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[–]drunk_kronk 102 points103 points ago

I can just imagine a western shop using random Japanese symbols in their advertising only to find out later that they've been using swear words

[–]redrubberpenguin 31 points32 points ago

I actually heard somewhere that the Japanese have no concept of profanity, so there is no such thing as a Japanese "swear word". I could be wrong though.

[–]honmamichin 32 points33 points ago

I think maybe what is meant by this is that the words Japanese people tend to use to "swear" when they are angry/frustrated aren't literally profane (i.e. expressing irreverence or contempt for God or sacred things). They still have language taboos and words that are considered rude to use in certain contexts.

[–]rick2882 32 points33 points ago

Hey hey let's go kenka suru!

Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

[–]Verbose_Slayer 15 points16 points ago

Hey hey ret's go けんかする!

たいせつなもの Plotect my barls!

FTFY

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[–]cheesyburtango1 2 points3 points ago

woosh

[–]jetsdoit_jetsgo 2 points3 points ago

What was this from? I forgot.

[–]jetsdoit_jetsgo 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man. I appreciate the link too.

[–]wtfreddithatesme 3 points4 points ago

south park. episode was 'good times with weapons'.

[–]jetsdoit_jetsgo 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, I didn't feel like typing all that in google to find out.

[–]wtfreddithatesme 1 point2 points ago

anytime.

[–]jetsdoit_jetsgo 1 point2 points ago

...anytime?

[–]kevka 0 points1 point ago

netym

[–]wtfreddithatesme 0 points1 point ago

ehh on occasion.

[–]democritus2 0 points1 point ago

Let's. Fighting. Love.

[–]Paracletus_de_Salute 2 points3 points ago

South park. I am, however, not sure if the Simpsons already did it.

[–]jetsdoit_jetsgo 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I appreciate it.

[–]Midn1ghtwhisp3r 0 points1 point ago

If it's to do with fuckin' the japanese have always already done it.

[–]DreadPirateWeasley 0 points1 point ago

rude, but not profane? That's actually pretty cool.

[–]honmamichin 6 points7 points ago

Well, "profane" in English can also mean "common" or "vulgar" (5th definition in my dictionary), but the original comment only makes sense if you assume that they mean profane in its first sense, which is "against god/sacred things" or "pagan/heathen." There's plenty of vulgar language in Japanese.

And when you think about it, there are plenty of words in English that are "swear words" but aren't actually profane in that sense. Take "shit," for example, which has nothing to do with God or sacred things--it's just icky. And Japanese has a literal equivalent: 糞 kuso, which is used as a curse word.

Edit: clarity

[–]DreadPirateWeasley 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I guess I don't know the difference between profane and vulgar. I guess I was thinking of vulgar. Now I know. Thanks.

[–]asylumsyringes 4 points5 points ago

No, you're 100% correct. More or less the only equivalent to swearing in Japanese is impolite, informal language.

[–]Verbose_Slayer 2 points3 points ago

fuck, now how do I be offensive in japan?

[–]ObamaisYoGabbaGabba -1 points0 points ago

Kisama

[–]situationalawareness 7 points8 points ago

Kisama is a very rude way to address somebody. However, in Japanese, people get offended because it's very impolite.

However, when we translate it, because English doesn't really have honorifics attached to anything when we address someone, we just translate it into something tangible in our own language, like "You fucker."

[–]Assaultman67 2 points3 points ago

isn't calliing someone "You Fucker" impolite?

[–]ArisaMiyoshi 9 points10 points ago

A more accurate translation would be constantly referring to someone as 'you', which is rather impolite.

[–]Assaultman67 7 points8 points ago

however its all about reaction.

If you call someone "You!" in japanese and they react the same way as telling an english speaking person "Fuck You" then its just as effective. Right?

[–]KiwiRiderDave 2 points3 points ago

"hey you!" "what?" "fuck you, you fucker!"

[–]downvotesmakemehard -1 points0 points ago

IT'S

[–]situationalawareness 1 point2 points ago

No. That is our interpretation of what the word means. It doesn't necessarily mean that is what the Japanese are saying to each other.

[–]Assaultman67 1 point2 points ago

but it is a matter of how we interpret it right?

