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So I googled reddit and down votes and this came up. (3.bp.blogspot.com)

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[–]bords 179 points180 points ago

That same image should pop up when you Google 'reddit' and 'time management'.

[–]thedeftone2 23 points24 points ago

I know it's the reddit alien but I looks a hellavalot like GIR from Invader Zim

[–]AlterBridgeFan 51 points52 points ago

The reddit alien is called Snoo and it's a girl.

Just for future information.

[–]kingeryck 20 points21 points ago

I guess she's got a strap on.

[–]MrMastodon 5 points6 points ago

Why would an alien female, from another planet and another species from us, not be able to have something penis shaped? It's possible!

[–]kingeryck 12 points13 points ago

Female hyenas have an enormous clitoris that looks like a penis.

[–]MrMastodon 1 point2 points ago

That they do. So if something from out planet has something like a penis whilst not being male, why can't an extraterrestrial?

[–]djm9545 4 points5 points ago

Why do you assume aliens would have a "male" or "female" to begin with?

[–]MrMastodon 1 point2 points ago

Good point. Perhaps they have one gender. Perhaps 3. Maybe 20.

[–]street_ronin 3 points4 points ago

Sex would always be an orgy. I think these aliens with their 20 genders are onto something...

[–]nhguy03276 1 point2 points ago

Many female insects have appendages known as ovapositor (sp?) that are penis like...

[–]uptwolait 11 points12 points ago

I suddenly have the urge to be downvoted by Snoo.

Hard

[–]thedeftone2 9 points10 points ago

Hmm thanks I did not know that. Do you see what I mean or no?

[–]AlterBridgeFan 8 points9 points ago

I see it. I see it very well.

[–]thedeftone2 10 points11 points ago

I wonder if Snoo is a reference to "Death by Snu Snu" from futurama?

[–]LiminalMask 7 points8 points ago

I believe it's a pun. "What's Snoo on Reddit."

[–]thedeftone2 2 points3 points ago

Damn my over active imagination!

[–]Big_Dingus 0 points1 point ago

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5PTac3RsCO4/TgMItM28iRI/AAAAAAAAAiI/wNlCqVLWmMA/s1600/amin.jpg

[–]thedeftone2 2 points3 points ago

Not sure...

[–]madder102 0 points1 point ago

It's a picture of some black dude making a fist!

[–]newguy25 0 points1 point ago

Idi Amin?

[–]heinleinr 5 points6 points ago

I did not know that either because the reddit alien does not have female organs... in fact, I question the reliability of your claims!

I propose that the reddit alien is a hermaphrodite without nipples.

[–]PGids 2 points3 points ago

Could it be asexual?

[–]Bibidiboo 2 points3 points ago

Does it look asexual to you?

[–]PGids 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Yes it does.

But what does asexual look like? Worms are asexual. Worms and Mr and/or Ms. Reddit Alien share the same streamlined design, more or less.

[–]Bibidiboo 0 points1 point ago

This picture says otherwise..

[–]PGids 3 points4 points ago

Ever heard of this nifty thing called a strapon?

[–]Lurkerphile 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a sexual predator

[–]madder102 0 points1 point ago

Yes, and actually this is the most plausible explanation.

[–]omnivorewhore 0 points1 point ago

It's in the FAQ.

[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

Wait, Snoo's a girl? How is she doing what she's doing then...?

[–]superbad 15 points16 points ago

You might want to do some research over at /r/pegging.

[–]AlterBridgeFan 3 points4 points ago

TIL pegging.

[–]Bibidiboo 0 points1 point ago

but..but.. i

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

Oh. Welp, if that's what you're into who am I to judge?

[–]Pinky676767 2 points3 points ago

TIL

[–]solman07 1 point2 points ago

/r/pegging .... I'm sorry.

[–]Major_halil 0 points1 point ago

But when I go to gonewild he has an beard and an long raincoat?

[–]fluxflashor 1 point2 points ago

Snoo is genderless or both. Confirmed by admins.

[–]Ontolodox 0 points1 point ago

...Snoo Snoo?

[–]abracist -1 points0 points ago

that would explain those SRS cunts.

