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[–]Bagelstein 140 points141 points ago

I have an ex who is frightened to death of clowns. I'm talking, sprint-away-crying-in-the-middle-of-a-spring-carnival afraid. Needless to say, this link has been saved.

[–]Fig1024 46 points47 points ago

next Halloween, get scary clown makeup and chase after her with a dildo

[–]Bagelstein 46 points47 points ago

Yes a clown rapist, that's exactly what I want to be.

[–]brichard94 15 points16 points ago

who doesn't

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 9 points10 points ago

"Dildo? I thought this was a balloon animal.

[–]thenoogler 4 points5 points ago

Kosher Clown Rapist FTFY if your username means what I think it means, and I think it does.

[–]Wilwheatonfan87 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't it be "rapist dressed as a clown" or just "A raping clown"? Otherwise you're implying that you rape clowns.

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse 1 point2 points ago

[–]tydy_ 2 points3 points ago

congrats you get the new tag of "future clown rapist"

[–]kippy3267 0 points1 point ago

Funny, because I had an ex who looked exactly like this.

[–]Marshallnd 0 points1 point ago

That is just..... diabolically awesome in it's malice.

[–]ThymineC 0 points1 point ago

See if you can make it into a gif. Keep everything completely still and then, after a few seconds, have the head suddenly turn so the eyes would look directly out of the screen at her (or something).

[–]Budgs 0 points1 point ago

Try /r/clownbutter - this is a repost.

[–]tedxfactor 36 points37 points ago

Jesus Christ fuck clowns.

[–]ColeSlawGamer 17 points18 points ago

I have no recollection of learning that in church...

[–]wolfman1214 1 point2 points ago

Your church was weird.

[–]LesaneCrooks 38 points39 points ago

The amount of little holes on the neck is what's making me the most uncomfortable.

[–]deadnotstupid 10 points11 points ago

Trypophobia?

[–]KingOfPenis 10 points11 points ago

[–]xDaedalusx 5 points6 points ago

Wow...that's really a thing.

[–]valkyrio 3 points4 points ago

An internet thing. It's not a legit phobia (i.e. recognized by any psych association.)

[–]deadnotstupid 0 points1 point ago

I had no idea it had its own subreddit... This is actually delicious, thanks!

[–]Rev1_8 1 point2 points ago

Surinam Toad still gets me. I can handle the rest. That toad makes my skin crawl so much.

[–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

Two slashes is easier. /r/aww

[–]mademoiselleak 4 points5 points ago

Wow...I had no idea that that is what I had until now.

That and coulrophobia

So this post makes me want to stab myself in the eyeballs repeatedly.

[–]paintin_closets 3 points4 points ago

...forming a cluster of tiny holes?

[–]mademoiselleak 0 points1 point ago

GAH!

[–]exorcist72 0 points1 point ago

Do NOT google the Surinam Toad then.

[–]slynda 0 points1 point ago

just did, and i hate myself

[–]el_presidente_rage 0 points1 point ago

What is the surinam toad?

[–]DancesWithDaleks 51 points52 points ago

If Oods could be clowns?

[–]sic-pyro 15 points16 points ago

Username relevant.

[–]ChocoboWrangler 4 points5 points ago

Came here for Ood reference, not disappointed.

[–]41571 5 points6 points ago

You commented this the last time this picture was posted.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 4 points5 points ago

I knew it was posted before, but I thought I had posted the dancing Oods last time. Weird.

[–]anonominator 2 points3 points ago

This was my first thought as well.

[–]kippy3267 1 point2 points ago

I just want to let you know, I love you.

[–]DancesWithDaleks 1 point2 points ago

Luh you too.

[–]Eaglewing4031 0 points1 point ago

They're wibbly wobbly timey wimey clowns.

[–]Flypsyde 34 points35 points ago

Yes it reminds me of "IT" by SK. Nope, no sleep tonight

[–]nanashi420 13 points14 points ago

i cant believe 2 people downvoted you. it is a very blatant homage to "IT"

look at the kids shirt

[–]RogueThrax 13 points14 points ago

And the balloon.

[–]TweaksUnderpantGnome 8 points9 points ago

I can't believe I had to scroll even this far down to find an "IT" reference. Cudos you three.

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse 12 points13 points ago

It doesn't matter how far down we had to scroll...we all float down here...

[–]Whales_of_Pain 2 points3 points ago

And Cujos to you!

[–]raspberryvodka 2 points3 points ago

If you've read the book, it has something similar to the mouth sucker thing as well. Creeeeeepy.

