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[–]juxtap0zed 90 points91 points ago

jesus christ... where did he find a cassette in this day and age?!?!

[–]downesy 7 points8 points ago

Home taping is killing my boner.

[–]ratchet7474 17 points18 points ago

He didn't. This picture has been around for years.

[–]juxtap0zed 24 points25 points ago

Have a sense of whimsy and wonder, ratchet7474

[–]skyman724 7 points8 points ago

antijokecock.jpg

[–]jackmehoff31 2 points3 points ago

Damn, just fucking killed the joke.

[–]TheGoalie01 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]Mediocre_Repost 18 points19 points ago

Eject that shit!

[–]feureau -2 points-1 points ago

REWIND! REWIND!

[–]WeCouldBeHeroes 29 points30 points ago

Is it me or does he also have large testicles?

[–]mister_pjm[S] 34 points35 points ago

Huge testicles.

[–]Mediocre_Repost 14 points15 points ago

Now I have to look again.

[–]No_Charisma 9 points10 points ago

Yea I just looked again

[–]Iouboutin 1 point2 points ago

you wanted to anyway

[–]fishanlers 1 point2 points ago

he never stopped.

[–]parrotforpresident 5 points6 points ago

"You got long balls larry"

[–]AJreborn 5 points6 points ago

Those aren't long, they're just low.

[–]sylban 2 points3 points ago

What's the difference? They're low, but that makes them look 'long' to me. I think C&W meant 'long' in this way, not "unusually distended in one direction, rather than being shaped like regular balls".

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[–]sylban 1 point2 points ago

Gotcha. There's probably a couple good songs in there. (Not in the scrotum. You know what I mean. Although, with the right kind of implant.. hey, I may have just hit on a lucrative new adult toy.)

[–]P4TTYCAKES 2 points3 points ago

I'm convinced we are looking at a bull

[–]masslurker 1 point2 points ago

It's all the stuff he keeps cramming down his dick.

[–]sylban 6 points7 points ago

In most cases, I'd say it would be difficult to gauge, but cassettes have a standard known size. I'm not good at that kind of forensics, but you might be able to estimate the size of his scrotum based on that. Then jam a cassette into your own foreskin, take a picture, and run the numbers again for comparison.

[–]sumoshart 1 point2 points ago

It could be a microcassette, like the ones for answering machines... yes I'm old.

[–]sylban 3 points4 points ago

Not in this case. I came of age in the cassette era, and I'm familiar with all the different kinds. The cassette in the photo is a standard-size one. You can tell partly from the size of the lettering visible on it. If I dug around enough, I might even come up with a specific brand, as it looks familiar to me. In any case, I'm very certain that it's not a mini or micro cassette, both of which are shaped somewhat differenty in all three dimensions (especially, the smaller ones are thicker by proportion to their lateral dimensions), and have comparatively larger spindle holes for their size.

No, I'm sorry, this impressive gentleman has indeed managed -- I'm sure not without some difficulty -- to insert one end of a standard cassette into the loose overflap of his foreskin.

What remains is, why? My own guess is that he's always had an unusually flexible foreskin, and found an object to demonstrate that; that is, the fact of it being a cassette is not relevant, it just happened to be of appropriate dimension. He probably thought it was funny.

[–]sumoshart 0 points1 point ago

I know you're right, but you just tossed an anvil to guys drowning in a sea of WTF-why?!!

Yes the equipment in OP's pic is full-size, and some of it obviously extra large.

[–]sylban 1 point2 points ago

My ability to look at most things objectively comes from the fact that I'm only troubled by unnecessary harm. Beyond that, anything's fine, as far as I'm concerned, and I have little patience for what I perceive as a rather childish reaction to things being outside people's experience or imagination. To me, it's like a dog barking at a fake leg.

[–]sumoshart 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but- oh, you think I'm serious! My apologies my good man. I agree with you, this is nowhere near as bad as waking up to find oneself in the condition shown in OP's picture.

[–]datorer 13 points14 points ago

Official soundtrack of /r/spacedicks

[–]_emptypond 5 points6 points ago

Anyone else picture a snake eating large prey....

[–]IonOtter 7 points8 points ago

THERE we go! WTF reboot enabled. Now we're cooking with gas!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Try that with a CD.

[–]Witto10 6 points7 points ago

or VHS

[–]hinga_dinga_dargen 1 point2 points ago

Or a hard drive

[–]ld2gj 34 points35 points ago

They have this tag, NSFW. Yea, FUCKING USE IT!

[–]fshifty 9 points10 points ago

Pretty stoked I opened this in class... The people around me I am pretty sure saw it and now think I am a fucking weirdo.

[–]bearvivant 8 points9 points ago

[–]No_Charisma 5 points6 points ago

Why? Why did you do that?

[–]bearvivant 9 points10 points ago

Because I can't be the only person on this thread who likes uncut dicks

[–]Iouboutin 6 points7 points ago

2,219 readers

ಠ_ಠ

[–]l34512 4 points5 points ago

I am not sure how to feel about this.

[–]yvva 3 points4 points ago

Why did I just click on that? ew.

[–]mikeyandreasson 2 points3 points ago

Dad?

[–]Exsous 2 points3 points ago

Been there, done that.

[–]mask34 5 points6 points ago

Cassettes are for amatuers ..... wheres the tapes for my old eight track gone????

[–]downesy 1 point2 points ago

Looks like it's only a C60. I'd like to see him try that with a C90!

[–]BBWDomina 2 points3 points ago

Right on!!!

