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[–]carrotv 581 points582 points ago

Warning: There is nothing of value in these comments. Press the back button.

[–]IceBreak 49 points50 points ago

Not sure why I doubted you.

[–]JohnMcGurk 2 points3 points ago

I should have listened. I was warned and I ignored it. WHELP, there's like 8 minutes I'll never have back.

[–]c3white 1 point2 points ago

Correction, there was 1 good comment.

[–]paranormal_shouting 78 points79 points ago

thank you for the warning. fuck this thread

[–]JFMechdude 25 points26 points ago

Spot on. I should have listened.

[–]runsoutofspace 28 points29 points ago

[–]ilikedroids -3 points-2 points ago

How about we get everyone to post there favorite, "Abandon thread" Gif.

[–]itsalrightman 18 points19 points ago

you're our hero

[–]Bondsy 2 points3 points ago

Thanks.

[–]some_arab 2 points3 points ago

mission abort.

[–]VPinecone 4 points5 points ago

I should have listened.

[–]AyeAyeLtd 1 point2 points ago

I'll take your word for it and not scroll down.

[–]smackusmaximus 0 points1 point ago

Here be monsters.

[–]thepartyandafter 0 points1 point ago

Didn't even scroll down, thank you reddit for making this the top comment.

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

Since you're the top comment, I blame you.

[–]carrotv 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't always

[–]AROZ 0 points1 point ago

As we used to say in the olden days of Digg, "these comments suck".

[–]AROZ 0 points1 point ago

The people downvoting this are just prejudiced against my web 2.0 background.

[–]occupythekitchen 1 point2 points ago

Not even a single funny racist comment?

[–]snutr 71 points72 points ago

[–]horrorfetish 85 points86 points ago

And the top comment said there was nothing worthwhile here. Blood Liar.

[–]RustyTromboneaux 10 points11 points ago

I actually feel bad for him.

[–]xanxitto 4 points5 points ago

O_O

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 3 points4 points ago

the porn names got me hahah Peanut Untouchable

[–]TheUnholyMechanicalJ 0 points1 point ago

NO...No...no..

[–]dan20791 0 points1 point ago

Top left mustache man seems to be staring into my soul....

[–]Snake-Doctor 0 points1 point ago

Thugzilla!!

[–]cunt_stamp 22 points23 points ago

The oldest picture on the internet, right after the dancing baby.

[–]Necklas_Beardner 51 points52 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Ha. 78coms 1043pts 8hrs ImGoingToHellForThis
Alone in the dark 0coms 52pts 3mos funny
Alone in the dark 2coms 36pts 8mos funny
Forever... Racist? 72coms 639pts 9mos funny
Too relevant? 11coms 186pts 11mos funny
I wonder how he approached them to take this picture? 129coms 502pts 1yr pics
Alone in the dark 336coms 1140pts 1yr funny
Alone in the Dark 1com 11pts 1mo funny
That guy deserves a medal 3coms 12pts 5mos funny
Alone in the dark. 29coms 306pts 1yr funny
Run white boy RUN!!!! 0coms 1pt 8dys funny
Alone 9coms 14pts 1yr pics
The odd one out. 8coms 78pts 11mos funny
Since reddit in the last few days seems to be about posting pictures of us in places our parents don't want us to see... 1com -6pts 1mo funny
Alone in the dark. 1com 28pts 1mo funny
Alone in the dark. 0coms 0pts 1mo pics
Alone in the dark. 0coms -1pt 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Nebulaoblivion 10 points11 points ago

I love how many of them are the exact same title.

[–]A_wild_fusa_appeared 0 points1 point ago

8 hours and someone reposts this from a different sub. The title also suggests that OP is the white kid in the picture. Why do people upvote this shit

[–]unique8623 6 points7 points ago

The title also suggests that OP is the white kid in the picture.

No it doesn't.

[–]salamandroid 14 points15 points ago

No, but it does suggest intimate knowledge of the situation by referring to the teacher as "she", and pretending to know that "she" assigned groups.

