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This one gets me every time. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ICEMAN13 128 points129 points ago

http://i.minus.com/ibbXOJjEgv6pLi.gif

[–]Xanzent 6 points7 points ago

Sweet! One of my favorite 5 second films

[–]de245733 0 points1 point ago

10/10 will watch again.

[–]mxmr47 0 points1 point ago

I have an awful ISP and the slowness gave it a better suspense.

[–]Foley1 14 points15 points ago

Is there a subreddit for paintings like this taken out of context?

[–]AdmiralZ 96 points97 points ago

This one is much better http://i.imgur.com/vbgSh.jpg

[–]intheocean 4 points5 points ago

First time reddit made me actually laugh hard in 2013. Congratulations.

[–]thoughtography 3 points4 points ago

Is it just me or does the zoom look like 10 guy?

[–]41571 1 point2 points ago

I saw the birth of this a little while ago.

[–]Trapped_in_Robot 235 points236 points ago

Oh sweet, this picture again

~ mrblue182

This image has been submitted 12 times before. Above is the previous top comment.

[–]dzamie 123 points124 points ago

A robot to point out reposts repeating a comment complaining about reposts.

Brilliant.

 public static void main(String[] args) { 
      dzamie.upvote(c7pg38y);
 }

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 56 points57 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/t8a2y.gif

Edit: Okay, I actually meant to post this more relevant gif, but... shrugs

[–]dzamie 21 points22 points ago

The second one is definitely more relevant, but the first one made me blow more air out of my nose than usual.

[–]syscofresh 5 points6 points ago

I think some air may have even escaped my mouth. I should probably bring it down a few notches, wouldn't want to wake up the neighbors.

[–]UncleTedGenneric 2 points3 points ago

If you have a mustache and a runny nose (check, and check), you run the chance of having mini-rainbow orbs appearing over words you are trying to read.

Then your finger will just smear 'em.

Then you'll stretch your shirt, trying to wipe up the now-smudged mucus juice.

tl;dr - Please, be considerate of your shirt.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Too late, we already called the cops cus of all the racket.

[–]41571 1 point2 points ago

That is the most amazing mistake ever. I am literally crying with laughter.

[–]incompetentrobot 7 points8 points ago

How long until Trapped_in_Robot posts a repost of its own repost of a repost's post?

[–]gemini86 1 point2 points ago

whoa...

[–]Dancing_monkey 0 points1 point ago

Whuh...

[–]el_bhm 4 points5 points ago

sudo chmod -x /usb/bin/java
sudo chmod -x /usb/bin/jar

What now motherfucker?!

[–]cookingboy 1 point2 points ago

Hmm....if you are passing in args as the parameter, why aren't you using it and manually put in the upvote target? ;)

[–]dzamie 0 points1 point ago

Standard main function in Java always has (String args[]), and the class has probably defined a User object named dzamie.

[–]cookingboy 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I assumed the dzamie part, and you are right about the main thing in Java, didn't notice it being the main method. My bad, lol.

[–]greenyellowbird 8 points9 points ago

I've never seen it before and the first thing to make me laugh on /r/funny in a LONG time.

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[–]Capitan_Amazing 18 points19 points ago

No, nobody said karma.

[–]u_got_nicolas_caged 112 points113 points ago

http://imhur.com/a/5HitY0.jpg

[–]goboatmen 61 points62 points ago

You have a novelty account I would like to see less of, but also more of.

[–]Peter_L_ -2 points-1 points ago

Yes.

[–]155PoundsGone 2 points3 points ago

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

[–]Peter_L_ -1 points0 points ago

You again. I've having it no matter what you try.

[–]nowcont 11 points12 points ago

There's no way that link is a coincidence.

[–]kristinez 15 points16 points ago

imhur lets you pick a link name

[–]u_got_nicolas_caged 3 points4 points ago

You can upherp your own derps now guys

[–]UncleTedGenneric 1 point2 points ago

You can unherp your own derps now guys

You almost had the greatest marketing slogan, to date.

[–]norembo 0 points1 point ago

Impossible. Once you have the herp, it's with you for life.

[–]nicesalamander 2 points3 points ago

/r/onetruegod you belong here.

[–]41571 0 points1 point ago

Imhur?

[–]u_got_nicolas_caged 0 points1 point ago

41571?

[–]el_bhm -3 points-2 points ago

If he knows shit's on fire, why did he ask howd it git burnt!??

[–]Gravesh 13 points14 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/uMJfh.jpg

[–]Jonny_Watts 7 points8 points ago

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liyl6zNeZs1qgfbzvo1_500.jpg

[–]dollarmenuhamburger 6 points7 points ago

It may be on fire but, http://imgur.com/2wwTB

[–]effthis_effthat 12 points13 points ago

Let the mother-fucker burn

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[–]Igazsag 0 points1 point ago

But you should always practice campfire safety. You never, ever start a fire without first making sure you have a means if extinguishing it.

[–]Kinggod13 7 points8 points ago

Came here to look for this, I guess it's up to me to put it here.

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[–]I_Survived_12212012 65 points66 points ago

TL;DR: When someone says "gets me every time" that means it's a repost.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 33 points34 points ago

"Never fails to make me laugh" "My favorite gif of all time" etc...

[–]Chubbstock 10 points11 points ago

"Still..." anything after that.

[–]illz569 2 points3 points ago

Still never fails to get me every time.

[–]specularr 1 point2 points ago

I always laugh way too hard at this every time, still.

[–]Upthrust 1 point2 points ago

A question for the reddit philosophers: Is "gets me every time" a worse title than a title with the punchline in it?