[–]OhHeyBaron 0 points1 point ago

He's so smooth

[–]Emphursis 0 points1 point ago

Took me a moment to work out what I was looking at. Then I fell off my chair trying to get away from it!

[–]solarsavior 2 points3 points ago

Don't copy that floppy.

[–]notagain987 2 points3 points ago

It wasn't the pain that I was imagining, I was trying to figure out how he got that there in the first place.

[–]sylban 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a pretty low-quality cassette. He wasted his money on that Dolby C schlong.

[–]AC_DC_12 2 points3 points ago

Reposts-So-Many-Reposts

[–]he47her 2 points3 points ago

I just threw up in my mouth...and I have a vagina

[–]Neltech 1 point2 points ago

now do it with a laser disk

[–]Aromir19 4 points5 points ago

You just got me fired you cunt

[–]Iouboutin 0 points1 point ago

fired for wasting company time browsing reddit? i'm not surprised

[–]Aromir19 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe I was on a break.

[–]evilbob 2 points3 points ago

Well, now you are on an extended break. Lucky you.

[–]JazielLandrie 0 points1 point ago

Suck it.

[–]olivortex 3 points4 points ago

The real question is: does he even have the auto-reverse function?

[–]SarcasticRedditor 1 point2 points ago

What do you think is recorded on it?

[–]sylban 1 point2 points ago

Now, or before?

[–]MisterNixon 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he was trying to pull this off?

[–]How__Can__She__Slap 1 point2 points ago

Is that Sal's pouch?!

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 1 point2 points ago

6 seconds to figure out what in the hell...

[–]Large_Fanny 1 point2 points ago

If I can accurately guess the exact picture from the title, than it may have been reposted too much.

[–]ToubaboKoomi 1 point2 points ago

There's your problem. You're trying to put your casette into an 8 track deck.

[–]ridestheshortbus 1 point2 points ago

I just showed my husband reddit for the first time and it was THIS post. He stared at it in shock and horror. I could have died laughing. The FIRST thing he said was "what the fuck". I never told him that was the name of this subreddit.

Bravo!

[–]rjmskyfire 1 point2 points ago

That's just wrong, wrong, wrong!

[–]stormydog 1 point2 points ago

Amazingly, it was totally rewound when he took it out.

[–]BeccaDora 1 point2 points ago

Please, please, please can we STOP REPOSTING this!?

[–]an_average_redditer 1 point2 points ago

Repost -.-

[–]OK_WheresMyGun 1 point2 points ago

Alright I'm done

[–]Fox_Radar 1 point2 points ago

One word.....why?

[–]RedChimera64 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or is there a straw coming out of his testicles.

[–]mickydub604 1 point2 points ago

I think that was supposed to be for spacedicks??

They would love that!!

[–]wonderboy519 1 point2 points ago

My penis just retracted so far in my body it's forcing me to log out of reddit.

[–]Ephemeros 1 point2 points ago

Hey baby, I made you a mixtape...

[–]cassandragemini 1 point2 points ago

Idk why guys are bitching about nsfw tag... We are browsing WTF right???!

[–]mollyfied 1 point2 points ago

Wow; it's amazing how far the foreskin can stretch. I've seen people inflate their foreskins to quite large volumes, but cassettes are kind of a different beast altogether. I wonder if he feels any pleasure from that, considering that he's flaccid in the image.

[–]Derpeh 5 points6 points ago

Oh, thank god it's just his foreskin! I thought he shoved it up his dick hole! O_O

[–]seabass341 1 point2 points ago

I posted this picture on a tf2 server and tons of people were all talking about it and they all made the same mistake you did.

[–]Derpeh 1 point2 points ago

I would imagine so! If I may ask, why the hell would you post it on a tf2 server?!

[–]seabass341 0 points1 point ago

It's entertaining to hear people talking about it...? Duh.

[–]Derpeh 0 points1 point ago

Oh...ok. Carry on then!

[–]powerMETALtony 0 points1 point ago

i just tried this..... not even close.. :(

[–]sylban 1 point2 points ago

The foreskin is a lot like the earlobe, and with practice you can probably do it. Practice, patience, and probably some lotion, because working up to it will obviously inflame it somewhat.

[–]Jody_Fosters_Army 1 point2 points ago

So when you get a boner, is it like your dick is wearing a cape?

[–]mask34 1 point2 points ago

Never had cheese under my earlobe ......... just saying is all.

[–]therosesgrave 1 point2 points ago

There's a subreddit for this stuff. I'm specifically not subscribed to it because I really, really don't want to see it. Next time try hitting up r/spacedicks.

[–]JazielLandrie 2 points3 points ago

Yeah this is definitely on par with decapitations.

[–]highwayrobber -1 points0 points ago

why is /r/WTF turning into r/spacedicks? I mean really.. there is a place for this kind of shit... r/spacedicks. This is a repost from there anyway.

[–]seabass341 -1 points0 points ago

lol, this isn't spacedicks worthy, FAGGOT

[–]highwayrobber 2 points3 points ago

... why are are you calling me a faggot?

[–]seabass341 1 point2 points ago

Further proof that you've never been to /r/spacedicks.

[–]TYMSMNY 0 points1 point ago

The real question is: is the tape going in or out?

[–]AlidieNosha -5 points-4 points ago

Fuckin nasty ass uncut dick. Dunno how uncut dudes get laid. Shit's so gross.

[–]JazielLandrie -1 points0 points ago

It's basically the same procedure as cut dicks, but with more pleasure.

[–]Unlucky_Narwhal -2 points-1 points ago

Repost yu fagget