[–]A_wild_fusa_appeared 0 points1 point ago

It may have been premature to call OP the white one but the use of first person (I'd, my) suggests OP was in this situation which is extremely unlikely because reposts.

[–]Mooinacan 7 points8 points ago

i too own that shirt. gamestop was giving them out.

[–]illegal_martian 24 points25 points ago

That is an old picture.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 13 points14 points ago

[–]kyxaa 2 points3 points ago

Why the hell would you link a private subreddit? I clicked on it and BOOM! Another reminder of my loneliness. Good job, asshole.

[–]TomatoSpeedMaster 69 points70 points ago

Not sure if shirt is unfortunate coincidence... Or subtle racism.

[–]artacuno53 18 points19 points ago

To push towards the later, that game wasn't very good in most people's opinions, so why wear a shirt for something you don't like, but he could have liked it

[–]BrodyApproves 13 points14 points ago

Such a lonely fan base.

[–]FuLLMeTaL604 12 points13 points ago

latter

[–]artacuno53 2 points3 points ago

words be hard

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[–]BoonTobias 0 points1 point ago

Hell fuckin yea, this mothafucka thought we was talking about the movie, the only thing good about the movie was tara reids tits

[–]D14BL0 5 points6 points ago

It wasn't that bad.

[–]mysticrudnin 4 points5 points ago

Many people remember Alone in the Dark as their first horror game. This kid seems a little young, but maybe it's an older picture.

Plus, maybe he got it at the movie or something. I have a shirt for Avatar: the Last Airbender, even though the movie was absolutely terrible. But they were giving them away for free to promote it.

[–]Tasgall 0 points1 point ago

It could have been free.

[–]Javolis 0 points1 point ago

Gamestop gave those shirts away for reserving the game.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The anime series was super popular and good. Could be a fan of that.

[–]Lurkingkarmalizer 0 points1 point ago

Because that shirt is the most comfortable one he owns! I have one it is super soft.

[–]go_ahead_downvote_me -5 points-4 points ago

why do i keep seeing "the latter" phrase being used constantly on reddit.

[–]gibson8 5 points6 points ago

Because it's a useful word? What else are you gonna say to explain the word that is simpler than "the latter"

[–]mikevaughn 1 point2 points ago

I use "the latter" and "the former" a lot. The latter gets a lot of strange looks though. I mean "the former", not "the latter."

[–]Proditus 1 point2 points ago

"The last thing I just listed in this list of only two things"

[–]go_ahead_downvote_me -1 points0 points ago

yes i realize what words are used for. i just see it CONSTANTLY now. was just wondering

[–]Nomiss 0 points1 point ago

Two choices were present.

[–]go_ahead_downvote_me -1 points0 points ago

"no sure if coincidence or racism. it was probably racism" is how the rest of the world talks outside of the internet

[–]MrShellackers148 0 points1 point ago

Actually, a lot of people use the phrase outside the internet.

[–]artacuno53 -1 points0 points ago

It makes you sound smarter than you really are.

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[–]Toobad113 0 points1 point ago

You don't say

[–]Flapjack_ 1 point2 points ago

I for some reason feel like I remember this picture being posted on 4chan by a guy who said he was a really nerdy white guy in high school who happened to have a lot of black friends.

[–]westcoastmaximalist -1 points0 points ago

the dude in the picture posted on reddit about it once

it was a coincidence

[–]TheAmbiguityBuster 0 points1 point ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]boredlike 1 point2 points ago

the link was purple before I clicked it so OP must have got this from the racist /r/ImGoingToHellForThis post.

[–]doggxyo 3 points4 points ago

I've seen this picture on the internet years ago.

[–]Deanster109 4 points5 points ago

I'd like to think the people could recognize a repost when the see one

[–]Arbpink34 3 points4 points ago

Ignoring the fact that this is the 18th time this has been posted in the last year (http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/kko1L.jpg), who said this was an assignment and that the teacher picked the groups?

[–]bracken84 4 points5 points ago

Reddit is not a proxy for reposts or for popularity.

[–]dickmonger 2 points3 points ago

Unfortunately... It is.

[–]Deathitis54 -2 points-1 points ago

Haha, you're funny. Funnier than this post!

