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When I woke up this morning and remember all of the shit I did last night... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]sonataroger 28 points29 points ago

It's all the shit I don't remember that scares me lol

[–]juicemack3 9 points10 points ago

I wish I felt the same...

[–]ixopotle 1 point2 points ago

i know that feel, bro

[–]digikata 8 points9 points ago

You mean ya don't give a cluck?

[–]Sox888 1 point2 points ago

Ba dum tshhhhh

[–]Frazlle 8 points9 points ago

Last night was the first time I've been terrifically smashed in years; I apparently started all kinds of drama and did all sorts of horrific things, like asking my aunt to look at my wang.

I'm just going to seclude myself in my apartment for the next couple weeks and respond to every bit of communication I get regarding last night with this gif.

[–]organicfunk 4 points5 points ago

...

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 4 points5 points ago

You're a liar.

[–]trixter192 3 points4 points ago

source for those who forgot about this comedy goldmine

[–]Clamd 1 point2 points ago

God I missed that

[–]EMTduke 5 points6 points ago

My only regret is not getting your number after all of the AMAZING anal sex we had last night.

[–]stopmotionporn 4 points5 points ago

Yeah that is a shame. I heard he fucked you pretty hard last night.

[–]DaHozer 1 point2 points ago

I can't think of much of my night I don't now regret. Fuck

[–]RootMarm 2 points3 points ago

Lucky you. I remember nothing past about 12:05.

[–]kookat 2 points3 points ago

because redditing all night causes no regrets...

[–]MeatyDeathstar 2 points3 points ago

Let's see... I got shitfaced, made out with a friendzone crush, taunted a cop, passed out next to the toilet (after horrific puking) woke up an hour later and freshened up a little, walked into a bedroom to find that same crush in bed with some guy and she awkwardly says, "I tried to look for you first..." FMFL

[–]shamus727 5 points6 points ago

And your sad? shes obviously a hoe...

[–]latinloner 2 points3 points ago

I tried to look for you first...

It's always an excuse.

[–]Ducal 0 points1 point ago

Man.. imagine her morning.

[–]Mawwie 1 point2 points ago

At least you remember it...

[–]TypicalRunOfTheMill 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmm, chicken.

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the reasons I stopped drinking. The embarrassment of what I did is worse than the hangover for me.

[–]icecu1 0 points1 point ago

I had sex and it was awesome , I won't drink ever again and didnt last night

[–]beyerch 0 points1 point ago

Wait, you remebered last night??

[–]triangledesbermudes 1 point2 points ago

With a still very present hangover at 8pm, I found this comforting.

[–]leadfoot71 1 point2 points ago

It loops so... So... Perfectly

[–]Stouff-Pappa 0 points1 point ago

I look back to last night and remember reminiscing on all the depressing things that happened to me during the year. That just got me more depressed. I couldn't drink to forget because I made a promise to a friend I wouldn't do that. I hope this year is better.

[–]GeniusUsername 0 points1 point ago

I made this post yesterday and got fucking downvoted...

[–]Yakety_Sax 0 points1 point ago

I wish I remembered what I did. Apparently I had a great and was generally awesome

[–]JeffertonAlive -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks for letting the internet know how much of a drunken toolbag you are via an overused gif. OP sucks.