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Turk's Son (imgur.com)

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[–]abdullah473 189 points190 points ago

It's funnier if you see him singing and dancing to it

[–]Mmm_Creepers 149 points150 points ago

Yes, it is

[–]Haggadaggada 29 points30 points ago

this came in mind

[–]dasinternet 6 points7 points ago

This is really the only appropriate response.

[–]ilikefacts 7 points8 points ago

AHHH This leaves out the final great line!

Carla: So then I said, "What if our son wants to take dance class instead of play football with his friends?" and Turk ran off singing "Safety Dance."

Elliot: Carla, didn't you learn your lesson that time you told him the commissar was in town?

[–]searingsky 17 points18 points ago

In fact, this makes absolutely no sense as a vertical

[–]merloc 60 points61 points ago

Yes it does. It only doesn't make sense if you don't know the song. So really what you mean is, it doesn't make sense to you.

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

The commissars in town Oh oh

[–]WaltMitty 41 points42 points ago

*Turkleton

[–]foxy90gt 10 points11 points ago

I miss this show!

[–]TomcatZ06 4 points5 points ago

Netflix! I just finished all 8 seasons in a month.

[–]foxy90gt 1 point2 points ago

Oh trust me i watched them all ;-) I'm the worst at watching like 4 seasons in a week if I find a show I like on there

[–]Medicwine 46 points47 points ago

S s s s s

[–]tomango 43 points44 points ago

A a a a a

[–]acella 39 points40 points ago

F f f f f

[–]Hempology 39 points40 points ago

E e e e e

[–]HaidiMontag 37 points38 points ago

T t t t t

[–]TheAwesomeGuy21 42 points43 points ago

Y y y y y

[–]scorpmatt 17 points18 points ago

safe safe safe safe safe

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 16 points17 points ago

boop boop beep beep boop boop ba beep beep

[–]mrsambo99 11 points12 points ago

Sighh

[–]Its_A_Shark 2 points3 points ago

Dance dance dance dance dance

[–]GandalfTheFunky -1 points0 points ago

Ch Ch Ch Ch...

[–]Sprintzer 62 points63 points ago

Every time I see this posted again and again, it gets worse.

[–]fawker 23 points24 points ago

the resolution is fading away

[–]Riotmaster0 12 points13 points ago

the picture quality is inversely related to numbers of reposts

[–]EndJustifiesTheMean 9 points10 points ago

I have too much time

[–]RadicaLarry 0 points1 point ago

It's back

[–]UiiN 2 points3 points ago

It's like a pirated tape getting pirated and sold on for years.

[–]iamthebenj 21 points22 points ago

I've seen letters from ugandian generals posted less than this.

[–]blubloblu -1 points0 points ago

As have I.

[–]nilesrogoff 11 points12 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
No friends of mine!!! [repost from funny] 15coms 327pts 5mos Scrubs
Parenting 247coms 1140pts 5mos funny
It's all about being a safe dancer. 3coms 15pts 2mos funny
Good parenting. 174coms 1246pts 11mos funny
Classic Turk 2coms 10pts 2mos funny
He can dance 1com 25pts 3mos funny
No one can argue with his logic. 135coms 690pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Abbatha22 8 points9 points ago

You should have seen him when she told him the Commissar was in town!

[–]Michi_THE_Awesome 10 points11 points ago

It's also funny b/c he actually ends up with a daughter.

[–]ZebraBurger 3 points4 points ago

What show is it

[–]Snowblindyeti 32 points33 points ago

Oh you're one of today's lucky ten thousand. Go watch scrubs but when people tell you there is a ninth season laugh and call them silly the ninth season was cancelled before it aired and all tapes were burnt and buried with toxic waste.

[–]ZebraBurger 3 points4 points ago

I got that reference

[–]Snowblindyeti 1 point2 points ago

I didn't realize I was making a reference?

Edit: nevermind I'm handicapped, I'm so used to seeing the lucky ten thousand I forgot it was a reference some might not get.

[–]that_guitar_guy 10 points11 points ago

http://xkcd.com/1053/

[–]ZebraBurger 5 points6 points ago

The "todays lucky ten thousand"

[–]crookedparadigm 1 point2 points ago

I watched this fictional 9th season and I can only remember one line that made me actually laugh which was, of course, delivered by Dr. Cox.

[–]merloc -2 points-1 points ago

Really also applies to the 8th season too.

[–]Snowblindyeti 6 points7 points ago

It had its moments. Nothing redeemable about the theoretical ninth though.

[–]tommica 2 points3 points ago

I like ninth season ಠ_ಠ

[–]Myrkull 11 points12 points ago

you best get gone

[–]Capn_Cook 2 points3 points ago

I've seen it twice. I would like it more if the main blonde girl they follow (the horse-lover) were less annoying.

also, it pales in comparison to the other seasons

[–]tommica 0 points1 point ago

I like how it refreshes the series, giving the writers something new to work with.

