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Emma Stone[/r/all] (i.imgur.com)
submitted 22 days ago by Sirfonetiklee
[–]F-Stop 61 points62 points63 points 22 days ago
I would most definitely pick her up in my 1995 Toyota Corolla. I would certainly vacuum the carpet and clean the interior (including applying a light dose of armor all on the dash). The car would be washed as well as waxed.
We would hop on I94 South, toward Chicago. Stopping off at the Mars Cheese Castle, I would offer her a selection of Wisconsin's finest. Topping it off with a Sprecher root beer of course; I would invite her to a contest of belching.
Back on the road, I would inquire her on her thoughts on history and philosophy, economics, business and life in general in the modern era. I would be engaging and thoughtful, and seek out her council on cloaks.
We would arrive at Alinea in Chicago for a sumptuous tasting most exquisite. The melon would be cold and the potato hot. Wine would swirl in the glass, unlocking it's bouquet, and I would entertain her with some of Virgil's minor works.
Afterward, a night of splendor and grace at the Art Institute of Chicago, followed by coffee at Intelligensia. Later on, the sounds of boots knocking at a sensible business class hotel (of which a deal could be had via Expedia).
[–]SirYouthsonic 14 points15 points16 points 22 days ago
I like the way you English.
[–]MegaZambam 1 point2 points3 points 21 days ago
Ah ya Mars Cheese Castle. It sucked being in Kenosha for school last year but being so far away from that place.
[–]Sircaernavon 80 points81 points82 points 22 days ago
This photo has been reposted a million times, and I will never ever complain about that.
[–]necrodude 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
Is it possible to sort reddit by the amount of times something has been reposted? I would like to make some sort emma stone/emma watson colage that I will then in turn sell millions of...
[–]Chaotix247 -12 points-11 points-10 points 22 days ago*
I do. She is hot but there are other photos....
Edit: Ya niggaz is gay y0l0
Edit2: Neck beards.
[–]necrodude -7 points-6 points-5 points 22 days ago
The sad thing is no one cares. Out of thousands of beautiful women that exist today, that are very well in the spotlight, we have to see the same 2 women again and again. Are our memories really that bad or are we just so obsessed with chicks that appeal to nerds?
[–]Sirlarry-cripples 12 points13 points14 points 22 days ago
This is an especially flattering photo... exactly what you look for on this subreddit.
[–]Dark_Shroud 12 points13 points14 points 22 days ago
Here is a video of the shoot.
http://youtu.be/wdkCtTx_eG4
[–]turkeybone 3 points4 points5 points 22 days ago
This is great -- she looks even better in that shoot with her signature scrunchy-nose grin.
[–]InsomniacOrca 2 points3 points4 points 21 days ago
So much better in colour.
[–]stevendidntsay 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
It's her hair that does it.
[–]KabanaBoy 61 points62 points63 points 22 days ago
Oh how I would like to fly her to Venice, go out to a romantic dinner and a boat ride with her. Hell, even give her a back rub
[–]SirNO_TOUCHING__lol 27 points28 points29 points 22 days ago
[–]joeay 14 points15 points16 points 22 days ago
Foot rub.
[–]KabanaBoy 3 points4 points5 points 22 days ago
I almost included foot rub. Should have included it
[–]ri0t333 37 points38 points39 points 22 days ago
[–]JClanton 18 points19 points20 points 22 days ago
Her personality makes her 10 x hotter. Also, DAT voice!
[–]KabanaBoy 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
I knooooow her in the house bunny? Love me some nerdy Emma stone!
[–]Collegekid1 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
I applaud you my kind sir; and a tip of my hat to your cultivated taste in courting women.
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[–]turkeybone 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
how DARE you
[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
Bancas. First of three warnings, don't be so crass in this subreddit.
[–]Sirdioxholster -20 points-19 points-18 points 22 days ago
What? Are you str8?
[–]losesomeweight 8 points9 points10 points 22 days ago
how are you a sir
[–]Sirdioxholster -8 points-7 points-6 points 22 days ago
I'm a sir but even sirs know where the prize is at.
[–]finsup 23 points24 points25 points 22 days ago
Feet
[–]apexpro -12 points-11 points-10 points 22 days ago
No shit....lol
[–]SirAmoeba95 30 points31 points32 points 22 days ago
I am now, officially, an Emma Stone fan.
[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 33 points34 points35 points 22 days ago
What took you so long?
[–]SirAmoeba95 10 points11 points12 points 22 days ago
She just seemed a little overrated, but I now stand corrected. Damn.
[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
Fair enough. This is easily one of her best pics, if not her best, in my opinion.
[–]blzr_tag -11 points-10 points-9 points 22 days ago
i still think she's overrated. anyone can take a good picture.
