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The day is almost over and I just noticed the cake next to my name. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by goingTofu

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[–]Kilgore_Trout- 49 points50 points ago

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler

[–]logancook44 15 points16 points ago

I can burn this building down.

[–]DirtyPolecat 2 points3 points ago

Didn't we lay you off 5 years ago?

[–]Hampostic -1 points0 points ago

Correction, you believe he has your thtapler

[–]ZicronSoul 34 points35 points ago

NO NO NO NO NO! That scene made me feel sad inside.

[–]Creothcean 2 points3 points ago

I always skip this scene because I feel so bad for Milton and my blood boils at the injustice when that fat bitch makes him give up his cake.

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 2 points3 points ago

I felt so angry. I would have thrown a cake fit!

[–]Chief_H 7 points8 points ago

I would set the building on fire.

[–]EveryPersonDanceSoon 33 points34 points ago

This scene in the film makes me so unbelievably angry. You do not understand how much I hate that woman, that damn fucking woman in her stupid, blue pantsuit, stuffing her smug, Korean face in the cake YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PASS ALONG TO MILTON! THAT'S MILTON'S CAKE, YOU CRUEL BASTARD - HOW COULD YOU!

[–]RHowenstein 2 points3 points ago

Everybody dance now!

[–]EveryPersonDanceSoon 0 points1 point ago

Hooray! Finally someone understood the reference. I thank you kind sir, you have made my day that bit better :)

[–]bawb88 0 points1 point ago

Could you kindly explain the reference?

[–]EveryPersonDanceSoon 0 points1 point ago

Sure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu-xJ-mPD7g

[–]bawb88 0 points1 point ago

Oh I get it, it was about your name not the comment... :p

[–]zaqufant 17 points18 points ago

The cake to people ratio is off.

[–]empireofnyy 9 points10 points ago

I could set the building on fire...

[–]A_GZA 2 points3 points ago

the ratio of people to cake is too big [FTFY]

[–]specop16 13 points14 points ago

Hen, you and me both buddy.

[–]sweetgreggo 5 points6 points ago

YOU get an up vote!

[–]tacotaster 9 points10 points ago

Hey same here bud.

[–]sweetgreggo 3 points4 points ago

YOU get an up vote!

[–]FleXide 10 points11 points ago

Yup.

[–]sweetgreggo 4 points5 points ago

YOU get an up vote!

[–]JayDepp 8 points9 points ago

Can I ride the cakeday train?

[–]sweetgreggo 4 points5 points ago

YOU get an up vote!

[–]AyeAye_CapnCrunch 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you all. I just realized my cake day must have been yesterday.

[–]Dubes_ -3 points-2 points ago

Damn, you guys got clucked over.

[–]Red-Jaguars 9 points10 points ago

The day is not lost. Go to r/gonewild and show your O-Face. OH... OH... OH...

[–]goingTofu[S] 37 points38 points ago

Shit, no, man. As a dude, I believe I'd get my ass kicked for doin' somethin' like that.

[–]Red-Jaguars 8 points9 points ago

Well lets not JUMP.....to conclusions here. That is the worst idea I have ever heard.

[–]Jonny_Watts 2 points3 points ago

I'll be the one laughing in 15 years!

[–]Bigtittyslut2012 0 points1 point ago

I actually have a jump to conclusions mat. Just sayin...

[–]Arcatus 4 points5 points ago

That was the best reply possible. For that, I'm going to upvote everything you've ever posted (as long as it isn't archived, of course).

[–]goingTofu[S] 2 points3 points ago

Wow you don't have to do that but thanks I guess. brb gonna go submit a million links that you have to upvote

[–]Arcatus 6 points7 points ago

Haha, quick thinking there. I'll see you for your next cakeday! http://i.imgur.com/85peb.png

[–]majorshake 0 points1 point ago

for that i am going to upvote everything you've ever posted (so long as its not archived)! ha!

[–]ziper1221 8 points9 points ago

"Please No: Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday."

[–]Methsex -2 points-1 points ago

Rules are meant for measuring.

[–]duchovny 5 points6 points ago

Please No: Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

[–]dgb75 -1 points0 points ago

Keep in mind your cake day starts at the moment you signed up which may or may not have anything to do with midnight.

[–]pokemeintheeye 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn, I hate that woman.

[–]Tkoz 0 points1 point ago

Woah! i did not know you actually get a cake next to your name for cake day.

[–]REB3LxSOUL 0 points1 point ago

Hitler's in the background

[–]OhHaiMahBros -1 points0 points ago

Literally just found this out myself. Upvote.

[–]maroon005 0 points1 point ago

At least you realized it before it was too late! I missed mine :(

[–]ggriffin13 0 points1 point ago

But but but I was told that I could listen to my radio

[–]Llortmi 0 points1 point ago

Fuck tofu.

[–]goingTofu[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck YOU. just kidding, I've never had it actually

[–]winter_storm 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to just go away.