[–]aloisxciel 0 points1 point ago

As a Invader Zim fan, I can somewhat agree.

[–]Thesmuz 1 point2 points ago

2 things that should never be put together like semen and sand

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[–]Shniggles 28 points29 points ago

Sometimes I think trolls try a little too hard.

[–]Oxycodone30mg 12 points13 points ago

I think this kind of troll is necessary. Hopefully if enough people get annoyed by his capitalized use of idiotic memes that are used daily on this site, they'll stop using them.

[–]lovelyandi 6 points7 points ago

The entire reason why //r/circlejerk exists, to show reddit what it looks like. Seriously like a broken record sometimes.

[–]SalemWitchWiles -1 points0 points ago

With the prominence of these types of trolls recently I'm pretty sure that there must be a subreddit where people are competing to get the most downvotes.

[–]Marzipan_Brain 124 points125 points ago

Originally made by redditor Jushooter. For those interested I managed to find his original thread.

[–]RabidCrab 31 points32 points ago

Curiosity got the better of me, and I took a look at that link and came across another post he made on a different account that he posted in the comments.

I spent 5 minutes laughing my ass off at the picture, and another 5 crying from laughter at the image reply to the top comment.

[–]PalermoJohn 4 points5 points ago

"eating the poo poo" (as used in the comments) was two years ago? Fucking time what are you doing.

[–]Jushooter 6 points7 points ago

<3

[–]HappyTissue 4 points5 points ago

I just saw the rest of your posts, made me laugh.

Not the normal exhale of air, good hearty laugh. Like a British sailor

[–]chasealex2 3 points4 points ago

How?

[–]Backstop 0 points1 point ago

Probably tineye.com

[–]iggnore 3 points4 points ago

karmadecay.com is more likely

[–]Marzipan_Brain 0 points1 point ago

Ding ding. We have a winner. I vaguely remembered the original post and used karmadecay to find it.

[–]KazMux 1 point2 points ago

The things we do for karma..

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[–]yaminokami 0 points1 point ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]PaltaRecords 1 point2 points ago

DON'T LOOK AT THIS IMAGE!!!! First look his username...

[–]almeras 34 points35 points ago

Is that guy wearing a skirt?

[–]skoal_fuk 14 points15 points ago

It's a skirt of pride.

[–]TrollKy 3 points4 points ago

He doesn't look very proud... unless those are tears of joy

[–]lordborghild 5 points6 points ago

THAT'S what you take away from this?

[–]bstrader -5 points-4 points ago

A man wearing a skirt is just begging to get buttfucked.

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

IT'S A KILT

[–]fdg456n 3 points4 points ago

I have the most normal boner right now.

[–]namedmeducky 1 point2 points ago

Probably in upvote position.

[–]5secondstozerotime 6 points7 points ago

This happened to me MANY times before.

[–]fattybommbatty 28 points29 points ago

It's called the tax payers position.

[–]FarkULibs -3 points-2 points ago

Thanks to the liberal faggots like most redditors that want an all encompassing government.

[–]dredawg 3 points4 points ago

So I came to reddit today expecting new content for the upcoming new year, this picture summed up exactly how your repost made me feel.

[–]RHoskies 1 point2 points ago

I'd cry with a terrible haircut like that too

[–]djlynxxx[S] 0 points1 point ago

Out of all two hundred and something comment you and I are the only one to notice that butchered hair cut!!! (he's Canadian)

[–]RHoskies 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha HOW CAN YOU MISS THAT!! It's just, awful Great minds think alike I guess

[–]remingtonsteel 5 points6 points ago

Anyone notice the Montreal Canadiens flag in the back right?

[–]DaveTorvald 6 points7 points ago

I don't see a strap-on, and I know that Snoo (the Reddit alien) is a woman.

Take that random image!

[–]ChuckYeah 9 points10 points ago

If that's true we need some rule 34 snoo up in here!

[–]ShinyPichu 2 points3 points ago

No we don't.

[–]ChuckYeah 1 point2 points ago

Nine Redditors disagree with you.

[–]Throwaway10e45 1 point2 points ago

Very NSFW

[–]ChuckYeah 1 point2 points ago

Well. There's that.

