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Oh Clarkson you've done it again (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CaptainSquishface 12 points13 points ago

Piers Morgan is a block-headed cunt

Piers Morgan could tell you that punching babies is wrong, and just the condescending way that he said it would make you want to sucker punch every single baby you see.

[–]TheB1ade 5 points6 points ago

I always summed him up as an elitest cunt from counter strike but without the game.

[–]Chanz 36 points37 points ago

Is this really the most creative title you can come up with? What do you mean he's done it again? Said something funny? Said something controversial? He tends to do that all the time.

[–]Reiker0 37 points38 points ago

Oh Chanz you've done it again.

[–]Caracharias 9 points10 points ago

That's why he said again.

[–]Chanz 22 points23 points ago

I know why he said it. /r/TopGear has to win an award for the lamest titles.

"Clarkson being Clarkson" "This is why I love Top Gear" "My favorite moment from..."

Come up with something more interesting.

[–]Anti_Craic 14 points15 points ago

Some say.....

[–]foreveracubone 2 points3 points ago

Probably because this isn't the first time Clarkson has tweeted about Piers in the US and not the first time it's been referenced on this subreddit.

[–]necropaw 14 points15 points ago

Can we just get rid of Piers? Send him back to the UK, and maybe Clarkson will move here! Im sure hammond has a place he could crash at :P

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[–]necropaw 14 points15 points ago

I knew about the white house one. The UK one makes me laugh though.

[–]BlackGhostPanda 20 points21 points ago

Let's send him to France. Piers that is.

[–]necropaw 10 points11 points ago

He'd probably fit in well there, and i wouldnt want him to feel comfy.

Lets send him to Iraq!

[–]BlackGhostPanda 3 points4 points ago

I like it!!

[–]necropaw 3 points4 points ago

woohoo! We can agree on something!

[–]dimmidice 1 point2 points ago

let's send him to Antarctica. without any provisions.

[–]TheB1ade 15 points16 points ago

Get fucked, we would go to war over piers, he's only there because you like the accent and we fucking hate him.

[–]Tw9caboose 18 points19 points ago

Trust me, we hate him too.

[–]TheB1ade 12 points13 points ago

Petition to send him to iraq? People there have guns to settle their issues.

United, hands across the Atlantic to fight dickishness!

Also some Uk troops might want to have a word with him over the reason he got sacked from the mirror.

[–]Tw9caboose 3 points4 points ago

what did he do?

[–]TheB1ade 12 points13 points ago

Outed British soldiers for kidnapping and torturing iraqi's before confirming validity of a single photo.

Then it turns out the photo was photoshopped but not before British troops were targeted and killed in riots.

So yeah, we hate him more than you :)

[–]Tw9caboose 5 points6 points ago

You win... At least when he does something like that here, the angry rioters will kill him not the soldiers.

[–]TheB1ade 2 points3 points ago

If he does something like that in the US I expect a trial.

[–]Tw9caboose 1 point2 points ago

Freedom of press, he can say whatever he wants even if it isn't true.

[–]brewstah 1 point2 points ago

no you can't its called libel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_defamation_law http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_defamation_law

[–]TheB1ade 0 points1 point ago

He can, but there are anti terrorism laws and also anti social laws. Abu hamzaa got collered for it while crying "freedom of speech". He's still in jail.

[–]pikeybastard 0 points1 point ago

You're being quite generous. Wasn't there talk of the MOD egging the police on to charge him because it may have transpired he knew they were fake to begin with?

[–]TheB1ade 0 points1 point ago

Honestly I have no Idea how he didn't get charged with inciting violence. There is clear evidence his actions got people killed.

[–]CrawZ 2 points3 points ago

I read that as "I'm sure Hammond has a plane he could crash..." - statement still reads true.

[–]necropaw 2 points3 points ago

If May takes the long way around Europe again, Hammond might want to crash a plane :P

[–]SkullduggeryUK 1 point2 points ago

Dont send him back to the UK, can we change the wording on that petition, rather than deport how about deplanet

[–]yourenotwitty 15 points16 points ago

That's it. I'm done with /r/TopGear. Post everything Clarkson puts on Facebook/twitter, slap a shitty title on it, and call it content.

