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[–]kingwi11 360 points361 points ago

I love how the black car up front egged the silver car on, speeding up so the guy would try to cut him off

[–]she-Bro 204 points205 points ago

hehe didnt notice that till you said something.. that black car KNEW.

[–]nanowerx 114 points115 points ago

Even better, he hit his *brakes immediately as the other car was hitting the rail, seemingly to get to personally look over and laugh in the face of that asshole as it didn't seem like there wasn't any cars directly in front of them.

*sufficing the grammar nazis

[–]NotTimHeidecker 29 points30 points ago

I kind of expected the 50 Cent gif.

[–]frankyfkn4fngrs 83 points84 points ago

Now I was expecting this 50 Cent gif.

[–]Indo_Silver_Club 12 points13 points ago

This is the only acceptable one.

[–]haavmonkey 26 points27 points ago

[–]krelin 2 points3 points ago

"Sufficing"?

[–]Chronic_BOOM 23 points24 points ago

Brakes

I know I know! Sorry! It's a pet peeve!

[–]Voctr 2 points3 points ago

I'm thinking he might have hit the brakes because he was afraid the car would flip over onto the road (or something) in front of him.

[–]ozziegt 50 points51 points ago

Lol, that makes sense now. The silver car was watching the black car in his mirror so he could cut him off and didn't see the barrier coming.

[–]njm1314 11 points12 points ago

Is that not what we all do? I did that today and it kept me laughing for about ten miles. Course mine didn't have nearly as delicious an ending.

[–]CaptainMudwhistle 8 points9 points ago

I get to do this to people 2 or 3 times a week on the way to work. The lane ends just like in this gif and I do not let those fuckers in. Haven't had one ride up the guard rail yet though. :(

[–]dontgoatsemebro 3 points4 points ago

You know, it's more efficient to just let them in. If you block them they will be forced to slow right down which in turn slows down the stack they're trying to merge into.

By blocking them you're just hurting everyone in the queue behind you.

[–]CrayAB 11 points12 points ago

Not if everyone speeds up! Together we can fuck over people like this

[–]CaptainMudwhistle 9 points10 points ago

I don't give two fucks. They can merge behind me or not at all.

Ideally we would all work together to form an unbreakable 1000 mile caravan that leaves them stranded on the side of the road for days. But it's tricky to coordinate.

[–]MjrJWPowell 5 points6 points ago

They are the cause of traffic. When you rush past all other cars and then cut in front of somebody, you cause the people you cut in front of to brake, hard.

I fuck with people all the time when they try to bypass traffic.

[–]dontgoatsemebro 2 points3 points ago

There are always people who are going to do that, if you don't let them in everybody suffers. They're not going to 'learn their lesson' if you block them off, you're just punishing everybody else in the queue behind you.

[–]kingwi11 7 points8 points ago

A fucking roadrager! I love you! fuck those other guy relying on their reckless driving to stop people to mess with them. Fuck them for cheating, may their insurance make them never drive again.

[–]This_Explains_A_Lot 4 points5 points ago

I love the sheer lack of fucks given by the other cars... just keep driving.

[–]wpskier 3 points4 points ago

A lack of respect from one leads to a lack of fucks given from others. Hahaha, I love it

[–]ThisOpenFist 0 points1 point ago

He didn't want to get pushed into the middle lane and hit another car.

[–]redditmeastory 9 points10 points ago

It is however dangerous. You do not know how the other driver would react to that, he could have easily been enraged and slammed his car into yours. One thing I learned about driving is, no matter how shitty someone is driving, do the safest thing, even if it means allowing the person to cut in. Stopping them is not worth the risks.

edit: damn

[–]kingwi11 131 points132 points ago

Sir, you're in /r/justiceporn a sub reddit that runs on spite and knocking out drunk assholes. Safety comes second.

[–]brownribbon 48 points49 points ago

a sub reddit that runs on spite and knocking out drunk assholes

This should be our motto. As in, appears at the top of the page.

[–]DorkJedi 56 points57 points ago

fuck em. I commute(d) in a beater. go ahead and be a dick, I'll take the paint job and laugh at your dumb ass.

( I use the general "you" here. not, you know, you.)

