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[–]SammaJamma 335 points336 points ago

Earlier today I was unaware of this woman and her plight. It was a simpler time.

[–]Xhelders 387 points388 points ago

So. Fucking. Deep.

[–]dumpone 338 points339 points ago

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.

[–]DrugsOnly 95 points96 points ago

Confirmed.

[–]JohnStrigglyPitts 41 points42 points ago

Mental illness, not even once?

[–]mechangmenow 11 points12 points ago

Many times with multiple personality!

[–]nootrino 3 points4 points ago

Not even once with every personality.

[–]MrAndroidFilms 11 points12 points ago

Not even once.

[–]The_Peyote_Coyote 1 point2 points ago

I once smoked 5 mental illnesses and I almost died. True story.

[–]Zachattck93 1 point2 points ago

Whats the diagnosis, doctor?

[–]ikkasikka 5 points6 points ago

Drama club

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    [–]rumpbarnet 15 points16 points ago

    The whole video, in swedish.

    [–]Spaceman_Piff 73 points74 points ago

    blerben herben

    [–]beware_savage_otters 1 point2 points ago

    Du ert som ser svenska

    [–]stateofmind1994 13 points14 points ago

    MAHERGADINGERDAAAAAERRRGEN

    [–]magnetard 8 points9 points ago

    Swedish, not German.

    [–]GrandmaBogus 1 point2 points ago

    va kostat en eple?

    [–]Quillava 12 points13 points ago

    the automatic english translated subtitles makes the video so much more interesting

    [–]Tony_Sacrimoni 0 points1 point ago

    Youtube's subtitles reveal a whole other comedic side of Youtube that we have never even dreamed of.

    [–]doremiabc123 12 points13 points ago

    I found this difficult to masturbate to.

    [–]Dueada 19 points20 points ago

    Amateur.

    [–]patkeenan 5 points6 points ago

    Ya suck it up and fap

    [–]VoluptuousOrange -1 points0 points ago

    Right.

    [–]magnetard 0 points1 point ago

    Why do I know that URL...?

    [–]VoluptuousOrange 1 point2 points ago

    puush is a screencap program

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      [–]shanoxilt 16 points17 points ago

      /r/otherkin

      [–]FFFan92 7 points8 points ago

      Why?

      [–]derlavai 3 points4 points ago

      /r/tumblrinaction

      Edit: /u/Paradox beat me to it

      [–]shrewduser 2 points3 points ago

      you missed a b in tumblr

      [–]derlavai 0 points1 point ago

      Truh

      [–]sugarhoneybadger 0 points1 point ago

      Not therian?

      [–]shanoxilt 1 point2 points ago

      /r/Therian

      [–]sodoh -1 points0 points ago

      /r/babyfurs

      Still remains the weirdest of that subculture.

      [–]0ADEPT 2 points3 points ago

      What does it feel like to be human? I could not say, for I have not known otherwise to compare...

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        [–]sotakeanap 175 points176 points ago

        Great. Another picture of a cat in glasses.

        [–]Vorsai 40 points41 points ago

        Real cats wear a monocle.

        You have no idea how much time I spent trying to look for that damn picture to post this...

        [–]SIR_FURT_WIGGLEPANTS 6 points7 points ago

        I like that picture.

        [–]sotakeanap 3 points4 points ago

        Thank you for this.

        [–]goblinpiledriver 0 points1 point ago

        I do not see a monocle but thank you for this picture.

        [–]frothy_cunt 0 points1 point ago

        Reminds me of feivel goes west

        [–]SkaveRat 8 points9 points ago

        twist: her name is actually "catherine" and her nickname "cat"

        [–]Raspberrymoney 8 points9 points ago

        Twist: her name is Cat because she only eats kit kats... And toddlers

        [–]littlechips 13 points14 points ago

        yeah, I didn't know cats wore glasses....

        [–]SkwisgarIsAmsDick 191 points192 points ago

        When people ask me "what the fuck is wrong with you?" I'm like, "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?"

        [–]Mr_Ected 235 points236 points ago

        meow meow meow meow

        meow meow meow meow

        meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

        [–]dorino0net 124 points125 points ago

        i know exactly what you're singing

        [–]Jonks 55 points56 points ago

        just thought it was a bunch of meows until i read your comment.