[–]vpovio 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
Now now, Brother Take_Me_To_Elysium, all come to she who gathers the nets in their own time and own way. There is no need to show the new convert such derision, instead, let us offer him his ceremonial Brobe as he joins the Brotherhood of the Stone. BroOoOoOoooo
[–]Brio0 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
I too, have been converted by this photo. Friends have been trying to convert me for years, but none were as persuasive as this photo.
[–]Sirhawtreed 7 points8 points9 points 22 days ago
She is my favorite beauty to see on r/gentlemanboners
[–]khais 15 points16 points17 points 22 days ago
This just became my desktop background.
Filing that under "Things you should have kept to yourself as we don't need to know them"...
[–]_HeXagon_ 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
this just got added to my huge collection of sexy backgrounds. Like > 500 rotating pictures
[–]nate800 10 points11 points12 points 22 days ago
Full color version? For science.
[–]SirLoneWolve13 16 points17 points18 points 22 days ago
Best I can do for you
[–]GigiDragonz 3 points4 points5 points 22 days ago
Oh, thank you sir. Thank you muchly
[–]SirSG4 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
Good enough
[–]nate800 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
I'm ok with this.
[–]SirMawds 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
It appears to not exist.
[–]Duzzy_Funlop 5 points6 points7 points 22 days ago
That's about as good as it gets.
[–]sb490 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
This picture has been reposted so many times, yet I still don't mind at all.
[–]JJman444 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
Definitely a repost, but fine nonetheless!
[–]GroundhogExpert 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
Does anyone else think her feet are rather large?
[–]F-Stop 11 points12 points13 points 22 days ago
They look perfect to me.
Source: I have a foot fetish.
[–]GroundhogExpert 3 points4 points5 points 22 days ago
It's not a complaint, they just seemed rather large, is all.
[–]olijackson64 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
I hope I don't come off rude but I've always wondered why people have foot fetishes, can you explain please, I am not judging you, just curious.
[–]F-Stop 2 points3 points4 points 21 days ago
I don't know why. It's just another part of the ladies that I happen to notice and it turns me on.
[–]SirSmackaroo 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
Really? I think if they were any smaller, she would tip over when standing.
[–]paulstory77 6 points7 points8 points 22 days ago
Sweet mercy. That derriere is a national treasure.
[–]sparx483 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
So curvy
[–]Sirlarry-cripples 5 points6 points7 points 22 days ago
Well she definitely is in this particular picture, but in reality she isn't really that curvy at all. I still think she's gorgeous, but not just because of her body.
[–]BluthFamilyChicken 7 points8 points9 points 22 days ago
She's not, though... Attractive, sure. Curvy, not even close.
[–]carlcon 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
See that rise above the thighs, dip in the lower back, and protrusion in the chest?
They're known as curves.
Plenty of men and women out there who either have too skinny an ass or too fat a waist to be curvy like that. This image shows someone who is actually curvy, not "I've got a spare few pounds" curvy.
She's no Christina Hendricks, but she's got curves.
[–]SirSpiderTwoYBanana 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
What curvature.
[–]d9-aus24fH 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
that woman is beautiful
[–]VVingless 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
Jesus christ
[–]carlcon 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
I've seen this photo a bunch of times, and each time I'm drawn to how large her feet look. Is it the angle, or is she really just abundant in the pedal area?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
Doesn't get much sexier than that!
[–]NikePapiChulo 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
Yes please.
[–]jcm13 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
Jesus Christ.
[–]AbbyRatsoLee -1 points0 points1 point 22 days ago
Nope, it's just a normal boner.
[–]A_Timebandit 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
Jesus...look at the size of her feet!
Please have a little more tact next time? We try to behave like mature adults around here.
[–]aceflight17 -1 points0 points1 point 22 days ago
As a Gentleman who usually views Emma Stone as Crass or Blunt, I have to say, there seems to be an unusual disturbance in my heart.
[–]cynicalfx 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
I just... I can't... I don't even...
[–]Zman93 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
aawwww, i would take her out on a romantic date, food, movie, drive around a beatiful part of town then take her back to my place and give her a massage, and pamper her.
[–]animalboom 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
Life is filled with too many super attractive girls that we will never be able to speak to
[–]Sir Doker of DokershireDokerinZion 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
puts the word beauty to shame.
[–]the jackanapeFenrirIII[M] 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
Please keep your comments classy. This is your last warning. Thanks!
[–]TittlesMcJizzum 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
Man am I glad women are viewed as equals and free cause after seeing those statistics in Pakistan and Somalia is frightening. I tip my cup to you beautiful women.
[–]Michauxonfire -1 points0 points1 point 21 days ago
while her body is not something "out of this world", and the proportions are not close to my liking, its her sex appeal, her sensuality that makes her truly desirable and overly appealing to anyone. she knows the ways. that is all.
