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Whenever i can't sleep (imgur.com)
submitted 16 days ago by thegreatbrah
[–]xtkbilly 63 points64 points65 points 16 days ago
After you are done masturbating, but still can't sleep
[–]FLUX-YOU 7 points8 points9 points 16 days ago
3 times last night.
And I STILL needed Nyquil.
[–]boveah 3 points4 points5 points 16 days ago
3
Pfft amateur
[–]Carter52 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
my record's 13 1/2
[–]boveah 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Ah the ol half squirt where nothing but a few bubbles come out
[–]Carter52 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
i have never referred to it as that. i'm going to have to from now on
[–]caitibee 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
is that even possible? 13?
[–]Carter52 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
you need a will of steel
[–]thegreatbrah[S] 13 points14 points15 points 16 days ago
Haha
[–]TFactor 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
This is how I developed carpal tunnel syndrome.
[–]Dick_Wrist_Watch 20 points21 points22 points 16 days ago
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3sg49i/
[–]Henkkaaaaa 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Do you at least change them afterward?
[–]SecularScience 10 points11 points12 points 16 days ago
That's what the morning shower takes care of
[–]thegreatbrah[S] 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
Did that once long ago. Bad bad idea
[–]LazyNarwhal 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
That's gross. Just do it in the bathroom like a civilized human.
[–]Dick_Wrist_Watch 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I find it weird people do it in the bathroom and not their beds.
[–]FartQuotes 35 points36 points37 points 16 days ago
That happens to me a lot. Sometimes twice in one night. So I masturbate in the same tissue.
Feels horrible.
[–]drunk_tank 28 points29 points30 points 16 days ago
that's foul bachelor frog material
[–]I_Say_Awesome_Sauce 35 points36 points37 points 16 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/IO3j8.gif
[–]DickGuillotine 12 points13 points14 points 16 days ago
they make boxes for this exact purpose
[–]chrisp3d 5 points6 points7 points 16 days ago
how do you masturbate with a box?
[–]SecularScience 12 points13 points14 points 16 days ago
Oh you poor little thing.
[–]McFlare92 6 points7 points8 points 16 days ago
Cum... Box. There I said it.
[–]DickGuillotine 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
If he is never seen again... we will know... he looked
[–]waterlily-13 15 points16 points17 points 16 days ago
I hate laying there trying to decide if sleep is right around the corner, or if it will require a little flicka flicka. It turns something that should be fun into work.
[–]whatahugeclock 28 points29 points30 points 16 days ago
Whenever I'm awake
[–]congeles 12 points13 points14 points 16 days ago
Doing that actually puts me to sleep. Very useful.
[–]FRIENDLY_CANADIAN 8 points9 points10 points 16 days ago
Hey, it works.
I count my inability to sleep at fap levels.
Like, "wow I really couldn't sleep last night, it took me 4 faps!"
[–]ExtraDip 15 points16 points17 points 16 days ago
Whenever I'm home alone
[–]DickGuillotine 5 points6 points7 points 16 days ago
Whenever I watch... Home Alone.... dammit!
[–]IamAsexKitten 6 points7 points8 points 16 days ago
That reminds me...
[–]RiseAboveIt 5 points6 points7 points 16 days ago
Slippery slope.
[–]bruceferg03 5 points6 points7 points 16 days ago
Its a double win you get sleep, and no morning wood.
[–]BetrayalSpree 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
This exactly
[–]chrismonx 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
Pull the sleeping cord.
[–]throwingnickels 12 points13 points14 points 16 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/Ptyzk.jpg
[–]BigPic-865 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
Whenever
[–]acallforsincerity 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Always works! ALWAYS!
[–]zxxkimxxz 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
Puts me to sleep every time ;)
[–]Ginnysaurus 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
There's something about the power of suggestion...
[–]soroltkileny 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
Why is this a first world cat problems meme?
[–]thelazymessiah 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
...again
[–]Jackofspades7 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Whenever I am.
[–]samu2121 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
I always do this after i fail at anything really , feels good man.
[–]paintedr 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
When I'm bored.
[–]talkingmuffins 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
In theory this is actually a good idea. Sex is a sedative, so I assume it would work even when it's solo sex.
[–]mean0dean0 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
I don't know about "sex" being a sedative, but during the male refractory period testosterone levels are at their ebb and the release of prolactin (sleepy/fullness hormone) acts as a sleep-inducing agent.
So orgasming is a sedative.
[–]mean0dean0 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Not quite--the scientific evidence only points to the raising of numerous chemicals associated with pleasure and satiation (serotonin, prolactin, etc.), but women have many of the same chemical releases and there's no wives' tale about women falling asleep after sex. It's not even very statistically viable to talk about how quickly men fall asleep after sex, because most sex happens at night when people generally fall asleep anyways; and on the other hand, orgasms in both men and women have been shown to be somewhat effective at waking people up during the day, relieving certain types of headaches, etc; and the injection of testosterone-laden semen into the receptive mucosal tissue of the vaginal canal has been shown to be a low-grade anti-depressant for women. But at the very least, prolactin is an interesting part of the puzzle.
[–]KingHerpADerp 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Well it does help.
[–]deedsnance 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
And AGAIN and AGAIN
[–]sticky_and_naked 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Need to go to sleep....masturbate
Need to stay awake....masturbate
[–]KermitDeeeFrog 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Are people who don't masturbate more naive than the general public?
[–]123musicslave 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
Going into sleep mode
[–]runninggun44 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
What does this have to do with being excessively rich?
[–]arbitrock -1 points0 points1 point 16 days ago
Every.Single.Night
[–]tehweave 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
I'm always wired after masturbating. I can't jack off and then go to bed. I'll be up for hours.
[–]lXaNaXl 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
I gave up masturbating again last night. See how long I can make it.
[–]Rex_Reach 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
I masturbated six times inside of an hour. Into one tissue.
[–]G-Bat 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
After masturbating first time. Browse reddit for 30 minutes before finding your way to r/gonewild and masturbate again.
[–]jason10481 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
I need to be able to upvote this more..
[–]unreal1 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
Like right now
[–]Chocolate_bukkake 0 points1 point2 points 15 days ago
I actually used to masturbate before I'd go to sleep for a very long time and it got to the point where if I masturbate now, I end up getting sleepy after. Something in my brain is triggering and is telling my body to sleep after I ejaculate.
[–]Cosmonaught_D -2 points-1 points0 points 16 days ago
First World Problems: Can't sleep, fiancé blew me right before bed.
[–]Omena123 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
Didn't know you need to be part of the 1% to masturbate
[–]jakemg 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
This is the first time I've ever encountered a repost of something I posted. I think it's crazy how people can essentially think of the same thing separately.
[–]Fuggernought -1 points0 points1 point 16 days ago
r/nofap for you
if you put an extra / before the R reddit will link it for you
[–]bisensual 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
Whenever always.
all it takes is a username and password
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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