[–]manys 44 points45 points ago

Unspoken rule of the road: the shittier car gets the right of way.

[–]brerrabbitt 10 points11 points ago

F250 farm truck that has been used and abused. Yup, try that agressive driving with me. I'm not scared to trade paint.

[–]POGtastic 22 points23 points ago

A few years ago, I saw an ancient beat-up truck with a bumper sticker that said, "THIS TRUCK HAS NEVER LOST AN ACCIDENT." He had a bunch of tally marks scratched into the bumper next to it, and the general absurdity just made me laugh my ass off. Are you from a suburb of Boston, by any chance?

[–]dyegored 5 points6 points ago

This is totally 100% true. That being said, this is JUSTICE PORN so FUCK THAT.

[–]umpteenth_joynt 14 points15 points ago

get your level-headedness out of here!

[–]Jezzikuh 1 point2 points ago

I kind of hate that you're being downvoted. There are ways to be badass and vengeful without, you know, ruining your car or killing yourself.

[–]opentheaperture 64 points65 points ago

I wish this was one of my friends just so I could tell him how much of an idiot he is.

[–]drewsus 50 points51 points ago

I wish I was in any of the cars near by so I could tell him he is an idiot right after it happened.

Yells out window "you fucking idiot!"

[–]massaikosis 17 points18 points ago

one further. I would stop, get out, go to their window, and instead of saying "are you ok?" i'd say "YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!!!!"

[–]FecalFace 17 points18 points ago

I would say both

"Are you okay?"

"Yes"

"Good. You are a fucking moron" /leave

[–]massaikosis 5 points6 points ago

yeah, thats actually better. as much as I hate selfish drivers, I do care a little bit about my felllow man

[–]stankbucket 0 points1 point ago

I don't care a little bit about my fellow man who acts like this

[–]FecalFace 1 point2 points ago

Well, I'm Canadian, we have to be polite at some point in the conversation

[–]Yeats 12 points13 points ago

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 1 point2 points ago

I think this to myself every time I pass someone pulled over whom I previously saw zooming by at 100+ mph.

[–]mtheory007 6 points7 points ago

That is an odd thing to want for a "friend".

[–]poktanju 9 points10 points ago

I've found that English and Americans have a very low threshold for what constitutes a friendship.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 6 points7 points ago

Yay, pointless generalizations!

>checks what subreddit I'm in

Oh, right.

[–]DisregardMyPants 2 points3 points ago

I've found that English and Americans have a very low threshold for what constitutes a friendship.

They may be idiots, but they're my idiots damn it.

[–]stankbucket 0 points1 point ago

I've found that non-English and non-Americans are a bunch of fucktards

[–]mtheory007 -1 points0 points ago

That is a terrible shame.

[–]itsdraven 0 points1 point ago

Describe?

[–]opentheaperture 0 points1 point ago

I laughed. My friends are idiots.

[–]gabriot 0 points1 point ago

you.....want friends like this?

[–]mhmmdchng 17 points18 points ago

I have to admit, I've been tempted to pass on the shoulder a couple times, never done so. A good reminder about the downside.

[–]blitzbom 2 points3 points ago

I've done it once or twice. But only when I'm about 20 feet from my exit and I'm in a traffic jam. One time a guy pulled out in front of me honking his horn and shaking his had vehemently.

I just rolled my eyes and went around him, took my exit ramp and got to work on time.

[–]lovelemurs 11 points12 points ago

If you're turning off, it's perfectly fine. If you're trying to cut ahead, you're a fucking asshole.

[–]l34512 28 points29 points ago

Sigh fucking slow i.minus.

Here's an imgur link that I made via abusing a bug in imgur's .gif detection system (virtualdub gifs don't follow imgur limits, no idea why...)

[–]MapleSyrupIsAwesome 12 points13 points ago

Anyone else notice those seconds at the bottom are being ticked off about 2-3 times too fast?

[–]pkkid 2 points3 points ago

It almost seems worth the effort to make a video out of this gif and put it on YouTube. Ahh nevermind, thats too much work.

[–]Linkzor24 0 points1 point ago

THANK YOU. Minus didn't even load at all for me!