[–]Swedishsensation 6 points7 points ago

This picture is so old.

[–]tronn4 8 points9 points ago

No you don't. You're doing it for karma. Fuck off fag

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 10 points11 points ago

That's racist! not all white boys are rabbits.

[–]LinT5292 15 points16 points ago

[–]iisthebat 24 points25 points ago

moms spaghetti

[–]LinT5292 22 points23 points ago

His palms spaghetti...

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 15 points16 points ago

but on the surface he looks calm and spaghetti to drop spaghetti

[–]yizi 6 points7 points ago

But he keeps on spaghetting what he wrote down

[–]BahlzahnYuerchin 5 points6 points ago

Mom's sweaty?

[–]Harry_Hardlong 0 points1 point ago

Why not?

[–]chriskicks 5 points6 points ago

http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/ if you want to know what this is about.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out -1 points0 points ago

Ok, so maybe there's one white rabbit.

[–]DeanKong 0 points1 point ago

You'll show yourself out.

[–]Kristsilvershade 2 points3 points ago

The white kid not only looks like someone I went to highschool, but he's also in a computer-lab of some sort, which was his main interest. He's not from NE Ohio, is he?

[–]charbo187 0 points1 point ago

are you from NE ohio?

[–]Kristsilvershade 0 points1 point ago

I am indeed from NE ohio.

[–]jausel1990 2 points3 points ago

is that chris bosh in the red jacket?

[–]eli613 1 point2 points ago

snoop dogg.

[–]Nascio 11 points12 points ago

repost

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[–]Nascio 7 points8 points ago

I've heard that before.

[–]w00tbear 0 points1 point ago

so meta

[–]Dyrty -1 points0 points ago

fap

[–]Swagger_McStudmuffin 2 points3 points ago

Alone with the dark

[–]dcduuude 3 points4 points ago

Perfect shirt.

[–]yglm2 3 points4 points ago

I went over here looking for a decent comment to steal borrow while giving credit, and even they are too worried about it being old to make clever comments.

For every 3 rap artists there's 1 nerdy white guy producing their songs.

This was not posted by a bot. Fuck you trapped_in_robot.

[–]jakec121 1 point2 points ago

[–]ubomw 1 point2 points ago

I was bad at this game.

[–]tokerdytoke 1 point2 points ago

Hell yeah, that's my white nigga Tom.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Someone's about to get jacked.

[–]MentalProblems 0 points1 point ago

You can tell he is the awkward kid people make fun of. Poor guy.

[–]BigMtFudgeCake -1 points0 points ago

His shirt is relevant.

[–]samsterk911 0 points1 point ago

I actually went to highschool with him, he's a cool dude.

[–]CDanger 0 points1 point ago

Re-he-he-he-he-he-post.

[–]Manome 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this image before, a long time ago. So unless you can give further proof that that is you, I say: repost.

[–]wr80 -1 points0 points ago

Computer class at a community college

[–]ahurt 0 points1 point ago

You look exactly like a guy I went to high school with...Im afraid to say more on the Internet...

[–]RolandTheJabberwocky 0 points1 point ago

I hate how no ones mentioned how shitty that game is or questioned why he is wearing that shirt.

[–]frogsrbetter 0 points1 point ago

Bunny Ears: Classic!

[–]GotGlazed -1 points0 points ago

Its weird because i know that guy....

[–]gdotes -1 points0 points ago

This pic is older than Op's mom vagina

[–]aspiringagent19 -1 points0 points ago

The alone in the dark shirt makes the picture that much better

[–]B1Gsportsfan -1 points0 points ago

Haha that is my highschool! No way! I know.....1 out of those 4 guys.

[–]doomsdaydefense 0 points1 point ago

whatyearisit.jpg

[–]CaptainCheddarJack 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: White guy is the teacher.

[–]ABlindAssassin 0 points1 point ago

That shirt just makes it so much better

[–]scottywaffles 1 point2 points ago

Perfect time to wear that shirt

[–]scottywaffles -1 points0 points ago

Perfect time for that shirt

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

It was kinda funny until I read his shirt.