[–]Zafiada 0 points1 point ago

Do I dare ask for the source..? Edit: Woops, I mistook your abbreviation of "SK" for a visual artist and you meant a painting, not Stephen King. Now I have to see that movie.

[–]crunchycrunchcrunch 1 point2 points ago

Forget the movie. Read the book,

[–]Half_a_Scotsman 15 points16 points ago

[–]CiggyCigthe1st 4 points5 points ago

This reminds me of an Aswang. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aswang

[–]Zafiada 2 points3 points ago

Oh lawds. My mom's Filipino and she would always tell my sister and I stories about it and how terrified she was as a child sleeping in her hut, afraid that the Aswangs dismantled body would come, slide its tongue through the patches on the roof, and suck her through it's tongue. Excuse me, I have to go nightmare now.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 19 points20 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Oh Pennywise, you so crazy! 1com 1pt 5mos WTF
Creepiest picture of a clown 8coms 64pts 9mos WTF
Clowns give me nightmares 257coms 1024pts 11mos WTF
Fair warning....this is one of the most disturbing clown pictures I've ever seen. 26coms 110pts 1yr creepy
The most disturbing picture I have seen in my life!! 652coms 993pts 1yr pics
I imagine this is what those of you with Coulrophobia see clowns as. 101coms 976pts 2mos WTF
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. 7coms 50pts 17dys WTF
Nightmare-grade WTF 44coms 170pts 1yr WTF
Well, I guess I didn't really have to sleep tonight... 5coms 14pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]keytud 5 points6 points ago

Nice, mine is the oldest wtf post of this one.

[–]jklein24 -2 points-1 points ago

Typical ginger. If he can't have a soul, no one can.

[–]clean_plate_club 1 point2 points ago

This is some of Mia Mäkilä's artwork. Recognizable from the creepy/horror art style.

[–]TehHpyfce 1 point2 points ago

Deathly afraid of clowns.

Fuck you, sir, fuck you.

[–]Milhouse242 1 point2 points ago

Yikes

[–]SexAndForeplay 4 points5 points ago

Well isn't that fun.

[–]beautonton 3 points4 points ago

Looks like a magic the gathering card.

[–]chameleonfrog3 4 points5 points ago

Notice how he is Ginger....

[–]Trapped_in_Robot 3 points4 points ago

Worst fleshilight ever?

~ pminkin


This image has been submitted 9 times before. Above is the previous top comment.

[–]JohnyNZ 2 points3 points ago

[–]Mcelite 1 point2 points ago

Saw this in /r/WTF (before this) /r/pics twice and /r/creepy

[–]thejam15 1 point2 points ago

This is the first time I've seen it

[–]badgerama 0 points1 point ago

I didn't see it there, but I know this is a repost.

[–]elastic-craptastic -1 points0 points ago

It's an evil Ood clown.... creepy.

[–]TransparentOverlay -1 points0 points ago

So thats how gingers are made????

[–]ChattyBandit -1 points0 points ago

I knew it! Fucking clowns.

[–]asinger93 0 points1 point ago

Or an Uud clown?

[–]vicvicvicvic 0 points1 point ago

I like to save photos like this to my phone every now and then. Then when someone looks through my photos they'll see: cat, cats, funny picture, cat, OH WTF.

[–]Unknowni123 1 point2 points ago

Y'know, that ain't actually too creepy. What really disturbs me is the shape and complexion of the mark that his "sucker" left on the kid's neck. shudder

[–]biaaaa 0 points1 point ago

What in the God damn? This is the most horrifying thing I could ever imagine.

[–]patricknayani 0 points1 point ago

this looks cool as fuck

[–]RoyallyTenenbaumed 0 points1 point ago

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[–]SollyBoy 0 points1 point ago

hmm further reinforces my un-easiness with clowns.

[–]nuxeon 0 points1 point ago

That's funny... This looks nothing like my ex.

[–]41571 -1 points0 points ago

Even I know that this is a repost.

[–]reloadfreak 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of my ex..... a soul sucker.

[–]laustermas 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone tell me who the artist of this is?

[–]Second_Foundationeer 0 points1 point ago

Ghostbusters the animated series did it!!

[–]nanashi420 0 points1 point ago

only one person in the comments got that it was a Stephen king tribute, and he/she got downvoted.

[–]coffee_brains 0 points1 point ago

The girl has an awesome shirt.

[–]kristinadney 0 points1 point ago

this reminds me of an episode of supernatural

[–]Parthhay000 1 point2 points ago

The artist who made that is Dave Kendall. He makes some pretty interesting stuff.

[–]billyrotten 1 point2 points ago

Made me think of this old Beck song.