[–]WillyTheDisk 10 points11 points ago

I was heading to see the Police during their reunion tour once. Parking was an absolute cluster fuck. The street was jam packed, traffic was barely moving, I was a bit antsy, as we were already quite late, but I kept my cool, and stayed in line with everyone else as I was slowly creeping towards the lot. Some douchebag in a red sedan, however, cut along the shoulder next to me. Instantly, I went into go mode, and hugged the bumper of the person in front of me. Usually, this causes them to drop back and give up, but this fucker was persistent, and tried to muscle his way in. I was probably four inches from the bumper of the car in front of me, and, thankfully, the other cars did the same thing I did. We made a wall of traffic, but he kept with us, intending to cut us off at the right hand turn into the lot. Fortunately, when we arrived there, the officer directing traffic calmly put his hand on this cars hood, and kept him in place while letting all of the other cars go around. My friends and I rolled our windows down and cheered and smiled at the douche motorist as we cruised past. We parked, and as we were heading in, the guy was still held up by the officer, who was now writing him a ticket. Felt good man.

[–]aenox 118 points119 points ago

I always wonder when I see videos like this if an emergency came up and the driver was trying to rush to a hospital or something like that. I guess I always wanna know the whole story...

[–]DorkJedi 130 points131 points ago

call

a

fucking

ambulance!

Seriously. never try to run an emergency to the hospital. They have fucking helicopters with doctors in them for fuck's sake.

[–]ratajewie 18 points19 points ago

Well, sometimes you don't have time to wait for an ambulance. At a higher risk, you can get someone to the hospital quicker than an ambulance can get to you. The hospital, if I blew every light and doubled the speed limit, is only 2 minutes from my house. It would take an ambulance ten to get to my house. My dad saved my sister's life by rushing her to the hospital himself. There are times when it's better to just call an ambulance. And that's most times. But not always.

[–]WillyTheDisk 0 points1 point ago

There are times when it's better to just call an ambulance. And that's most times. But not always.

And certainly not this time either. You know, traffic jam and all. I used to live in a rural area with no traffic, and I totally know what you mean, but in the instance in OPs photo, an ambulance was the way to go. Driving like a douche is just endangering other people.

[–]DorkJedi 2 points3 points ago

CALL 911. Don't drive. If it's life threatening, they have a helicopter on call, you don't.

[–]SilverSeven 2 points3 points ago

I agree that it can be better to drive them sometimes, but just think these are important points for people to consider before having to make this decision:

Sure an ambulance might take 10 minutes to get to you, 5 to load the patient, and 10 to get to the hospital, and you can get to the hospital in 15 yourself...but remember, when the ambulance arrives, professional care begins. That 5 minute difference could mean a lot.

The EMTs will also triage the patient. By the time they get to the hospital, the hospital is prepared. They know EXACTLY what to expect. When you pull up in your car you are catching them with their pants down.

Does the person potentially have a spinal injury? Do you have a backboard and neck brace in your trunk?

Are you endangering yourself, the person, and others by driving recklessly?

Here, if you call an ambulance, theres a decent chance the FD will show first as they are usually closer, and many are trained paramedics, so they usually arent more than a few minutes away.

[–]MagicDr 97 points98 points ago

Yeah, because those services are free

[–]clown_pants 33 points34 points ago

You can't get huge hospital bills if you're dead

[–]NotLaurensThrowaway 2 points3 points ago

No, but your family sure as hell can.

[–]mik3 49 points50 points ago

It's sad that in a first world country you have to worry about the price tag before thinking about your health.

[–]jntwn 180 points181 points ago

Hi, I'm from Canada.

[–]cajungator3 16 points17 points ago

Then you need to speak to Europe because this isn't an American driver. Look at the plates.

[–]WillyTheDisk 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but the assumption that the douche in the silver sedan was rushing to the hospital was, well, just that, an assumption. He was likely just driving like a prick.

[–]deeferg 73 points74 points ago

Hi, I'm also in Canada. 60 bucks for an ambulance

[–]densetsu23 40 points41 points ago

Hi, also from Canada.

$2500 to fix a light rear end collision. Don't want to know what this accident cost that driver. Ambulance fees are peanuts.