        [–]SonicFrost 6 points7 points ago

        It's not a bunch of meows?

        [–]LtCharizard 3 points4 points ago

        Scroll down to video

        [–]SkwisgarIsAmsDick 2 points3 points ago

        4/4: C B A G | C B A G | C B C C# | D B A G

        [–]nootrino 0 points1 point ago

        Nope, read deeper.

        [–]awesomemanftw 0 points1 point ago

        OK I'm in a hole but it still looks like a bunch of meipows

        [–]nootrino 0 points1 point ago

        For the uninitiated.

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          [–]dukec 17 points18 points ago

          meow meow meow

          [–]wetwater 11 points12 points ago

          Whelp, I'm off to get a bag of cat food.

          [–]StevenViper 7 points8 points ago

          You son of a bitch.

          [–]rshortman 2 points3 points ago

          I speak fluent cat and thanks for that, I do enjoy the Meow Mix jingle quite a bit.

          [–]elbruce 2 points3 points ago

          http://imgur.com/e0nHW

          [–]wafflecopter51 1 point2 points ago

          Is that an Allegory for jesus or something?

          [–]elshroom -1 points0 points ago

          -Mr_Ected, the cat.

          [–]Casban 6 points7 points ago

          Detective Mittens? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx2uCcDXX0

          [–]wibz 59 points60 points ago

          She was featured in a swedish show called Outsiders a couple of years ago: Youtube-link (starts at 6:28)

          [–]adifference_adaisy 12 points13 points ago

          I can't find a subbed version. Halp?

          [–]TheGiverOfKarma 25 points26 points ago

          Click the CC button on the youtube player.

          [–]too_many_penises 146 points147 points ago

          According to youtube cc her name is Blushed-limpdick and she just wants people to potato sandwich.

          [–]TheFundleBunny 52 points53 points ago

          Finally, someone else who understands potato sandwiching....

          [–]Skeik 10 points11 points ago

          There is a good translation available as well, not just the procedurally generated one by youtube.

          [–]MKotter 2 points3 points ago

          Could you give us a link?

          [–]Skeik 2 points3 points ago

          It's in the video. You just have to use english cc instead of english (automated)

          [–]MKotter 0 points1 point ago

          Ah! Thanks.

          [–]adifference_adaisy 10 points11 points ago

          Thanks! I didn't know that was a thing.

          [–]animevamp727 0 points1 point ago

          those captions were bullshit nonsense.

          [–]miketheman1588 0 points1 point ago

          really? they were almost perfect for me

          [–]Phrockit 0 points1 point ago

          TIL. Never knew the closed captioning was translated too. Thanks!

          [–]elshroom 0 points1 point ago

          I have found your people. /r/speling

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            [–]lychee-twist 20 points21 points ago

            I've got to hand it to her. She is damn good at purring.

            [–]gamerx2132 13 points14 points ago

            Not sure how many cats you have been around but that sounds nothing like any cat purr I have heard before

            [–]soyabstemio 8 points9 points ago

            You heard a Swedish cat?

            [–]laebshade 25 points26 points ago

            I here it goes meow meow BORK BORK BORK

            [–]Mrs_Queequeg 1 point2 points ago

            The part where she isn't injecting her voice into it, she actually sounds a lot like my cat.

            However, my cat's purring is so loud and weird that even the vet was intrigued by it.

            [–]Annon201 2 points3 points ago

            Lucky for her, they have made ears that work with brainwaves... Neurowear Necomimi

            [–]Toiletslave 6 points7 points ago

            What a lunatic.

            [–]JeddakofThark 2 points3 points ago

            I like to imagine her doing this same shtick when she's forty.

            [–]pashafisk 101 points102 points ago

            My brother dated a girl for a while. Her name was not actually Kitty, but thats what she asked everyone to call her. She wore ears and a tail every day. She came to Christmas one year and even had a seasonal hat with ears. She would hiss at people, and after my brother broke up with her, she would call my mom, or drive the hour to my moms house to go see her, and talk to her about why my brother broke up with her. She was crazy. Anytime you called her by her real name she would correct you. I always called her by her real name. She actually looked pretty similar to this homo-feline.