[–]stigmaboy 0 points1 point ago

What a terrible game.

[–]Midnightwarrior95 0 points1 point ago

Yes you are alone in the dark

[–]Guy_Barker 0 points1 point ago

Alone in the dark. Oh god my sides.

[–]yubnubb 0 points1 point ago

Wait is this a porno about a nerdy white guy raping three gang members?

[–]13Gracie14 0 points1 point ago

I assume you are the white boy who appears to be in some phase of shock?

[–]BobbyGrill 0 points1 point ago

Did you wear that shirt on purpose?

[–]Rapalla 0 points1 point ago

The shirt explains his situation.

[–]Curtly 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to think that you didn't know this is a REPOST

[–]Domin1c -1 points0 points ago

FUCK OFF

title comnts points age /r/
Ha. 78coms 1037pts 9hrs ImGoingToHellForThis
Alone in the dark 0coms 52pts 3mos funny
Alone in the dark 2coms 36pts 8mos funny
Forever... Racist? 72coms 639pts 9mos funny
Too relevant? 11coms 186pts 11mos funny
I wonder how he approached them to take this picture? 129coms 502pts 1yr pics
Alone in the dark 336coms 1140pts 1yr funny
Alone in the Dark 1com 11pts 1mo funny
That guy deserves a medal 3coms 12pts 5mos funny
Alone in the dark. 29coms 306pts 1yr funny
Run white boy RUN!!!! 0coms 1pt 8dys funny
Alone 9coms 14pts 1yr pics
The odd one out. 8coms 78pts 11mos funny
Since reddit in the last few days seems to be about posting pictures of us in places our parents don't want us to see... 1com -6pts 1mo funny
Alone in the dark. 1com 28pts 1mo funny
Alone in the dark. 0coms 0pts 1mo pics
Alone in the dark. 0coms -1pt 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]tehxen 0 points1 point ago

Can we stop arguing about racism and instead yell at the OP for lying?

[–]DownvotesSontUpvotes 1 point2 points ago

Fucking repost you picke of shit op

[–]MysteryBlock 0 points1 point ago

Schimizzi?

[–]ilikecats92712 0 points1 point ago

Any one else notice his shirt "alone in the dark" being ironic since he's the only white kid...?

[–]John_Trollston 1 point2 points ago

Thats the joke.

[–]PorkBellyFutures -2 points-1 points ago

Saw this pic years ago. OP IS A FAG.

[–]moondizzlepie -2 points-1 points ago

How is this funny? So you think the teacher should have segregated the people?

[–]asgafrat 0 points1 point ago

That's a big assumption there, bud.

[–]boredlike -5 points-4 points ago

Subtly racist t-shirt.

[–]Laowai-Mang 3 points4 points ago

Herp derp TIL it's now racist to make mention of the color black, wear a black shirt, or to talk about the absence of light.

[–]TropicalAmerican 2 points3 points ago

Define racism

[–]wtiger46 -1 points0 points ago

Define subtle.

[–]burgenic -2 points-1 points ago

I spy gang sign.

[–]promthean -4 points-3 points ago

Spot the redditor anybody?

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[–]MLIola 0 points1 point ago

Nope

[–]I_Am_A_Pumpkin -3 points-2 points ago

face swap?

[–]DerpyDash13 0 points1 point ago

She knew.

[–]mrtlwolf -1 points0 points ago

Isn't there a porno like this, called something similar to Alone in the Dark and everything?

[–]Seref15 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a scene from Training Day.

[–]BigWesDiesel 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if he's throwing up a peace sign, or the most gangsta ass set of bunny ears ever.

[–]The_Relyk 0 points1 point ago

His shirt is relevant...

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[–]hinga_dinga_dargen -3 points-2 points ago

OP and the Niggers

[–]jessicake1137 -4 points-3 points ago

That kid looks JUST like my friend that got kicked out of my school recently...o_0

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[–]jessicake1137 -2 points-1 points ago

giggle giggle

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[–]tujeleven -3 points-2 points ago

How many times can this get reposted?

[–]Shibloop -2 points-1 points ago

Repost