If some other country says "cat" and thinks of a dog Then their word "cat" means "dog".

Curse words are meant to invoke a reaction. The interpretation of "kisama" into "You!" or "Fuck you!" would be entirely based on the level of the reaction you get out of the population when saying it.

[–]situationalawareness 1 point2 points ago

But it's not necessarily a curse word, though it is to us through the English translation. Kisama, as stated in a comment further up, pretty much means "you there, in front of me." However, because it's very impolite, because the connotation is as if the speaker is looking down on the person he is talking to, as if speaking to something or someone not worth his time. "You, get me this cup of coffee," as opposed to "Sir, get me this cup of coffee." Knowing that the speaker is looking down on you severely is what provokes the reaction, like how you feel when you feel someone is being patronizing or condescending. However, it may not necessarily be a "fuck" that riles you up, but simply the way someone says something, and because Japanese has honorifics, they have a more distinct way of saying it, where in Western languages we're more used to more direct cursing or sarcasm.

[–]99639 0 points1 point ago

No, your example doesn't work because you assume direct translation is possible. Dog and cat always have direct translations because it is a simple word referencing a specific creature present in both cultures. However you are not able to convey any of the associated baggage the words carry to native speakers. For example- calling someone a dog in English means something very different than calling them a dog in Arabic, all because of the associated cultural significance. As a translator then you have a dilemma- directly translate the word "dog" or try to convey the spirit of the comment. In the case of an Arab calling someone a dog, that might better translated as "fucker", "piece of shit", or "bitch". Other arabic insults include things like "shoe", which is considered filthy and impure. Obviously when translating this becomes difficult to be both accurate and literal.

[–]Assaultman67 0 points1 point ago

but wouldn't "fuck you" or "you bastard" be more of a 'in spirit' translation? Although, the literal translation isn't really that far off either because of the broad range "fuck" can actually span.

The literal meaning of "fuck" in English is used so broadly it doesn't even necessarily mean "sex".

So basically fuck, fucking, etc. is just a meaningless word meant to provoke people.

[–]99639 0 points1 point ago

Yeah my point was just that direct translation is often impossible.

[–]anvsdt 0 points1 point ago

Kisama is how a president would refer to a citizen, because of his higher status. It's polite, but somewhat archaic. It's impolite when you use it with someone that's your equal/your boss because it implies that he's lower than you.

Then there's kusoyarou which literally means "shit bastard".

[–]Baschi 0 points1 point ago

This is historically a highly formal pronoun, but has evolved to be used universally in an ironic way to convey a very hostile and agressive usage of, for lack of comparable English words, you.

[–]waya121 0 points1 point ago

Konoyaro/Bakayaro sale 50% off

[–]Schmich 1 point2 points ago

Or "Connection error".

[–]drunk_kronk 2 points3 points ago

Hah! I saw a sign once with a translation that read: 'translator not available till Teusday'

[–]Smugjester -1 points0 points ago

I read an article of a man in India naming his own clothing store Hitler and the symbol is a red swastika. He had no clue who Hitler was before hand and chose the name because that's what his dad's friends called him because his father played Hitler in a play.

[–]I_KNOW_THE_SECRET 1 point2 points ago

Similarly, a lot of Chinese character tattoos don't make sense.

[–]SpikeRosered 0 points1 point ago

This product comes in two sizes, big and small, and both are useful! We should use the characters for big useful and little useful to sell them! It will look totally modern!

Another redditor can translate this joke if they wish...

[–]norcalkitty 28 points29 points ago

When I was in Korea I ran across a store called Things to Make You Fucking Beautiful.

[–]mizike 17 points18 points ago

One of the weirdest things I remember from my time living in Korea was doing my grocery shopping at a regular grocery store (I think it was a Top Mart but I can't really remember) with this song blaring over the store's speaker system. No one else seemed at all surprised that a song like that would be playing at a grocery store.

[–]norcalkitty 2 points3 points ago

That is HILARIOUS! Korea is funny because you see children running around in T-shirts that are totally inappropriate too. I saw a little girl wearing a shirt that said, "I hate life" and my brother had a little girl in his class wearing a shirt that said "fuck every little thing". He had the job of breaking to her parents what she was wearing.