[–]zgf2022 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but can he whistle?

[–]a_shootin_star 1 point2 points ago

They all float down here. AND YOU WILL FLOAT TOO ! HAHAHAHAH - Pennywise

[–]mademoiselleak 0 points1 point ago

Fugggggh why that line?! WHY?!

[–]tussilladra 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my wife.

[–]tussilladra 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my wife.

[–]olympianfap 0 points1 point ago

Terrific, I can't wait for tonight's nightmares.

[–]pazzetti 0 points1 point ago

These are the things that make my sleeps restless

[–]Zafiada 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Senor_Manos 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this it slightly pisses me off. This time I stared intently at it so I can dream about it and kick its ass.

[–]drunk_dean_martin 0 points1 point ago

thats just John Wayne Gacy

[–]roadsaint 0 points1 point ago

Nightmare fuel at its fullest

[–]dragulmeu -1 points0 points ago

Damn put a NSFL tag on this.

[–]DennisFerguson 1 point2 points ago

Fuck. Off.

[–]TheTallOne76 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the coolest pics Ive seen in a while

[–]stupendousdragon 0 points1 point ago

Downvote because I saw this on reddit a few weeks ago and saved it thinking in a few months I'll repost it after everyone has forgotten about it. You reposting bastard you beat me at my own game

[–]ladranas 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I immediately thought of this MTG card.

[–]violentfap 0 points1 point ago

Fucking gingers, taking souls from poor children.

[–]ElsieParoubek 0 points1 point ago

The soul comes out of the back of the neck, duh

[–]Jacob_bocaJ 0 points1 point ago

Actually shat himself

[–]Tron-Gorf 0 points1 point ago

Hey, even a clown's gotta eat.

[–]VaginasBoob 0 points1 point ago

looks like im sleeping well tonight

[–]SucroseOverdose 0 points1 point ago

This nearly belongs in r/FearMe.

[–]dfester23 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know the artist who made this?

[–]Milkslinger 1 point2 points ago

Nevinyrral's disc?

[–]Ayn_Rand_Was_Right 0 points1 point ago

so glad someone said this. Could make for some cool alternate art.

[–]wolfguardian72 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn ginger! Trying to steal yet another soul!

[–]bacon_butter 0 points1 point ago

Am I crazy or did they do a supernatural episode about it?

[–]xashyy 0 points1 point ago

This looks like it could be an awesome Magic the Gathering card.

[–]yogriffman 0 points1 point ago

I do not like that. That is fucked up.

[–]TheWinman 0 points1 point ago

Who needs sleep when you got swag.

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

Someone must make a horrormovie out of this.

[–]hukgrackmountain 0 points1 point ago

this is really cool, you could try x-posting this to /r/art even.

[–]Ballsteintheimpailer 0 points1 point ago

Yup, that's about right...

[–]Grizzlyboy 0 points1 point ago

re-re-re-re-released repost

[–]Sokonomi -1 points0 points ago

[–]cerpin_taxt09 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone tell me who this artist is? Todd Schorr?

[–]kpredweb 0 points1 point ago

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

[–]Rev1_8 0 points1 point ago

Aannd now I hate clowns, not because of this picture. The 5 hours of searching "Clown killing kid macabre painting" is what REALLY did it for me. Thanks. I'm done

[–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

Reverse image search.

[–]Rev1_8 1 point2 points ago

Thank you very much Asdayasman. Dave Kendall is the name of the artist.

[–]cryptobomb 0 points1 point ago

Original artist is Dave Kendall.

[–]SeVeNaD 0 points1 point ago

Artists name?

[–]sexytime26 0 points1 point ago

IT!!! That movie scared the shit outta me growing up... Thanks now I'm reminded of that movie again.

[–]speakmind 0 points1 point ago

ಠoಠ Clowns like this give us a bad rep.

[–]dolphins22 0 points1 point ago

I am not sure what to say...

[–]nibloJ -1 points0 points ago

I was just about to go to bed. Now I'm terrified. Thank you.

[–]Krispymchuggz -1 points0 points ago

Didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fabricatedinterest 0 points1 point ago

Or are those things in ATHF inspired by this image.

Or maybe they are inspired by a common thing.

Or maybe it is just coincidence.

Either way, orange tufty clown hair is a pretty common thing.

[–]claydogg -4 points-3 points ago

quit yer repostin' sonny!

[–]sparklemark -3 points-2 points ago

I was just using this picture

[–]piccini9 -4 points-3 points ago

Juggalos gonna jugg.

[–]blueroze 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if this is offensive or not...