[–]Archey6 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, healthcare won't pay for your broken vehicle.

[–]EchoedSilence 0 points1 point ago

Better to pay for a broken vehicle than a broken body. Ambulances are 500+, not including fluids and such you might need, down here in 'Murica.

[–]Jake_HT 23 points24 points ago

130 last time I needed it in NB. Benefits covered it but still. Too many people calling for free rides to the hospital when they didn't need the ambulance

[–]Hrodrik 7 points8 points ago

I think it's thousands in the US.

[–]Inspektor_Spacetime 12 points13 points ago

It was $500 when I needed it to travel 6 blocks. :/

[–]Oradi 0 points1 point ago

Think it was 1700 for my dad to get driven 2 or 3 miles?

[–]bananapeel 4 points5 points ago

$1800 for me.

[–]Hrodrik 14 points15 points ago

Might as well make you pay for the whole ambulance.

Ridiculous...

[–]DemetriMartin 8 points9 points ago

Hey man, you don't know how rough it is for hospitals. They have to overprice stuff so insurance companies pay them a fair amount! If you're not an insurance company though, go fuck yourself.

[–]WenchSlayer 1 point2 points ago

$1,200 like 7 years ago, and it's probably more now

[–]mkvgtired 0 points1 point ago

It was about $350 for me (~4 miles). My insurance had a $50 deductible for any ambulance ride.

[–]SilverSeven -1 points0 points ago

Only if they deem the call unnecessary. If you NEED an ambulance, its covered.

[–]Matthiass 7 points8 points ago

In which provinces are ambulance free?

[–]Linkzor24 3 points4 points ago

Hi, I'm from the UK.

[–]Jezlink 4 points5 points ago

G'day from Australia.

[–]DudeWithTheNose[!] 3 points4 points ago

no you're not. we still pay for ambulances you stupid fucker.

Edit: apparently im wrong. sorry for being overly-aggressive

[–]jntwn 1 point2 points ago

Depending on where you live in the country you mean.

[–]DudeWithTheNose[!] 4 points5 points ago

my bad. should have done my research first.

[–]eramos 0 points1 point ago

Are you here to start the circlejerk?

[–]cajungator3 2 points3 points ago

It might be. Those plates are European.

[–]Lord_Purple_ 2 points3 points ago

Woah woah woah, you have to fucking pay for an ambulance to take you to hospital?!

I'm not trying to sound high and mighty and British, but in the 1st world, that is fucking insane to me.

[–]MagicDr 0 points1 point ago

It's insane to me too. EMT's get shit pay and the service costs an arm and a leg. These kinds of service should not be for profit

[–]Zalbu 2 points3 points ago

Fun fact, not everybody lives in America.

[–]In_a_british_voice 4 points5 points ago

In large parts of the world, yes they are.

[–]noreallyimthepope 1 point2 points ago

Hi, I'm from Denmark.

[–]ultrafez 3 points4 points ago

It is in the UK.

[–]Frankeh 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, because those services are free

Haha, can of worms being opened. Never paid for an ambulance in the UK.

[–]gabriot 4 points5 points ago

Have you ever had to wait for an ambulance? I'm guessing not, because it takes FOR FUCKING EVER, you have a far better shot if you know you can get to a hospital fast to just rush there. I'm thankful my dad had the sense to realize this when I was a kid and got shot in the leg, if he had waited for an ambulance no doubt I probably would have just bled out and died. Not that my life ever turned out to be anything worth living... but still at least he gave me a chance.

[–]adamernst 0 points1 point ago

well that got depressing

[–]DorkJedi 0 points1 point ago

CALL 911. Don't drive. If it's life threatening, they have a helicopter on call, you don't.

A tourniquet and patience would do you far more good than a 20 car pileup.

[–]applejones 3 points4 points ago

My family long ago realized that if we ever have a medical emergency, it's going to be up to us to get the person to the hospital. Can't use a helicopter, too many trees, and the EMS is a joke. Cops are out, too, we've already needed them twice and it took them hours to show. Obviously, we'll be as careful as we can, but.. what can you do?

