Nothing could bring one's lofty hopes, dreams and aspirations for the New Year crashing down any harder than this picture. You can dream all you want, it says, but this is reality. Bulging, hideous porcine testicles, adorned with a reeking brown stool. Testicles so grotesquely oversized, that each shit collects atop them, a permanent reminder of the low and filthy nature of life on Earth. You can try to achieve your goals, it says, but you will still be a stinking, shitting, fucking abomination of a creature, and this shit-bedaubed pig will always be there to remind you of it...