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[–]F-Stop 61 points62 points ago

I would most definitely pick her up in my 1995 Toyota Corolla. I would certainly vacuum the carpet and clean the interior (including applying a light dose of armor all on the dash). The car would be washed as well as waxed.

We would hop on I94 South, toward Chicago. Stopping off at the Mars Cheese Castle, I would offer her a selection of Wisconsin's finest. Topping it off with a Sprecher root beer of course; I would invite her to a contest of belching.

Back on the road, I would inquire her on her thoughts on history and philosophy, economics, business and life in general in the modern era. I would be engaging and thoughtful, and seek out her council on cloaks.

We would arrive at Alinea in Chicago for a sumptuous tasting most exquisite. The melon would be cold and the potato hot. Wine would swirl in the glass, unlocking it's bouquet, and I would entertain her with some of Virgil's minor works.

Afterward, a night of splendor and grace at the Art Institute of Chicago, followed by coffee at Intelligensia. Later on, the sounds of boots knocking at a sensible business class hotel (of which a deal could be had via Expedia).

[–]SirYouthsonic 14 points15 points ago

I like the way you English.

[–]MegaZambam 1 point2 points ago

Ah ya Mars Cheese Castle. It sucked being in Kenosha for school last year but being so far away from that place.

[–]Sircaernavon 80 points81 points ago

This photo has been reposted a million times, and I will never ever complain about that.

[–]necrodude 2 points3 points ago

Is it possible to sort reddit by the amount of times something has been reposted? I would like to make some sort emma stone/emma watson colage that I will then in turn sell millions of...

[–]Sirlarry-cripples 12 points13 points ago

This is an especially flattering photo... exactly what you look for on this subreddit.

[–]Dark_Shroud 12 points13 points ago

Here is a video of the shoot.

http://youtu.be/wdkCtTx_eG4

[–]turkeybone 3 points4 points ago

This is great -- she looks even better in that shoot with her signature scrunchy-nose grin.

[–]InsomniacOrca 2 points3 points ago

So much better in colour.

[–]stevendidntsay 0 points1 point ago

It's her hair that does it.

[–]KabanaBoy 61 points62 points ago

Oh how I would like to fly her to Venice, go out to a romantic dinner and a boat ride with her. Hell, even give her a back rub

[–]SirNO_TOUCHING__lol 27 points28 points ago

[–]joeay 14 points15 points ago

Foot rub.

[–]KabanaBoy 3 points4 points ago

I almost included foot rub. Should have included it

[–]ri0t333 37 points38 points ago

[–]JClanton 18 points19 points ago

Her personality makes her 10 x hotter. Also, DAT voice!

[–]KabanaBoy 2 points3 points ago

I knooooow her in the house bunny? Love me some nerdy Emma stone!

[–]Collegekid1 1 point2 points ago

I applaud you my kind sir; and a tip of my hat to your cultivated taste in courting women.

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[–]turkeybone 2 points3 points ago

how DARE you

[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point ago

Bancas. First of three warnings, don't be so crass in this subreddit.

[–]finsup 23 points24 points ago

Feet

[–]SirAmoeba95 30 points31 points ago

I am now, officially, an Emma Stone fan.

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 33 points34 points ago

What took you so long?

[–]SirAmoeba95 10 points11 points ago

She just seemed a little overrated, but I now stand corrected. Damn.

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 2 points3 points ago

Fair enough. This is easily one of her best pics, if not her best, in my opinion.

[–]vpovio 2 points3 points ago

Now now, Brother Take_Me_To_Elysium, all come to she who gathers the nets in their own time and own way. There is no need to show the new convert such derision, instead, let us offer him his ceremonial Brobe as he joins the Brotherhood of the Stone. BroOoOoOoooo

[–]Brio0 2 points3 points ago

I too, have been converted by this photo. Friends have been trying to convert me for years, but none were as persuasive as this photo.