[–]R66-Y 0 points1 point ago

This kind of thing happens all the time in Japan too. I'm amazed by the songs that play in malls and grocery stores sometimes. No one else is even phased by it it seems.

[–]Shamson 1 point2 points ago

I can't believe a song like that would be playing anywhere, as it's terrible.

[–]Verbose_Slayer 2 points3 points ago

bitch, I'm fucking fabulous.

[–]Sirspen 0 points1 point ago

When I was in China, there was a store called Mei Dick.

[–]bastian1343 5 points6 points ago

I would not have been able to make that sign without adding an r to that "You".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I would love to shop at that store.

[–]iforgotmypen 38 points39 points ago

I'm really glad you censored the album title, otherwise someone might have gotten offended

[–]Keeperofthesecrets 36 points37 points ago

20% is more of a quick grope and less of a fuck.

[–]theothersteve7 4 points5 points ago

Maybe they're working for tips.

[–]Keeperofthesecrets -1 points0 points ago

It's Japan, they don't accept tips. Although, one of the signs lists a nearly $140 price tag, so 20% might not be too bad.

[–]MusicalChairs 0 points1 point ago

It's a penis joke.

[–]Keeperofthesecrets 0 points1 point ago

I know.

[–]3M_TA3 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, you can't do much with 20%. I'd say you need more like 60%.

[–]UnAVA 0 points1 point ago

too much steam

[–]wabbajackoff 0 points1 point ago

It's more of an entry level sale.

[–]jijbentpasraar 29 points30 points ago

CUNTS GET 50% OFF

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 2 points3 points ago

And fuckin' cunts get 100% off.

[–]Trapped_in_Robot 78 points79 points ago

Personally, I love it. This is part of what every retailer in any English speaking country would love to put in their advertisements. Although, if the marketing crews in the English speaking world were allowed free reign, I think it would be closer to "Fuckin' Sale... Buy More Now, You Fuckin' Idiots.

I really think that's how they view the general public.

~ sammich_no_crusts


This image has been submitted once before. Above is the previous top comment.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 16 points17 points ago

I don't get why we upvote comments from the past. This is our time to shine. We should upvote the fresh new insights of the people we share our present with, not the comments of somebody who probably ODed a few Christmases ago.

[–]mightierthanthesword 20 points21 points ago

The joke is that Trapped_in_Reddit reposted top comments on reposts like this for a little while.

Also, stop complaining about upvotes, you're supposed to be complaining about downvotes.

[–]McBurger 5 points6 points ago

It's a rather polite way of screaming "REPOST"

[–]25i-nBOMEr 1 point2 points ago

What if this comment got top comment, and then in the future somebody reposted the picture again, what would happen?

[–]CEFHCL -2 points-1 points ago

sammich_no_crusts

[–]RandomExcess 17 points18 points ago

repost from January 2012

[–]CrunchyNerd 1 point2 points ago

Maybe even December 2011, as the sale was 1-Jan to 9-Jan 2012....

[–]Undeadsjoker579 1 point2 points ago

Then I read the mannequin faces as "fuck off" and had to take a double look

[–]Cynass 1 point2 points ago

I guess "fuck" is a word so used and abused today, it lost some of its "weightiness" overseas.

[–]ezxhaton 4 points5 points ago

Just the fuckin' way she goes, man.

[–]Benassi 3 points4 points ago

I fucking love Japan.

[–]aza9999 4 points5 points ago

"How much is that fuckin lamp?"

"It's on fuckin sale for 10 dollars"

"Fuckin sold!"

[–]Hydrogen_ 3 points4 points ago

These pics are nearly a year old.

[–]Sancer 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for this nearly year old post...

[–]snowlin 1 point2 points ago

They aren't swear words, They're Sentence Enhancers

[–]tha_ape 3 points4 points ago

Almost a year old, but still funny.

[–]webauteur 2 points3 points ago

The Metropolitan Museum of Art did something similar: http://i.imgur.com/U3KVR.jpg

[–]Funspoyler 1 point2 points ago

Something was seriously lost in that translation.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 13 points14 points ago

Won*

[–]gangnam_style 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the mannequin's faces are fucking 20% off too.

[–]Kintali 1 point2 points ago

Why do you need 2 pictures of the same thing?