[–]UlyssesSKrunk 6 points7 points ago

Sauce?

[–]djlynxxx[S] 0 points1 point ago

a huge reddit bobble head and one very sad boy in a skirt...that can be you, if your willing to pay -_-

[–]ADINPA 14 points15 points ago

Nsfw?

[–]skoal_fuk 18 points19 points ago

A man getting BF'ed by an alien is only NSFW when viewed from the aliens POV.

[–]Rob_V 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Very.

Source: I'm at work. It was a near miss. #YOLO

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[–]Rob_V -1 points0 points ago

It's called sarcasm. (thus the hashtag to make it even more annoying)

[–]equos94 2 points3 points ago

My only question is: why is that guy wearing a skirt?

[–]Tollaneer 5 points6 points ago

Because he can.

[–]The__Beast 0 points1 point ago

Bite the pillow

[–]redditor247 0 points1 point ago

That akward moment when your parents walk in ...

[–]djlynxxx[S] 0 points1 point ago

And realize that it was your idea.

[–]snavlam4 2 points3 points ago

Yep, pretty much every time you post anything new!

Have you guys noticed how judgmental they are even in r/mildlyinteresting? You get pounded with downvotes like there's some sort of high bar you have to pass in order to qualify as even MILDLY interesting!

[–]Treycoolis 0 points1 point ago

Reddit.

Not even once.

[–]cypan10 2 points3 points ago

I see he's a montreal canadiens fan--he should be used to being raped by now!!

[–]vgrezende 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I get it, it's funny because rape is funny.

[–]Kwoon 1 point2 points ago

Never Downvoting again...

[–]IHateHumans 1 point2 points ago

Alright, I think it's time to filter /r/wtf out. This subreddit has gone to the 12 year olds.

[–]djlynxxx[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hardly, if I was twelve I wouldn't post about drugs, sex, and bananas!!!

[–]dingoitis 1 point2 points ago

That's what you get for being a karma whore!

[–]skoal_fuk 0 points1 point ago

My view on the subject is that which follows. haters gonna hate, fuck 'em!

[–]Mensabutt 1 point2 points ago

Well, if the Snoo fits, fuck it.

[–]oSand 2 points3 points ago

Death by Snoo.

[–]plo83 -1 points0 points ago

He looks like he's having fun.

[–]Sky197 1 point2 points ago

Makes me think twice when i downvote someone now.

[–]Blast338 1 point2 points ago

That is the most awesome thing I have seen in a long time... My life is sad.

[–]aebrules 0 points1 point ago

I should wipe

[–]edintina 1 point2 points ago

Is that Luis Suarez?

[–]JanetSnakehole3 1 point2 points ago

Anal rape. Stay classy Reddit.

[–]etre-est-savoury 0 points1 point ago

OP, tell me how it feels...

[–]audiotechnica 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that the silent kid from Portlandia?

[–]micahshell 1 point2 points ago

Bite the pillow, snoo's going in dry.

[–]GrooGrux 1 point2 points ago

This should be marked NSFW, some of us trust the NSFW filter....

[–]IRaisedASquirrelOnce 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I'm OCD but the eye coloring outside the lines really bothers me.

[–]MitchConor 0 points1 point ago

The look on my dad's face as he walked into my room with me looking at this picture...

[–]draculamilktoast 0 points1 point ago

Strange, I googled for something similar today, trying to find the most downvoted thing on reddit. Is there any way to sort all comments in all threads by upvotes and downvotes? Guess I'll never know.

Back on topic, is this image a comment on addiction to reddit or how it feels when you are downvoted? I think both :S

[–]McHensley 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/hRemZ.png

[–]The_F_uckin_B_I 1 point2 points ago

yeah, reddit IS gay.

[–]Maschuetti 0 points1 point ago

Imagine if his mom/ friend would have walked in while he was setting that picture up?!! Awkward.....

[–]ziorjen 0 points1 point ago

Pretty Accurate.

[–]lvh271 0 points1 point ago

go habs go!

[–]TheHalfsightedOne 0 points1 point ago

...Is that Fred?

[–]KOB4LT 0 points1 point ago

interesting underwear

[–]Toaster_Bath 0 points1 point ago

Is that ANAL_QUEEN?