[–]Sirhawtreed 7 points8 points ago

She is my favorite beauty to see on r/gentlemanboners

[–]khais 15 points16 points ago

This just became my desktop background.

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[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point ago

Filing that under "Things you should have kept to yourself as we don't need to know them"...

[–]_HeXagon_ 2 points3 points ago

this just got added to my huge collection of sexy backgrounds. Like > 500 rotating pictures

[–]nate800 10 points11 points ago

Full color version? For science.

[–]SirLoneWolve13 16 points17 points ago

Best I can do for you

[–]GigiDragonz 3 points4 points ago

Oh, thank you sir. Thank you muchly

[–]SirSG4 2 points3 points ago

Good enough

[–]nate800 0 points1 point ago

I'm ok with this.

[–]SirMawds 1 point2 points ago

It appears to not exist.

[–]Duzzy_Funlop 5 points6 points ago

That's about as good as it gets.

[–]sb490 1 point2 points ago

This picture has been reposted so many times, yet I still don't mind at all.

[–]JJman444 1 point2 points ago

Definitely a repost, but fine nonetheless!

[–]GroundhogExpert 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone else think her feet are rather large?

[–]F-Stop 11 points12 points ago

They look perfect to me.

Source: I have a foot fetish.

[–]GroundhogExpert 3 points4 points ago

It's not a complaint, they just seemed rather large, is all.

[–]olijackson64 0 points1 point ago

I hope I don't come off rude but I've always wondered why people have foot fetishes, can you explain please, I am not judging you, just curious.

[–]F-Stop 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why. It's just another part of the ladies that I happen to notice and it turns me on.

[–]SirSmackaroo 0 points1 point ago

Really? I think if they were any smaller, she would tip over when standing.

[–]paulstory77 6 points7 points ago

Sweet mercy. That derriere is a national treasure.

[–]sparx483 1 point2 points ago

So curvy

[–]Sirlarry-cripples 5 points6 points ago

Well she definitely is in this particular picture, but in reality she isn't really that curvy at all. I still think she's gorgeous, but not just because of her body.

[–]BluthFamilyChicken 7 points8 points ago

She's not, though... Attractive, sure. Curvy, not even close.

[–]carlcon 2 points3 points ago

See that rise above the thighs, dip in the lower back, and protrusion in the chest?

They're known as curves.

Plenty of men and women out there who either have too skinny an ass or too fat a waist to be curvy like that. This image shows someone who is actually curvy, not "I've got a spare few pounds" curvy.

She's no Christina Hendricks, but she's got curves.

[–]SirSpiderTwoYBanana 1 point2 points ago

What curvature.

[–]d9-aus24fH 0 points1 point ago

that woman is beautiful

[–]VVingless 0 points1 point ago

Jesus christ

[–]carlcon 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this photo a bunch of times, and each time I'm drawn to how large her feet look. Is it the angle, or is she really just abundant in the pedal area?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't get much sexier than that!

[–]NikePapiChulo 0 points1 point ago

Yes please.

[–]jcm13 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ.

[–]AbbyRatsoLee -1 points0 points ago

Nope, it's just a normal boner.

[–]A_Timebandit 1 point2 points ago

Jesus...look at the size of her feet!

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[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point ago

Please have a little more tact next time? We try to behave like mature adults around here.

[–]aceflight17 -1 points0 points ago

As a Gentleman who usually views Emma Stone as Crass or Blunt, I have to say, there seems to be an unusual disturbance in my heart.

[–]cynicalfx 0 points1 point ago

I just... I can't... I don't even...

[–]Zman93 0 points1 point ago

aawwww, i would take her out on a romantic date, food, movie, drive around a beatiful part of town then take her back to my place and give her a massage, and pamper her.

[–]animalboom 0 points1 point ago

Life is filled with too many super attractive girls that we will never be able to speak to

[–]Sir Doker of DokershireDokerinZion 0 points1 point ago

puts the word beauty to shame.

