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[–]RutigerMetsin 1 point2 points ago

I bet the guy who stabbed him had a gun at the time he said this. Most brilliant man ever.

[–]Cardozos 1 point2 points ago

Now what are you gonna do, drive me to the hospital and turn yourself in?

[–]ShoelacePi 1 point2 points ago

[–]drewcore 0 points1 point ago

Couple dudes I worked with were arguing (cooks - plenty of large sharp knives around) and dude 1 says "What, do I have to stab myself in the chest to prove it?" and dude 2 says "I'd like to see that." So dude 1 stabbed himself in the chest. Twice. No joke. Funny in retrospect, harrowing at the time.