[–]vonClausewitz 1 point2 points ago

I want to strangle that asian lady EVERY time

[–]Z3wpk 0 points1 point ago

There are no words to describe how bad I feel for him in that movie.

[–]Ferniff 0 points1 point ago

For those who watch Boardwalk Empire, Milton is Mr. Gaston Means.

[–]kmmeerts 1 point2 points ago

I just saw this movie today, and The Big Lebowski yesterday. So many references I suddenly "get" on Reddit.

[–]Pocketzest 0 points1 point ago

PC load letter? The fuck does that mean?

[–]smiles450 0 points1 point ago

the proportion of people to cake...

[–]Everything_Is_Irie -1 points0 points ago

Who fucking cares. "oh my god, I'm so excited that you registered onto reddit a year ago!" GTFO

[–]dalockrock 0 points1 point ago

I always feel sorry for him in this scene. Bitch, that was Milton's cake

[–]adog231231 0 points1 point ago

Me too! Happy cakeday!

[–]captainzigzag 0 points1 point ago

That smug bitch on the right gets me every time. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

[–]DirtyPolecat 0 points1 point ago

I, too, watched Office Space.

[–]sweetgreggo 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see that scene I want to stab that chinese bitch in the face.

[–]dschotthoefer 0 points1 point ago

Fuck! Just reminded me that today is my cake day as well. Thank you! Now off to find a relevant submission.

[–]CrankyJohn 0 points1 point ago

Cake days: Because the post isn't good enough to get on the front page through its own merit

[–]reddittheredditors 0 points1 point ago

Is that kim jong il on the right?

[–]nnejak94 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this scene on reddit I can never remember what movie it's from. It kills man

[–]Bigtittyslut2012 0 points1 point ago

My god I have so much love for this movie. After working in this type of environment we have decided that this is essentially a documentary.

[–]Criket527 0 points1 point ago

Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

[–]i_love_the_op 0 points1 point ago

I think we can all agree that OP is a great guy.

[–]rblue 0 points1 point ago

Ookay, but that'th the latht thtraw.

[–]Tandr 0 points1 point ago

ditto

[–]Talltran 0 points1 point ago

I could set the building on fire..

[–]pinkfu 2 points3 points ago

Congrats. Now run away before you get lost here forever!

[–]Dragon_the_Dreamer -1 points0 points ago

Now I want cake...

[–]tittiesnbeer 1 point2 points ago

Is that Ed Helms on the left side?

[–]mrection 0 points1 point ago

I came looking for this too. It REALLY looks like him, but he's not in the credits...

[–]Mad_Martigan74 1 point2 points ago

No, but that's a friend of mine to the right of him. Shalonn! My other friend Christine is also in this scene.

[–]jackcatalyst 3 points4 points ago

I don't believe that you have friends.

[–]Mad_Martigan74 0 points1 point ago

Touché. Too much time on reddit.

[–]shinaynay -1 points0 points ago

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

[–]ImSpicy 1 point2 points ago

Yay new desktop background

[–]MexecutionTime 0 points1 point ago

what movie is this from?

[–]trd_supra 2 points3 points ago

Office space

[–]MexecutionTime 1 point2 points ago

Gracias!

[–]corymhulsey 1 point2 points ago

I've noticed mine all day, still got no love. Alas, happy cakeday to you.

[–]Albodan -3 points-2 points ago

I got you pal :D

[–]Asylumgirl15 -2 points-1 points ago

At least you noticed yours >.< mine passed like a month ago. I noticed two weeks ago

[–]ChrisColumbus -2 points-1 points ago

Lumberg strikes again, first your stapler, now your cake

[–]Duodude55 -2 points-1 points ago

At least you noticed yours.. I woke up and realized that I was at a year and some months and thought "Fuck.."

[–]JudgeXXIII -1 points0 points ago

For some reason I want to slap the smug off that Asian woman's face

[–]juice_of_the_mango -4 points-3 points ago

Thought mine was Christmas day. Turned out to be Christmas Eve.
I had a cat picture all ready to go and everything.

[–]MustHaveCleverHandle 0 points1 point ago

Ha ha, I spent the last couple of days trying to figure out which cat picture to use...went with a Corgi instead

[–]SchecterClassic -1 points0 points ago

I will ALWAYS upvote Office Space.

[–]glockatized -4 points-3 points ago

GOD DAMN what a clever way to get cake karma. Well played.

[–]seanzyy -2 points-1 points ago

Your lucky. I just realized i missed mine by one day.

[–]the_chris_yo -2 points-1 points ago

i've missed my reddit cake day last year and now apparently this year.

[–]ThePwnageBoss -1 points0 points ago

Looks like you're having your cake but not eating it

[–]rcuomo -1 points0 points ago

You sicken me.

[–]stevesonaplane -1 points0 points ago

Cake day is still a thing on reddit? Alright.

[–]F3AR 0 points1 point ago

So?

Why the fuck is this in /r/funny ?

Die bitch.

[–]BigBadPanda -5 points-4 points ago

I know the feeling