[–]Capn_Cook 0 points1 point ago

They should have made a new series, in that case. They could even say it was a spinoff, but don't use the same name for popularity's sake.

[–]merloc 5 points6 points ago

There's nothing theoretical about it. There was no 9th. There was a spinoff show with the same name and same characters, which people mistakenly refer to as the 9th season.

The 8th season seriously sucked though.

[–]liquidive -1 points0 points ago

Id says seasons 1-7 were equally as horrid.

[–]Snowblindyeti -2 points-1 points ago

It is officially the ninth season. Whether they intended to make a spin off series or how close it is to the first eight series is irrelevant. It is considered the ninth season.

[–]merloc 5 points6 points ago

<sigh>

I was continuing your own joke.

[–]Snowblindyeti 1 point2 points ago

Considering the abundance of semantic assholes on this site I incorrectly assumed you were just an ass. Sorry.

[–]merloc 2 points3 points ago

No it's a correct assumption. Just not in this instance.

[–]ant900 0 points1 point ago

What? The 8th season was fine. It also Wrapped up the series very well.

[–]LaterGatorPlayer 2 points3 points ago

Scrubs.

[–]Michi_THE_Awesome 1 point2 points ago

Scrubs.

[–]Metalmudd -4 points-3 points ago

the 9th season is as bad as every season because the show IS BAD

[–]BluTack -1 points0 points ago

funzies

[–]johnseve 9 points10 points ago

For the love of something, why would you post this as an image? It's as if the repost wasn't bad enough...

[–]rajington 4 points5 points ago

video

[–]not_hot_but_spicy 0 points1 point ago

A Latina woman would never ask "if" her daughter "wants" to get her ears pierced. It...is just gonna happen, when the daughter's a baby. C'MON Scrubs!

[–]acid_free 0 points1 point ago

Can we stop upvoting every time this gets submitted?

[–]songwind 1 point2 points ago

I really need to get back to watching this show.

[–]FailedStoic 0 points1 point ago

Sitcom gags being regurgitated as Internet humor make me die a little inside.

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

That was a safe answer.

[–]GandalfTheFunky -1 points0 points ago

Don't you remember when he heard Der Kommisar was in town?

[–]Lightbulby 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of Biodome

[–]eyeaim2missbehave 0 points1 point ago

Don't you remember what happened last time you told him the Commissar was in town?

[–]DeckardAI 0 points1 point ago

Here's the video (2:33mins long): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyecEGGDuds

[–]iwakun 1 point2 points ago

ATTENTION REPOSTERS: I will probably upvote this every time I see it. That is all.

[–]futafan 1 point2 points ago

I guess the internet has at least 6800 new people that didn't know about this already

[–]bassgoonist 0 points1 point ago

Here's the long version of the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pOq4hyoX9g

[–]Big_McLargeHuge42 1 point2 points ago

turkleton is a funny guy

[–]chilari 0 points1 point ago

Relevant.

[–]omnilynx 1 point2 points ago

This is one of those jokes where all of the humor is lost by putting it in text form.

[–]Sober2th -1 points0 points ago

lol, Just saw this episode a few hours ago.

[–]IamNegativeSpace 0 points1 point ago

Ironically he had a daughter

[–]nomezie 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god I fucking love this show.

[–]DesWillenMacht 0 points1 point ago

every time i see this posted I wonder what they were talking about that lead to this.

[–]blogle -4 points-3 points ago

Holy FUCK!! My iTunes was on shuffle and changed to this song as I clicked the link...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Do we just post old shit from Tv shows and reap the karma these days? I must have seen this on the front or second page 10 times this year. Sad.

[–]fuckslayer 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................repost -_-

[–]WolfySnackrib -2 points-1 points ago

This is one of the few things I remember clearly from this show. This was before I knew of the song We can dance!!

[–]schattenteufel 6 points7 points ago

"Safety Dance"

[–]WolfySnackrib 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I keep forgetting the fucking name.

[–]grayfin -2 points-1 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-bIhCBSrzU the video

[–]scorpmatt -2 points-1 points ago

Damn you, I had to go and download this song so I could listen to it and get it out of my head. Can't stream at work. :(

[–]Downbound92 -1 points0 points ago

I miss Scrubs, I wonder where the guy who played Turk is now, and I totally forgot Carla was a character on the show until just now.

[–]Elliottism -2 points-1 points ago

That section of song is my actual text tone. At first everyone's all like 'WHAT IS THAT CRAP' After the next few goes they're all like 'Actually that's awesome'.

[–]roomb -2 points-1 points ago

bad show

[–]montrealcowboyx -2 points-1 points ago

Dancing little people nostalgia!

[–]t-rex4 -3 points-2 points ago

Turk is named after my friend's dad

[–]Chris_Turkleton -2 points-1 points ago

Obligatory relevant comment