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Official worst family photo. Ever. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]rocketcraft 103 points104 points ago

We need one of those pictures where people retake it years later. A lot more hair. A lot more shame.

[–]axel2191 11 points12 points ago

Why is this not marked NSFW or NSFL!?

It ruined me.

[–]Delicous_Mix 26 points27 points ago

Because it is ....Art

[–]Manome 5 points6 points ago

It's black and white, that makes it art.

[–]ItsAnArt 1 point2 points ago

Yep, Its An Art. I can tell by the tonal value.

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

A lot more fat.

[–]panzerdriver 1 point2 points ago

A lot more wood.

[–]evslarg 183 points184 points ago

"Mom, I'm sorry that I'm inside of you" "Oh don't worry, mommy's not getting pregnant from that hole"

[–]velvethammer44 100 points101 points ago

Jesus Christ....

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[–]Adisai 12 points13 points ago

You ruined it, Joe!

[–]TY00702 4 points5 points ago

Damnit joe get your shit together

[–]evslarg 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn joe.... I was getting so much comment karma....

[–]BossMojoman -4 points-3 points ago

Go home Joe, you're drunk

[–]mechdragon23 25 points26 points ago

What if they all had boners.

[–]jarl_the_creator 38 points39 points ago

Even the mom

[–]Mstreek1 1 point2 points ago

What mom i see no girl except the one on top?

[–]jarl_the_creator 3 points4 points ago

The one on the very bottom everyones dog piled on

[–]evslarg 0 points1 point ago

That's what I assume.

[–]Delicous_Mix 3 points4 points ago

/r/incest

[–]AggressivePoliteGuy 21 points22 points ago

Why did I click that..

[–]ngtstkr 13 points14 points ago

Because the skeletons in your closet needed dusting off.

[–]manmin 5 points6 points ago

Dead_dove.jpg

[–]BossMojoman 2 points3 points ago

And this is what it sounds like, when doves cry

[–]ZippoS 2 points3 points ago

The game the whole family can play!™

[–]Averdrian 1 point2 points ago

I think I've seen this Hentai.

[–]fadedseaside 63 points64 points ago

"The Aristocrats!"

[–]unsanemaker -4 points-3 points ago

You have won the game good sir.

[–]Red-Jaguars 14 points15 points ago

You can say whatever you want. I personally feel terrible for those kids, but not for the reason you think. Imagine inviting friends over and having that picture hanging above the TV. What a conversation starter.

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

If they live in a nudist colony it wouldn't be a problem.

[–]emericle 20 points21 points ago

grandpa was on the bottom in last year's photo. Pretty sure he died just so he didn't have to be in this year's photo.

[–]khduttonisdead 26 points27 points ago

Official fastest repost. Ever.

[–]m3fawner 13 points14 points ago

Except this is a repost much older than that.

[–]DoubleDown 1 point2 points ago

Karma decay has it reposted almost 30 times!

[–]ensay 26 points27 points ago

15 years later when he realizes his penis was touching his mother's hoohaa

[–]m3fawner 16 points17 points ago

Is that worse than your brother's behind?

[–]jdawggey 6 points7 points ago

Without a doubt. In my mind at least.

[–]MejorSnowball 8 points9 points ago

The second kid from the top has his rape face on.

[–]ecacn6 6 points7 points ago

Kid in front is one lucky motherfucker...or non-motherfucker? I don't know anymore.

[–]Dante2k4 7 points8 points ago

Man... I would hate to be that middle kid.

1) His wiener is all up in his mom's booty area.

2) His brother's wiener is all up in his booty area.

There are too many wieners in too many booty areas, and that boy's wiener to booty ratio is a bit higher than everyone elses...

It just doesn't seem fair :/

[–]DancesGoGoAintAHoNo 2 points3 points ago

You have to consider these things. Is it better to have one in the pink, (albeit your mother's) and one in your stink? Or just one in your stink?

[–]Kniepic 18 points19 points ago

Coincidentally, also the photographer's official awkwardest day at work.