[–]schulzie420 0 points1 point ago

serves that Habs fan right

[–]Kyleurmom1 1 point2 points ago

Add a cat

[–]namedmeducky 0 points1 point ago

...and thus was born a new race of Redditors.

[–]Apairoftits 0 points1 point ago

No that's how 9gaggers are made

[–]stretch_nuts 0 points1 point ago

that guy appears to be wearing a skirt.

[–]natorthat 1 point2 points ago

that's for going to a site that wasn't reddit.

[–]JP09 0 points1 point ago

The habs flag in the background is fitting.

[–]SquisherX 0 points1 point ago

Reflections! How do they work?

[–]IceburgSlimk 0 points1 point ago

Does he have a skirt on?

[–]jcav8r 0 points1 point ago

Definitely NSFW

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

Wow I remember this from when I started going to reddit before I even had a username.

[–]borfrousseau 0 points1 point ago

Stop.

[–]horriblydishonest 0 points1 point ago

So why is the guy in a skirt?

[–]Ninjatree 0 points1 point ago

That's exactly what it feels like I'm doing, when I'm downvoting someone.

[–]ermahgerd97 0 points1 point ago

omg, I uploaded the same picture and got downvoted to oblivion.

[–]Shempt 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/SXGzD.png

[–]mobed 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit

[–]Yehaw4Jihad 0 points1 point ago

Thats just how every Montreal Canadien fan feels.

[–]Lesleysheaa 0 points1 point ago

If her name is Snoo... Then death by Snoo Snoo is real! o_O

[–]PijiX 0 points1 point ago

Canadian

[–]trexandukuleles 0 points1 point ago

Look how soulless his eyes are.

[–]Finnthepewman 0 points1 point ago

What kind of pants is he wearing? Looks like a skirt to me...

[–]djlynxxx[S] -1 points0 points ago

A few odd dozens said they were going to stop down voting...yet some how there are more down votes then up votes!!!

[–]Mr_Brightside46 0 points1 point ago

Dirty girl

[–]Rosetti 0 points1 point ago

Kinda looks like Dave Franco.

[–]Collarme -1 points0 points ago

I laughed. I'm not sure why.

[–]SirTommyHimself -1 points0 points ago

NSFW that shit.

[–]Glasse -1 points0 points ago

hdhumor.com

humor

in /r/wtf

try /r/funny next time

[–]tule123 -4 points-3 points ago

oh god, this is cringe worthy. it looks like he took the picture himself too.

[–]baoanhdaica 9 points10 points ago

ummm... did you know that he even photoshop himself making out with himself?

http://i.imgur.com/fS0SF.jpg

[–]grandpa_rape 2 points3 points ago

New facebook photo decided.

[–]mrsquintyeyes 1 point2 points ago

He's getting pretty close to mastrubation

[–]SexyStud_ 0 points1 point ago

I saw the OP and thought about masturbating, then I saw this and I started masturbating. Does that count?

[–]tule123 0 points1 point ago

Well, to each their own. I will never understand it.

[–]skoal_fuk -1 points0 points ago

This is how most pictures of rape are taken, by the one being raped not the raper. Fact!

[–]tule123 0 points1 point ago

I'll have to google that.

edit: Checks out. You're free to go.

[–]skoal_fuk 0 points1 point ago

I've passed Go, I believe I'm owed $200.

[–]yakchin 0 points1 point ago

He's obviously terrible with spelling and grammar

[–]otismuffins 0 points1 point ago

Anal sex isn't that bad, if you use lube of course.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

his mouth saying no but his eyes say yeaaah (well ok not in this photo but I imagine at other times)

[–]jellytime 1 point2 points ago

True life: everytime I post OC.

[–]MEAN_MUG_SHOT -2 points-1 points ago

I dont know why they photoshopped tears on him, that guy looks like hes a fag and enjoys taking it up the ass

[–]dannntastic -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, mark this as NSFW!

[–]Carlc4 -3 points-2 points ago

This is what it feels like to get a few up votes and then a dick load of down votes... right in the ass.

[–]linclinc99 -2 points-1 points ago

Meth, not even once.

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