[–]UncleTedGenneric 6 points7 points ago

No. Punchline in title is the worst fucking thing ever. Hitler didn't even do that shit.

Truly having to explain a joke is the most horrifying experience. It is the exact opposite of Joke.

Titling with a punchline is like a friend saying "Hey UncleTed, tell the joke where it goes on for like 35 minutes and the purple beast just says 'tag!'"

And "OP literally cannot stop sucking dicks!" doesn't go over well w/out a keyboard. Or an imgur link.

tl;dr Jokes in titles makes babies cry. Stop.

[–]studmuffffffin 15 points16 points ago

Shit's on fire, yo: 15pts

Shit's on fire, yo: 588pts

I don't get it.

[–]Lavaswimmer 21 points22 points ago

It's all about timing.

[–]foofighterfan 5 points6 points ago

realtalk

[–]Schobbo 7 points8 points ago

And it's the first time I saw it.

[–]crunknizzle 5 points6 points ago

I love karma decay's posts because I get to see all the titles people have come up with

[–]Akkita 1 point2 points ago

SO WHAT? I've seen it for the first time today. Hell, pull the hurt out of your butt

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[–]dzamie 4 points5 points ago

Did someone say no?

If not, I do now.

[–]Omnipresent_Walrus 4 points5 points ago

If you look closely, his eyes are both pointing in different directions...

[–]scotems 1 point2 points ago

Usually people's eyes each point in different directions. This time, they both did.

[–]winbydefault 2 points3 points ago

Looks like zuckerberg

[–]iantupper -1 points0 points ago

Thought the same thing.

[–]The_Horny_Gentleman 0 points1 point ago

now, by "every time" do you mean just that one first time before posting it here?

[–]KcDulaney 1 point2 points ago

Some people just want to look away as the world burns.

[–]the_blackfish 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I know you need me to hold still. Shouldn't we ... call someone though, or something? Like a hundred guys with buckets?

[–]charleattack 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone confirm if this is Eminem or not?

[–]WhereMyDaughter 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely, no.

[–]fallon19911 1 point2 points ago

This always comes into my head at the worst moments and I just start laughing to myself like a moron

[–]scotems 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I also like pictures from the best of 2012 post.

[–]clarissaaaa 0 points1 point ago

looks like shia lebeouf

[–]OhTheSweetTea 1 point2 points ago

This picture is fucking ancient.

Love that shit.

[–]brutishbloodgod 1 point2 points ago

I can't not read this in Jesse Pinkman's voice.

[–]Squibbles 0 points1 point ago

This macro works amazingly well for the game Faster Than Light. Yo rockman, go put out that fire, I ain't goin' in there.

[–]TwiceGado 0 points1 point ago

I see you also checked out the funny pictures in the top reddit submissions blog

[–]Rawesome 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see David Mitchell from Peepshow (UK)

[–]huyan007 1 point2 points ago

Sweet, thanks dude. I can't begin to tell you how long I have been looking for this.

[–]fernhead 0 points1 point ago

DAE think he looks like Eminem?

[–]francoisbaguette 0 points1 point ago

Is that the son that doesn't talk from Little Miss Sunshine?

[–]lumina_falcon97 1 point2 points ago

haha i forgot all about this, thanks for the smile.

[–]livenletlive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wancakes 1 point2 points ago

Get the water!

[–]apimpnamedgekko 0 points1 point ago

I like it as well, it was my FB profile pic for the longest.

[–]SpectreS18 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or does this guy look a little like Mark Zuckerberg?

[–]flyvehest 0 points1 point ago

I actually had this printed on canvas and framed, its hanging in our office, right next to our system status monitor.

[–]acerusso 0 points1 point ago

Marshall Mathers tells it like it is

[–]lowenbailey 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else read it with a British accent?

[–]kawavulcan97 0 points1 point ago

I'm a 911 dispatcher. Whenever I take a call for a fire, I always turn to my fire dispatcher and say "shit's on fire, yo" to let him know he has a call to dispatch.

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

Oh come on, this was on the front page YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

That's an ingenious way to retitle a repost

[–]hexes2007 0 points1 point ago

Don't just sit there yo!

[–]canadian028 0 points1 point ago

Lik dis if you laff evertim

[–]riptaway 0 points1 point ago

"This one gets me everytime"

That's just slang for here's a repost that originated on /b/ 5 years ago

[–]Kar98_Byf42 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted based solely based on the title.

[–]austin138[!] 0 points1 point ago

I still love that one

[–]B1narypwny 2 points3 points ago

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

[–]Irishinfernohead 0 points1 point ago

My favorite picture on the internet

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

Greatest REPOST title ever.

[–]lovelesschristine 1 point2 points ago

A repost where the OP acknowledges it is a repost.

[–]Thebryceisrite -1 points0 points ago

OP's getting burned.

[–]Dasbaus -2 points-1 points ago

Alas not a single fuckith was given upon that day.

[–]imakitty -3 points-2 points ago

This isn't fucking tumblr, stop it.

[–]yogriffman -2 points-1 points ago

Ahhhh same with me.

[–]finalaccountdown -1 points0 points ago

thank you for taking this from the 'most popular posts' blog post by the moderators yesterday and reposting for your own karma gain YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

you didn't even change the wording of the original poster.

[–]Puffy_Ghost -4 points-3 points ago

Poorly placed comma is a poorly placed comma.

[–]BigBadLupus 0 points1 point ago

look at the picture zuckerberg just posted on his wall