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[–]the jackanapeFenrirIII[M] 0 points1 point ago

Please keep your comments classy. This is your last warning. Thanks!

[–]TittlesMcJizzum 0 points1 point ago

Man am I glad women are viewed as equals and free cause after seeing those statistics in Pakistan and Somalia is frightening. I tip my cup to you beautiful women.

[–]Michauxonfire -1 points0 points ago

while her body is not something "out of this world", and the proportions are not close to my liking, its her sex appeal, her sensuality that makes her truly desirable and overly appealing to anyone.
she knows the ways. that is all.

[–]emymariefritzler -1 points0 points ago

Though I'm a girl, DAMN SEXY.

[–]SonicBroom 0 points1 point ago

hot hot hot

[–]ICantReadThis 0 points1 point ago

Can we just put up permanent links to r/emmastone, r/emmawatson, and e/annehathaway?

[–]swagger_of_a_cripple 0 points1 point ago

e and r are pretty close on the keyboard so I'll forgive your typo

*r/annehathaway

that was your las strike

Never Again

[–]TentacleCat 0 points1 point ago

I say, this fine lady has given me quite the jolly in my trousers.

[–]Hefty_HDakaViperdick -1 points0 points ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy yes

[–]Sirchron67 1 point2 points ago

My only and deepest regret is that I had but one upvote to give...

[–]NastyRazorburn -1 points0 points ago

Dibs

[–]WorldIsImagination -1 points0 points ago

What is she from?

[–]SimilarImage -2 points-1 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 months Scopolamina Emma. Amazing. here 17 546
5 months cristti My favorite picture of Emma Stone here 2 354
10 months Nomoreshittttt Emma Stone /r/pics 890 1240

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[–]BothOfThem 0 points1 point ago

Do you even karma police bro?

[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point ago

You're talking to a Bot....

[–]the jackanapeFenrirIII 1 point2 points ago

Still a better conversation than most on Reddit.

[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point ago

True.

[–]mszpara -4 points-3 points ago

This.

[–]SirThedudeiscj 2 points3 points ago

That.

[–]SirBendoverOR 2 points3 points ago

And the other thing.

[–]SirPraetorianXVIII -3 points-2 points ago

does nobody search before they post a repost for the 20th time

[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point ago

I have said this before and I'll say it again; Here in GB we don't mind reposts as long as they're not a repost of the top 100 women posted. Reposts keep this subreddit alive. If it wasn't for reposts, we wouldn't have a subreddit. If you have a complaint with something, hit the report button and notify us moderators why you hit it. We'll look over what you reported and if something is worth doing, we'll do it. Otherwise, the report request will go ignored.

Thank you and enjoy the lovely ladies here in GB.

[–]SirPraetorianXVIII 0 points1 point ago

well I'll just have to move on to greener pastures, I feel. This subreddit has turned into an emmajerk, I feel, with one of the two on the front page every day. I would dig through the past 30 days' worth of emma stone posts, but it would take weeks. I'm pretty sure this one has been posted within the past 30 days, though. All my best, gentlemen.

[–]redmachined -2 points-1 points ago

Cor blimey.

[–]dyl3ted 0 points1 point ago

Omg stop........

[–]swagger_of_a_cripple -2 points-1 points ago

That. Ass.

[–]FINDINGNEM0 -2 points-1 points ago

For a very short second, I could have sworn that was Tina Fey.

[–]ParalysedBeaver -2 points-1 points ago

Breaks rule 1.

[–]The Resident LEGOMinifig81 0 points1 point ago

Let the mods do the judging on what breaks what rule okay?

We'll speak up.

[–]clkou -3 points-2 points ago

Dayyyyyyum ...

[–]SpiderDairy -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure she gives herself boners looking in the mirror..

[–]delaboots 0 points1 point ago

r/feet would like this.

[–]ContraHarker 1 point2 points ago

We do. We like it very much.

[–]JoelMBerger -3 points-2 points ago

trophy wife