[–]emymariefritzler -1 points0 points1 point 21 days ago
Though I'm a girl, DAMN SEXY.
[–]SonicBroom 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
hot hot hot
[–]ICantReadThis 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
Can we just put up permanent links to r/emmastone, r/emmawatson, and e/annehathaway?
[–]swagger_of_a_cripple 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
e and r are pretty close on the keyboard so I'll forgive your typo
*r/annehathaway
that was your las strike
Never Again
[–]TentacleCat 0 points1 point2 points 20 days ago
I say, this fine lady has given me quite the jolly in my trousers.
[–]Hefty_HDakaViperdick -1 points0 points1 point 22 days ago
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy yes
[–]Sirchron67 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
My only and deepest regret is that I had but one upvote to give...
[–]NastyRazorburn -1 points0 points1 point 22 days ago
Dibs
[–]WorldIsImagination -1 points0 points1 point 22 days ago
What is she from?
[–]sm0kintrees 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1297015/
[–]SimilarImage -2 points-1 points0 points 22 days ago
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[–]BothOfThem 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
Do you even karma police bro?
You're talking to a Bot....
[–]the jackanapeFenrirIII 1 point2 points3 points 21 days ago
Still a better conversation than most on Reddit.
[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
True.
[–]mszpara -4 points-3 points-2 points 22 days ago
This.
[–]SirThedudeiscj 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
That.
[–]SirBendoverOR 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
And the other thing.
[–]SirPraetorianXVIII -3 points-2 points-1 points 22 days ago
does nobody search before they post a repost for the 20th time
I have said this before and I'll say it again; Here in GB we don't mind reposts as long as they're not a repost of the top 100 women posted. Reposts keep this subreddit alive. If it wasn't for reposts, we wouldn't have a subreddit. If you have a complaint with something, hit the report button and notify us moderators why you hit it. We'll look over what you reported and if something is worth doing, we'll do it. Otherwise, the report request will go ignored.
Thank you and enjoy the lovely ladies here in GB.
[–]SirPraetorianXVIII 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
well I'll just have to move on to greener pastures, I feel. This subreddit has turned into an emmajerk, I feel, with one of the two on the front page every day. I would dig through the past 30 days' worth of emma stone posts, but it would take weeks. I'm pretty sure this one has been posted within the past 30 days, though. All my best, gentlemen.
[–]redmachined -2 points-1 points0 points 22 days ago
Cor blimey.
[–]dyl3ted 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago
Omg stop........
[–]swagger_of_a_cripple -2 points-1 points0 points 21 days ago
That. Ass.
[–]FINDINGNEM0 -2 points-1 points0 points 21 days ago
For a very short second, I could have sworn that was Tina Fey.
[–]ParalysedBeaver -2 points-1 points0 points 22 days ago
Breaks rule 1.
Let the mods do the judging on what breaks what rule okay?
We'll speak up.
[–]clkou -3 points-2 points-1 points 22 days ago
Dayyyyyyum ...
[–]SpiderDairy -1 points0 points1 point 22 days ago
I'm sure she gives herself boners looking in the mirror..
[–]TOPICALJOKE -38 points-37 points-36 points 22 days ago*
she'd be so hot if she had a figure
EDIT: she's very pretty and a great actress but she's built like a pre teen boy
[–]ChrisCipher 6 points7 points8 points 22 days ago
I suppose if you're looking for the body of a preteen boy, you'll find it.
[–]PCsNBaseball 5 points6 points7 points 22 days ago
What the fuck kind of preteen boys do you fantasize about?
[–]TOPICALJOKE 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
the point of my comment was that pre teen boys and emma stone are NOT things I fantasize about.
I like tits and ass and hips and emma has none of those
[–]Sirdioxholster 2 points3 points4 points 22 days ago
She doesn't have the curves but lots of girls are like this as long as they dint wear fancy dresses they look great.
[–]mnarutom 1 point2 points3 points 22 days ago
figure my butt ! word of wisdom: down to earth butt is 100 times better than phoney butts (or boobs whatever u like )
[–]mator93 -10 points-9 points-8 points 22 days ago
She's beautiful but her over bite kills it for me. Anyone else feel the same?
[–]mator93 -5 points-4 points-3 points 22 days ago
First off, do you know what an over bite is? Second off, it has nothing to do with biting her lips. Search things up before you start talking and make yourself look stupid.
[–]mator93 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
The only reason I'm getting down voted is because most of these assholes on here can't stand being told a different opinion other than their own.
[–]delaboots 0 points1 point2 points 21 days ago
r/feet would like this.
[–]ContraHarker 1 point2 points3 points 21 days ago
We do. We like it very much.
[–]JoelMBerger -3 points-2 points-1 points 22 days ago
trophy wife
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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