I know I won't be missed, but know I won't miss you.

[–]dmuns 5 points6 points ago

Farewell :(

[–]yourenotwitty 2 points3 points ago

Okay, maybe I'll miss you.

[–]Bystronicman08 4 points5 points ago

Tell me about it. Every other post here is one of their tweets or facebook posts. Psst, guys. If we want to see what they post on Twitter or Facebook, we could just follow them on Twitter or Subscribe to them on Facebook. A novel idea, is'int it?

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[–]dimmidice 0 points1 point ago

he was involved in the whole phone hacking scandal. + he's a egotripping twat. + loads more, google his name or check his wiki or something if you really want to know

[–]Shobster 1 point2 points ago

Please stop posting this shit. It's not even Top Gear related.

[–]kingflux -1 points0 points ago

I regret that I have but one downvote to give to each Clarkson tweet screenshot that is posted here.

[–]keith_weaver 1 point2 points ago

Piers Morgan is a giant dick.

[–]esposimi[!] 1 point2 points ago

Apparently since that tweet was posted he now has a Verified Account.

[–]LunarAssultVehicle 0 points1 point ago

Where is this petition to trade Jezzer for that colossal ass Morgan? I would sign it post haste!

[–]p3rdurabo 1 point2 points ago

Why is he lashing out at Pierce ? I didnt get this.

[–]ElRed_ 25 points26 points ago

Because he's a cunt. Piers that is. They have a history, so does Alan Sugar and so does Ian Hislop. Well most people do as well but yeah.

[–]PappyVanFuckYourself 16 points17 points ago

Clarkson punched Piers Morgan in the face a while back. This interview on it is pretty funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2ZsMFY0fg

[–]whydoyouask123 7 points8 points ago

He got into an argument with Pierce concerning when he was an editor in the Daily Mirror.

He punched Pierce 3 time, I believe.

[–]p3rdurabo 1 point2 points ago

Hehehe that clears things up. Try googling "Piers Morgan" and see the top articles, no wonder I wondered ;)

[–]Jonesy92 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered what happened afterward. Usually I think, before hitting someone I dislike, that I don't want to spend the next few weeks in a police station.

[–]NightRaider93 0 points1 point ago

Pierce tweeted about Clarkson being in Miami and made a remark about it.

[–]Learfz 0 points1 point ago

'Cause piers is a dickwad cunt bunghole jizz-recepticle shitwipe bitchtit.

He's actually a lot like clarkson in that he espouses that every opinion except his own is wrong. Except he seems to actually believe that, and is condescending and closed-minded on top of it. As far as talk show hosts go, he has all the worst qualities.

[–]NerdieHarlot 0 points1 point ago

Aw, im in Miami as well. Oh well, probably would have never spotted him with all the Maseratis, R8s, Bentleys, Ferarris around.

[–]Design_with_Whiskey 0 points1 point ago

FYI: that's not Miami. That's South Beach. Generalizing like that is like saying "I'm in New York," and only staying around Time Square.

[–]NerdieHarlot 0 points1 point ago

Who says they are in Santa Ana to someone when the general area is LA? I would have not known what south beach is, but I definitely know what Miami is.

[–]Pregnant_Bill_Cosby 0 points1 point ago

I don't watch the news on TV. Why does everyone hate Morgan so much? Because he is pro-guns?

[–]Squirrellicious 1 point2 points ago

He is anti-guns, which is why the Americans hate him.

The British hate him because he is a cunt.

[–]LuckyASN 1 point2 points ago

Those of us who don't care about his politics thinks he's a cunt too.

[–]Pregnant_Bill_Cosby 0 points1 point ago

Oh I see. Thanks for the answer.

[–]eXX0n 0 points1 point ago

Ive had enough. Im unsubscribing