[–]DrKenshin 7 points8 points ago

Cause the original post last year had both in it so... if you were to pretend it's your original content, better to have 2 than 1. :)

[–]om1ss10nsixsix 0 points1 point ago

BUY ALL THE FUCKS!!!

[–]VanquishingAle -1 points0 points ago

Another day, another nickel!!!

[–]jaxer118 0 points1 point ago

That's better than that guy who had to take the Fucker home!

[–]DogRiverDave 0 points1 point ago

What an aggressive sales tactic.

[–]JapMaster 0 points1 point ago

I'll see you there

[–]originalorphan 0 points1 point ago

Hah! I saw signs like this last year near christmas in Tokyo and wondered why they were advertising like that.

[–]pigmonkeyandsuzi 1 point2 points ago

this is in Osaka, right?

[–]lmtz1962 1 point2 points ago

Ozzy Osborne is their marketing director...

[–]mrgrm00 0 points1 point ago

10/10 I would fuckin' shop here for there fuckin' sale!

[–]Precocious_Kid 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' right!

[–]Pillagerguy 0 points1 point ago

If you're sellin' I'm buyin'.

[–]grinch337 1 point2 points ago

Another fuckin' day of reposts on r/funny

[–]FatAldean 0 points1 point ago

I wanna fuckin' buy something from the fuckin' store. They're having a fuckin' sale.

[–]kionay 0 points1 point ago

this should be posted on fuckinghomepage.com

[–]Glenners -1 points0 points ago

Ohhh you fucka mee you fucka me soo good! You smart businesssmaaan!

[–]Gro-Tsen 0 points1 point ago

The funny thing is, not only are most things written in English in the Latin alphabet, but the only two things not written in the Latin alphabet on this picture (or at least, the two I can make out), in white katakana under "20% off" (and above a price in the 12k¥ range), are also in English. The one in the top picture says "ボアライダース", i.e., "boaraidāsu", which apparently stands for "Boa rider's [jacket]"; the one in the bottom seems to be "ビヮクコート" or "biwakukōto", and I'm not sure about the first part, but it's something like "Biwak coat [i.e., jacket]".

[–]MuleNL 0 points1 point ago

Only fcking 20 percent what a rip off.

[–]FatherEarth 0 points1 point ago

It is kind of odd to me that the Japanese, who pride themselves on being so technologically advanced, make simple mistakes like this one.

[–]MikeOnTheHill 1 point2 points ago

Yep.Saw that last year.Thanks for the nostalgia though.

[–]MedievalManagement 0 points1 point ago

20% off fuckin'? Fuck yeah!

[–]iamthebenj 0 points1 point ago

What does FTFY mean?

[–]wtfreddithatesme 1 point2 points ago

Fixed That For You.

[–]johansantana17 0 points1 point ago

I demand an explanation!

[–]downesy 1 point2 points ago

Another fuckin' repost on Reddit...

[–]smartuy 0 points1 point ago

I had a 50% sale and the world just f'in watched. -Shepard from MW2

[–]eric0911 0 points1 point ago

Mothafucka's got deals up in this bitch.

[–]SpeareShake 1 point2 points ago

Well, I think I found out where this guy works.

[–]jb2386 0 points1 point ago

Totally a rip off of FCUK.

[–]beastofshadows 0 points1 point ago

WHERE IS THIS

[–]jaybird13 0 points1 point ago

When I was thirteen or fourteen, I had a dream of opening up a store called "Fucking Cool" that only sold stuff that I thought was fucking cool.

The sections would be labeled: "Fucking cool movies." "Fucking cool toys." "Fucking cool books." Etc, etc.

We would have "Fucking cool sales."

I thought it was a brilliant idea.

I still kind of do.

[–]ReighIB 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this

[–]KoreyGM 0 points1 point ago

Oh good, I was getting low on Fuckin

[–]King420fly 1 point2 points ago

And another fuckin' repost...

[–]Lithos -2 points-1 points ago

are you seriously reposting a post that is just 5 hours old? wow...

[–]OfeyDofey 3 points4 points ago

closer to a year

[–]SLAP0 -2 points-1 points ago

SALE is actually french and it means shit or trash.