[–]yugosaki 3 points4 points ago

Assuming cell phone service works the entire way between you and the nearest hospital, in a real emergency I would contact EMS and start driving, have them meet you en route.

Seriously, you might be able to get to the hospital fairly quickly, but the EMTs on an ambulance can begin treatment immediately.

[–]scuz888 -1 points0 points ago

But when someone you love is in danger and you're driving I imagine its really hard to just call an ambulance (which you should do no matter what) and just drive calmly to the hospital or where ever you need to go. I can't call this justice porn unless I know the full story. Sorry gang

[–]MrTacoMan 0 points1 point ago

Almost always faster to drive yourself than wait for an ambulance actually.

Source paramedic for 3 years.

[–]TheseAreShapes 10 points11 points ago

For some reason I always imagine it is someone whose wife is going into labour.

EDIT: not saying driving erratically is an okay solution to a wife giving birth. Just saying I always picture the speedy rude driver in that situation. I'm not sure why I do either.

[–]AssignUntoMe 8 points9 points ago

Average first-time births take 12 hours.

[–]infinity777 0 points1 point ago

My wife told me she was having contractions and 45 minutes later I was a father.

[–]jenacious 2 points3 points ago

It's the assholes like me with 66 hour labors that throws the average off. I wasn't happy about that, either.

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[–]Daemon_of_Mail 0 points1 point ago

Gotta drive the labouring wife to the hospital? Forget drugs and alcohol, this driver would be to blame for any miscarriages.

[–]stankbucket 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I always imagine that it's some asshole who thinks his life is more important than yours. Statistically I am right way more often than you are.

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[–]littlebopeeps 0 points1 point ago

I thought that a driver usually used the emergency lights on his car for such situations?

[–]Cramer19 2 points3 points ago

I work in an ER. I see a whole bunch of idiots use the ambulance service for little things. But if it's truly an emergency that requires rushing to a hospital, then yes, call the damn ambulance, we're always thrilled when "real" emergencies come in. Don't be afraid to use it, there are tons of people who abuse it now anyhow. The ambulance fee is only a small fraction of the hospital costs. If one is capable of getting into a car, in MOST cases, it isn't enough of an emergency to be speeding anyhow.

However, the cases that bother me the most are the ones who bring their family in through the front door with an emergency they should've called 911 for. These patients go much longer without proper care, and are less likely to have a good outcome. EMS doesn't just transport people to the hospital very fast...they also provide care at the scene, and care on the way to the hospital, that most definitely cannot be given in a personal vehicle. Like the patient with a blood sugar of 20, which we had a hell of a time getting out of the car in the first place, let alone getting him back to be treated. Or the patient who thought they broke their hip, and for some reason thought it was smart to lay down in the back of a car while their family drove them. Or the patient who fractured their femur in a motorcycle accident...a blatantly obvious fracture....and didn't have it splinted or anything, and was moving it around to show off....this patient didn't know of the deadly things called "fat embolisms" that could come from a fractured bone (and usually the femur).

Thankfully, those particular situations I listed in the end turned out well, I don't feel like recalling the situations where things went sour. However, had they had EMS bring them in, their care would've been a lot less difficult for them, and they probably would've recovered sooner. They would've gotten their pain meds sooner, too, especially in the case of that femur fracture.

Don't risk the patient's life AND the lives of others on the road, just because they need to get to the hospital fast. Just call 911, listen to the damn operator on the phone to give you instructions if need be, and then let EMS take it from there when they arrive. If that idiot driver was carrying a patient having a REAL emergency, then that patient probably died because now EMS has to navigate through that traffic, and then work to retrieve them from that car without breaking spinal immobilization because now the patient needs to be treated for being in an accident as well....and that's assuming that the driver didn't get hurt. Luckily they didn't hit anybody else.

TL;DR: If it's a real emergency, if you're not sure if it's a real emergency, or if you think you'll need to be speeding to get to the hospital....JUST SUCK IT UP AND CALL 911. It's a small fraction of the hospital bill, and they won't even care about your capability to pay until after the patient's been treated...not to mention it increases their chances of living greatly.

[–]frofrodajimmyboy 0 points1 point ago

"GASP! My loved one is hurt and their life is in danger! Better load them up in the car and drive like a dipshit to put them in even more danger!"