            [–]poeman 65 points66 points ago

            Why did your brother date her?

            EDIT: ಠ_ಠ

            [–]OdysseusX 221 points222 points ago

            I'm sure he was just desperate for pussy.

            [–]stephentheatronach 5 points6 points ago

            bu dum tiss.

            [–]pashafisk 31 points32 points ago

            My brother is a retired Marine who was injured in Iraq. Upon coming home and going to college the young lady took a liking to him, and began -now these are her words- stalking him. I believe she also followed a few members of our family, myself included. He is a very accepting person, and started hanging out with her, which escalated into a relationship. After they broke up and he started dating his now wife she would still call/text my brother, and even got my sister in laws number and would call and text her, too. My sister in law kicks ass, and got crazy to leave everyone alone.

            [–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

            To be fair, cat "stalking" is less creepy.

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              [–]Mr_Ected 50 points51 points ago

              Something, something pussy!

              [–]radcats 17 points18 points ago

              because although she had her quirks, she was really nice to be around, and she made him happy?

              [–]pashafisk 14 points15 points ago

              She was pretty nice.

              [–]realzug 2 points3 points ago

              Maybe he liked cats...

              [–]Unnatural20 7 points8 points ago

              Cat-scratch fever? Yep, I went Nugent.

              [–]oldsecondhand 13 points14 points ago

              Because he likes pussy.

              [–]NerdTronJJ 6 points7 points ago

              He liked the pussy

              [–]SimplyQuid -1 points0 points ago

              This is clearly the most important question.

              [–]h4z3 1 point2 points ago

              Maybe they met in a Halloween party? ... reminds me of that episode of seinfeld, ok wait no, it doesnt.

              [–]Cyberogue 6 points7 points ago

              Was her last name Pryde at least?

              [–]pashafisk 2 points3 points ago

              Sadly it wasn't.

              [–]GuRuSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

              My ex was really similar except the name part. She progressed over our relationship from ears like the OP's pic to a tail and slipper/paw things. We split over other reasons but she now does the entire mascot suit stuff and I'm glad i got out when i did..

              [–]Zombiehunter22 0 points1 point ago

              That sounds like the psycho old roommate I had. Her name wasn't Kitty or even close to it but she demanded to be called Kitty and claimed to be a cat in a past life or something. Needless to say she's crazy and was a bad roommate and mother and I'm glad she moved out.

              [–]pashafisk 0 points1 point ago

              Until you said something about her being a Mother, I was sure it was the same person. As far as I know, she still has now kittens, although I haven't seen her in about 4 years.

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                [–]EpicJ 19 points20 points ago

                This post and this (NSFW) post were next to each other, which I found quite funny.

                [–]gamefreak119 1 point2 points ago

                Ty

                [–]humanman42 94 points95 points ago

                Why do you wear that stupid bunny suite? - Donnie D.

                [–]Captain_Kuhl 99 points100 points ago

                Bunny suite...is that like a room at the Playboy Mansion?

                [–]Derpina1billion 19 points20 points ago

                Everything in the Playboy Mansion is the Bunny Suite.

                [–]MisuseOfMoose 7 points8 points ago

                Sounds more like a $40,000/night 2 story Hefner Sky Villa at the Palms Casino and Resort. Bunnies aren't included :\

                [–]Uggums 65 points66 points ago

                Why do you wear that stupid man suit?

                [–]Akeleie 1 point2 points ago

                Was just gonna say that. She must have planned that line.

                [–]PoignantPhallus 22 points23 points ago

                Feels great. Now answer the damn question.

                [–]klopper 9 points10 points ago

                "Exactly, it feels great being a cat also. Next question."

                [–]i_am_law 0 points1 point ago

                well that was disappointing

                [–]klopper 5 points6 points ago

                She probably means "how do you in words express how you feel as a human, if you tell me that I'll give it a shot telling you how it feels to be a cat". She's barking (meowing?) mad, probably, but "Feels great. Now answer the damn question." is quite unfulfilling as well, hence my imaginary answer.

                This sure was worth the 45 seconds it took to write.