[–]riptaway 45 points46 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Nothing like quality time with the family... 45coms 35pts 10hrs WTF
WEIRDEST FAMILY PICTURE EVER!!! (Kinda NSFW?) 4coms -6pts 21hrs WTF
I cannot caption this. 18coms -3pts 3dys WTF
Awkwardest family photo ever? (xpost /r/pics) 22coms 38pts 4dys cringepics
This takes awkward family photo to a new level. 26coms 62pts 4dys pics
Just your typical family photo. (NSFW) 8coms -7pts 8dys WTF
There IS such a thing as being "too close" to your family 4coms 8pts 27dys funny
Who thought this was a good idea? (Kinda-nsfw) 50coms 99pts 28dys WTF
Black and White Family Photo 0coms -5pts 1mo WTF
Family Picture awkward lvl 100 4coms 5pts 1mo pics
By far the creepiest family picture ever... 14coms 56pts 2mos WTF
Worst family picture idea. Ever 57coms 93pts 5mos WTF
WTF Is wrong with this family? [NSFWish] 68coms 75pts 10mos WTF
Family portrait? NSFW 2coms 2pts 12mos WTF
Ok seriously, this is the creepiest idea for a family photo EVER! 200coms 272pts 1yr WTF
Weird family photo... 12coms 8pts 3dys WTF
Awkward Family Photo Contest Winner... 12coms 32pts 1yr WTF
Time for the yearly Christmas photo...(nsfw for nudity) 0coms -1pt 1mo WTF
That awkward moment when a family gets naked in your studio. 4coms 11pts 7mos WTF
Just found this picture online. Oh god, why?!? 17coms 15pts 11mos WTF
Some Families are Weirder than Others (NSFWish) 1561coms 2680pts 1yr WTF
And I thought my family photos were awkward... 10coms 17pts 1yr WTF
Family Pyramid 1com -6pts 1yr WTF
mother of awkward family photos 37coms 201pts 8mos WTF
Oh god. Can't be unseen. 10coms 3pts 15dys WTF
... And they called themselves 'The Aristocrats' 6coms 11pts 5mos WTF
Some Families are Weirder than Others (NSFWish) [FIXED] 4coms 17pts 8mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Zugwat 7 points8 points ago

27 times, give or take.

[–]K413n1 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for massive amounts of citing.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for taking the time to post these.

[–]pixel-zombie 4 points5 points ago

What was the conversation that led up to this decision?

[–]Robotclown 3 points4 points ago

now someone Photoshop Nicolas cage's face on all of them, THEN it would be perfect.

[–]humangoing 10 points11 points ago

Or it's the best gang-bang photo ever.

[–]The_Legend_ 2 points3 points ago

Safest family photo from West Virginia however.

[–]AasianApina 1 point2 points ago

It is the suprise buttsecks, family edition.

[–]kope19 -1 points0 points ago

I'm going to go out on a limb and say they are fellow countrymen, aka Irish................

[–]sirfapsallday 1 point2 points ago

Does any one notice the weird cloud demon on the left

[–]Naraka-Path-Pain 3 points4 points ago

I got the weirdest boner from seeing the mom like that.

[–]Excaliburjb 2 points3 points ago

This is one of the most disturbing things I have seen. Keeping in mind I do not browse /spacedicks.

[–]redsh1ft 3 points4 points ago

Wincest ! its fun for the whole family

[–]mick4state 2 points3 points ago

I just hope that's his wife and not his daughter.

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point ago

I never thought of it like that.

[–]veravero 3 points4 points ago

Those poor, poor children.

[–]aphawk17 3 points4 points ago

note to self: reddit is not a big fan of nudist families.

[–]BossMojoman 2 points3 points ago

Nudist families, fine, basically forming a train with your kids and taking a picture, not fine

[–]Loveboatcptn 2 points3 points ago

How is this legal?

[–]Manome -1 points0 points ago

Why would it be illegal?

[–]brycemastrog 0 points1 point ago

Uncle Jerry?

[–]heakboy -1 points0 points ago

Aristocrat

[–]OhighOent 1 point2 points ago

Cant wait for the 20yr pics...

OP will surely deliver

[–]unsanemaker 1 point2 points ago

It's one of those things...I feel bad for the kids. I mean, 8-10 years after that picture some boyfriend and/or girlfriend is going to see that and then suddenly that kid is single again.

[–]axel2191 0 points1 point ago

This would not be ok if they reverse ordered it.

