 points-4 points ago

I totally thought he was a snow boarder. No?

[–]KatLovesPigs 11 points12 points ago

He is...

[–]CarbineGuy -2 points-1 points ago

Then why did you LIKE it?

[8]

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] 1 point2 points ago

I get jokes.

[–]UnAVA -2 points-1 points ago

But... He's a snowboarder...

[–]Viirakuh -4 points-3 points ago

Is this fo realm!?

[–]Baconbeatseverything[S] -1 points0 points ago

What?

[–]skyman724 -5 points-4 points ago

A baseball player?

Dude, if you're going to confuse people, say he's a skater. He actually is one, but not everyone knows that.

[–]ihireaperihi -2 points-1 points ago

I thought Shaun White was a Snowboarder not a baseball player. Am I missing a joke?

[–]zerounodos 1 point2 points ago

Reddit'll help you understand

[–]sixbluntsdeep -1 points0 points ago

We get it. The dude is posting a bunch of ridiculous shit against weed, attempting to troll. Ha ha ha. We all got our kicks. Now how about something original?

[–]newroot 1 point2 points ago

That is so mean, Shaun doesn't play baseball.

[–]ThaMastaAssassin -5 points-4 points ago

Kind of fail, because they said he's a BASEBALL player when he's really a snowboarder/skater

[–]zerounodos 1 point2 points ago

Reddit'll help you understand

[–]kovacsx 1 point2 points ago

it actually was whole point of this statement! ;)