                [–]Paradox 36 points37 points ago

                /r/tumblrinaction

                [–]Talman 8 points9 points ago

                I remember when these folks were on LJ.

                [–]Swamphunter 4 points5 points ago

                Tumblr: LiveJournal for the 2010s.

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                [–]Paradox 19 points20 points ago

                Beep boop im a beerkin, check your non-beverage privilege

                [–]apintandafight 12 points13 points ago

                Well, at least there is someone out there who would be willing to pay good money to see her poop in a box.

                [–]Discokid91 14 points15 points ago

                Real life Catwoman is very disappointing.

                [–]DrumCorpsAlum 23 points24 points ago

                Ugh. These are exactly the types of women that will fuck me.

                [–]VectorCell 26 points27 points ago

                Ugh. These are exactly the types of women cats that will fuck me.

                Sorry, I just had to.

                [–]CosmicBard 6 points7 points ago

                Sure, she's insane, but imagine what she's like in bed.

                [–]Chmichonga 9 points10 points ago

                I imagine a clawed up back.

                [–]xrelaht 3 points4 points ago

                I'm not sure if you're saying that's a plus or a minus?

                [–]metwork 7 points8 points ago

                Probably terrible.

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                  [–]BigBlackTitDragon[!] 2 points3 points ago

                  As a furry. I would like to come out and say this is not the representative of my people.

                  [–]blueskin 2 points3 points ago

                  BigBlackTitDragon

                  Seems legit.

                  [–]NateCorran 14 points15 points ago

                  Just by the title, thought this was an /r/gamegrumps post. I was surprised, and laughed my arse off.

                  [–]phoneau 9 points10 points ago

                  When I saw the title, I checked the subreddit and noticed it wasn't Game Grumps. After I had seen the post, my first thought was "look at this dang-ass catgirl." The phrase "real talk" has been forever associated with the Grumps for me.

                  [–]Epershand 9 points10 points ago

                  boopin

                  [–]Bobilip 8 points9 points ago

                  ass

                  [–]cmdood 4 points5 points ago

                  seven asses

                  [–]gwot 2 points3 points ago

                  many assess

                  [–]Diego_Poop 4 points5 points ago

                  Damn, she'd send a nigga straight to the burn ward with that one!

                  [–]tistadly 3 points4 points ago

                  I'm sure they're very charming folk, but My God Furries are an odd bunch.

                  [–]Rbr_dky 16 points17 points ago

                  She's not really a furry if she really believes that she is a cat. She would be more of an otherkin. Well, she could be both, but not all furs are like that.

                  Source: I don't believe i am a cat.

                  [–]stupidinternet 9 points10 points ago

                  Some claim to be able to shapeshift mentally or astrally—meaning that they experience the sense of being in their particular form while not actually changing physically.

                  Word.

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                  [–]Darkstar1120 2 points3 points ago

                  Wait wait wait. Are you a real furry? I've only heard of you guys in internet legends. I never thought I'd actually meet one...

                  [–]Rbr_dky 0 points1 point ago

                  Haha, yeah.

                  [–]0600Hours 0 points1 point ago

                  Not really a legend when there are over 6000 on reddit alone.

                  [–]xrelaht 1 point2 points ago

                  Otherkin are the biggest exception I've found to the "there's a sub for everything" rule. It makes me sad.

                  A friend was one of the official photographers at anthrocon one year. He's not a furry, but apparently he had a lot of fun. I say if it's making you happy and not hurting you or anyone else, more power to you.

                  [–]colonel_claypool 0 points1 point ago

                  I want to be a cat I would get shit tons of karma. I would also get to sleep all day and not do a damn thing.

                  [–]Mumblix_Grumph 2 points3 points ago

                  Do you poop in a sand box? No? You're not a fucking cat!

                  [–]for-sex-and-drugs 3 points4 points ago

                  Some cats poop outside.

                  [–]CatMadeOfFur 3 points4 points ago

                  Some use the toilet.

                  [–]Telxon 0 points1 point ago

                  The collar is slightly arousing.

                  [–]Derpster123 3 points4 points ago

                  I think I only laughed because of the title. Judge me

                  [–]Illford 1 point2 points ago

                  There is being a furry and acting like a cat, then there is truly believing you are a cat. 2 separate things which mostly boils down I don't meow at my parents or work.