[–]comradeblueballs 0 points1 point ago

dad has the weirdest boner right now

[–]consiliumz 1 point2 points ago

I really can't tell which would be worse, being in between two brothers or one brother and your mom..

[–]hansbritzohno 0 points1 point ago

I look like Fred savage from the wonder years but completely naked wearing friendship bracelets

[–]y0Ur9r4NDm4 0 points1 point ago

Awkward boner....

[–]TroloLeon 0 points1 point ago

The Most awkward boner ever!

[–]TheMoro 1 point2 points ago

There is just no way that you aren't seeing your parents junk. People are fucked.

[–]singoutsapphire 0 points1 point ago

I feel so sorry for the photographer. On another note, this picture reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter rescues a nudist and Meg falls in love with his son. My favorite part of he episode is when Peter throws coasters on the floor for every step the nudist kid takes in Peter's house.

[–]Cognyze 0 points1 point ago

I'm almost sure this could be considered child pornography lmao.

[–]The_Magnificent 0 points1 point ago

And I bet those kids loved it.

[–]schwo 1 point2 points ago

And we call it... The Aristocrats!

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

awkwardness radiates from this picture...!

[–]sihha 0 points1 point ago

I'm not quite sure which position is the worst....

[–]brussels4breakfast -1 points0 points ago

Look at all the ghosts on the wall.

[–]grilledpandas 0 points1 point ago

And here come the [FIXED] posts...

[–]Djandyt 1 point2 points ago

why dont we all just have a seat....

[–]iLuVtiffany 1 point2 points ago

"Why?!" - Every child in that photo 10 years later.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This needs to be posted to r/WTF, this isn't even funny...

[–]the_great_vagoo 1 point2 points ago

definitely scientologists

[–]pixartist 1 point2 points ago

what the fuck

[–]domesticsuperpoo 1 point2 points ago

That is fucking horrible!!

[–]Billi_Mayz 0 points1 point ago

What the gay?

[–]iAGR 1 point2 points ago

Well, I wouldn't mind being the kid on top of the lady.

What? It's just a little bit of incest. Don't be a buzz kill.

[–]canadianwaffle -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry, but how the fuck is this not NSFW'd?

[–]AwkwardInsomniac77 0 points1 point ago

I take it you haven't spent much time in /r/wtf...

[–]canadianwaffle 1 point2 points ago

You sir have taken right.

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[–]lisaglass[S] 1 point2 points ago

Right? And imagine the whole set up of this, "ok, bill, lie down, great! Now mom, on top of him...l

[–]blowmechunky 1 point2 points ago

five minutes later, social services was knocking on their door.

[–]Swagmomma -2 points-1 points ago

Nope!

[–]okayifimust 0 points1 point ago

nudity != sex

[–]ShowersInOveralls -2 points-1 points ago

This is prime material for /r/WTF

[–]Entropy263 3 points4 points ago

This was already posted onto WTF. It made the top post.

[–]jello1990 0 points1 point ago

The aristocrats

[–]Aesculap -1 points0 points ago

THIS. IS.SICK!!!!

[–]My_Socks_Are_Blue 3 points4 points ago

Woah there, it's definitely quirky, but does it really require three sentences of anger?

[–]Hosfac 7 points8 points ago

It's "quirky" in the way that murder is "rude."

[–]Aesculap 0 points1 point ago

Yup.

[–]Lord_Herp_Derpington -4 points-3 points ago

Look at the second kid's face, dafuq.

[–]bo_jangled -1 points0 points ago

No words to describe this

[–]k1ngm1nu5 -2 points-1 points ago

...Unless you're into that sort of thing...

[–]kush_ 0 points1 point ago

all of the children above...their...mother and father = scarred for life

[–]fig999 0 points1 point ago

I can see this picture taring the family apart

"Michael, put that thing down! You can hurt people with that!"

"But mommy I don't want too!"

[–]Kbr1119 0 points1 point ago

Soon we will have a fixed version of this, but shouldn't this be illegal?

[–]GryphonsAndWolves 0 points1 point ago

The poor boy on top of the mum

[–]TheBlackBearJew 0 points1 point ago

This may belong in r/wtf. Just saying.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Jesus H.....

[–]nofatchicksever -2 points-1 points ago

How is that not a sex crime?

[–]calliope24 -1 points0 points ago

what.the fuck.

[–]eseric -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with those people