[–]Thickensick 39 points40 points ago

Maybe he just had a flat and didn't have a jack.

[–]Shakehandsman 9 points10 points ago

He was speeding along pretty fast for a guy with a flat.

[–]Thickensick 36 points37 points ago

Oil change?

[–]thor214 7 points8 points ago

Goes real quick if you have a hole in the oil pan. Filling it up again is a different issue.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 0 points1 point ago

Cell phone, or Call Box?

[–]fman5k 22 points23 points ago

That's what you get for Russian

[–]mumpen 4 points5 points ago

Here the video in original speed.

[–]jordanrhys 3 points4 points ago

i like how he puts on his flashers after

[–]Ecktorp 3 points4 points ago

If I were the guy passing by, I would've rolled the window down and said:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[–]coffeetablesex 9 points10 points ago

old repost + .gif = karma

[–]scozzy 12 points13 points ago

I've learned not to get pissed off at cars driving on the shoulder. I almost blocked somebody while stuck in traffic (if I had seen him 5 seconds earlier, I would've blocked him no doubt). Turns out the reason for the traffic was that his relative had been in a horrible motorcycle accident and died before the ambulance arrived.

I would've felt horrible if I had blocked him.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

how did you find that out?

[–]scozzy 2 points3 points ago

When I finally got through the traffic, the car that was driving on the shoulder was stopped on the side and the guy had hopped out and was cradled over the guy on the ground. So you could say I'm assuming it's a relative, but at the least it was definitely somebody important to him.

[–]DorkJedi 10 points11 points ago

Why? the relative is already dead. What's the point of rushing to visit them now?

[–]jun2san 24 points25 points ago

Because emotions.

[–]Smellmyhand 10 points11 points ago

I don't know. If I had just heard of someone close to me die in a traffic accident, I might be extra careful in traffic while going to see them.

[–]Abedeus 4 points5 points ago

I can already see it. A cycle of horrible accidents, one after another, because the person who was rushing over to the scene of accident got into an accident him/herself. And repeat that many, many times.

[–]manys 4 points5 points ago

Wanted to get there before the government sent them to Singapore.

[–]kage_25 2 points3 points ago

how the fuck would they know this

[–]LongWayToTheTop 9 points10 points ago

I'm sure if a relative suddenly dies a horrible death you're in a state of complete logical balance.

[–]Samonuh 4 points5 points ago

Sure feels great being a bystander with hindsight, doesn't it?

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 4 points5 points ago

It's all emotional draw. You want to be there because you're most likely in shock and denial. You also may have the responsibility of communicating with first responders and desire to be informed so you can, in turn, inform the rest of your family. It's complicated and morbid shit.

[–]weedisthewaytobe 4 points5 points ago

Anyone who drives faster than you is crazy and anyone slower is always stupid.

[–]jortgonfreit 2 points3 points ago

You must always go 10 under the limit then.

[–]ThePoliteCanadian 5 points6 points ago

This is from a video called Driving in Russia.

[–]drewsus 14 points15 points ago

Im pretty sure it was a video before that

[–]antaryon 7 points8 points ago

I thought all dash cam videos are called "Driving in Russia".

[–]BlueNWhite1 2 points3 points ago

It looped so perfectly, that I thought he tried it again...

[–]cyburai 2 points3 points ago

So for all of those saying "The drive might be on the way to an emergency! Cut them some slack!" No. Why does my life and the lives of my fellow drivers count less than this persons? They need to use their brains and figure out a better way.

I'm going to go with jackass that felt they were entitled to be in front of everyone else.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

oh look, it's this again.

[–]thor214 2 points3 points ago

I love how this almost loops perfectly.

[–]test0 -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this about 154 times.

[–]drewsus 12 points13 points ago

And have you said a similar comment 153 times?

[–]test0 -1 points0 points ago

Perhaps.

[–]Moegain 8 points9 points ago

It has to be the most reposted image on this subreddit.

[–]IAmLamby 10 points11 points ago

I've never seen it actually

[–]f40ph125 3 points4 points ago

Same

[–]hafetysazard 0 points1 point ago

Stop looking at the damned gif already.

