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I didn't realize home-births were considered a family bonding experience. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by thehonz

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[–]dennycee 7 points8 points ago

Get in while the placenta is still warm, kids!

[–]RottingBlueArmadillo 4 points5 points ago

Good god, the water...

[–]jpman1991 2 points3 points ago

looks like iced tea.

god im sorry now i can never look at iced tea the same again.

[–]Madsmobley1 2 points3 points ago

Throw in a potato, some carrots, and you've got yourself a stew.

Tho I am very nauseated I tried to put it off with humor.

[–]galskab 1 point2 points ago

blood, shit and piss

[–]Trapped_in_Robot 6 points7 points ago

If you want to have a water birth, fine with me (wouldn't do it myself but, hey) but WHY ARE YOUR KIDS SITTING IN YOUR AFTERBIRTH STEW!?

~ baconmeupscotty

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[–]STnoD 1 point2 points ago

Damn hippies

[–]EmpressK 1 point2 points ago

This really puts into perspective all the fucked up things I thought my parent's put me through. Thanks thehonz!

[–]ungraceful 2 points3 points ago

Wrong in every sense

[–]Ringopornostar 1 point2 points ago

Thats..fuckin..disgusting...

[–]kindakrazy 3 points4 points ago

Repost

[–]GzuzKryste 2 points3 points ago

NONE OF MY GUSTA!! NONE OF IT AT ALL!!!!

[–]Teotwawki69 3 points4 points ago

I wonder whether they found someone to fuck her in the ass while she gave birth...

[–]HOTSTEAMYSHOWERSEX 0 points1 point ago

Hey kids! Come bathe in the baby soup!

[–]warenb 0 points1 point ago

We need an AMA from somebody who witnessed something like this when they were a kid.

[–]bael2188 0 points1 point ago

The kid on the left's face is priceless. Like "what the fuck am I doing here?"

[–]yell0wbelly 0 points1 point ago

The kid on the left has the exact same expression I do right now... slightly nauseated but pleased at the wtf.

[–]trustory215 0 points1 point ago

Mom! Billy won't share the placenta! No fair Alex got the umbilical cord! Billy, it's your brothers turn with the placenta. Man! Worst birth ever!

[–]Riov 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]clayton94 0 points1 point ago

I bet swimming in afterbirth is really relaxing, one you get past the gagging, you should be fine.

[–]Masterchief147 -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god! Just dafuq!

[–]frugal_masturbater 0 points1 point ago

Kids, this is what Omaha Beach was like!

[–]redbrogii 0 points1 point ago

The perfect soup!

[–]DarlingNikkii 1 point2 points ago

So fucking ignorant.

[–]adj1 0 points1 point ago

Damn Ron Burgundy! You is messed up!

[–]Ag12345678 0 points1 point ago

It's a boy!

[–]thedeftone2 1 point2 points ago

You would've if you read /r/wtf two weeks ago and daily since then

[–]Cantfreakingsleep -1 points0 points ago

I'm thinking the kids were already in there for the birth. Some people make home birth a family thing.

[–]kitschaus 0 points1 point ago

Jesus let's repost this maybe one more time just for good luck

[–]berniss -1 points0 points ago

Those kids are gonna be so messed up. Something tells me this is the tip of the berg with these parents!