                  [–]NotInsane 0 points1 point ago

                  Wow, Reddit is transphobic as fuck. You need to check your human privilege.

                  [–]Freakindon 0 points1 point ago

                  transphobic? Not really. I just have an extreme disgust for someone who can so distort their worldview and definition of self.

                  [–]NotInsane -1 points0 points ago

                  Do you think I chose to be born with the brain of a lizard but the body of a human? You are a bigot. Die cis scum

                  [–]SoniCloud 2 points3 points ago

                  Love the art, but the "furries" who actually believe they're other animals need some help.

                  [–]string97bean 1 point2 points ago

                  Ask a stupid question...

                  [–]Realtaliation -1 points0 points ago

                  Throw a cat nip at her.

                  [–]occupythekitchen -1 points0 points ago

                  "like I had no real choice."

                  Your move cat lady

                  [–]Ci6181 -1 points0 points ago

                  Word

                  [–]VaderMosh -1 points0 points ago

                  I wish I was a cat.

                  [–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 0 points1 point ago

                  /r/woahdude

                  [–]WhatsGud 0 points1 point ago

                  Upvote just for the title

                  [–]MagmaGuy -1 points0 points ago

                  Feels pretty good, being on top of all the food chains, killing for fun, molding and destroying the planet according to my every whim... You?

                  [–]Issimmo 0 points1 point ago

                  Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

                  [–]bribo54 0 points1 point ago

                  They're sayng fat, not cat.

                  [–]xrelaht 0 points1 point ago

                  Has its ups and downs. Did you know that as a human, I can legally own a cat and keep it locked up inside all the time? On the other hand, I have to wear clothing and girls aren't quite as eager to pet me. It's a tradeoff.

                  [–]FAP-FOR-BRAINS 0 points1 point ago

                  I wanna see the litter box

                  [–]BentAxel -1 points0 points ago

                  I was like: "WTF?" then I realized where I was and then I was like: "That seems reasonable...batty cunt!"

                  [–]uhhhclem 0 points1 point ago

                  Thomas Nagel put it a little more clearly in his paper "What is it Like to be a Bat?"

                  [–]Mechanikore 0 points1 point ago

                  See these eyes so green

                  I can stare for a thousand years

                  Colder than the moon

                  It's been so long

                  And I've been putting out fire

                  With gasoline

                  [–]Boomtown_Rat 0 points1 point ago

                  Probably better than being a Cat.

                  [–]Allaphon 0 points1 point ago

                  Real faggot

                  [–]coppersink[!] 0 points1 point ago

                  If she wants me to take her seriously then she should not be giving interviews. Cats do not understand the concept.

                  [–]BronniAshbury 0 points1 point ago

                  This woman needs some decent medication..... MEOW!!!

                  [–]Moglizorz 0 points1 point ago

                  This looks like the woman who had sex with that bridge. Don't start watching this unless you want to still be on a stream of related videos hours later...

                  [–]tylermayhem 0 points1 point ago

                  that bitch is crazy....wtf?***edit* crazy bitches, i just cant wrap my head around how someone can love a wall or building.

                  [–]mamapycb 1 point2 points ago

                  I think shes cute, to bad shes bonkers.

                  [–]sylban 1 point2 points ago

                  http://xkcd.com/471/

                  [–]Hale252 0 points1 point ago

                  Because she is a cat, i wonder if she is a cat lady?

                  [–]maxiaxie 0 points1 point ago

                  Well, this is just purrfect.

                  [–]Click2Enlarge 0 points1 point ago

                  So does she eat cat food then?

                  [–]Jesus_Lizard 0 points1 point ago

                  We all long for food, drink, sex, love, shelter, happiness etc.

                  [–]Derpina1billion 0 points1 point ago

                  let me answer that for you!

                  [–]Freakindon 0 points1 point ago

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zbpg_7ahbs

                  [–]thehighground 0 points1 point ago

                  People like this get coddled too much, they should ask her "So how does it feel to be insane?"

                  [–]AtomskLevent 0 points1 point ago

                  I definitely want to know what video this is from.

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