[–]Fawlty_Towers 1 point2 points ago

Very satisfying, I hope everyone gave him/her the ol' one finger salute on the way by while they called the tow truck.

[–]FerretAres 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused. What exactly happened?

[–]greymud 1 point2 points ago

How could you not stop and laugh after seeing him do this?

[–]attackkitten 0 points1 point ago

The entire time I was screaming in my head "Eat it, eat it, EAT IT EATITEATIT!!!!! Awww nice!"

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 1 point2 points ago

I saw a car try and pull out onto the shoulder after being stuck in a jam for nearly an hour. The second he turned out into the shoulder, BOOM nailed by a tow truck going about 40. Sprayed glass and car parts into the right lane damaging a few other cars, and causing the traffic delay to last another hour and a half.

[–]czgheib -1 points0 points ago

Could have been better, could have been worst.

[–]itsdraven 1 point2 points ago

The guy can't wait in line like everybody else?

[–]NorthernWV 0 points1 point ago

Dont even try watching this on mobile unless you have 2 weeks to spare

[–]iamanurse327 0 points1 point ago

The best. Every asshole driver I've encountered deserves this!

[–]acetylcysteine 0 points1 point ago

ah this feels so good

[–]girlinthecity 0 points1 point ago

He must feel like such an asshole right now.

[–]maxcaliburx 0 points1 point ago

..his car nuts kicked by the road

[–]Im_100percent_human 0 points1 point ago

There are no lines to the left of the black car.... I think the black car is passing in the shoulder and the silver car is trying to pass to the right of the shoulder.

[–]Sabogalcc 0 points1 point ago

And then he has the balls to put on his emergency lights..

[–]goalstopper28 0 points1 point ago

How did you get this gif?

[–]NISCBTFM 0 points1 point ago

I hate that guy. Upvotes for making my day and believing that this happens to all douchebags that use this maneuver.

[–]vgarrett 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite post on "JusticePorn"

[–]meatywood 0 points1 point ago

Then point and laugh!

[–]ShamanChemistry 0 points1 point ago

This driver is clearly just trying to get some wicked air off a sweet ramp.

[–]glowdirt 0 points1 point ago

This guy is lucky to live somewhere where they bury the end of the barrier into the ground.

Around here, the metal barrier is not buried so it goes straight through your windshield if you happen to run straight into it like he did.

[–]Henry_Crinkle 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, guardrail hits you!

[–]BJUmholtz 0 points1 point ago

This person should lose their license permanently.

[–]Coryperkin15 0 points1 point ago

Nice grind. If this was Tony Hawk pro skater he could get millions... millions.

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point ago

I think the top three comments are all wrong, the black car sped up simply to close the gap so the silver car couldn't cut in front of him hence why his brakes slam, fucking outstanding though.

[–]sas5814 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see one of these I hear Nelson's "HA-HA!"

[–]wattafuh 1 point2 points ago

Anyone able to find the video this is from?

[–]CSU81791 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this on here so many times, but I don't think I'll ever get sick of it.

[–]spookydust 1 point2 points ago

If anyone is interested that video is around the 7:10 mark in this compilation:

http://youtu.be/w0Iyrq6uLHE

[–]lsaz 1 point2 points ago

oh god, this feels better than porn

[–]b0xlunch 0 points1 point ago

This isn't Initial D.

You can't beat people by driving on the shoulder/curb.

[–]total_sound 0 points1 point ago

[–]bwarman 0 points1 point ago

So fucking satisfying! We've all been passed by that asshole once or twice and haven't felt the pleasure of seeing them wreck. I'm living vicariously through the other drivers in this video.

[–]Ericgzg -1 points0 points ago

Plot Twist: The man was in a hurry because he was trying to get to the hospital after his wife went into in labor. After becoming stuck on the railing the baby had to be delivered in the car. The baby became stuck, died, and the mother bled out before help could arrive. :(

[–]olivortex 0 points1 point ago

I hope he wasn't taking his pregnant wife to the hospital.

[–]rawbertson 0 points1 point ago

almost landed the 5050

[–]MMZephyr 0 points1 point ago

This has been on this subreddit before, but it is pretty awesome so I don't mind.